FabSwingers.com forum: Spreadsheet Update: Women

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...

I am missing a column in my spreadsheet which classifies the type of person you are. It is too arduous for me to message each and every one of you, therefore can you please kindly select one from the list below and I shall update my records accordingly. (There is a purpose for this endeavour...bear with me)

• Chic

• Brazen

• Girl Next Door

• Plain 'Jane'

• Nymphomaniac

• Classy

• Reserved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomboy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fat, middle-aged common woman.

Is there an epithet for that?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Trying for classy but probably hitting Plain 'Jane' on a good day.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Will we get to know the nefarious reason for this at some point?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Tomboy "

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I'll consider this one for Version 2.0.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy/brazen hybrid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is rather the afternoon tea that will determine which I am for me, a bit like the sorting hat.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Classy/brazen hybrid "

No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Unclassifiable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classy/brazen hybrid

No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now. "

But there isn't a fabulous box!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What happens if you don't fall into a category/box?

Can I just be an outlier? Always wanted to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reserved. Definitely reserved.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Bitch?"

I'll bag Lover, Child and Mother

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Reserved. Definitely reserved.

Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Bitch?

I'll bag Lover, Child and Mother

I’m both a sinner and a saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reserved. Definitely reserved.

Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?

LvM"

You loved being pegged so stop with the pain in the ass jokes!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Rock chick.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Wildling?

Witchy?

Weirdo?

WWW for short

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Reserved. Definitely reserved.

Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?

LvM

You loved being pegged so stop with the pain in the ass jokes!

I never said it was bad pain

Bit rude you didn't give me a reacharound though...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the girl next door but make sure you note I have a hairy asshole that I only shave for special occasions such as afternoon tea in a sophisticated and classy establishment like Pontins in Southport.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Posh girls do it all

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Can I tick the box on the day, once I’ve seen the brief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plain jane

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...

• Chic

• Brazen

• Girl Next Door

• Plain 'Jane'

• Nymphomaniac

• Classy

• Reserved"

Send me the formula to crack them please Nero

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I have to pick one I'll go with girl next door, but I'm hardly a girl any more.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Trying for classy but probably hitting Plain 'Jane' on a good day."

"Will we get to know the nefarious reason for this at some point?"

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You're classy.

My reasons are always nefarious. My paramours can confirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I have to pick one I'll go with girl next door, but I'm hardly a girl any more. "

Nanna next door

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I feel excluded from this. It's not fair

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Classy/brazen hybrid

No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now. "

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Thank you, JåmiePånts. You are, and always have been, the thinking person's crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel excluded from this. It's not fair "

Tv?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm assuming that we are going to get a male version of this?

Mind you it's going to be a short list with just one box to tick.

Horny

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I'm assuming that we are going to get a male version of this?

Mind you it's going to be a short list with just one box to tick.

Horny "

FC has obliged.

I’ll go with reserved. Might protect me from the lazy.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Unclassifiable "

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KC² The UnClassy-Foible.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

M1 J22

Is reserved the reserved as in, slightly aloof and holding back or is it the being held awaiting uptake of the booking?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If I have to pick one I'll go with girl next door, but I'm hardly a girl any more. "

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But if you live in a hamlet then you're not next door to anyone.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

M1 J22

Or is reserved like held in reserve and a good back up. I’m like that.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Or is reserved like held in reserve and a good back up. I’m like that. "

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No, it's Reserved, like a fine bottle of Port that needs uncorking and filtering.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What happens if you don't fall into a category/box?

Can I just be an outlier? Always wanted to be."

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Then you shall be thrown into an alternative bøx.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Not getting enough of me'er!

damnit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am none of those. Not today anyway.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Nymphomaniac .Mx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limited edition

Not desperate

No filter

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“Potential serial killer”

Don’t kill me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Brazen.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Girl next door I think?

Em x

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Is rather the afternoon tea that will determine which I am for me, a bit like the sorting hat."

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Are you afternoon tea material?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plain Jane but with the right company / encouragement nymphomaniac

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Reserved. Definitely reserved.

Where's the "sexy, sarcastic pain in the ass" option?

LvM"

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That will be in my Favourite Couples spreadsheet.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I tick the box on the day, once I’ve seen the brief?

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No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop trying to pigeon hole me.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"What happens if you don't fall into a category/box?

Can I just be an outlier? Always wanted to be."

You can be an anomaly which is an anagram of o my anal!! Thought that was worth sharing….

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I think I would go for those ticking a box " all of the above depending on mood/day of the week/occasion"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Trash racoon boner killer

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Narcissistic bitch

Gaslighter

Arrogant Zero empathy cow.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Narcissistic bitch

Gaslighter

Arrogant Zero empathy cow.

u ok hun?

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Narcissistic bitch

Gaslighter

Arrogant Zero empathy cow.

u ok hun?"

I love ladies but on occasions one comes accross some shockers.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Narcissistic bitch

Gaslighter

Arrogant Zero empathy cow.

u ok hun?

I love ladies but on occasions one comes accross some shockers. "

Seems a bit out of keeping with the spirit of this thread, eh?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'd say that I'm basically just a simple chic, brazen, girl next door type, a plain jane who is a classy nymphomaniac with some reservations.

[Please queue here to make reservations with the classy nymphomaniac...]

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If I have to pick one I'll go with girl next door, but I'm hardly a girl any more.

Nanna next door

Pop in for tea from a teapot and dip your hand in my biscuit barrel

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Stop trying to pigeon hole me.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'd say that I'm basically just a simple chic, brazen, girl next door type, a plain jane who is a classy nymphomaniac with some reservations.

[Please queue here to make reservations with the classy nymphomaniac...]"

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I think this requires a separate tab on my spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between Reserved and Nympho

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Brazen

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Energetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said psycho yet?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Girl next door I think?

Em x"

I bloody wish you were next-door, Em.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Disciplinarian

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Menopausal

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Energetic "

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Oh dear, my little petal - another confounded typographical error!

Clearly you meant "nymphomaniac".

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm torn between Preserved and Nympho

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Umm, let's just say Nympho.

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

Nymphomaniac = someone who has had astrapadicktome operation

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

A reserved, plain jane/nympho... struggling to pick a category

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm the girl next door but make sure you note I have a hairy asshole that I only shave for special occasions such as afternoon tea in a sophisticated and classy establishment like Pontins in Southport. "

Pontins in Southport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm torn between Preserved and Nympho

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Umm, let's just say Nympho."

I am OUTRAGED! I am WELL PRESERVED damn it!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

I think Brazen is the most applicable if it's a drop down list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop trying to pigeon hole me.

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What would you categorise me as then?

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Can I tick the box on the day, once I’ve seen the brief?

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No.

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be plain Jane. I need opening up to be interesting. Maybe that makes me reserved? Hmmm.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Wømën, Nøn-Binariës and Whateveriës...

• Chic

• Brazen

• Girl Next Door

• Plain 'Jane'

• Nymphomaniac

• Classy

• Reserved"

Plain Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout out to the city girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• bitch"

Wait… aren’t y-

Nvm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy on the outside, with a very Sultry inner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• bitch

Wait… aren’t y-

Nvm "

No.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Oh.

I think Brazen is the most applicable if it's a drop down list

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Yep...this is so you!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Stop trying to pigeon hole me.

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What would you categorise me as then?

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Reserved!

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Nympho

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

• bitch"

Welcøme back, Ja..Rave...Justanot...thingy.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nympho "

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Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t even know you can reserve one?…

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I didn’t even know you can reserve one?…

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You can put them on ice like a frozen sculpture. When they go off you their love thaws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plane Jane, girl next door? (What actually is the girl next door type because I live next door to my neighbour soo) and I would say private/reserved.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Narcissistic bitch

Gaslighter

Arrogant Zero empathy cow.

u ok hun?

I love ladies but on occasions one comes accross some shockers.

Seems a bit out of keeping with the spirit of this thread, eh?"

Takes all sorts. I was not aware it was nice attributes only.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Classy/brazen hybrid

No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now.

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Thank you, JåmiePånts. You are, and always have been, the thinking person's crumpet."

I'll go for the next box along and be the thinking person's strumpet, Neró.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

You missed out duck and goose

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Girl next door

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Girl next door

I wish.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Alt.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Classy/brazen hybrid

No no. We only get one box to be put in. Pick your box and be on your way now.

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Thank you, JåmiePånts. You are, and always have been, the thinking person's crumpet.

I'll go for the next box along and be the thinking person's strumpet, Neró.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Alt."

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I can only manage so many columns in my sheet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy, obviously

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Classy, obviously

Current profile pic confirms it. This checks out.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Alt.

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I can only manage so many columns in my sheet!

There's always room for one more

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Plain alt Jane lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Plane Jane, girl next door? (What actually is the girl next door type because I live next door to my neighbour soo) and I would say private/reserved. "

I had water fights with our boy next door, so maybe annoying?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Alt.

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I can only manage so many columns in my sheet!

There's always room for one more"

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There should be one for twirling. You're quite adept at that!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

You need "weird"

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Alt.

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I can only manage so many columns in my sheet!

There's always room for one more

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There should be one for twirling. You're quite adept at that!

**jumps up and down excitedly** Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need "weird""

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You need "weird""

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My velvetine darling, the entire spreadsheet is called weird.xls!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"You need "weird"

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My velvetine darling, the entire spreadsheet is called weird.xls!"

Thank goodness x

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