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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone?

Or is it just me?

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

It’s not just you. It’s all of us

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Definitely not just you. The horn has been strong the past few days.

Apparently a rip-roaring, rambunctious, sweaty fuck is too much to ask for nowadays. Or finding someone to fulfill said criteria is.

But woe is not me, I'm off to send 43 dick pics and turn my fortunes around!

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr

Very much right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep…. Been on my mind all day

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yes.

Not anyone… just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Not anyone, but the right person/people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I get fucked every month by the taxman! thank you

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Cuddles and a good snog would do me right now.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Hell yeah! Think it must be the weather lol

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely yes, please

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

No it’s not just you.

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Nah I get fucked every month by the taxman! thank you "

Has he got a nice cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emphatically yes, but when I say that, I get blocked in DMs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah. Kind of like this mood though. It's a mood.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

69 on the cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

No thanks..... only joking, yes please

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

You as well?

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Me me !!!! ….. something this week has made me extra

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Well, if you insist

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge


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Absolutely yes, please "

There you are x

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By *immy0169Man
over a year ago

london

Anyone into video call??

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Anyone into video call??"

Big Harold

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Anyone into video call??

Big Harold "

Just make sure you use the wide angle for full coverage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck. "

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Anyone into video call??

Big Harold

Just make sure you use the wide angle for full coverage."

A laptop for fill viewing pleasure

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

I’m in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated "

Noted for future ref

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Absolutely yes, please

There you are x"

Here I am. Now you've found me what shall you do with me? Hastings sigh x

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Is that even a question?

It would be great to rip someone’s clothes off and say hello

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"

Absolutely yes, please

There you are x

Here I am. Now you've found me what shall you do with me? Hastings sigh x"

You know exactly what I’m doing to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's the sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref "

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated "

All my trigger words. Good Lord. I need a fan.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

"

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

I am DOWN hit me up xoxox

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind "

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

"

Jeez Louise. Hello again erection my old friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins "

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

"

Oh, exactly. A submission without a struggle would be like being helicoptered to the top of Everest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here

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By *yndz n dazCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

We would but out of age range (

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

"

The cats claw, being dragged down yoyr back, as the hand tightens around your neck, body forcing yours more pinned against thr wall, a leg between yours opening yoyr legs wider, so the cats claw can be used on your inner thighs

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Ypu beauty!

Best p0st ever!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Yeah. Horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

The cats claw, being dragged down yoyr back, as the hand tightens around your neck, body forcing yours more pinned against thr wall, a leg between yours opening yoyr legs wider, so the cats claw can be used on your inner thighs "

Nope that's not doing it.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

The cats claw, being dragged down yoyr back, as the hand tightens around your neck, body forcing yours more pinned against thr wall, a leg between yours opening yoyr legs wider, so the cats claw can be used on your inner thighs

Nope that's not doing it. "

Can't do it for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Me !!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

I tend to put is a low priority, that way I can avoid disappointment or disappointing someone else....do I fancy one, yes, do I think of one, no!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

There's a catch in this somewhere.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I blame the warm weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

"

Jesus fuck. Reading that has not helped my horn levels at all.

Can I watch please?

Is he forcing your thighs open with his?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Lots more happening in my inbox…. One if the spiders had to rebuild its web when i got a message yesterday - was for the neighbour!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Lots of horny buggers in here tonight I do deduce….

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

Jesus fuck. Reading that has not helped my horn levels at all.

Can I watch please?

Is he forcing your thighs open with his?

"

What happened to nice gentle, respectful sex?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

The cats claw, being dragged down yoyr back, as the hand tightens around your neck, body forcing yours more pinned against thr wall, a leg between yours opening yoyr legs wider, so the cats claw can be used on your inner thighs

Nope that's not doing it.

Can't do it for everyone "

The cats claws retract, the game is over and a pitty 'mew' sounds

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

The cats claw, being dragged down yoyr back, as the hand tightens around your neck, body forcing yours more pinned against thr wall, a leg between yours opening yoyr legs wider, so the cats claw can be used on your inner thighs

Nope that's not doing it.

Can't do it for everyone

The cats claws retract, the game is over and a pitty 'mew' sounds"

Or just unlos like others see ya in 14 days .....or just save the cats claw fir those that it does do it for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, yes. But not just any fuck. An up-against-the-wall,finger-gripping, frantic, teeth-bumping, lip-biting, heart-thumping, sweat-dripping, pheromones-raging, animalistic, nails-down-the-back, utter-focus exploding into utter-oblivion fuck.

This! I need to be pinned against a wall and dominated

Noted for future ref

Not forgetting a hand around the throat from behind

Holy fuck, all of the above. All of it. But one that'll take as good as they get and be bitten back and their hair pulled too until they pin me into submission and I can't move and wouldn't want to.

Jesus fuck. Reading that has not helped my horn levels at all.

Can I watch please?

Is he forcing your thighs open with his?

What happened to nice gentle, respectful sex? "

I think I went way past that point last week.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

We’d love a Fuck, but we’ve no time at the moment!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs! "

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank "

Oh well in that case that makes it totally fine.

Fancy a fuck or are you now spent?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank

Oh well in that case that makes it totally fine.

Fancy a fuck or are you now spent? "

Jesus Christ you pine for him and he doesn't even respond. Christ.

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

No sex tonight we are bit tired as we just finished reading a book with 1,431 words 7,274 characters.

Waiting for next book in the series to review the code but I reckon it be a few books before the code is reviewed.

It's rather good book it could even be made into a film a like Harry Potter series of books and make the author millions.

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By *wesomeLolaCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

It's a trick!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank

Oh well in that case that makes it totally fine.

Fancy a fuck or are you now spent? "

The answer is yes I fancy fucking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank

Oh well in that case that makes it totally fine.

Fancy a fuck or are you now spent?

The answer is yes I fancy fucking you "

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

I was but had a tug so I’m good for 38 mins

The amount of wankers on here.

Do you know how many times a man blows out sex because he's had a wank already. Ffs!

I do but I can tell you my thought process, it was cloth ripping, spinning you over ripping the undies, holding you done and just completely dominating so technically a good wank

Oh well in that case that makes it totally fine.

Fancy a fuck or are you now spent?

The answer is yes I fancy fucking you

"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Cba

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yes please and thank you

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yes. Yes I do. I guess I’ll just have to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. I do. But the people I want to fuck are sick or unavailable

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Errrr dunno hmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, please. Where and when?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Cba "

Ok, I am recharged and hot to trot now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready again for more, had a lovely session last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cba

Ok, I am recharged and hot to trot now! "

Finally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cba

Ok, I am recharged and hot to trot now! "

Was that trickle charge or fast charge

So your like the Duracell bunny now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yes sure, when and where?

Mrs

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Always

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always! Especially when it’s been sunny, don’t know why but it makes ur both ridiculously horny

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

With him - always

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"With him - always "

Stop you'll make me blush

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Fuck yeah I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take one if they’re being offered

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in? "

Hell yes!!!! My horn-o-meter is off the chart!

I blame the sunshine

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By *igdickeasterneuropeanMan
over a year ago

Navan

I’m very much in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much so, I'm blaming the weather Haha

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Be rude not to wouldnt it?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yes please

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes. I do, dont we all

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By *riday10Man
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Beats working

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By *tanlee1512Man
over a year ago

Epsom

I'd be up for that!!!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The solar powered penis isnt in the mood lately too much real life stress think such things atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Mission accomplished

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd like lots of fucks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a 4 month dry spell I’d bloody love one!

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By *oe n JayCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Every moment of every day

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in? "

How quickly can you get to Glasgow? Asking for … well, me. Not a friend. Me.

.


"Fuck yeah I’m in "

In whom?

.


"I’ll take one if they’re being offered "

See above. Fancy a quick jaunt to sun-soaked Weegieland this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yep that’s why we are here. I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

I might get this tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

How quickly can you get to Glasgow? Asking for … well, me. Not a friend. Me.

.

Fuck yeah I’m in

In whom?

.

I’ll take one if they’re being offered

See above. Fancy a quick jaunt to sun-soaked Weegieland this evening? "

I think it’s a who will be in me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I think it’s a who will be in me "

God bless Molly, and all who sail in her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in? "

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in a hedge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"The solar powered penis isnt in the mood lately too much real life stress think such things atm"

Solar powered penis! I thought solar powered libido was... yeah. But that's definitely...

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I think it’s a who will be in me

God bless Molly, and all who sail in her."

You could smash a bottle across my ass

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

[Removed by poster at 02/06/23 14:17:43]

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Yes please

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Yes!

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in? "

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Certainly wouldn't mind....

Who am I kidding....gagging

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Well...... know you mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics "

Maybe cleaning up the smouldering remnants of a dickbox is what kept her from a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics "

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

I could list the problems but I'll probably crash fab.

Seriously I don't guys actually want sex. I think they just like the idea of it.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Just the 1??

I fancy a long night of them tbh, the horn this week have been raging and it needs to be unleashed. Just unfortunate I don't have a willing and present plus 1 to unleash it on atm.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yes please.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Absolutely

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Amazing what the sun does....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

"

I find this very hard to believe. I can believe that you have 400 emails, but surely amongst them there must have been a bloke who was pleasant, good looking, available and willing to meet?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

The horn is dialled to 11 today

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

I could list the problems but I'll probably crash fab.

Seriously I don't guys actually want sex. I think they just like the idea of it.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

"

2 weeks you must be getting desperate by now, you might as well just DIY it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

I find this very hard to believe. I can believe that you have 400 emails, but surely amongst them there must have been a bloke who was pleasant, good looking, available and willing to meet?"

That three things that you've listed.... Thats a big ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

I could list the problems but I'll probably crash fab.

Seriously I don't guys actually want sex. I think they just like the idea of it.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

2 weeks you must be getting desperate by now, you might as well just DIY it "

I agree, sometimes it's the way to go if your being unfulfilled

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"The solar powered penis isnt in the mood lately too much real life stress think such things atm

Solar powered penis! I thought solar powered libido was... yeah. But that's definitely... "

your versions the one for brain boxes i thought libido was the blow up thing you sunbathe on in a swimming pool

(Thank you google)

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"The solar powered penis isnt in the mood lately too much real life stress think such things atm

Solar powered penis! I thought solar powered libido was... yeah. But that's definitely... "

Sunbathing naked on my balcony currently to recharge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

I could list the problems but I'll probably crash fab.

Seriously I don't guys actually want sex. I think they just like the idea of it.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

2 weeks you must be getting desperate by now, you might as well just DIY it

I agree, sometimes it's the way to go if your being unfulfilled "

To a point, it's not the same and just takes the edge off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always looking for a fuck especially when horn monster is knocking on your door lol

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Always looking for a fuck especially when horn monster is knocking on your door lol"
hope its not got a poisonous wart on the end of its nose

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

People on forums are saying they can't find single lady, more than 20 hours has gone and single lady cannot get a meet would have thought her inbox would have exploded with dick pics

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

I could list the problems but I'll probably crash fab.

Seriously I don't guys actually want sex. I think they just like the idea of it.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

2 weeks you must be getting desperate by now, you might as well just DIY it

I agree, sometimes it's the way to go if your being unfulfilled

To a point, it's not the same and just takes the edge off.

"

Well young lady then you need to lower your expectations then, as Prince Charming (or Ginger Prince if like Gingers, and if you can still call him Prince), are hard to come by

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"...Well young lady then you need to lower your expectations then, as Prince Charming (or Ginger Prince if like Gingers, and if you can still call him Prince), are hard to come by "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Well young lady then you need to lower your expectations then, as Prince Charming (or Ginger Prince if like Gingers, and if you can still call him Prince), are hard to come by

This. "

Go on Nero, take one for the team, I am sure OP will thank you (but please tell me what a Ginger Prince is? Harry maybe?)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

I find this very hard to believe. I can believe that you have 400 emails, but surely amongst them there must have been a bloke who was pleasant, good looking, available and willing to meet?

That three things that you've listed.... Thats a big ask

"

I can't help being average

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Fuck??!!!what's that and what do you eat with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

can't as your hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only someone was to make me an offer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck??!!!what's that and what do you eat with it? "

Cake.

Invite me round and we can discuss more.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Cba

Ok, I am recharged and hot to trot now!

Was that trickle charge or fast charge

So your like the Duracell bunny now "

That was my nickname when I was a youngster!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"...Well young lady then you need to lower your expectations then, as Prince Charming (or Ginger Prince if like Gingers, and if you can still call him Prince), are hard to come by

This.

Go on Nero, take one for the team, I am sure OP will thank you (but please tell me what a Ginger Prince is? Harry maybe?)"

The OP is a lady of substance.

I suspect a Ginger Prince is a 'faux' Prince with a non-hereditary peerage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

I find this very hard to believe. I can believe that you have 400 emails, but surely amongst them there must have been a bloke who was pleasant, good looking, available and willing to meet?

That three things that you've listed.... Thats a big ask

I can't help being average "

I think it's the mileage that's the problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

I think it's the mileage that's the problem! "

So picky!

It's just one excuse after another

mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

I think it's the mileage that's the problem!

So picky!

It's just one excuse after another

mwah xx"

he's Wales and I'm Hertfordshire!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Hell no......

it aint just you and

YES

I do fancy a fuck

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By *ookingforfunin2021Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Absolutely, this weather gets me horny as fuck, I’m ready to fuck right now

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"So.... I'm still looking.

I think it's the mileage that's the problem!

So picky!

It's just one excuse after another

mwah xx

he's Wales and I'm Hertfordshire! "

Simples

Meet half way in SwingDon, that will be £100 for my consultation of coming up with a solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

Hell no......

it aint just you and

YES

I do fancy a fuck"

Bend over.

Deep breath....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"So.... I'm still looking.

Who's in?

Seriously.... My inbox is 400 strong.

Finding a meet... Seems to be impossible.

Total free evening and I'd be more than game.... But. Nope. Men are dicking about and it's hopeless!

I've been trying for two weeks

I find this very hard to believe. I can believe that you have 400 emails, but surely amongst them there must have been a bloke who was pleasant, good looking, available and willing to meet?

That three things that you've listed.... Thats a big ask

I can't help being average

I think it's the mileage that's the problem! "

I did say I'd travel, you're worth the milage I believe

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Anyone?

Or is it just me?

Hell no......

it aint just you and

YES

I do fancy a fuck

Bend over.

Deep breath.... "

sorry LUV.

Im a giver, not a taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.... I'm still looking.

I think it's the mileage that's the problem!

So picky!

It's just one excuse after another

mwah xx

he's Wales and I'm Hertfordshire! "

I did look him up, but must admit I thought you were London (which I realise is still a distance away)

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

It’s taken me 6 weeks but I’m ready now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It’s taken me 6 weeks but I’m ready now "

D.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

There's a couple of ladies, would could tempt me

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By *immy0169Man
over a year ago

london

Any couples online now?

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By *onny DangerousMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Sure, I fancy a fuck, so it’s definitely not you.

But sometimes I don’t, sometimes a cuddle will do, sometimes I’d rather have an ice cream or fish and chips.

For the right woman I’d drop the ice cream in a heartbeat for a fuck (don’t worry there’s always an enthusiastic dog to clear up the mess).

Most of the time I fancy a fuck but can’t find the right woman, so I have an ice cream anyway.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Yeah mostly always horny for more fucks so do when can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone?

Or is it just me? "

Yea o.k. I'm not too late for this am I?

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By *icker20.Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Always

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

Deffinatly

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes I do, dont we all

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yes I do, dont we all "

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes.

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Allways

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s taken me 6 weeks but I’m ready now "

Well you took your sweet time didn't you.

I need like 6 rounds now.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I've got 30 minutes for lunch, would barely get to foreplay, ask me when I have real time

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nah. I'm closing up

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nah. I'm closing up "

Closing?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Nah. I'm closing up

Closing? "

It's been eight months and I'm not sure there's an opening down there anymore.

I'm surprisingly unbothered

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