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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later "

Haha I was playing British Bulldog on the playground and went flying and knocked myself out. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when summers were hot and winters were cold.

And when over 40 year olds dressed their age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`m a fossil. Karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old, I forgot what I was going to type.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later

Haha I was playing British Bulldog on the playground and went flying and knocked myself out. Oops. "

Great game character building

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I remember when summers were hot and winters were cold.

And when over 40 year olds dressed their age."

Those endless summer school holidays, happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old we were allowed to carry machetes into the jungle at my primary school and make tree houses - the teachers gave them to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when summers were hot and winters were cold.

And when over 40 year olds dressed their age."

Some people did look a lot older than their actual age though depending on what they wore or their hair style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old that when my family went on long trips through Europe in our Ford Esc0rt estate car, us four kids could lie down and sleep with the back seats down as the car was being driven. Also if we were all sat in the rear of the car there were no such things as seat belts.

(888 honestly, cant even type the name of the car without Fab blocking it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old schools never closed when it snowed, you had to go no matter how deep it was and the boys still had to wear shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old I used to watch The Bill and Heartbeat on ITV and BBC 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit? "

I am so old that the teachers used to either cane us or use a plimsol on our bare bottoms.

I am so old that it was not unusual for the teacher to throw the blackboard rubber** at us when they were angry !

** for those to young to know what a black board rubber was, we did not have white boards, we had black boards and chalk, with a piece of wood with some form of felt on one side for wiping down the board to remove the lesson

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm so old, I'll see your British Bulldog and raise you Murderball...

(But I went to a very 'old skool' school so doubt any of this is banned to this very day!)

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By *77philMan
over a year ago

Bath

I’m so old I remember needing 2 hands to eat a wagon wheel! They were big back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember getting all excited about the new thing that was the "world wide web".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so old, I'll see your British Bulldog and raise you Murderball...

(But I went to a very 'old skool' school so doubt any of this is banned to this very day!)"

What is murderball? Lob balls at peoples heads as hard as you can?

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By *77philMan
over a year ago

Bath


"I remember getting all excited about the new thing that was the "world wide web".

"

and needing a modem that made all hat noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old that in my first job we had a typing pool with secretaries** typing up our hand written letters and when they came back to us, we had to identify corrections and they would use tippex to correct them. They also made a second file copy which was created through the use of carbon paper***

** for those to young to know what a secretary was, she was a gobby woman, possibly a spinster, who sat in a room with a vast number of other gobby women and complained when you brought them any work, plus deliberately made mistakes so that you had to bring it back so they could complain again about your poor hand writing.

*** for those of you to young to know what carbon paper is, it consists of sheets of black paper that create one or more copies simultaneously with the creation of an original document and was sold at Wilko****

**** for those of you who do not know what Wilko was, it was a cheap shop selling amongst other things carbon paper, and close down this week.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm so old that I remember when not every nostalgic comment you heard had some kind of contentious political undertone to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old I remember when the real World was in black and white…

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'm so old I can remember tellys not having remote control, as I was the littlest in the house it was my job to change channel on it

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Beat this!!

I'm so old I have a sweet ration card...

R

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng


"Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later "

I am so old I remember my class getting a computer (1 between 60 of us). We got 30 mins a week on it in groups of 4 and no there was no connection to the internet. There was no internet.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m so old I can’t remember what I was going to say I remembered

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh that’s it

Collecting the bread bag ties and putting them on the brake lines on your bike.

(If you couldn’t afford spokey dokies)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m so old I remember all of things mentioned in this thread.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

We replaced Bulldogs with 'Leg-ups' same principle but probably more violent and yet never got banned. Never understood that. I think they just gave up.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm so old I remember when penny sweets were in fact 1p & you could get a nice ten pence mix .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow me to that was awhile back lol. Karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I am so old I remember my class getting a computer (1 between 60 of us). We got 30 mins a week on it in groups of 4 and no there was no connection to the internet. There was no internet."

I am so old I remember my primary school class getting its first type writer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so old schools never closed when it snowed, you had to go no matter how deep it was and the boys still had to wear shorts! "

Yes! Walking through snow drifts to school.

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By *orsetMale34Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so old I can remember tellys not having remote control, as I was the littlest in the house it was my job to change channel on it"

And there were only 3 channels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted I'm from the USA, but it looks like we all did the same things "back in the day" just different names for it.

I'm so old I remember when schools had corporal punishment (spanking) and I was in the last class in high school that we could actually bring guns to school. (I lived up north and he had hunting season.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so old, I'll see your British Bulldog and raise you Murderball...

(But I went to a very 'old skool' school so doubt any of this is banned to this very day!)

What is murderball? Lob balls at peoples heads as hard as you can? "

We used to call it killer rugby.

You got rid of the ball as soon as possible.

It wasn't a pretty game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum"

Snap

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By *ust me2019Woman
over a year ago

Kirkby

I'm so old I remember my parents paying over the top for commodore 64 as separate parts then few months later sold them as a package remember them being annoyed that I wanted it when first came out and not wait

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I remember when summers were hot and winters were cold.

And when over 40 year olds dressed their age."

Dressed their age? What outfit choices do I choose in 2 years that's different to now?

I remember when a fredo cost 10p

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my nurse

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I remember when summers were hot and winters were cold.

And when over 40 year olds dressed their age.

Dressed their age? What outfit choices do I choose in 2 years that's different to now?

I remember when a fredo cost 10p

Mrs "

Don’t wear clothes in your 40’s that look like you’ve run through sports direct and grabbed anything on offer

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm so old when I Fart I shit myself...

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m so old I.. know what a cassette tape is, and more importantly I know what the relationship is between a cassette tape and a pencil

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm so old I still get told I'm too young by older women on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old my national insurance number is 3

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later "

I'm so old that I remember Bonnie and Clyde by Georgie Fame when I was 7 or 8 playing at a friend's birthday party and the thrill of touching his older sister's bum as we danced the afternoon away!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I am so old I remember seeing American Bombers setting off to deposit another load of bombs over Germany and my mum saying she hoped they would all come back.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m so old I remember Kay’s catalogue lingerie section being of great interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my neighbor handed me a 65th birthday card...I said "Thank you,but one would have been enough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so young that I don't understand half of this

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

My home phone number as teenager just 4 numbers

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"I’m so old I remember Kay’s catalogue lingerie section being of great interest "

I thought I was the only boy who did that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so old I watched The Wooden Tops and Bill and Ben on a black and white telly

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm so old when I Fart I shit myself...

"

Try keeping to the one alcopop and making sure you are home by 10

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I'm so old when I Fart I shit myself...

Try keeping to the one alcopop and making sure you are home by 10"

If that's the best bit of banter you can muster, I'd stick to your normal style of posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so old I remember seeing American Bombers setting off to deposit another load of bombs over Germany and my mum saying she hoped they would all come back."

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit? "

No but I remember when one kid got the slipper.

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

I remember porn only being on vhs or paper

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit?

No but I remember when one kid got the slipper."

Slipper in cane were abolished at my secondary school in 1984. Seems like yesterday

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit?

No but I remember when one kid got the slipper."

We used to get the cane, had one house master, who loved using it, he was bit of a sadist

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

I’m so old I remember first class stamps being 3p

And a packet of crisps was 3p

And you used to get 8 black jacks or fruit salads for a penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so old I remember Kay’s catalogue lingerie section being of great interest "

This was me... Got caught by my sister once..I was so embarrassed. The next day a different catalogue was there and open at the lingerie section ??

But I'm so old that my joints crack when getting out of bed in the morning and a slip in the kitchen will through my neck out for a week. Xx

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm so old I remember record players that had 4 speed options on them..16..33..45...78..

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm so old I can remember tellys not having remote control, as I was the littlest in the house it was my job to change channel on it"

I'm so old I remember when there were only three channels and the TV had dial knobs.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’m so old I remember first class stamps being 3p

And a packet of crisps was 3p

And you used to get 8 black jacks or fruit salads for a penny. "

The penny tray! So much enjoyment from 5p

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm so old I can remember when you couldn't by an aniseed ball.

They were 2 for 1/2p!

pt

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Oh that’s it

Collecting the bread bag ties and putting them on the brake lines on your bike.

(If you couldn’t afford spokey dokies)"

I remember when breakfast cereals gave you colourful plastic thingies to clip on the wheels of the bike.

Breakfast cereals always gave things away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when you were only taken to the doctor if you were dying and hospital if you needed surgery.

Go figure

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth


"I’m so old schools never closed when it snowed, you had to go no matter how deep it was and the boys still had to wear shorts! "
yes totally I remember them days

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm so old I remember when penny sweets were in fact 1p & you could get a nice ten pence mix ."

Raise ya, two sweets for a half-penny

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

So old I remember Raliegh burner and grifter

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Lighthearted thread open to all ages and the post that makes me chuckle most gets a curly wurly.

I’ll start with

I’m so old i….. remember playing conkers and British bulldogs at school and they weren’t *banned

*British bulldogs was suspended after a broken arm but resumed 6 months later "

Remember both of these plus, press gang, knocks 9 doors, block and kerby

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"

And you used to get 8 black jacks or fruit salads for a penny.

"

Wow, that's doubled my 2 for 1/2p!

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

I remember television been so big and heavy it took two or three people to move them

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

Im so old,i remember when there were no rumours about jimmy saville.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Im so old,i remember when there were no rumours about jimmy saville."

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

It was ok not to wear a seat belt while your parents drove the car home a little but squiffy and leaving you in it with a packet of crisps and a lemonade while they had a cheeky drink on the way home from the beach and social services were not a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that’s it

Collecting the bread bag ties and putting them on the brake lines on your bike.

(If you couldn’t afford spokey dokies)

I remember when breakfast cereals gave you colourful plastic thingies to clip on the wheels of the bike.

Breakfast cereals always gave things away "

I remember those!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Im so old,i remember when there were no rumours about jimmy saville

"

You knew Jimmy Saville before he was famous?

pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old I REALLY wanted Jim to Fix it for me, and Rolf to help me sketch.

I also remember when Red Dwarf, Lenny Henry and Eddie Murphy were funny.

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By *hil_mids63Man
over a year ago

Leamington


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

Snap"

Being a little older, my first computer was the Sinclair ZX81. It had a tiny 1K of RAM but it could do floating point arithmetic and I learned BASIC programming. Never managed to get a cassette player to store data though.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"I’m so old teachers hitting kids was only just abolished when I started primary. Anyone at school when it was still ok and did you ever get hit?

No but I remember when one kid got the slipper."

I got the slipper for " messing with the javelin "on the school field in games. Except it was not me but you just took the punishment.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm so old I REALLY wanted Jim to Fix it for me..."

I'm glad my letter didn't get picked

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m so old I now have a shoe horn at the front door to help me with my shoes.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

Snap

Being a little older, my first computer was the Sinclair ZX81. It had a tiny 1K of RAM but it could do floating point arithmetic and I learned BASIC programming. Never managed to get a cassette player to store data though."

I had to do. BASIC prog for O-level.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’m so old I now have a shoe horn at the front door to help me with my shoes. "

Sketchers son. That's when you know you've slipped into middle age

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I remember doing PE in my vest and knickers at primary school and getting the belt at high school from a biology teacher because I failed a test.

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By *hil_mids63Man
over a year ago

Leamington


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

Snap

Being a little older, my first computer was the Sinclair ZX81. It had a tiny 1K of RAM but it could do floating point arithmetic and I learned BASIC programming. Never managed to get a cassette player to store data though.

I had to do. BASIC prog for O-level."

I guess that having studied O-levels also shows ones age!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm so old I remember a chocolate bar from Cadbury called bar 6 and it cost 6d( that's old money)

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

Snap

Being a little older, my first computer was the Sinclair ZX81. It had a tiny 1K of RAM but it could do floating point arithmetic and I learned BASIC programming. Never managed to get a cassette player to store data though.

I had to do. BASIC prog for O-level.

I guess that having studied O-levels also shows ones age!"

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm so old my first computer was a zx Spectrum

Snap

Being a little older, my first computer was the Sinclair ZX81. It had a tiny 1K of RAM but it could do floating point arithmetic and I learned BASIC programming. Never managed to get a cassette player to store data though.

I had to do. BASIC prog for O-level.

I guess that having studied O-levels also shows ones age!

"

52/53 is the current cut off age, I was the last O level year. pt

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I remember getting a TV with a remote and also borrowing a VHS player (the old piano key type)

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm so old... Well I'm not, or at least I didn't think so until last night. I watched Gremlins with the kids last night. Then I realised the release date was 1984. Then I realised the movie was as old as I am. Then I realised the movie is nearly 40 years old. How the hell is that movie nearly 40 years old? In my head films that are 40 years old are like old black and white Westerns. Then worst of all that made me realise I am very nearly 40 years old

Mr

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m so old I remember wages being paid in cash in a little brown envelope (official not dodgy) lol

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

You know your getting old when your toes outnumber your teeth ??

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

You know your getting old when you think your kicking conkers but it’s just your sagging Ballz.

She’s knows she’s getting old when she’s kneeing her tits like a football walking.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I'm so old our school books were clay tablets in Cuneiform.

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

So old I can remember traveling in the back of cars with no rear seatbelts (ape).

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So old I can remember traveling in the back of cars with no rear seatbelts (ape). "

My step dad invented the people carrier, Bedford van with deckchairs and boxes as seats.

Hit a corner to fast or break to hard and you flew around the back

Happy days indeed

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I'm so old I remember the invention of the wheel....

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

She’s sooo old her first fanny pad was a sheep

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"She’s sooo old her first fanny pad was a sheep "

So old her fanny is haunted.

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

I'm so old I remember collecting discarded Corona bottles to take back for the deposit !

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Im so old...you could play kiss chase without fear of wokeness

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I’m so old I forgot to buy what I went to the shop for but came home with 3 items I didn’t go for

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm so old no one but richest familys had a car! Phones were seldom in houses in our street! Just the red push button a and b button phone boxes! No central heating! No supermarkets us kids could buy cigs for mum! No washing machine just the old copper that was included in the rent and a ringer with rollers my brothers tried to put my fingers in! And ohh the best milk tray bars of chocolates loved those! All different shapes in one bar! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ, we use to play red rover

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"I’m so old I remember wages being paid in cash in a little brown envelope (official not dodgy) lol"

And I remember being shown how to extract pound notes from a wages packet with a hairgrip so as to leave it looking unopened.

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By *ady IncognitoWoman
over a year ago

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So old I remember Banda "photocopiers" being used to duplicate worksheets at school!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I seem to remember our first television was a Bush and had a 9" screen in a large cabinet.

We also had a large magnifying glass on a stand which you placed in front of the screen to give you a more viewable picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so old I remember a mangle being attached to the twin tub.

Local area dialling codes were one or 2 digits eg Guildford was 9, London was 01 (I think)

My wardrobe didn't haven't any purple in it.

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