FabSwingers.com forum: My mate doesn't want you anywhere near them!

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

A sequel to the hit thread I once made!

Say you're in and send a mate a message to tell someone you don't want them anywhere near them!

Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

*ahem*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hell yes! In

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over a year ago

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

*ahem*"

It's not all about you roses! (Stomps on a rose)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?"

It was a good game before!

I've not felt love in a while now, but that's cool. It's kinda nice being dead inside right?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Go on I'll play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This game doesn’t sound fun at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?

It was a good game before!

I've not felt love in a while now, but that's cool. It's kinda nice being dead inside right?

I like it

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This game doesn’t sound fun at all

Neithers monopoly but people still play it!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?

It was a good game before!

I've not felt love in a while now, but that's cool. It's kinda nice being dead inside right?

I like it "

Simple things. Alcoholism. Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind my mate, I don't want anyone near me right now. It's far too hot

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A sequel to the hit thread I once made!

Say you're in and send a mate a message to tell someone you don't want them anywhere near them!

Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

Not a good game when I know the answers already. I'd rather know which one want me, if any.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"A sequel to the hit thread I once made!

Say you're in and send a mate a message to tell someone you don't want them anywhere near them!

Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

Fuck em there all cunts

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

In. I’ve decided to go celibate as Brucey won’t let me suck his cock

I’m heartbroken

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Ooh yeah! Stay out my swamp

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?

It was a good game before!

I've not felt love in a while now, but that's cool. It's kinda nice being dead inside right?

That's the spirit!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never mind my mate, I don't want anyone near me right now. It's far too hot "

Hot? In edinburgh?

Babes you have taken the heating I needed for the bath earlier!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A sequel to the hit thread I once made!

Say you're in and send a mate a message to tell someone you don't want them anywhere near them!

Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

Fuck em there all cunts "

Thanks man that's....sweet

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In. I’ve decided to go celibate as Brucey won’t let me suck his cock

I’m heartbroken "

Ah fine do it already ffs!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you not feeling the love tonight brucey?

It was a good game before!

I've not felt love in a while now, but that's cool. It's kinda nice being dead inside right?

That's the spirit! "

Dickhead brucey is making a return...uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind my mate, I don't want anyone near me right now. It's far too hot

Hot? In edinburgh?

Babes you have taken the heating I needed for the bath earlier!"

I'm in Cyprus.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never mind my mate, I don't want anyone near me right now. It's far too hot

Hot? In edinburgh?

Babes you have taken the heating I needed for the bath earlier!

I'm in Cyprus.

Oh ffs.

Give me a break sweet lord just for 4 minutes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In. I’ve decided to go celibate as Brucey won’t let me suck his cock

I’m heartbroken

Ah fine do it already ffs!"

Yay!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Never mind my mate, I don't want anyone near me right now. It's far too hot

Hot? In edinburgh?

Babes you have taken the heating I needed for the bath earlier!

I'm in Cyprus.

Oooofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I just tell them directly on the thread instead of getting a mate to do my dirty work for me?

I think saying it directly has a bit more zing and would feel quite cathartic

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"A sequel to the hit thread I once made!

Say you're in and send a mate a message to tell someone you don't want them anywhere near them!

Life isn't all sexy roses, trust me I know!

Fuck em there all cunts

Thanks man that's....sweet

Call a cunt a cunt Brucey

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can't I just tell them directly on the thread instead of getting a mate to do my dirty work for me?

I think saying it directly has a bit more zing and would feel quite cathartic "

Sure, bring it on!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr "

Would it help if I said I think you're a dick? A likeable dick but still... think it counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr "

I'd tell you if I didn't like you.

But I have a soft spot for sarcastic dickheads.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

Would it help if I said I think you're a dick? A likeable dick but still... think it counts.

No that doesn’t count because that’s being nice. And that’s not the name of the game

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

I'd tell you if I didn't like you.

But I have a soft spot for sarcastic dickheads.

Don’t worry you’ll soon change you mind

Hatred shall be along shortly.

The mr

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

What a great idea to save having yo unblock them. Check your inboxes I’m doing a mail merge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr "

You can't fool me. I know you're actually lovely

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

You can't fool me. I know you're actually lovely

Shhhhhhhhhh

I have street cred to upload

The mr

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

You can't fool me. I know you're actually lovely

Shhhhhhhhhh

I have street cred to upload

The mr "

I knew you were a teddy bear from day 6

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

You can't fool me. I know you're actually lovely

Shhhhhhhhhh

I have street cred to upload

The mr

I knew you were a teddy bear from day 6"

He's not fooling anyone, he's a big softie!

Mrs

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Count us in.

I’d should get loads of these.

But then again nobody seem to have the bollocks to tell me they don’t like me

they just made snide remarks

The mr

You can't fool me. I know you're actually lovely

Shhhhhhhhhh

I have street cred to upload

The mr

I knew you were a teddy bear from day 6

He's not fooling anyone, he's a big softie!

Mrs "

Aww we all need to feel like a grizzly every now and then!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

This thread has ruined me

( cry’s in corner )

The mr

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This thread has ruined me

( cry’s in corner )

The mr "

Ah happens to the best of us. Or the worst. Whatever seems more suitable to people's opinions of us

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