FabSwingers.com forum: Cringe words in profs/messages

By *ove2PlayLincs OP Couple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

intriguing?

We aren't blue lobsters.

Please may I be considered?

Sounds like your applying for a flat.

Mmmmmmmmm

No, just no.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

"intriguing?

We aren't blue lobsters.

Please may I be considered?

Sounds like your applying for a flat.

Mmmmmmmmm

No, just no."

I am pinching “we aren’t blue lobsters”, thats genious.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“We are professionals”

Professionals at what?

“Mmmm”

Do we need to call the Police or an Ambulance?

That’s just for starters!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Can i bread you I've risen enough thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one the other day that said

"I bet you looked amazing in your 30s"

xx Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Someone mentioned this in a previous thread and it's cracked me up ever since. In couples profiles when it says "Mr has an average cock but knows what to do with it!"

Makes it sound like a remote controlled snake or something lol

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was

"That's a shame x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck"

It's so arrogant, not to mention vague as hell!!

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck"

With you on the eyeball thing. I get eyeball ache from rolling my eyes so hard at some of the messages I get

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By *ove2PlayLincs OP Couple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was

"That's a shame x""

"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"

Like we just think "

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off."

I like the phrase naughty fun

Fun on its own sounds meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off."

This also kills me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off.

I like the phrase naughty fun

Fun on its own sounds meh"

I even hate “naughty” makes me think seedy ????

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The ever Sydney University bollocks, why just why? .....

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off.

I like the phrase naughty fun

Fun on its own sounds meh

I even hate “naughty” makes me think seedy ????"

Naughty like we're not all consenting adults or something!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck"

I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sorry to bother you... Then why are you?

I hope you don't mind me messaging... That's kind of what this place is for

I know I'm probably not what you're looking for... So why are you messaging me?

Naughty fun - we're all consenting adults, talk like one.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

Creasing up

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was

"That's a shame x"

"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"

Like we just think ""

I didn't even notice your location! Hi from a couple of miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social etiquette

Social respect

Manners

Online does this.

Thought process into a message for some is not good. Still.. I am sure we have good messages that outweighed the undesirable ones.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’ve had recently a message saying “Not my type”.

I’ve never engaged with them before.

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

[Removed by poster at 09/08/23 12:12:37]

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Professional couple…

So you get paid for doing a job… whoopee feckin ’ do!

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By *oobsAreMyKryptoniteMan
over a year ago

Bicester

To be fair though it really is a shame.

;)

"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was

"That's a shame x""

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

One that annoys me every time is "can I ask you a question?"

I always send back "you just did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?

"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !"

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?

"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""

This, I don't understand what it can possibly mean in most contexts!

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By *ove2PlayLincs OP Couple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was

"That's a shame x"

"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"

Like we just think "

I didn't even notice your location! Hi from a couple of miles away

Howdy!

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?

"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""

Yes! I actually started a thread asking about people saying they must be discreet because I don't understand what they mean by that. Like I don't wave banners or hire a sky writer as I turn up to a meet. Are they expecting a disguise? A fake moustache and a trench coat?

How do you do it indiscreetly?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nice skin tone

What race are you

Always wanted to try a women off colour

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Marry me

Yes. Let me immediately divorce my husband and we can run away together

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

That deserves a separate thread Polly!

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By *TminxTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”

Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Not my first fab rodeo

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”

Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment. "

LOL this

So many times ‘I don’t know if I’m bi, could I try with you ?’

How could you refuse ?

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

I fuck like a sex machine... Pardon me while I vomit.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?

"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""

Isn't the air horn the universal sign that the meet/social/unspecified social interaction is over?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I can give head for hours ….can I watch the telly whilst you’re doing it, or have a nap

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I got one the other day that said

"I bet you looked amazing in your 30s"

xx Jess"

Jeez, I’m going to guess that was a man…

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I can give head for hours ….can I watch the telly whilst you’re doing it, or have a nap

Yes! If it takes hours, you’re doing it wrong.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Status update…

“Some free time…what to do this weekend…Mmmmm?”

Tackle that pile of laundry

Clean the car

Fix that dripping tap

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Daddy

Squirt

FAF

Dom

Heavy cummer

Mrs

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Can't show face pics because of our jobs .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"straight acting"

also dunno what "professional" or "discreet" are supposed to mean...

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

""straight acting"

also dunno what "professional" or "discreet" are supposed to mean... "

Maybe discreet means they don't walk around in inflatable sumo suits ?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"“We are professionals”

Professionals at what?

“Mmmm”

Do we need to call the Police or an Ambulance?

That’s just for starters! "

/ plural professionals. Britannica Dictionary definition of PROFESSIONAL. 1. : someone who does a job that requires special training, education, or skill.

Sooooo.

Anyone that gets paid to do something?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Can't show face pics because of our jobs . "

To be fair, that was on Phil Scofields account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful

Exceptional

Will always smell good

Always wanted an older lady

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want to slide into your moist panties"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message that involves the word breeding

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Can I get you pregnant?

Funnily enough they always block me when I ask about child maintenance payments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I know you’re only looking to meet other women at the moment but let me show you what you’re missing out on”

Accompanied by an erect dick pic.

No, I’m not missing anything, that’s what strap ons are for!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"“I know you’re only looking to meet other women at the moment but let me show you what you’re missing out on”

Accompanied by an erect dick pic.

No, I’m not missing anything, that’s what strap ons are for!"

"Ohhh that's what a penis is, thankyou so much for reminding me"?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”

Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment. "

How are you not flattered by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one the other day that said

"I bet you looked amazing in your 30s"

xx Jess"

Fuck me! No way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”

Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment. "

Up there with "I'm into the older woman"! Yep cheers mate, I feel especially horny at that comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intriguing, drama free, posh, geordie (apparently this allows them full access), rex holes, tempting (ha, really?), ugly.

All pretty meh words to add to a profile.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Discreet will always mean married/ with partner to me.

As you don’t need to put it otherwise - I’ve never guessed people were from FAB when in a pub, so everyone is discreet regardless of saying it.

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By *am and johnCouple
over a year ago

york

Hey guys, when a glance at our profile would demonstrate that one of us is not a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Single guys we will find you if we want "...oh boy

..as if single guys have to geneflect to them ..that they should be honoured or something ...f**k off with your obnoxious, arrogant, pompous attitude..

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Dad bod

Viking

Hung

Heavy cummwr

And all of the above

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Dad bod

Viking

Hung

Heavy cummwr

And all of the above"

*cummer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Here for a good time, not a long time

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