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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

My profile says they will be blocked so I usually don't get much because they want to see my other pics

Dick pics do nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

F

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

Ohh there's tons of females and couples..probably just men with fake profiles ... that love them

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero

F"

Oh no.. Did my husband send me a picture of his face earlier? I'm trying to think..

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a pretty penis, all I have is a inbox full of faces.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

One or two.

I honestly don’t get many.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I like a pretty penis, all I have is a inbox full of faces."

I can change that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, and I’m not f’kin happy about it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I can change that for you."

I’m not going to. But I can. Could. Whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a pretty penis, all I have is a inbox full of faces.

I can change that for you."

Oh please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can change that for you.

I’m not going to. But I can. Could. Whatever."

Knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a pretty penis, all I have is a inbox full of faces.

"

I would send you my penis, but as an above comment references it could be mistaken for my face so, I'm out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Knob"

Literally the opposite. No knob. The absence of knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can change that for you.

I’m not going to. But I can. Could. Whatever."

You and I are going to fall out if we keep meeting like this

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've never once sent unsolicited dick pics to anyone.

Only on request and if I fancied them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You and I are going to fall out if we keep meeting like this "

Come for the banter. Stay for the pork sword fight.

I’m starting to think we have similar taste in women. I’m which case, can I borrow Mrs TT2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero

F"

Are you happy about that

Or you wanting some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knob

Literally the opposite. No knob. The absence of knob."

I won't forget this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the women in Ireland thread are saying that dic pics are like a cat catching a mouse as a gift but not touching it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile heading usually deters them, however 1 did sneak in today and was swiftly blocked

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I won't forget this."

This is the post where I keep the charade going for the sake of the forum and pretend that I *didn’t* actually cave in three or four posts ago and give you what you wanted. Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You and I are going to fall out if we keep meeting like this

Come for the banter. Stay for the pork sword fight.

I’m starting to think we have similar taste in women. I’m which case, can I borrow Mrs TT2?"

Usually I'd say yes but unfortunately F would decline as you're the wrong gender for her.

Also, I'm just here for the banter I'm not interested in Dave the 56 year old truck driver pretending to be a woman online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't forget this.

This is the post where I keep the charade going for the sake of the forum and pretend that I *didn’t* actually cave in three or four posts ago and give you what you wanted. Right?"

I'm not falling for that and checking my messages.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

None. This is fine.

J

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm not falling for that and checking my messages. "

Rickrolling ain’t what it used to be.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

None. Today is a good day

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

"

Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

0

Nil

Zilch

Nada

And I'm okay with that

Specs xx

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Had 3 set to me so far, also one bloke who declared his love to me and sent about 10 pics of himself.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here. "

She's not taking the piss out of them. I'm not sure what in the post made you think that.

Also I like penises. I like them a lot. But pretty much only when I like the person they're attached to. So some random cock from some random guy will do nothing for me. In exactly the same way that random flappage from a random woman would do nothing for me.

J

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here.

She's not taking the piss out of them. I'm not sure what in the post made you think that.

Also I like penises. I like them a lot. But pretty much only when I like the person they're attached to. So some random cock from some random guy will do nothing for me. In exactly the same way that random flappage from a random woman would do nothing for me.

J"

I do love a bit of stranger flappage

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By *o_boxersMan
over a year ago

solihull

None ??

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Nowhere near enough

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

10 but I sent them all to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here. "

Taking the piss out of penises vs having an unsolicited dick pic thrown at you? Yeah I’ll still with taking the piss

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to open my filters and age range and see if I get any by the time I go to sleep tonight.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

My filters are like Gandalf on the bridge at Khazad-dûm - "You cannot pass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to open my filters and age range and see if I get any by the time I go to sleep tonight. "

Fingers crossed for you!

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By *hakespears SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

We politely mention that dick pics really isn’t the way to lure us in….but that doesn’t stop a forest of them appearing in the inbox.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"My filters are like Gandalf on the bridge at Khazad-dûm - "You cannot pass" "

Keep talking nerdy to me. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to open my filters and age range and see if I get any by the time I go to sleep tonight. "

Primed and ready to hit that send button

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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"We politely mention that dick pics really isn’t the way to lure us in….but that doesn’t stop a forest of them appearing in the inbox. "

If “No” doesn’t mean “No” to them on a website, imagine what could happen during an actual meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can start making bloody collages, so many

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"My filters are like Gandalf on the bridge at Khazad-dûm - "You cannot pass" "

"Shall Not"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm going to open my filters and age range and see if I get any by the time I go to sleep tonight.

Fingers crossed for you!"

Forgot to unblock men

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My filters are like Gandalf on the bridge at Khazad-dûm - "You cannot pass"

"Shall Not" "

And no cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We politely mention that dick pics really isn’t the way to lure us in….but that doesn’t stop a forest of them appearing in the inbox. "

We tried politely and not so much. It doesn't work either way. Whether you want or not, you'll get a penis or ten every day

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"My filters are like Gandalf on the bridge at Khazad-dûm - "You cannot pass"

"Shall Not"

And no cheating "

Exsqueeze me..... I didn't cheat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We politely mention that dick pics really isn’t the way to lure us in….but that doesn’t stop a forest of them appearing in the inbox.

If “No” doesn’t mean “No” to them on a website, imagine what could happen during an actual meet."

Yep! I always point this out to them.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

The only time you want a Dick / Cock / Penis is in your pussy

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today, I’ve had more boobs than dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None thank fuck

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Too many. From many angles. A lot over the toilet for some reason

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't bother mentioning photos on my profile and I don't remember getting many penis photos on a first message.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

[Removed by poster at 06/10/23 19:19:13]

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Today, I’ve had more boobs than dicks. "

Me too!

*High five*

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By *riannaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Bham

Too many, all unwanted.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"We politely mention that dick pics really isn’t the way to lure us in….but that doesn’t stop a forest of them appearing in the inbox.

We tried politely and not so much. It doesn't work either way. Whether you want or not, you'll get a penis or ten every day "

I could send you the same pic I sent _ad nanna, she liked it..... But apparently I cheeted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today, I’ve had more boobs than dicks.

Me too!

*High five*"

You receive dick pics too? These men are ruthless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here. "

Are they taking the piss out of penises or the creepy blokes sending unsolicited dick pics?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You receive dick pics too? These men are ruthless!"

Oh, believe me. We get them too. Usually with a ‘I know you’re straight but want to suck on this?’ message.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Even I've had 2 today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You receive dick pics too? These men are ruthless!

Oh, believe me. We get them too. Usually with a ‘I know you’re straight but want to suck on this?’ message."

Well, one could say they are equal opportunists

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

1 but it was requested

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

No dick pics today, one better a few gaping arseholes in my inbox today...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Well, one could say they are equal opportunists "

You have to admire their balls. Metaphorically speaking. Not literally.

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

I will never send unwanted dick pics,but my profile pic is a dick pic,so if I'm messaging it will be there,

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM"

Just unblock me. I won’t do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 penises today

They were nice ones tbf.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

Just unblock me. I won’t do it again "

As if we'd block you Jamie. I love watching spunk dribble out of your minge

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM"

I had someone send me a photo with conditioner squirted on her chest. Why? You tell me!

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far to many.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I had someone send me a photo with conditioner squirted on her chest. Why? You tell me!

F"

...it only took you like 5 days to notice too

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve even existed online for any period of time you’ll be immune to them , I don’t think it’s just a woman thing

Oh no a dick pic… anyways, Next. Never once fussed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not checked my inbox, so I haven't seen any I didn't want to see. I will guess there's at least one in my inbox though.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"I like a pretty penis, all I have is a inbox full of faces.

"

I'm much more likely to share a well shot photo of my manhood than my face

Never unsolicited though

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I had someone send me a photo with conditioner squirted on her chest. Why? You tell me!

F

...it only took you like 5 days to notice too

K"

I hear it's great for the hair

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Probably not quite triple figures. But definitely more unwanted noodles than faces even though its facepic Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I had someone send me a photo with conditioner squirted on her chest. Why? You tell me!

F

...it only took you like 5 days to notice too

K

I hear it's great for the hair

LvM"

You two are going to take the mick out of me forever

F

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

None today.

However I have discovered that Macaroni cheese and Chorizo is pretty good.

And Chorizo is a sausage so it's technically relatable to your thread.

I'm happy to revive Chorizo images.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

None today.

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven

Hate them i refuse to talk to a Dickhead!

so more erotic when covered up and left to the imagination

12" no good womens cervix is only 8"/9" deep...........so a waste and waste of time bragging I`ve got a big one ha ha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got my first one an hour ago.

Just came on after a busy evening and can't see it cos baby broke my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One or two.

I honestly don’t get many."

If you want more, just send pussy pic in exchange fire one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero nada zilch

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Quite a few…I’ve literally seen every type of cock available since joining FAB.

None of them do anything for me especially but for C, she’s got to fancy the guy before she starts thinking his cock is attractive or not.

A random unsolicited cock pic just gets the instant delete.

K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM"

I'll take one off you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today, I’ve had more boobs than dicks. "

I'm not having this....I think it's time....

Just wait

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I'll take one off you."

Depends... have you been for a run today?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here. "

There's nothing wrong with a dick pic when you've consented to getting it.

And I think they are quite beautiful things too, when I'm in the mood. Otherwise it's a case of 'yes it a penis' and no other thoughts to accompany that. Wasn't taking the piss at all. Was just me asking a question on the forums after observing in myself that I actually am completely desensitized to getting them. That's all. My usual twatish self in full bloom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I'll take one off you.

Depends... have you been for a run today?

LvM"

Oh fuck.

I could still go right?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I'll take one off you.

Depends... have you been for a run today?

LvM

Oh fuck.

I could still go right? "

I guess you've got time Delivery on receipt of evidence

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can start making bloody collages, so many "

This really made laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I'll take one off you.

Depends... have you been for a run today?

LvM

Oh fuck.

I could still go right?

I guess you've got time Delivery on receipt of evidence

LvM"

Erm how do I evidence this? I could map my route but erm.....data protection and all that.

Oh wait...I could call you when I'm panting after?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Anyone want one?

None today but did get a lovely closeup creampie picture from some random... blocked

LvM

I'll take one off you.

Depends... have you been for a run today?

LvM

Oh fuck.

I could still go right?

I guess you've got time Delivery on receipt of evidence

LvM

Erm how do I evidence this? I could map my route but erm.....data protection and all that.

Oh wait...I could call you when I'm panting after? "

Only if you want me to do a wanking video as well

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

There's nothing wrong with a dick pic when you've consented to getting it.

And I think they are quite beautiful things too, when I'm in the mood. Otherwise it's a case of 'yes it a penis' and no other thoughts to accompany that. Wasn't taking the piss at all. Was just me asking a question on the forums after observing in myself that I actually am completely desensitized to getting them. That's all. My usual twatish self in full bloom.

"

Agree with every word. Yep, that's a penis Nothing twatish about that. And doesn't have anything to do with control or taking a piss. Can I control my inbox though? Pretty please. On a positive note, solicited dick pics are great, cocks are beautiful, men's bodies are amazing

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here.

She's not taking the piss out of them. I'm not sure what in the post made you think that.

Also I like penises. I like them a lot. But pretty much only when I like the person they're attached to. So some random cock from some random guy will do nothing for me. In exactly the same way that random flappage from a random woman would do nothing for me.

J"

Thanks. That shut me up. I guess I must be wrong then.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

We almost never get dick pics (thankfully), and I only share them if specifically requested, which doesn’t happen often.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Up to 8 now

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

"

It goes both way

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Just boobs and faces, today is a good day

Tinder x

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

Zero received, Zero sent....

Let's keep it that way

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Nothing today

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I've lost count, dicks as far as the eye can see!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"I've lost count, dicks as far as the eye can see! "

As unlikely visions go, that’s a hilarious image

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I've lost count, dicks as far as the eye can see! "

You'd be loaded if you had a pound for each one I bet

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I've had 387 today alone...weird considering I have single men blocked....I knew clicking accept cockies on my phone was a bad idea

.... I'll see my self out

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I've lost count, dicks as far as the eye can see!

As unlikely visions go, that’s a hilarious image "

All it needs is Where's Wally

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I've lost count, dicks as far as the eye can see!

You'd be loaded if you had a pound for each one I bet "

I would I would buy eleventy million bags of Haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve sent zero but it’s only 30 minutes into the day

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

4 today and it’s not even the midday!

You can tell it’s the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 2 so far

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

How many guys have had success by sending a dick pic lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received 7

Sent 7,000

Surely it’s gotta work once

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've had 8 guys send dick pics, some multiple dick pics... I'm a different area from home and they obviously haven't read my profile.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

None. But the day isn't over.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

"
Have never been a fan but now totally desensitised to them. What a surprise that once I’d stated no dick pics (avatar or otherwise) msg me, I got MORE sent. Daft silly Billy’s Have realised many men DO actually read profiles though - since putting not meeting I’ve hardly any msgs, which is quite heartening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough

I do enjoy a dick pic but I am very very specific on the type of dick pics I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost count after 50th one

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven


"Hate them i refuse to talk to a Dickhead!

so more erotic when covered up and left to the imagination

12" no good womens cervix is only 8"/9" deep...........so a waste and waste of time bragging I`ve got a big one ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any dick pics to send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I block men and as yet the ladies who have messaged haven't sent any

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

No idea, I’m desensitised to them I guess, I open messages, read the text then go somewhere else. It doesn’t really register if there’s pictures these days or not.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"I block men and as yet the ladies who have messaged haven't sent any "

I can help with that if you like? I’ll forward some of mine

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

Hang on! What's wrong with a dick pic? I saw a very beautiful man, with a beautiful dick (this is the problem with this. I don't think he sent it too me, but I found him somewhere). Taking the piss out of penises is such a woman thing to do, and sadly, it's a weirdly controlling attitude that is still alive and well on here.

Taking the piss out of penises vs having an unsolicited dick pic thrown at you? Yeah I’ll still with taking the piss "

Yeah, I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I block men and as yet the ladies who have messaged haven't sent any

I can help with that if you like? I’ll forward some of mine "

If you can please see the boob (+Y+) thread and send ..thanks in advance

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By *ireblade16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm game but I'm a couple year too old...damn

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

I pity any Guys called Dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two

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By *entur1onMan
over a year ago

Aldershot

Don't get any pics from anybody, I'm not fussy, boobs, dick, etc, I'm happy to receive anything to be fair, love them all.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I delete most of mine as I go. I'd estimate around 30 today

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By *y the cCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

None today.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

We actually had one today, along with other pics too. Nice looking chap, but only one sentence in the message and Ailsa said… ‘Nah.’

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

[Removed by poster at 09/10/23 20:36:34]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've been too under the weather to lookm. I guess about 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough nice ones

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Not enough nice ones "

Oh your poor poor inbox

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

Never sent a dic pic, a bit too gross for me, I mean like you want to show a potential shag your best side no? Penis is not exactly good looking. All the women I know don't like sucking or looking at them, so it's probably not a good idea to send a pic of the ugliest part of one of one wants to get one's leg over

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By *ozJackCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Counted through couples account and my single account and I'm at 26

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By *ozJackCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Counted through couples account and my single account and I'm at 26 "

That's just since this morning

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Counted through couples account and my single account and I'm at 26

That's just since this morning"

Must be the arse pic on your profile that does it, you do have a nice arse I must say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None today

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Haven’t taken any photos, but I will. If you want? Lol

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

None

Tho I did get a beef brisket from tesco which looked like a huge cock on the box but was like a little toe when I got it out the packet..

I guess that's a similar thing

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"None

Tho I did get a beef brisket from tesco which looked like a huge cock on the box but was like a little toe when I got it out the packet..

I guess that's a similar thing "

I feel your pain mate. Once bought an inflatable canoe for the swimming pool on holiday. Had a picture of a happy smiling family of 3 on the box. Blew it up in about 4 breaths to find I could just about fit the wife's f'cking handbag in it. Punctured after a passing seagull shat on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any messages I send are accompanied with a face picture.

If I'm asked to provide a rude picture I will. But I like to see the welcome look of surprise on a partners face seeing me naked in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None

Tho I did get a beef brisket from tesco which looked like a huge cock on the box but was like a little toe when I got it out the packet..

I guess that's a similar thing

I feel your pain mate. Once bought an inflatable canoe for the swimming pool on holiday. Had a picture of a happy smiling family of 3 on the box. Blew it up in about 4 breaths to find I could just about fit the wife's f'cking handbag in it. Punctured after a passing seagull shat on it. "

I once bought a paddling pool for the kids when they were little...it fitted the 6 month old baby in and nothing else

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Not one for sending them unless asked as seen far too much moaning about them

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"None

Tho I did get a beef brisket from tesco which looked like a huge cock on the box but was like a little toe when I got it out the packet..

I guess that's a similar thing

I feel your pain mate. Once bought an inflatable canoe for the swimming pool on holiday. Had a picture of a happy smiling family of 3 on the box. Blew it up in about 4 breaths to find I could just about fit the wife's f'cking handbag in it. Punctured after a passing seagull shat on it.

I once bought a paddling pool for the kids when they were little...it fitted the 6 month old baby in and nothing else "

Hope there was no passing seagulls when the little one was in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had three , a good day !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Zero "

Also zero. Hooray!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Received none. But had two requests.

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

BRB, sending loads of sausage pics

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

3

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Today... I haven't had any! But then I've not been online much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, and im fuckin raging at that fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots. Been a good day.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Zero "

I reckon you’ll have a few now haha

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Today... I haven't had any! But then I've not been online much."

Your profile says not to.

Its well known that fab gentlemen always read and adhere to profile requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 8 unopened messages with attachments

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

None, gutted ??

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

Very unlikely to get a reply from us if you don't send a dick pic. We like to see what we'll be sucking before taking the conversation any further.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"I honestly don't know if I have, I'm so used to seeing them on fab I'm completely desensitized to it and don't think they even register anymore. I might have had one but it's now autopilot to delete.

Are you the same?

I wonder if this occurs to the men sending them? That we dont even bat an eyelid at their dick pic and it's not worth sending at all? Doubtful.

"

I mean, without any context I wouldn't send any either way. But some women respond positively, I assume. At least I know because I have been asked to send some back right away.

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By *entur1onMan
over a year ago

Aldershot

Unfortunately none.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

None for us thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zero

I reckon you’ll have a few now haha"

Yep. The delete before opening function is such a blessing

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Very unlikely to get a reply from us if you don't send a dick pic. We like to see what we'll be sucking before taking the conversation any further. "

Exactly what I just wrote: Some people want to see dick pics right away. Sooo... if you don't like them, don't make a big deal out of it and get a group together just to complain about it

Horses for courses, am I right?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Zero

I reckon you’ll have a few now haha

Yep. The delete before opening function is such a blessing "

It is for sure

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Sent 2

Received 0

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Counted through couples account and my single account and I'm at 26 "

There's a few more cocks on here than that, surely?!

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