FabSwingers.com forum: For all the men who say cum is good for the skin

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face isn’t that big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got naturally good skin so my answer is no. I drink a lot of water, eat fruits & stay away from sweets (sometimes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Its helps keep the beard soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........should it tingle

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Yes.

Its helps keep the beard soft "

I knew you would. You give off real man vibes

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"........should it tingle

If it fizzes call 111.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Its helps keep the beard soft

I knew you would. You give off real man vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........should it tingle

If it fizzes call 111."

"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....

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By *aretobstupidCouple
over a year ago

Moray

Just don't put it near your eyes

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"........should it tingle

If it fizzes call 111.

"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....

Careful of your eyes too.

You don't want pink eye; everyone will know what you've been up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Just my stomach. My face care is too specific.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"No. Just my stomach. My face care is too specific. "

Is your stomach smooth as satin?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

That is actually pretty good question

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

That is actually pretty good question

I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

That is actually pretty good question

I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.

Coz they want to cum on faces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........should it tingle

If it fizzes call 111.

"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....

Careful of your eyes too.

You don't want pink eye; everyone will know what you've been up to."

Sounds like you're talking from experience here

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

"........should it tingle

If it fizzes call 111.

"111 what's your emergency"......"ummm I need jizz fizz advice"....

"It burns! It burns!"

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm at the age where I shoot talc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

That is actually pretty good question

I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.

Coz they want to cum on faces...

Shhhh......don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Just my stomach. My face care is too specific.

Is your stomach smooth as satin?"

Come feel it and find out

(Ofc it is i cream my skin everyday)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always make a point to jizz into a bottle which I then take into the shower and use as expedient shampoo

My mate, Bear Grylls taught me that one.

He assured me that he wasn’t in fact sniggering at the time, rather he had a touch of hayfever

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"
no but i rub it in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum is gross I don’t like it on anyone’s face

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

"I'm at the age where I shoot talc!"

There's a Bill Hicks line I always like where he quips, on the subject of his wank schedule, "Is it a bad sign when you cum and nothing but air shoots out. Fffffppp..."

Always gives me a chuckle.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

That is actually pretty good question

I'd like to know why so many men say semen is good for the skin.

Coz they want to cum on faces...

They all swear by it though.

I think they secretly all use it as moisturiser

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

It's not so great in your eye.

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By *inkytoolMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Rather just shoot it direct

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Doesn't work if it's your own, you need someone else to give you some. Pretty common after a lads night out to swap some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. And rub it into your hair

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

If its so good for the skin then why is my ball bag so wrinkled?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

No, but I do bottle it. I gush forth with generous great globules of goo into mini milk bottles and sell it. Quite the money spinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

Only if you watch and sit on it after lol x

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

If its so good for the skin then why is my ball bag so wrinkled?"

So you can stretch it out to make a bag out of, obviously.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

Only if you watch and sit on it after lol x"

I said do you, not will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

Only if you watch and sit on it after lol x

I said do you, not will you

Good point lol yes, as of tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

Not my own, but I do have great skin so maybe all those facials over the years have been beneficial, if a little messy

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

My hand that gets cummy is no different to my non cummy hand. So I’d say it’s a myth….

Sorry guys

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

Not my own, but I do have great skin so maybe all those facials over the years have been beneficial, if a little messy"

You're not helping my case, Bussy lol

I must say though, my boobs are very soft

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

I've heard it makes fantastic leave-in conditioner, too.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?"

It’s very good for cooking too

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

No. But I have d*unk it myself

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?

It’s very good for cooking too

Chips fried in lard are excellent

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?

It’s very good for cooking too

Chips fried in lard are excellent

I meant my spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?

It’s very good for cooking too

Chips fried in lard are excellent

I meant my spunk.

Man fat

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

Our skin is good as the superjizz particles sort it from the inside

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"

Only my nipples!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"How else would I maintain my beautiful leathery skin condition

Lard?

It’s very good for cooking too

Chips fried in lard are excellent

I meant my spunk.

Chips fried in spunk might be rather tasty too.

Try it and give us your honest opinion.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?

Only my nipples!"

How do you reach your nipples with your face?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Oh nanna! I'll come around and give you a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

Its helps keep the beard soft "

So that’s why my beard isn’t as soft as most guys… I get it now

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh nanna! I'll come around and give you a squirt

I don't need any

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh nanna! I'll come around and give you a squirt

I don't need any

True. You're skin is soft enough

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"do you rub it in your face after you've wanked?"
.waste not want not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually 87.

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Ha ha.

Brilliant

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