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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 90% urine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Again?"

I’ll dig out the table and chairs if you get the popcorn on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Some do, some don’t.

Preference.

….oh…wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lob a hand grande and run

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

We at it again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Wee at it again "

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which studies/articles you read when you research it

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Try making a lady squirt. Choose for yourself. If you think it’s wee wee then it’s wee wee. If you think it’s not then it’s not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to copy and paste every thread about this topic on here.... but

I can't be arsed and as it's the OPs first thread I'll be nice

Try the search forum function OP

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We're interested to know also. Several reviews for a club near Manchester say the rooms smell of urine. Is it because of squirting or are people openly urinating in the playrooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting is basically pish lol

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol"

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"It’s 90% urine lol"

It's 100% urine. It can't be anything else. There is nothing else for it to be, apart from miniscule amount of lube.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/1451186

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Depends which studies/articles you read when you research it "

Crazy or not crazy articles? There is no such not crazy article that says it is not urine.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun. "

And your qualifications are?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Wee at it again "

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Try making a lady squirt. Choose for yourself. If you think it’s wee wee then it’s wee wee. If you think it’s not then it’s not.

"

Enjoy by all means but it is wee wee regardless of whether you think it is or not.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I want to copy and paste every thread about this topic on here.... but

I can't be arsed and as it's the OPs first thread I'll be nice

Try the search forum function OP

"

Please do. Still be piss though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear."

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx"

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading


"Try making a lady squirt. Choose for yourself. If you think it’s wee wee then it’s wee wee. If you think it’s not then it’s not.

Enjoy by all means but it is wee wee regardless of whether you think it is or not. "

Really not bothered myself because whatever it is she’s doing is bringing her immense pleasure and to me, that’s all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends which studies/articles you read when you research it

Crazy or not crazy articles? There is no such not crazy article that says it is not urine. "

Go have a look, you’re the one vehemently arguing one way or another, presumably you’ve researched?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

And your qualifications are?"

A basic understanding of human physiology does not require qualifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squirt, and do so over hubby’s face, wouldn’t dream of pissing on him, as long as he’s happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun. "

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Depends which studies/articles you read when you research it

Crazy or not crazy articles? There is no such not crazy article that says it is not urine.

Go have a look, you’re the one vehemently arguing one way or another, presumably you’ve researched?"

That's okay. I'm not looking for the lizard people that live at the centre of the Earth either, despite the number of people who believe that crazy stuff too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear."

Oh SOME OTHER FLUIDS..... I love it when the science is so precise.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup "

Basic human female physiolgy. How would any piss get from the Urethra to the vagina? It's no mystery. They are quite close to one another!

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

These posts will continue until the end of time.

God: you have three questions.

Man:

why are we here?

What’s the meaning of life?

Is it pee?

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!"

Nope, squirt and pee is not exactly the same, because pee is just pee, but squirt is pee plus something else. That's why it's usually clear (and has nothing to do with hydration)

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I squirt, and do so over hubby’s face, wouldn’t dream of pissing on him, as long as he’s happy "

I'm glad for you both but it is piss and you just pissed on him. Some people like that.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Oh SOME OTHER FLUIDS..... I love it when the science is so precise."

For fucks sake, I forgot what the other fluid is called. It comes from the skene glands.

Just have a google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly. "

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"These posts will continue until the end of time.

God: you have three questions.

Man:

why are we here?

What’s the meaning of life?

Is it pee?"

It's the gaslighting anti-science, or even their own bodies, stance that offends me. Weirdly, not the piss!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup "

I can't remember who questioned God's wisdom for putting the 'nursery' right next to the 'sewers' .....

Rough fingering of the vag eventually empties a filling bladder.

There will be a tiny part of female lube from the Skein's gland but the rest is pee.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either? "

Gushing with what, from where?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup

I can't remember who questioned God's wisdom for putting the 'nursery' right next to the 'sewers' .....

Rough fingering of the vag eventually empties a filling bladder.

There will be a tiny part of female lube from the Skein's gland but the rest is pee."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either? "

Well if we are playing this game ....... An elephant does shits bigger than my head but I never have.

I think Einstein said that

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx"

I love chicken soup, sit on my face

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either? "

The only thing I know about horse physiology is that they ain't human beans.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

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Meh

Who cares

Let people be. Those that say pee, fine. Those that say it’s chicken soup, fine. Just enjoy the sensation and care about it when cleaning up time lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Meh

Who cares

Let people be. Those that say pee, fine. Those that say it’s chicken soup, fine. Just enjoy the sensation and care about it when cleaning up time lol "

Can some of us say it's gravy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never having chicken soup again

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol"

Bloody hell! Who knew I had so much to say about squirting? I can honestly say that I have hardly ever given it a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still talking about pish

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm never having chicken soup again"

Me neither if i'm honest....

or gravy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Bloody hell! Who knew I had so much to say about squirting? I can honestly say that I have hardly ever given it a thought. "

Well it was in there somewhere

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Who gives a fuck what it is, its fucking hot.......if its piss enjoy the water sports guys n gals . If it ain't enjoy all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does pee get into the vag? If so it might be pee but it 100% isn't coming from the pee hole and why do I need to pee after if I already peed?

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading


"Meh

Who cares

Let people be. Those that say pee, fine. Those that say it’s chicken soup, fine. Just enjoy the sensation and care about it when cleaning up time lol

Can some of us say it's gravy ?"

Call it whatever. No point crying over spilt piss…..dam it!! I meant milk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either?

Well if we are playing this game ....... An elephant does shits bigger than my head but I never have.

I think Einstein said that"

Yeah that sounds like something he would have said defo

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*shrugs and dons goggles*

LvM

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By *tormingJimCouple
over a year ago

bradford


"Who gives a fuck what it is, its fucking hot.......if its piss enjoy the water sports guys n gals . If it ain't enjoy all the same "
out thoughts exactly, fantastic thing to be involved in

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By *tress toyWoman
over a year ago

leinster


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!"

Excuse me dr...

It also contains Skene’s gland fluid. Female ejaculate.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"*shrugs and dons goggles*

LvM"

Okay, into the middle of the room you two and show us all how it's done

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Nope, squirt and pee is not exactly the same, because pee is just pee, but squirt is pee plus something else. That's why it's usually clear (and has nothing to do with hydration)"

It's not a complicated plumbing system. Maybe I've got it wrong. What is the "something else" you mention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine smells like chicken soup but my pee doesn't smell like chicken soup so....

However! I think some people just pee and fake it xx

If your chicken soup smells of piss, then possibly.

I just said it doesn't maybe you just never done anything good enough to get the vag gushing lol so I've been around horses my whole life and I have a few of my own and mares when in season squirt bucket loads of thick liquid from their vagina so that can't be piss either?

The only thing I know about horse physiology is that they ain't human beans. "

No but still a squirty vag lol

So how does it get in there? Is there a door? Does it teleport?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Who gives a fuck what it is, its fucking hot.......if its piss enjoy the water sports guys n gals . If it ain't enjoy all the same out thoughts exactly, fantastic thing to be involved in "

But instead let's bitch n argue about it....fuck that squirt all over my face, I wanna drink all that piss/gush down

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Nope, squirt and pee is not exactly the same, because pee is just pee, but squirt is pee plus something else. That's why it's usually clear (and has nothing to do with hydration)

It's not a complicated plumbing system. Maybe I've got it wrong. What is the "something else" you mention?"

Your very invested in piss....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He's a qualified pissologist

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Excuse me dr...

It also contains Skene’s gland fluid. Female ejaculate. "

Nope. Not female ejaculate! No such thing. "These glands are believed to secrete a substance to lubricate the urethra opening. This substance is also believed to act as an antimicrobial. This antimicrobial is used to prevent urinary tract infections" (from 15 seconds of research on the internet) Believe whatever anti-science stuff that you like but don't try persuade me or my daughter that what you are saying has any basis in reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a qualified pissologist "

Cheesy Ninja piss

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"He's a qualified pissologist "

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out. Gonna get the foil.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The fluid from the Skene's is mainly for lube on arousal and is insufficient to be ejaculated but it does get called ejaculate ........ I'd say a secretion

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"He's a qualified pissologist

Cheesy Ninja piss "

That tastes of chicken soup. Why does everything we can't describe taste like chicken?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist. "

Ohhhhh I think everyone's been pretty okay about it ....

Some do some don't ....... bit like God really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pishy chicken soup

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Nope, squirt and pee is not exactly the same, because pee is just pee, but squirt is pee plus something else. That's why it's usually clear (and has nothing to do with hydration)

It's not a complicated plumbing system. Maybe I've got it wrong. What is the "something else" you mention?

Your very invested in piss...."

Who knew?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"He's a qualified pissologist

Cheesy Ninja piss "

Cheesy Chicken Ninja Piss ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Out. Gonna get the foil."

Make me a hat with a little feather in to tickle my fancy .... thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a qualified pissologist

Cheesy Ninja piss

Cheesy Chicken Ninja Piss ........ "

God I'm hungry now

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist. "

Nah definitely more argue-the-death-out-of-dumb-shit-that-means-jack-ologist..

Welcome to the dark Side off gush

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist.

Ohhhhh I think everyone's been pretty okay about it ....

Some do some don't ....... bit like God really "

It's fine but I can hear the tone of some responses. And someone did say I must be a shit lover! Which I am humble enough to not entirely deny at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out. Gonna get the foil.

Make me a hat with a little feather in to tickle my fancy .... thanks "

Rog.

Off to get my 16th jab and walk this flat earth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

"

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist.

Nah definitely more argue-the-death-out-of-dumb-shit-that-means-jack-ologist..

Welcome to the dark Side off gush "

Damn. You've seen through me. I am bored and it got my attention. It's either this or do some more work!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Out. Gonna get the foil.

Make me a hat with a little feather in to tickle my fancy .... thanks

Rog.

Off to get my 16th jab and walk this flat earth "

Be careful of the sharp edge.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Out. Gonna get the foil.

Make me a hat with a little feather in to tickle my fancy .... thanks

Rog.

Off to get my 16th jab and walk this flat earth "

Terrible price these days..... flats

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?"

No idea but a lot less than a full bladder of piss!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist.

Nah definitely more argue-the-death-out-of-dumb-shit-that-means-jack-ologist..

Welcome to the dark Side off gush "

Ahhhhh the truth ...... it does rankle at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?"

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out. Gonna get the foil.

Make me a hat with a little feather in to tickle my fancy .... thanks

Rog.

Off to get my 16th jab and walk this flat earth "

Don't fall off the edge.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup

Basic human female physiolgy. How would any piss get from the Urethra to the vagina? It's no mystery. They are quite close to one another!"

As a man, I wouldn't expect you to understand the difference. It feels different when you wee from when you expell something from your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the guys a vegetarian though? He ain't gonna want chicken soup.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Who gives a fuck what it is, its fucking hot.......if its piss enjoy the water sports guys n gals . If it ain't enjoy all the same "

If it's not important why can't people just accept that it's piss and move on? These questions always get those huge responses because there always are people saying it is not piss and argue

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"He's a qualified pissologist

Definitely a qualified piss-off-other-people-ist.

Nah definitely more argue-the-death-out-of-dumb-shit-that-means-jack-ologist..

Welcome to the dark Side off gush

Ahhhhh the truth ...... it does rankle at times "

Granny, I woundnt say Rankle myslef, I'd more like gently irritation, akin to athletes foot, you know its there but can live with it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml "

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol"

That was fun. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?"

Up too....

It also states the average female bladder can only hold between 250ml to 400ml of urine .

So all the people above that believe gushing is just piss it can't be....

Not if your a huge "gusher" and can produce copious amounts of the stuff anyway!

Doesn't mention anything about chicken soup though.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Excuse me dr...

It also contains Skene’s gland fluid. Female ejaculate.

Nope. Not female ejaculate! No such thing. "These glands are believed to secrete a substance to lubricate the urethra opening. This substance is also believed to act as an antimicrobial. This antimicrobial is used to prevent urinary tract infections" (from 15 seconds of research on the internet) Believe whatever anti-science stuff that you like but don't try persuade me or my daughter that what you are saying has any basis in reality. "

Women definitely do ejaculate.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?

Up too....

It also states the average female bladder can only hold between 250ml to 400ml of urine .

So all the people above that believe gushing is just piss it can't be....

Not if your a huge "gusher" and can produce copious amounts of the stuff anyway!

Doesn't mention anything about chicken soup though. "

and gravy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?

Up too....

It also states the average female bladder can only hold between 250ml to 400ml of urine .

So all the people above that believe gushing is just piss it can't be....

Not if your a huge "gusher" and can produce copious amounts of the stuff anyway!

Doesn't mention anything about chicken soup though.

and gravy ?"

Nope, no gravy either, no chicken soup or kfc gravy get a mention.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

Of course it's piss. Basic physiology. There is no where else except the bladder to hold the 'liquid'! It comes out of the urethra. It is a crazy idea that it could be anything else. Just more water sports. If you are into it, then have fun.

How does it get from the urethrae to the vagina? Usually I tighten and push out the toy and it's followed by a massive amount of liquid thicker than urine that smells like chicken soup

Basic human female physiolgy. How would any piss get from the Urethra to the vagina? It's no mystery. They are quite close to one another!"

Piss doesn't come out of the vagina though

I'm no way saying it's not piss but your basic anatomy is failing you here.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists

From the society of sexual medicine research article based on a 2014 study.

Your welcome

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a qualified pissologist "

Love this

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By *tress toyWoman
over a year ago

leinster


"Yes, it is partially wee. Not fully, but it also comes from the bladder mixed with some other fluids. That's why it's clear.

Nope. Just piss. If it is clear, which I doubt, it's because she is well, possibly over, hydrated!

Excuse me dr...

It also contains Skene’s gland fluid. Female ejaculate.

Nope. Not female ejaculate! No such thing. "These glands are believed to secrete a substance to lubricate the urethra opening. This substance is also believed to act as an antimicrobial. This antimicrobial is used to prevent urinary tract infections" (from 15 seconds of research on the internet) Believe whatever anti-science stuff that you like but don't try persuade me or my daughter that what you are saying has any basis in reality.

Women definitely do ejaculate. "

No no... some guy said we don't! Must be true. Fuck knows what's coming out of us then when we cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urine is essentially waste, or excess water in the body replaced by cleaner water after being filtered by the small intestine into the bloodstream. It's also excreted by sweating. In short, if your body is expelling up to 900mls of fluid in one go, and it's not mostly urine, you have a serious medical problem.

Bess x

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

So the squirt comes from the vagina and not bladder ? I'm confused.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?

Up too....

It also states the average female bladder can only hold between 250ml to 400ml of urine .

So all the people above that believe gushing is just piss it can't be....

Not if your a huge "gusher" and can produce copious amounts of the stuff anyway!

Doesn't mention anything about chicken soup though.

and gravy ?

Nope, no gravy either, no chicken soup or kfc gravy get a mention.

"

Yeah this definitely comes from the vagina and it's my personal view that it smells like chicken soup lol it's a pleasant smell I'm not talking about cheap tinned shit its quality broth

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"For those that don't yet realise squirting and gushing are two different things from two different parts of the Vagina.

Both are possible:

Squirting:

This fluid is produced by the Skene's glands which sit next to the "G-spot”. In comparison, squirting fluid is typically expelled in greater amounts and is odorless and colorless. Squirting fluid originates from the bladder and is released via the urethra during arousal or orgasm.

Gushing:

The fluid released in a gush arises from the ventral wall of the VAGINA due to the presence there of increased surface area of mucosa, dilated arterioles, pressurized venous and lymphatic plexuses, and compression provided by muscle contraction during orgasm.

Neither matter its not a competition and its also not 100% piss!

What is the capacity of the average Skene's gland ?

It says 50 ml

And gushing can be up to 900 ml

A litre of fluid is passed through the vagina wall .... ? 3 cans worth ? through muscle ?

Up too....

It also states the average female bladder can only hold between 250ml to 400ml of urine .

So all the people above that believe gushing is just piss it can't be....

Not if your a huge "gusher" and can produce copious amounts of the stuff anyway!

Doesn't mention anything about chicken soup though.

and gravy ?

Nope, no gravy either, no chicken soup or kfc gravy get a mention.

Yeah this definitely comes from the vagina and it's my personal view that it smells like chicken soup lol it's a pleasant smell I'm not talking about cheap tinned shit its quality broth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I know is it tastes like flat 7-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I know is it tastes like flat 7-up"

It shouldn't be sweet This could be an indication of diabetes.

Bess

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"We're interested to know also. Several reviews for a club near Manchester say the rooms smell of urine. Is it because of squirting or are people openly urinating in the playrooms?"

The smell of urine? That's just Manchester in general isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol"

My thanks to those who felt the need to abuse me privately... the ironic thing about it was I was listening to the conversation in pub.. just a weird thing to overhear at a lunchtime... I couldn't actually give 2 shits.. whether it's pee or not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is the physical manifestation of woman.

Analysis has detected sugar, spice, and all things nice.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Someone make it stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone make it stop "

cork?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Someone make it stop

cork? "

I think we’re gonna need a bigger… cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

My thanks to those who felt the need to abuse me privately... the ironic thing about it was I was listening to the conversation in pub.. just a weird thing to overhear at a lunchtime... I couldn't actually give 2 shits.. whether it's pee or not.. "

OP did you get private messages from this thread?

That's not on.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

If they felt the need to abuse you... piss on them

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Sometimes is. Sometimes isn't.

There seem to be two phenomena described by the word "squirting." It's usually a combination of both.

This is discussed *very* regularly in here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

My thanks to those who felt the need to abuse me privately... the ironic thing about it was I was listening to the conversation in pub.. just a weird thing to overhear at a lunchtime... I couldn't actually give 2 shits.. whether it's pee or not..

OP did you get private messages from this thread?

That's not on."

Agreed. Just block them OP

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"It’s 90% urine lol

It's 100% urine. "

Incorrect.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Bloody hell! Who knew I had so much to say about squirting? I can honestly say that I have hardly ever given it a thought. "

Oh, we know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they felt the need to abuse you... piss on them "

or squirt

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"If they felt the need to abuse you... piss on them

or squirt"

Make it a real night, both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol

My thanks to those who felt the need to abuse me privately... the ironic thing about it was I was listening to the conversation in pub.. just a weird thing to overhear at a lunchtime... I couldn't actually give 2 shits.. whether it's pee or not..

OP did you get private messages from this thread?

That's not on."

5. Varying from 'read previous messages' to 'you complete bellend' 'bet you have small cock' .and my best. 'As if you could make anyone cum let alone squirt!!!'

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Is it wee? Overheard really weird conversation in the pub at lunch.

Woman telling a friend she just peeps during sex so that's what squirting is... got to love Camden boozers..lol"

peeps to watch her hubby with another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed to jump into the argument. But I will say I am so over gushing/squirting. It's just messy, and guys on a mission to make me 'perform' are just a turn off now!

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By *mtasticCouple
over a year ago

Coventry


"I can't be arsed to jump into the argument. But I will say I am so over gushing/squirting. It's just messy, and guys on a mission to make me 'perform' are just a turn off now!"

Best comment.

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