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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fascinating things are bath mats are they not?

Veritably, it took me years to comprehend that despite the name, you’re not actually meant to put them in the bath.

I like bath mats.

Do you like bath mats?

How many bath mats do you own?

Please describe your bath mats so we may all be envious and stuff.

I’ve seen a wonderful bath mat that resembles an inflatable lilo. It looks a lovely bath mat.

Do you have any heartwarming personal stories or anecdotes regarding bath mats or perhaps have you ever performed a sexual act upon a bath mat? Please feel free to discuss all things bath mat related in fact

…Bath mats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find bath mats do the necessary task of not allowing water all over the floor when one steps from the tub

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Totally read that as Bat Maths

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I had a wooden one but it got on my nerves, it was like a little rectangle of decking for feet. It looked fancy but not very good. I have a fluffy thing now, I like that one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Wouldn't get in a shower with out one. My mum even takes ones away with her on holiday. Would hate to fall over in the shower and need rescuing by strangers whilst completely starkers I'd give them nightmares for life with that sight lol

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I have a one to match each set of towels. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have eleventy billion bath mats and give no hoots as to their colour or fluffiness. As they're reduced to a soggy scrap on my bathroom floor daily thanks to my teens.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have no bath.

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By *onnycMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Got to be fluffy! I try to match the colour to my towels

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hilariously we have bath mats but no baths. In a shock discovery we found its not possible to bathe in a bath mat.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I do like a fluffy bath mat, I have a few fluffy ones.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We have bath mats that say fabulous

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By *rsMxCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bath mats must match the towels! [Sounds like the old curtains matching the carpets quip]

Currently have a very nice fluffy pink and grey mat

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Totally read that as Bat Maths "

This made me chuckle x

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I do like them! I have a bath and shower so have the choice, i do love a bath with lots of bubbles and candles

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Ours says Get Naked.

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one doesn't have a bath, but still has mats, does one have to refer to these as shower mats? #askingforafriend

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

So glad im not called matt

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If one doesn't have a bath, but still has mats, does one have to refer to these as shower mats? #askingforafriend"

Ahhh now this is where things get decidedly complicated and rather confusing; Shower mats are actually designed to be placed in a shower tray so as to minimise the risk of slipping over.

However, if one applies the very same logical principle to a bath mat and places it in one’s bath, it simply becomes soggy.

And it gets even more complex yet still as there are also specially designed shower mats for outside the shower when one steps out

I am rendered somewhat befuddled….

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Totally read that as Bat Maths "

I’d like to know more about Bat Maths please. Does it involve trigonometry and echo location equations?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"If one doesn't have a bath, but still has mats, does one have to refer to these as shower mats? #askingforafriend

Ahhh now this is where things get decidedly complicated and rather confusing; Shower mats are actually designed to be placed in a shower tray so as to minimise the risk of slipping over.

However, if one applies the very same logical principle to a bath mat and places it in one’s bath, it simply becomes soggy.

And it gets even more complex yet still as there are also specially designed shower mats for outside the shower when one steps out

I am rendered somewhat befuddled…. "

Woah! What’s the difference between a mat you step onto after a shower and one you step onto after a bath. I genuinely thought they were all the same. Am I missing out ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If one doesn't have a bath, but still has mats, does one have to refer to these as shower mats? #askingforafriend

Ahhh now this is where things get decidedly complicated and rather confusing; Shower mats are actually designed to be placed in a shower tray so as to minimise the risk of slipping over.

However, if one applies the very same logical principle to a bath mat and places it in one’s bath, it simply becomes soggy.

And it gets even more complex yet still as there are also specially designed shower mats for outside the shower when one steps out

I am rendered somewhat befuddled….

Woah! What’s the difference between a mat you step onto after a shower and one you step onto after a bath. I genuinely thought they were all the same. Am I missing out ?"

I’ve just had a quick ganders online to see if there is some difference in description between the two…..and have come back even more discombobulated as it transpires that there are actually both shower and bath mats that can be placed both in and out of showers and baths and yet are still labelled the same (shower and bath mats) I am even more befuddled than ever now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I bought a bath mat after slipping getting into my shower and needing 19 stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... No bath mat in bath

Last bath was too small for my hips

Bath mat on the floor is an off cut piece of carpet and a grey soft one.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't use them within the bath but have some lovely Comfortable ones to step out to

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The plastic non slip ones - we've got one with pictures of ducks on it in the bath. We don't have one in the shower as it's a large walk in shower that's tiled.

The fluffy ones that stop your floor getting soaked - we have two in use at any time. One by the bath, one by the shower. I like them as they stop your feet getting cold on the tiled floor. One has marks from when my husband didn't move it out the way when he was spraying bleach. The other has blue paint on it from when my daughter had it in her room and decided to paint some cardboard.

A truly fascinating subject OP

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Wooden slatted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If one doesn't have a bath, but still has mats, does one have to refer to these as shower mats? #askingforafriend

Ahhh now this is where things get decidedly complicated and rather confusing; Shower mats are actually designed to be placed in a shower tray so as to minimise the risk of slipping over.

However, if one applies the very same logical principle to a bath mat and places it in one’s bath, it simply becomes soggy.

And it gets even more complex yet still as there are also specially designed shower mats for outside the shower when one steps out

I am rendered somewhat befuddled….

Woah! What’s the difference between a mat you step onto after a shower and one you step onto after a bath. I genuinely thought they were all the same. Am I missing out ?

I’ve just had a quick ganders online to see if there is some difference in description between the two…..and have come back even more discombobulated as it transpires that there are actually both shower and bath mats that can be placed both in and out of showers and baths and yet are still labelled the same (shower and bath mats) I am even more befuddled than ever now "

What in the name of tarnation?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something."

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that "

One word...teenagers

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that

One word...teenagers "

Despicable human beings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a white one but it goes red where it's wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that

One word...teenagers

Despicable human beings "

I may have used that word when I saw the kitchen this morning!!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that

One word...teenagers

Despicable human beings

I may have used that word when I saw the kitchen this morning!! "

It didn't occur to you that the state of the kitchen is your fault?!?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

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This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that "

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I genuinely thought I was alone doing this. I'm usually sufficiently dry before stepping on the bath mat!

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"A truly fascinating subject OP "

I have one notable mention. I went to visit my ex in the USA and he had a foam bath mat. It looked awkward and odd, I didn't like the look of it at all, until I stepped on it. It was INSANE, such a pleasurable sensation! It felt fluffiest of the fluffy even though the fabric on it had no pile (was very soft to the touch tho). I was so taken by it I nearly bought one for home, but then thinking it was a newfangled thing I thought I'd just wait until it hit the UK market. Alas it never happened; foam dish mats yes, bath mats no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know about you all, but I like to dry myself off adequately before stepping onto my beloved bath mat for fear of it getting moist and rotting….or something.

This!!! I can't understand why not everyone does that

One word...teenagers

Despicable human beings

I may have used that word when I saw the kitchen this morning!!

It didn't occur to you that the state of the kitchen is your fault?!? "

It was clean when I went to bed

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