FabSwingers.com forum: Right I’mma ready to rant….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Basically there’s some pricks on here, nooooo you say, oh yes there is I say but blasting through the forums and thinking ‘ you fucking liar’ no evidence or anything just a gut feeling, im not naming names because that isn’t the done thing but I’m literally screaming down my phone, what do you do for stress relief please don’t say have a wank or a beer or both, is there someone on here that soothes your souls, I don’t even think there’s a question in here, just me going off on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You okay hun?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Deep breaths. Think happy thoughts. Remember they're just strangers on a website.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Just give yourself time and you will feel better. Usually a nice walk, bit of fresh air, a cool bath, that sort of thing.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

They are just random people on the internet

It always helps me to look for the genuine threads and then I realise why i like it here again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have made a cup of tea, there is cake somewhere in here too

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Confession time, I’m not a chef and don’t particularly like sandwiches…

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Do you need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suggest a sausage roll from Greggs.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Confession time, I’m not a chef and don’t particularly like sandwiches…"

But I've not eaten all day in preparation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank or a beer....or both

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Basically there’s some pricks on here, nooooo you say, oh yes there is I say but blasting through the forums and thinking ‘ you fucking liar’ no evidence or anything just a gut feeling, im not naming names because that isn’t the done thing but I’m literally screaming down my phone, what do you do for stress relief please don’t say have a wank or a beer or both, is there someone on here that soothes your souls, I don’t even think there’s a question in here, just me going off on one"

If you let them get to you that much then the pricks have won.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I feel for you, OP!

Remember - the world is full of wankers and they all have broadband. Their phones don’t call them out on bad behaviour so it’s easy to post irritating shite.

Close your eyes, breathe in, breathe out, imagine a lion has pounced on said wanker and is currently ripping head from shoulders.

Aaaaaand I’m afraid our time is up.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off."

Biscoff cheesecake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank or beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??"

Women love biscoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suggest a sausage roll from Greggs."

The solution to most issues in life

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??"
I'm a cheap date, any cheescake, no question marks about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake?? I'm a cheap date, any cheescake, no question marks about it."

I'll bring a couple for variety - I'm nice like that

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake?? I'm a cheap date, any cheescake, no question marks about it.

I'll bring a couple for variety - I'm nice like that

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A cheescake orgy it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brother if life is getting a bit much I’m here

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By *lack_diamond30Man
over a year ago

City

Go for a run young man1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I suggest a sausage roll from Greggs."

So you’re saying this isn’t a serious rant like not steak bake serious? Just sausage roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little rant, a cuppa tea and cake …a little bit of fab perving and all is right with the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not even Thursday yet!…

*one for those that hsvff Ed been around for a while!

Go Op! Get it off your chest!

I nearly ripped a phone out of a lazy f’ckers habd today. He makes every job we do together take longer because he ‘just gotta take this call!’

My rant over.

*sits down with a beer with the op.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Chill your beans, guys.

OP... it's just strangers on the Internet, and if fab isn't fun, maybe it is the moment to take a breath. After all, if the fun stops, stop, right?

I'm sorry they're getting to you.

Woody... if you can get the guy's phone, turn his GPS, Bluetooth, all the other shiz on... he will run out of battery so quickly.

Everyone else... breathe! Calm.

Now, who do I have to blow to get some cheesecake?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ah the biggest ones left recently, no one is really grinding my gears at the moment

There's a couple of people I msg that I can always rely on to make me feel a bit better

(They know who they are, yes you)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

go for a work out get rid of some of that rant,,

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Today I punched my own hand with the other fist in frustration. It helped at the time. Punch something safe, like a pillow or the nearest soft furnishing.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??"

I have a homemade one in the fridge

Tinder

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??

I have a homemade one in the fridge

Tinder "

Have I told you lately that I love you

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??

I have a homemade one in the fridge

Tinder

Have I told you lately that I love you

Topped with chocolate filled biscoff

Tinder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??

I have a homemade one in the fridge

Tinder

Have I told you lately that I love you

Topped with chocolate filled biscoff

Tinder "

Ohhhhh! I can bring M&S extremely chocolatey swiss roll.

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If tea doesn't work then try whisky!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wait for the feeling to pass. Time heals all

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Someone say cake, if its not cheesecake I'm biting your hands off.

Biscoff cheesecake??

I have a homemade one in the fridge

Tinder

Have I told you lately that I love you

Topped with chocolate filled biscoff

Tinder "

Now that's just dirty talk

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The problem with a wanker is they’re just like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"The problem with a wanker is they’re just like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense "

Dead?

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Think someone needs a life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The problem with a wanker is they’re just like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense

Dead?"

Spoilers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's healthy to get so angry over a gut feeling....I would be fewwwwmin' if I was the recipient of that rant, especially if the only evidence was of a gut feeling

Step back, breathe and reasses, I help toddlers regulate their emotion...Sensory bottles and cuddling helps.....a local farm near me offers cow cuddling sessions. Maybe there is something like that near you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The problem with a wanker is they’re just like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense

Dead?"

When?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Quick question OP, what cologne do you wear?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's a lot of very different people on here, and people come and go over time. My favourite forumite of old seems to have left altogether, but there are plenty of fun and good humoured people still around. This is an immeasurably better forum than over on Fabguys I tell you. pt

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"The problem with a wanker is they’re just like Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense

Dead?

When?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

wow op if you get stressed over a gut feeling what happens when you have a real problem

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