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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford

To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not at all. You brought them into this world so you can take them out... or whatever it was my mum used to say

LvM

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I think you should just try to do better next time.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death would be preferred to eating that.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Not at all. You brought them into this world so you can take them out... or whatever it was my mum used to say

LvM"

She's a woman after my own heart.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Death would be preferred to eating that. "

WTF? Hang on, what's your background...what does your family love to eat?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.

So, sure?

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023."

Come on. It is delicious!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Scottish or not, that is a piss poor excuse for a dinner!

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

OP

It sounds delicious. Got any leftovers?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023."

Sounds like a good meal to me.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!"

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023."

Sounds like a good meal to me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.

So, sure?"

OMG, woman, did you say that out loud? You can't go wrong with the Scottish flavours - White pepper, ground mace and marjoram. Perfect combination. Goes with everything except toast and strawberry jam

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."

Power to the children

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I think you should just try to do better next time. "

Noooo...It was good.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it."

It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Sounds like a good meal to me.

"

It was.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.

It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol"

But with Scottish flavours!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Am I going to see this on Rate my Plate tomorrow?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What was in the mince?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.

It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol"

The cabbage was just for garnish

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it."

If you were here! You would politely enjoy it and searching for something to compliment. "Did you grow that Marjoram, yourself?"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.

It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol

But with Scottish flavours!"

.... swap the mince for haggis and I'm there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"What was in the mince? "

Terrible selection from Tesco. Unlike the mince aisles in Scottish supermarkets. 15% Beef!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner "

Let them. They would never be able to forgive themselves. And they would go hungry.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

As much as that meal sounds like the cuisine of a Victorian orphan, the effort should have been appreciated.

You win some and you lose some OP.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mince, cabbage and mash? Dude it’s 2023.

Come on. It is delicious!

Well I admit haven’t actually tasted yours. But if it was on the menu at a restaurant I wouldn’t be choosing it.

It's just a deconstructed shepherd's pie lol

But with Scottish flavours!

.... swap the mince for haggis and I'm there lol"

I've trained my kids well. They love haggis.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Excellent... you can keep the cabbage though... bleugh

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

OP it’s all in the presentation. Ours would say “Fck off to that shi*”.

However a cottage or shepherds pie with a sprinkling of grated cheese with cabbage & carrots to the side & it’s all eaten.

Kids huh

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner

Let them. They would never be able to forgive themselves. And they would go hungry. "

Oh I’m not sure about that she knows how to work the microwave

But I get it, it’s rubbish when your efforts aren’t appreciated.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"As much as that meal sounds like the cuisine of a Victorian orphan, the effort should have been appreciated.

You win some and you lose some OP. "

You've hit the nail on the head. I've told my hypercritical 15 year old that I don't want to hear a live critic of the food I have made her. She tells me what is wrong with it as she eats it. You have no idea how much I want to stop feeding her. Thus mince and cabbage, someone will say. Anyway, lets not lose sight of the fact that this is a site dedicated to fucking. I don't want to talk about them anymore. Ooops...Just realised that I posted this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My child hates roast dinners and cooked breakfasts. I often question if she's even mine.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Scottish or not, that is a piss poor excuse for a dinner! "

That was a good dinner. How very dare you!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Scottish or not, that is a piss poor excuse for a dinner!

That was a good dinner. How very dare you!"

I did dare!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"My child hates roast dinners and cooked breakfasts. I often question if she's even mine.

"

That's weird. Put her up for adoption. My two could live of roast dinners and fryups!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I fear my child would beat me to death if I made her eat cabbage for dinner

Let them. They would never be able to forgive themselves. And they would go hungry.

Oh I’m not sure about that she knows how to work the microwave

But I get it, it’s rubbish when your efforts aren’t appreciated. "

She does know how to cook, a bit, she would survive. And I'm sure she would feed brother too b

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Great song

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."

Send the cheeky critters down the pit next time. 23 hours a day of hard labour should sort them out

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"What was in the mince? "

Beef mince, onion, garlic, carrot, cabbage, ground mace, white pepper, marjorm, salt, beef stock cubes, tinned toms, tom puree, water. Cooked for about an hour. Very delicious.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Great song "

Laddie!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love"

Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding.

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By *utchyjackMan
over a year ago

Newquay

Sounds a good bit of grub to me, any leftovers would do for bubble and squeak with a fried egg the next day.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"OP

It sounds delicious. Got any leftovers?"

Probably got a meal left. It will heat up nicely. Get over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a proper dinner

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love

Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding."

Me three…and not just east it but finish it too

If the mince was grey and there was a puddle of water under it, I’m with the kids. If it was thick and brown and juicy, I’m with you!

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Venison mince, cooked in red wine and bramble jelly. Serve with roast shallots, kale with chillies from Fife, and either Ayrshire potatoes or fresh oat bread.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

You had me convinced when you said teenagers. There was no need for the explanation about weird North North food.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love

Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding."

Oh are they little ! Mine are big now they were brought up on, mostly Indian and Middle Eastern food! Yeah once they know about things in packets it will be hard to get them to eat real cooking ! Just let them starve

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.

So, sure?"

Hand dived scallops with Stornoway black pudding. Duck terrine with Tayside rasperry jus and oat cakes.

Smoked haddock, samphire and poached quails eggs.

We also invented jaffa cakes.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I mean. Scottish cooking does tend to be about as appealing as death.

So, sure?

Hand dived scallops with Stornoway black pudding. Duck terrine with Tayside rasperry jus and oat cakes.

Smoked haddock, samphire and poached quails eggs.

We also invented jaffa cakes.

"

That's a meal!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love

Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding.

Oh are they little ! Mine are big now they were brought up on, mostly Indian and Middle Eastern food! Yeah once they know about things in packets it will be hard to get them to eat real cooking ! Just let them starve "

Mine are big. 17 and 15. They love all things Indian and Middle Eastern. I have done a good job! They just hate the food that I make sometimes (and I'm a pretty good cook) GITs!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Venison mince, cooked in red wine and bramble jelly. Serve with roast shallots, kale with chillies from Fife, and either Ayrshire potatoes or fresh oat bread. "

That sounds good. You are either a chef or quite rich!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I was forced to eat food, I hated as a kid. Rare times were out for a meal it was the same soggy vegetable shit. I love my kids I want to give them food that they love

Yeah, me too. But how can be sure they like things until I have given it to them. My kids would live on tomahawk steaks twice a day, every day. I'm not kidding.

Me three…and not just east it but finish it too

If the mince was grey and there was a puddle of water under it, I’m with the kids. If it was thick and brown and juicy, I’m with you!"

OMG! How could you? Grey mince? My mince was tomato rich with a beefy gravy. It was rather nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody spoilt brats

Lovely meal, simple and filling.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"What was in the mince?

Beef mince, onion, garlic, carrot, cabbage, ground mace, white pepper, marjorm, salt, beef stock cubes, tinned toms, tom puree, water. Cooked for about an hour. Very delicious. "

I hope you didn't cook the cabbage for an hour

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave..."

My two would hoover that up! Helps that I'm half Scottish so it was what I was brought up on too so I've passed it down. Luckily they eat most things as well.

Tinder x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine would of turned their noses up at that and made themselves some toast!

We've had chicken and halloumi with a bit of salad in wraps and home made wedges on the side. It was a winner with all 3 kids, which is unusual *smug face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have been grateful.

The amount of times I got told I wasn't getting dinner as a punishment.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If their organs are recycled, there should be some pity for the recipients who presumably will have parts of them composed of this 'meal'. Perhaps a gofundme could be started, to help them.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Great song

Laddie!"

If they let me had my way, I coulda flayed him into shape!

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"Venison mince, cooked in red wine and bramble jelly. Serve with roast shallots, kale with chillies from Fife, and either Ayrshire potatoes or fresh oat bread.

That sounds good. You are either a chef or quite rich!"

The power of m & s yellow stickers! I'd also recommend everyone to find their nearest community food share projects.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd kill for my mum's mince, taters and cabbage.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Great song

Laddie!

If they let me had my way, I coulda flayed him into shape!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To beat your teenagers to death when they criticise a rather nice meal. Mince, cabbage and mash. I'm Scottish, so imagine a modern mince and tatties! Gits! Why did I bother giving them life. Their poor dead mother must be turning in her grave...

My two would hoover that up! Helps that I'm half Scottish so it was what I was brought up on too so I've passed it down. Luckily they eat most things as well.

Tinder x"

Gorgeous pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - the meal you made sounds delicious

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