FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s do some maths

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!

I’ll go first:

Boy math is always rounding to the inch above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m 5’9, 7 inches.

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By *ohemianBristolMan
over a year ago

Dolgellau

I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!

I’ll go first:

Boy math is always rounding to the inch above "

And not good at using 2(pi)r

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths is measuring how long you’re in the shower by song

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Girl math is talking ourselves down so nobody expects too much.

Or maybe that's just me math

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths is a threesome with two 5s equals having sex with a 10. Or better than having sex with a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy maths is saying you’re only popping to the boozer for a ‘swift one’.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ohhhhh I can do this!

Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^Tried to use square root symbol. Last bit should be square root of soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl math is talking ourselves down so nobody expects too much.

Or maybe that's just me math

Em x"
I hear it.

Girl math is also if your bf doesn’t do what you ask them to do immediately then they’re not going to do it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Girl maths

Can’t do measurements but tell me there’s 20% off shoes, 15% off handbags - I’ll give you my basket total in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon"

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boy maths is saying you’re only popping to the boozer for a ‘swift one’."

Boy maths is saying I’ll be home around 7 which means you have until 7:59

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Girl math is talking ourselves down so nobody expects too much.

Or maybe that's just me math

Em x I hear it.

Girl math is also if your bf doesn’t do what you ask them to do immediately then they’re not going to do it"

Girl math is pretending you're gonna do it yourself while he's watching, so he does it the "right way" for you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Misty Maths

Measured the back garden up for a cabin.. told MrMisty it would fit..

MrMisty remeasures space & looks quizzical…

Apparently 6 metres & 6 feet are very very different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

Soon come= never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I can do this!

Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths."

This is excellent maths

Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon"

this one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy math - body count x3

Girl math - body count / 3

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Girl math is

“I got it cheap 50% off”

On something we didn’t need in the first place

Boy math is

“Put it the fck back, we don’t need it no matter how cheap it is”

Unless it’s tools or motorcycle parts, then we always need them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl math is

“I got it cheap 50% off”

On something we didn’t need in the first place

Boy math is

“Put it the fck back, we don’t need it no matter how cheap it is”

Unless it’s tools or motorcycle parts, then we always need them

I agree that girl maths is that if it’s discounted then it must be bought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths is it’s not dirty if you only wore it once and didn’t get anything on it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I can do this!

Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths.

This is excellent maths

Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’"

Yes! Somehow Jamie and I managed to not spend anything in Manchester - she gave me cash for the hotel room so her stay was free. I used cash for my drinks so didn't spend anything really. We got a free bottle of wine. Discounted Starbucks.

Birmingham we'll undoubtedly do the same.

Girl maths.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh I can do this!

Girl maths; if I use a gift card to buy Halloween candles, it's free. I've not spent anything. In fact, I've saved myself thirty odd so I can now use that to get a manicure. Girl maths.

This is excellent maths

Also see ‘if I spent it using cash, I’ve not spent anything’

Birmingham we'll undoubtedly do the same.

Girl maths.

It’s true though. It’s not leaving my account. So have I really spent it?

Birmingham? Great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths is she looked at you so she’s probably interested

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!

I’ll go first:

Boy math is always rounding to the inch above "

Girl Maths, I’m normally a 12, it’s must be the sizings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boy maths, girl maths, gay maths, whatever- drop it below!!

I’ll go first:

Boy math is always rounding to the inch above

Girl Maths, I’m normally a 12, it’s must be the sizings."

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Boy maths - I've had 0 views today, which must mean 100+ hot ladies have viewed me in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boy maths is she’s not a milf unless she’s at least 30+. Younger than that is just a woman with a baby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama."
forum maths- if I reply to every poster and got 100 replies my thread did better than if I didn’t reply to anyone but got 60 replies.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Boy math: she responded, we’re going to fuck today!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama."
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Thats a classic example of how boy maths n girl maths differ...

We all know 2+2 equals 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama. forum maths- if I reply to every poster and got 100 replies my thread did better than if I didn’t reply to anyone but got 60 replies. "

How much is the answer worth if 50% of the forumites say replying means you're a thirsty attention whore and the other 50% moan people don't run their threads and just fuck off and leave them?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama..

Thats a classic example of how boy maths n girl maths differ...

We all know 2+2 equals 69"

No that's definitely a foursome. Girl maths rocks.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Forumite all inclusive unisex math, where 2 and 2 equals 64 and a shit load of drama..

Thats a classic example of how boy maths n girl maths differ...

We all know 2+2 equals 69

No that's definitely a foursome. Girl maths rocks."

Well girl.maths I have to see in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

Ouch!

I don't want to be you right now!

I'll refrain from my immediate reply. Just this once

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Girl maths - the car is x wide, the driveway is x+y wide, the reverse camera is like the scientific calculator....nope, still not going to be able to work it out (reverse it in)

Or is that just my wife's maths

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

Yeah, that's fair. I actually had a discussion about this today with a friend. Girl maths and boy maths combined works.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

Ouch!

I don't want to be you right now!

I'll refrain from my immediate reply. Just this once "

I’ve never been more in favour of, or wishing for, a forum ban for my own safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl math - if i take something back and get a refund, that’s free money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

Boy maths is getting hurt by one woman and having commitment issues ever since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl math - if i take something back and get a refund, that’s free money

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you’ve just gained £29.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab. "

Que?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW."

Idgi

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Girl math: damn my arse is big

Boy math: daaamnnn your arse is biiiiiig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man math is, looking to buy a sensible car with £20k budget and ending up persuading yourself that the only sensible option is actually a two seater convertible costing £40k

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl math: damn my arse is big

Boy math: daaamnnn your arse is biiiiiig

Your arse is big

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Man math is, looking to buy a sensible car with £20k budget and ending up persuading yourself that the only sensible option is actually a two seater convertible costing £40k"

Girl maths: I have £6000 to spend on a second-hand car, plus a heap of junk to trade. *Buys £7500 car for £6000 + heap of junk*

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Girl math is not realising they are the common denominator in all their issues

Boy maths is getting hurt by one woman and having commitment issues ever since"

I feel attacked

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Boy Math: Andrew Tate is the GOAT

Also boy math: why can’t I find any good women

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Boy Math: lemme chuck £10 on this 1305/1 acca

Also boy math: why do mortgage providers think I’m a risk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

Spot on!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Boy math is 80085

Girl math is 8==

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Boy math is 80085

Girl math is 8=="

8==D

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Men's algebra

If I send 100 emails and the fab reply factor is 0.01, I'll probably get 1 reply.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

TV math is 80085 + 8==) = twice as likely to get laid

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Boy math is 80085

Girl math is 8==

8==D"

*They've swallowed the tip

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By *ouglas DigglerMan
over a year ago

Stockport

STOP. THINK.

Im outside (not literally) steveandhismagicpicklex's preferred age range.

steveandhismagicpicklex is looking for people aged 20-30. Although those outside that age are not blocked from messaging, you are much more likely to get a reply from those who are looking for someone of your age.

So 20-30! I’m fucked then at 48 - that’s Maths x

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.

It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.

It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question

Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.

It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question

Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my KIDS safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating!"

You missed a word. FIFY

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Boy maths is being half of two in real life but just 1 on fab.

Que?

Oh I thought that was brilliant!

Well played PW.

Idgi

Unless mistaken, think PW is referring to men who are couples irl but claim to be single for the purposes of fab

I wonder if girl maths can work out the percentage on this one.

It would be a complete guess as no equation will provide accurate results due to the sample data always being zero according to the boys in question

Girl math is I can't accommodate as my home is my KIDS safe space. He can't accommodate...he must be cheating!

You missed a word. FIFY"

To be fair, I've seen it said without that word involved from some too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boy Math: lemme chuck £10 on this 1305/1 acca

Also boy math: why do mortgage providers think I’m a risk?"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Girl maths: measures the square meterage of a wall and buys enough wallpaper.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

Soon come= never"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

Soon come= never

Jamaican maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy Math - this player was good for 2 games so we'll buy him for 100mil now because he'll be worth more in the long term with his development

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

Soon come= never

Jamaican maths"

Me: I’m around the corner

Also me: showering listening to some Beres Hammond

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By *outhwestukcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Somerset

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suppose girl maths is saying you'll be ready "soon", which is actually soon²

However, I get ready in vsoon

Soon = 2 hours

V soon = 3 hours

Soon come= never

Jamaican maths

Me: I’m around the corner

Also me: showering listening to some Beres Hammond

Beres Hammond omg

That’s the goat

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

There's also couples maths, I know from experience that two into one does go

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By *aidForSharingWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

M + m + f = 100%

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Couple math:

we have 20 pairs of socks

I have 200 pairs of shoes

Nobody should have more shoes than socks that's just unnatural.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

bisexual maths: 1 + 1 often equals just 1.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im 93kg

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Girl maths....well my maths. Pie charts actually made of pie, one minute it was whole, now it's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Sara Lees maths I eat the equivalent cake

portion as family of four

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl maths....well my maths. Pie charts actually made of pie, one minute it was whole, now it's gone

I read it as hole.

Anyway,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...

So many measure incorrectly....

Alot measure from their scrotum too....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Man maths is how you end up deciding that the only sensible car option is the two seater with 135,000 miles already on the clock because it’s only £10k more up front than the five-seater SUV you actually went out looking for but in the long run you’ll save enough to buy a second car for those sensible runs because it won’t depreciate as badly.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I know it’s not just me. I’ve seen the Pistonheads forums.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Man maths.. its only a 5 minute job....

there's no such thing as a 5 minute job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...

So many measure incorrectly....

Alot measure from their scrotum too....

supposedly you measure from the pubic bone. Seems legit

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...

So many measure incorrectly....

Alot measure from their scrotum too....

If you get it really wrong you get a bollockin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met a man who measured their length from their butthole...

So many measure incorrectly....

Alot measure from their scrotum too....

If you get it really wrong you get a bollockin'"

I've no words.....

I forget the question....

Oh is it mistaken measurements....

Me.... I'm 5'4....butt I'm actually barely 5'1... oh & a bit.... So I added 3" as the bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man maths.. its only a 5 minute job....

there's no such thing as a 5 minute job."

"It's a short-cut'.... & it takes miles more to get there.... through the short-cut.... Then the long way....

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Boy maths : The smallest unit of time is hours

I can go on for hours

I can give oral for hours

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