FabSwingers.com forum: How Real is Your Bio?

By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

My bio is very real but due some serious rewrite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

We think ours is real although we are probably due to update next week, we have our first house party this weekend so our dynamic may change from club based to private meet based if it all goes well x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's me

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By *addyyBoyyCouple (MM)
over a year ago

stoke on trent

I think ours is real and current, but always up for changing things about as our wants and needs change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's real..

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll let you all be the judge

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

It’s always a version of me. I try to update it yearly and I have learnt that less is more in terms of likes, dislikes etc.

It’s about piquing interest rather than my life story. Or my fab story for that matter.

How about yourself OP?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

You tell me!?

I mean it's a bit of everything I guess

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Ours is real and we do try and update it every now and then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My bio is real. Really real. For what could be more real than the reality of The Real Davina*.

*Veracity of claims may vary under changing circumstances. Always read the label.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very real, very short though

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s honest, if a little off-putting

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

As real as you can get !

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Yep it’s very real, not sure if I need to add more etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

At least 3 things are real. Some may be piss.

It's bloated and horny.

One very well formatted, sweet and welcoming paragraph.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'll let you all be the judge

Well I'm not about to start giving out Bio ratings

But I like yours.

And you've been verified by an actual woman!... show off

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Absolute balderdash.

The mr

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Currently hidden but was always sincere and well written / structured. I'd put a bit of wit, sarcasm and humour into it to reflect my personality.

People could then pair that with my ample gallery and decide if I was appealing or not.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"It’s always a version of me. I try to update it yearly and I have learnt that less is more in terms of likes, dislikes etc.

It’s about piquing interest rather than my life story. Or my fab story for that matter.

How about yourself OP?"

Me? - there is not a word of lie or hyperbole in my profile

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By *ust us 2ABCCouple
over a year ago

Brampton

Ours is 100% real. Especially the Yadda Yadda bit !

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"You tell me!?

I mean it's a bit of everything I guess "

I like yours, it's funny... funny goes a long way

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll let you all be the judge

Well I'm not about to start giving out Bio ratings

But I like yours.

And you've been verified by an actual woman!... show off

Every dog has it's day

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I haven't redone mine properly yet, but it's usually a piss take with a couple of serious bits thrown in.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Ours is is. Real and hopefully to the point.

It’s only changed marginally over the last couple of years.

Our veri’s hopefully back up that our profile is honest.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Absolute balderdash.

The mr "

I knew you couldn't have the most amazing cock.

(Proudly windmilling right now)

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By *andDfwbCouple
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

100% real

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?

At least 3 things are real. Some may be piss.

It's bloated and horny.

One very well formatted, sweet and welcoming paragraph.

I think we all get bloated and horny from time to time

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I think it sincerely takes the piss or takes the piss sincerely, I can't decide which.

It conveys a little about who I am and hopefully welcomes people whom are likely to appreciate me and I them. Well that's the intention. It seems to work reasonably well. Some comment that it's hilarious I am sure some think what the fuck.

It's really in the eye of the beholder. And it's written with that mind.

As in I'd be interested to know what you thought of it. I don't know why I am interested, but maybe I'd find out if you told me. Does a person have the desire to discover? That's sexier than a graphic list of desires to me.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"My bio is real. Really real. For what could be more real than the reality of The Real Davina*.

*Veracity of claims may vary under changing circumstances. Always read the label.

The Real Davina... well it has real in the title, so I reckon it's true

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

Sincere.

Bloated chronicle.

Measured.

Well formatted.

I'd hope welcoming.

But that's for the readers to decide......

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Absolute balderdash.

The mr

I knew you couldn't have the most amazing cock.

(Proudly windmilling right now) "

Yes I’m afraid the mrs does like to exaggerate

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As real as my tits.

Oh.

Hold on...

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Currently hidden but was always sincere and well written / structured. I'd put a bit of wit, sarcasm and humour into it to reflect my personality.

People could then pair that with my ample gallery and decide if I was appealing or not. "

Booo!! to your hidden profile

How can I perv your pics now?

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I haven't redone mine properly yet, but it's usually a piss take with a couple of serious bits thrown in. "

This basically describes mine too

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

It's real but dull. So quite accurate.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?

Sincere.

Bloated chronicle.

Measured.

Well formatted.

I'd hope welcoming.

But that's for the readers to decide......"

Well I read it to the end and I would very much like my free donut now thank you

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By *andN2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think our bio give enough info of what we’re about without boring you to death lol x

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"As real as my tits.

Oh.

Hold on... "

Okay I'm holding on to your tits... now what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit idiotic, kinda like me really.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Mine is as real as I can make it and I come back to it often and tweak it as I learn about the lifestyle and what I want from it and can contribute to it.

I want to attract compatible people so it makes sense to create a bio that is accurate and enticing.

Ultimately it's others who are the judge of how well I've done that

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ours is very real but possibly a bit long

Kink (f)

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

It's short but gives a flavour of who we are and how we like do things.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’d like to think my bio is an outward reflection of who I really am as a person.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Its really real.

Why have any other kind of profile.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Its really real.

Why have any other kind of profile."

But is really really real though?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

There's a lot of piss taking/humour on mine ..but hey..I'm a bloke that dresses up in women's clothes...so a sense of humour is essential..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As real as my tits.

Oh.

Hold on...

Okay I'm holding on to your tits... now what?

Lets see what comes up

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.

It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.

Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"There's a lot of piss taking/humour on mine ..but hey..I'm a bloke that dresses up in women's clothes...so a sense of humour is essential..

I'll have you know I take my fake tits, little cotton panties and poorly slapped on make-up very seriously, Ms Graves

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"As real as my tits.

Oh.

Hold on...

Okay I'm holding on to your tits... now what?

Lets see what comes up "

You might feel it before you see it, Jennie xxx

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

We've taken a long time and many revisions since joining, hoping to be as upfront as possible whilst remaining approachable, still not sure mind...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"You tell me!?

I mean it's a bit of everything I guess

I like yours, it's funny... funny goes a long way

Gotta laugh them in to bed, a bit like a warm up act before the main comedian that is my skills in the bedroom.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Little bit cheesy, very sparse, but totally me.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Read it and let me know lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.

It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.

Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two. "

I hope you had clothes on when you were trapped in the cupboard with Harry and his Owl

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Some it is pure piss take, the rest is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is as accurate as we can possibly make it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mine lists my non sexual interests so I give people something to connect with me on. Only about 10% say something about them which is a shame at it is so much better an opening than hi how are.

So even when you make things easier for guys to send that first message most don't bother with reading the profile.

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Mine is real and I like to think open and honest, problem is that nobody reads it xx

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Ours is perhaps abit long winded, we wanted to add clear details to what we look for, restraints etc. It's hard to keep it condensed but also include the important bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is honest and a fair reflection of the real me

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ?

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I'm not sure I can answer this unbiasedly so please feel free to take a goosey gander and tell me what you think

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Read it and let me know lol"

Well I can give you directions to a unicorn... but it's in a land far far away from Hampshire

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Mine is most definitely real and sincere.

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

It’s an enigma - just like me

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ours is as accurate as we can possibly make it."

Delightful Male... did you give yourself this name?

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

Real and sincere

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Probably bloated and big headed, but very much real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% real babes

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mine is real, honest. A bit boring actually now that I just read it again!

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?

It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ?"

I like how you've broken up your bio, it's similar to mine in that regard.

Very succinct and to the point, I like that

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"I'm not sure I can answer this unbiasedly so please feel free to take a goosey gander and tell me what you think "
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Oh and its as real as I can be without showing my id

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?

It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ?

I like how you've broken up your bio, it's similar to mine in that regard.

Very succinct and to the point, I like that

Tyvm

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Mine is real, honest. A bit boring actually now that I just read it again! "

Your body looks amazing!

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm not sure I can answer this unbiasedly so please feel free to take a goosey gander and tell me what you think "

I like it, plenty to read but not too much.

Particular highlights for me were:

A Knight Owl with magic hands... it doesn't get more real than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% accurate and true

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.

This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.

I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.

It makes little difference what you say anyway

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Mine is most definitely real and sincere.

In all fairness I would cum for a free buffet too

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.

Is today the day?

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Probably bloated and big headed, but very much real

You had me at sarcasm and attitude

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By *uzySuzyCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

Real honest have a read sometime

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"100% real babes "

Is it time to be real? ... babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

It was meant to be a bit light hearted and a joke, it is real, definitely not angry, but needs more sarcasm and photos really.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"100% accurate and true"

I think we can all relate to your bio

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.

This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.

I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.

It makes little difference what you say anyway

Your bio certainly gave me fuzzy feelings and you're hilarious.

" It makes little difference what you say anyway"

I've come to realise that

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.

Is today the day?

Oh yes please. Sure why not!

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.

This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.

I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.

It makes little difference what you say anyway

Your bio certainly gave me fuzzy feelings and you're hilarious.

It makes little difference what you say anyway

I've come to realise that

Awe thank you

with a mug like mine I need to crack a few jokes from time to time

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I think that other should judge mine but I try to be open and honest. Whilst I would love to claim to be beautiful and ultra feminine there would be no point, when I'm not there yet, as any meet would likely end in the heartache of rejection and reports of false advertising and time-wasting.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I think it's sincere enough with a smattering of irreverence and joviality.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.

Is today the day?

Oh yes please. Sure why not!"

Considering your list of veris I'd say don't change a thing, it's definitely working for you.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Read it and let me know lol

Well I can give you directions to a unicorn... but it's in a land far far away from Hampshire

Well that's handy since I'm in the same county lol

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.

Is today the day?

Oh yes please. Sure why not!

Considering your list of veris I'd say don't change a thing, it's definitely working for you."

Thank you very much. I've always wished I could have a bit more humour in there but it just doesn't come to me

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think it's sincere enough with a smattering of irreverence and joviality."

Irreverence and joviality, oh such larks, Nero

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.

In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

The only criticism we ever received was that we seemed unapproachable. That they had nothing to contribute.

We tried to convince them otherwise. Got blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poorly written.

A figment of my imagination.

Full of nonsense.

Delusional too.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think that other should judge mine but I try to be open and honest. Whilst I would love to claim to be beautiful and ultra feminine there would be no point, when I'm not there yet, as any meet would likely end in the heartache of rejection and reports of false advertising and time-wasting."

You can claim to be anything you want.

It's your profile and it can be anything you want it to be

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.

In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see. "

Big fan of yours

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Poorly written.

A figment of my imagination.

Full of nonsense.

Delusional too.

Classy, well educated, professional and sophisticated?

You are my antithesis

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.

In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see. "

I think this is the key.

I think we've all tried to write a profile that aligns with what we perceive others to want; the problem is that it just comes across as a bit hollow and false (at least in my opinion anyway)

Just write you, do what makes you happy.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

I think mine is quirky which is a good representation of who I am

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Mines as me as I can get it. It’s got all the info someone might need to make or break their want to converse. It’s a bit cheeky and is a good starting off point. Or at least I think so

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I think mine is quirky which is a good representation of who I am"

It is!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I think mine is quirky which is a good representation of who I am"

You quote red dwarf which is enough for me

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes, mine is real too and fun at the same time and I have shown my personality in it too

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

true.... but too long, needs editing

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By *he Infamous Minxie MinxWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Truthful and definitely me

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

TRUE as I can be if you want more information just Ask I'd supply as much as I can or want to lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.

It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.

Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two.

I hope you had clothes on when you were trapped in the cupboard with Harry and his Owl

I might have made that bit up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?

Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?

Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?

Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?

Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "

It's pretty factual and understated

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine is what it is, I hope this helps

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It's real,

It's neither blank not bloated; I think it's just about right,

Not smutty or horny; it is measured but by no means boring,

Paragraphed and punctuated (although, maybe no necessarily in the right places).

Just like me, it's not angry or demanding; not sure about it being sweat but it is welcoming and its friendly, which is also just like me.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

What you read is what you get.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yes, mine is real too and fun at the same time and I have shown my personality in it too

Yes you're a real sweety

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think mine is quirky which is a good representation of who I am"

You sound like fun

Love anyone with a healthy appreciation of Star Trek

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Mine is what it is, I hope this helps

Sarcasm, the highest form of wit

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"It's real,

It's neither blank not bloated; I think it's just about right,

Not smutty or horny; it is measured but by no means boring,

Paragraphed and punctuated (although, maybe no necessarily in the right places).

Just like me, it's not angry or demanding; not sure about it being sweat but it is welcoming and its friendly, which is also just like me."

Sounds the Goldilocks of profiles

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Sincere as I'm not looking

When I hunt I break out the funnies

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