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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think cold parquet floors

Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?

Mine, lord of the dance

…dance dance wherever he may be…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘We are climbing Jesus’s ladder’ - absolute banger in assembly at school!

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All things bright and beautiful.. absolute tune.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘We are climbing Jesus’s ladder’ - absolute banger in assembly at school!

K"

Nice! Or a good belt out of michael rode a boat a shore, hallelujah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We plough the fields and scatter

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We plough the fields and scatter"

Love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All things bright and beautiful.. absolute tune."

Old skool banger, tune!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J"

I remember that!

indeed 'I mustn't forget'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think cold parquet floors

Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?

Mine, lord of the dance

…dance dance wherever he may be…"

Ah the dance settee as I thought it was at junior school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘We are climbing Jesus’s ladder’ - absolute banger in assembly at school!

K"

Oooh, dunno that one!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J"

All the things we love so well

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Battle hymn of the republic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think cold parquet floors

Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?

Mine, lord of the dance

…dance dance wherever he may be…

Ah the dance settee as I thought it was at junior school."

Ba ha ha ha!!

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

When I Needed a Neighbour.

We chuckled away cos it had the word naked in."I was cold I was naked, where you there, where you there"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I Needed a Neighbour.

We chuckled away cos it had the word naked in."I was cold I was naked, where you there, where you there""

Snorts, ba ha ha ha!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Could be:

Shine Jesus, shine

OR

The one I can't remember the name of but have asked my friend and I'll get back to you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Fight the good fight with all thy might,

Sit on a stick of dynamite,

Light the fuse and you will be,

The quickest man to the cemetery

The first line is as per the hymn books, the rest is a bit freestyle

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Jesus he knows me

(As preformed so well by Genesis )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jesus I Have Promised

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The primary school classic of “ we are climbing Jesus ladder “

The mr

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Kum Bay Ya (not the North Korean leader btw)

The ink is black was catchy

Michael row the boat ashore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus he knows me

(As preformed so well by Genesis )"

I'll get you everything you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerusalem

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

Bearing in mind it was a long time ago. Hymn 66 in our green swirly hymnbooks at primary school: Onward Christian Soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Golden Cockerel...a good school assembly banger

Mrs Y

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By *evin90Man
over a year ago

London

He raised me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kum Bay Ya (not the North Korean leader btw)

The ink is black was catchy

Michael row the boat ashore

"

Get in!!! Ah, sweet nostalgia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bearing in mind it was a long time ago. Hymn 66 in our green swirly hymnbooks at primary school: Onward Christian Soldiers."

How cud i forget that belter?!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Golden Cockerel...a good school assembly banger

Mrs Y"

Dunno that one, alexa play…

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J"

And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...

It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'!

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Oil in my lamp

“Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the king of kings”

We had a great music teacher in primary school. We’d build that up to a crescendo which was completely over the heads of ten year old us but looking back really was quality

Which is probably why our choir was lucky enough to sing with the London symphony orchestra

Not a Jesus banger but Algy met a bear was a great warmup too

Algy met a bear

The met Algy

The bear grew bulgie

The bulge was Algy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J

Ah those benches with the hook things underneath so cud attach them to the climbing bars!

And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...

It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oil in my lamp

“Sing hosanna, sing hosanna, sing hosanna to the king of kings”

We had a great music teacher in primary school. We’d build that up to a crescendo which was completely over the heads of ten year old us but looking back really was quality

Which is probably why our choir was lucky enough to sing with the London symphony orchestra

Not a Jesus banger but Algy met a bear was a great warmup too

Algy met a bear

The met Algy

The bear grew bulgie

The bulge was Algy"

Good shout, oil in my lamp, love it

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Autumn Days.

"Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled"

Lyrical perfection

J

Ah those benches with the hook things underneath so cud attach them to the climbing bars!

And I am back sat on one of those cute little benches in my primary school hall...

It will tell you about my family's religious leanings when I say I have a soft spot for a good 'Ave Maria'!"

Ah yes, those magic climbing frames that just appeared from the walls! 80s schools really were quite ingenious!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

One more step along the world I go... Bind us together, lord... If I were a butterfly all live in the memory. Good times

Mrs TMN x

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"Oh Jesus I Have Promised "

I remember that one!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The Selfish Giant

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By *oodguy71pMan
over a year ago

Wantage

Sing hosanna defo for me to swing my jeeeezus pants too!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Shine Jesus shine was a proper catholic school retreat classic!! Shout out to the kintbury massive!

As a rugby fan it would be remiss of me not to mention either Jerusalem or guide me oh they great Jehovah…

One for the rugby league brethren… Tongan himi 114… it’s a belter!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The Birds (from out of the woods did a cuckoo fly)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The one I couldn't remember earlier...

We Want to See Jesus Lifted High.

I remember the actions and everything

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho

Tinder

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning....give me oil in my lamp I pray.

An absolute God Bothering Banger

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Give me oil in my lamp keep me burning....give me oil in my lamp I pray.

An absolute God Bothering Banger

"

Or the Saints go Marching in

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids

Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

My cup is full and running over

Stand up clap hands shout thank you lord

Makes me think of Sunday school

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Satan is a sly old fox.

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By *rettygoodMan
over a year ago

Whitwick


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!"

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April Skies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kanye West - Jesus Walks.

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

"

Mine certainly wasn't what I'd call religious and from speaking to my friends years ago neither were theirs but we still sung hyms!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

At school assembly it was always to be a pilgrim, of course back then we sang penguin

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

"

They’ve gone all Christian rock with schools now. “My lighthouse” and such

Oo! He’s got the whole world in his hands!

That’s one from my school I was reminded of. They don’t do that now. Now they do “my god is a great big god”

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Morning has broken.

Sheesh trying to hit them high notes was always so painf….delightful

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

This is etched in my brain forever! Please tell me I'm not the only one?

My God is so BIG *stands on tiptoes*, so STRONG *makes muscles arms* and so MIGHTY

*waggles finger with attitude* There's nothing that He cannot do

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Think cold parquet floors

Whats your favourite Jesus Banger?

Mine, lord of the dance

…dance dance wherever he may be…"

Will your anchor hold ( ex boys brigade lad here)

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Oh Jesus I Have Promised "

Loved that one!

Sing Hosanna

Abide with me

Morning has broken

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If I had a hammer. Proper banger

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

"

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

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By *mma54321Woman
over a year ago

Mytown

Gets a little messy in heaven

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate "

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"If I had a hammer. Proper banger "

Haha quality. And your namesake song too...

Little bird I have heard what a merry song you sing. I think I had to play that on the recorder in assembly.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"If I had a hammer. Proper banger

Haha quality. And your namesake song too...

Little bird I have heard what a merry song you sing. I think I had to play that on the recorder in assembly."

Glad you like it… I like to sing directly to the baby Jesus

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story. "

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian "

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......"

I agree entirely. No prayers or any of that. We just close our eyes and reflect or some shit

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......"

I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPZ

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......

I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz..."

I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too).

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......

I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...

I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too). "

I've experienced some extremes of most faiths

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......

I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...

I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too). "

Yes..ignore me. I had a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm......wth?

Noone has gone for "Cauliflowers fluffy"?

Outraged!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Haha this has bought some memories back, do they still do them at school now?? I'm guessing probably not and times have changed!

I mean, religious schools sure.

Did non religious state schools have them? Why would they?

Yes they did. Especially if the head was old school. Most schools had to have a Christian ethos as this is a Christian country or some such bollocks.

This little light of mine

That's the only one I could just about tolerate

I believe all state schools are still nominally supposed to perform one act of religious devotion each day. Most claim that saying grace before lunch counts, or similar. Or having an assembly with a tenuous connection to a biblical story.

It's a daily act of collective worship and it doesn't have to be Christian

I didn't say it did have to be Christian

Daily act of worship is still much more religious than most non faith schools would like to be......

I'm actually quite (pleasantly) surprised they *don't* have to be Christian - Established Church and all that jazz...

I don't know if it had to be Christian previously, but think it's pretty well understood that there are faith schools of all flavours (and non faith schools too).

Yes..ignore me. I had a moment."

We don't want to ignore you, though

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