FabSwingers.com forum: Silly answers only please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or completely crass ones. Nothing serious allowed!

So this weekend was kept for someone. But it's not happening.

So what should I do with my weekend and would you join me for your suggestion?

Silly answers only please or crass ones!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Flash your breasts at passing cars

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By *orfolkNewbieMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Spend the day at the beach, or near your local Greggs, making up names and stories of each seagulls life

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Make friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a rickshaw to the seafront and shout at seagulls

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How about joining me for a streak through the town centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you decide to do I strongly advise that you do not take a submarine trip to the titanic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spend the day at the beach, or near your local Greggs, making up names and stories of each seagulls life

I like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or completely crass ones. Nothing serious allowed!

So this weekend was kept for someone. But it's not happening.

So what should I do with my weekend and would you join me for your suggestion?

Silly answers only please or crass ones!

Well weekends wide open.

Just like you could be.

Afterwards.

Even I dry ick wretched at that

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Go to the supermarket and have an pretend conversation on your phone. Overshare

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

See how many fellow fab members u can visit 4 a coffee

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Combat crazy golf .. crazy golf but as you try to play your shot all the other players attack you. Yeah it’s dangerous but so much more exciting than golf!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Go and sign up as a member to your local Conservative Party!

Both silly and crass. Two birds with one stone etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up a stall at the local market and challenge people to thumb wrestles. Loser has to adopt a squirrel!

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By *orfolkNewbieMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Spend the day at the beach, or near your local Greggs, making up names and stories of each seagulls life

I like this!"

I tell ya, Trev and Dorothy had some history a few months back. Dave wasn't happy about it and stormed off and met his side pigeon...that was a weird one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hopscotch in the street

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Take a rickshaw to the seafront and shout at seagulls"

Ooh, which one of us?

And I like skwarking at seagulls, it lets me pretend we're communicating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a rickshaw to the seafront and shout at seagulls

Ooh, which one of us?

And I like skwarking at seagulls, it lets me pretend we're communicating "

That depends on who offers the better ride

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Walk down a main road and wave at drivers.

See how many wave back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or completely crass ones. Nothing serious allowed!

So this weekend was kept for someone. But it's not happening.

So what should I do with my weekend and would you join me for your suggestion?

Silly answers only please or crass ones!

Well weekends wide open.

Just like you could be.

Afterwards.

Even I dry ick wretched at that

Dry ick wretched.....I've not heard that one before ....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Climb Mount Kilimanjaro and try to make contact with extraterrestrials via morse code, utilising a torch when you reach the summit.

It’s great fun. I managed to contact one called Bob the other week…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or completely crass ones. Nothing serious allowed!

So this weekend was kept for someone. But it's not happening.

So what should I do with my weekend and would you join me for your suggestion?

Silly answers only please or crass ones!

Well weekends wide open.

Just like you could be.

Afterwards.

Even I dry ick wretched at that

Dry ick wretched.....I've not heard that one before ....

It's a sound, a movement, a vibe.

You've probably done it without realising already.

Hang on, let me send a cock pic.

That'll do it.

2 ticks.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Or completely crass ones. Nothing serious allowed!

So this weekend was kept for someone. But it's not happening.

So what should I do with my weekend and would you join me for your suggestion?

Silly answers only please or crass ones!

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definitely not

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By *orfolkNewbieMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Stand silently on the high street with a sign saying "Hugs for Sausages"

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Have the "Petite Woman" tattoo under your boobs removed by Lazer.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"Have the "Petite Woman" tattoo under your boobs removed by Lazer."

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I'm guessing that's a 'watermark' on the photograph and not necessarily a tattoo.

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By *J2020Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Have a go at campanology ,

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