FabSwingers.com forum: What is WRONG with me

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm hoping I'm not wrong when I say we all have those moments. Those "what the actual bastarding hell in the name of all that is good and pervy did I do that for?" moments when we absolutely know we fucked up.

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

When I shopped in Lidl instead od Aldi like wtaf

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When I shopped in Lidl instead od Aldi like wtaf "

Why on earth would you do that?

Mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never I don’t make mistakes ever

It’s what makes me awesome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never I don’t make mistakes ever

It’s what makes me awesome "

Show off

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Agreeing to gas test and service the appliances in an old motorhome for a mate

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Agreeing to gas test and service the appliances in an old motorhome for a mate

Ugh. Effort

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By *mthatoneMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never I don’t make mistakes ever

It’s what makes me awesome

Show off

I can be at times

I do like to from time to time

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I accidentally left it in and it just made a mess

My cheese on toast was just so burnt (I know where everyone’s mind went for a second pervs)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never I don’t make mistakes ever

It’s what makes me awesome

Show off

I can be at times

I do like to from time to time

As it should be

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I shopped in Lidl instead od Aldi like wtaf "

Aldi is cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never I don’t make mistakes ever

It’s what makes me awesome

Show off

I can be at times

I do like to from time to time

As it should be"

Awww thank you so much

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I accidentally left it in and it just made a mess

My cheese on toast was just so burnt (I know where everyone’s mind went for a second pervs) "

*snigger*

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Oh all the time. Especially when I’ve just woken up, or am hungry, or tired, or sleepy.

So, basically all the time.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh all the time. Especially when I’ve just woken up, or am hungry, or tired, or sleepy.

So, basically all the time. "

Let's we get together and make some regrets

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm hoping I'm not wrong when I say we all have those moments. Those "what the actual bastarding hell in the name of all that is good and pervy did I do that for?" moments when we absolutely know we fucked up.

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)"

Not a sexy one, I’m afraid.

I decided to start a property rental business in the exact month that knobhead Putin invaded Ukraine, which was soon followed by that gormless moron Liz Truss arsing up the markets for good.

The net result was the UK having the highest inflation for 40 years, the highest interest rates for 14 years, the worst mortgage rates for 14 years and zero profit for Felix!

What a disaster. What the actual bastarding hell in the name of all that is good and pervy did I do that for?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Let's we get together and make some regrets

Get the snacks in.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"What the actual bastarding hell in the name of all that is good and pervy did I do that for?

Meh, the market will recover, it always does. You’ll just have to live off boiled shoes for 10years whilst you wait.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)

Not a sexy one, I’m afraid.

I decided to start a property rental business in the exact month that knobhead Putin invaded Ukraine, which was soon followed by that gormless moron Liz Truss arsing up the markets for good.

The net result was the UK having the highest inflation for 40 years, the highest interest rates for 14 years, the worst mortgage rates for 14 years and zero profit for Felix!

What a disaster. What the actual bastarding hell in the name of all that is good and pervy did I do that for?

Hope, you delightful man. Hope for a brighter tomorrow.

(Not like nuclear bomb flash hope though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Let's we get together and make some regrets

Get the snacks in. "

Deal

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Ebbw Vale

This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I walked off a job I needed because someone was extremely rude to me.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

This morning, ended up putting hot water directly into the jar of coffee rather than the mug.

Lesson well & truly learnt

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

Whose feet didya put them on?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I walked off a job I needed because someone was extremely rude to me."

Torn between you go girl and wtaf.

That's not something to put up with... but still

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Ebbw Vale

"This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

Whose feet didya put them on?

My Next door neighbors

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

Whose feet didya put them on?

My Next door neighbors "

That's a bit of a doozy

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Changing to LED lights in the fucking kitchen

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Ebbw Vale

"This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

Whose feet didya put them on?

My Next door neighbors

That's a bit of a doozy"

I know I know and they was my bestest ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning got up got my work uniform in went to work, now that’s a mistake, what the actual fuck is this when I could/should be in Santorini looking at the sea with a cold one in hand…:

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Changing to LED lights in the fucking kitchen

Oh. Is that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF was I thinking leaving it so late to do shopping

Was like game of rollerball

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning I put my trainers on the wrong feet

Whose feet didya put them on?

My Next door neighbors

That's a bit of a doozy

I know I know and they was my bestest ones "

Silly sausage

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This morning.

I'm not going into details but I was mortified.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning got up got my work uniform in went to work, now that’s a mistake, what the actual fuck is this when I could/should be in Santorini looking at the sea with a cold one in hand…: "

Now that's a plan!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"WTF was I thinking leaving it so late to do shopping

Was like game of rollerball

Did everyone make it out alive?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning.

I'm not going into details but I was mortified. "

Oh Nanna!

I feel for you.

I'm so desperate to ask questions... but I shan't.

Big hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF was I thinking leaving it so late to do shopping

Was like game of rollerball

Did everyone make it out alive?"

Lol yes most important got coffee milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)"

When I said "I do" in front of my family and friends

*Tongue in cheek*

*Flinching in anticipation*

#prayforMrTT2

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"This morning.

I'm not going into details but I was mortified.

Oh Nanna!

I feel for you.

I'm so desperate to ask questions... but I shan't.

Big hugs."

I can't talk about it right now but I'll probably laugh about it later.

Thank you.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One word - edging

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"WTF was I thinking leaving it so late to do shopping

Was like game of rollerball

Did everyone make it out alive?

Lol yes most important got coffee milk

Then all is good with the world.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)

When I said "I do" in front of my family and friends

*Tongue in cheek*

*Flinching in anticipation*

#prayforMrTT2

Dead man walking!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This morning.

I'm not going into details but I was mortified.

Oh Nanna!

I feel for you.

I'm so desperate to ask questions... but I shan't.

Big hugs.

I can't talk about it right now but I'll probably laugh about it later.

Thank you. "

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One word - edging

Ooh. That reminds me. Belts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your last one, fabbers?

(Don't let me be the only one)

When I said "I do" in front of my family and friends

*Tongue in cheek*

*Flinching in anticipation*

#prayforMrTT2

Dead man walking!!"

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"One word - edging

Ooh. That reminds me. Belts

You can go off a person quite quickly you know

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

Shit, I have your car though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

Shit, I have your car though

Exactly, MY car. Did you ask for permission?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

Shit, I have your car though

Exactly, MY car. Did you ask for permission?

Do you want a ladder to get out of the hole you've dug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

Shit, I have your car though

Exactly, MY car. Did you ask for permission?

Do you want a ladder to get out of the hole you've dug?

You just remember who paid for that car

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"One word - edging

Ooh. That reminds me. Belts

Hello, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all human all make mistakes and all fuck up.

I try to learn and be a better, kinder man each day. It comes with age and maturity I think.

Don't let your mistakes define you, smile and life your life... i will make a mistake tomorrow and the next day...

Enjoy my wisdom

much love x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"One word - edging

Ooh. That reminds me. Belts

Hello, yes?"

I hate everyone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dead man walking!!

I'm at work so I'm safe until 10n

Your PC isn't safe though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One word - edging

Ooh. That reminds me. Belts

Hello, yes?"

Gulp

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I hate everyone

I don’t believe you, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After meeting some men off Fab Jesus big mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I offered to take on some of the workload for someone who was leaving.

I'm busy, and now I'm extra busy with her stuff.

I must have been under the influence.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"After meeting some men off Fab Jesus big mistakes "

How big? Like, girth? Length? Asking for a friend

Oh... you didn't mean big like that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When I offered to take on some of the workload for someone who was leaving.

I'm busy, and now I'm extra busy with her stuff.

I must have been under the influence.

Alcohol is bad... m'kay?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I hate everyone

I don’t believe you, you know.

Well....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Agreeing to organise and host a big thing where I work. It's a week tomorrow and aaaarrrrgh!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Burnt dinner a few times arguing with folk on Twitter.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Also I took pics last night for B. He has taken pics too. Now we are at opposite ends of the country and I don't want to be

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Also I took pics last night for B. He has taken pics too. Now we are at opposite ends of the country and I don't want to be

Just wait till you get together

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Agreeing to organise and host a big thing where I work. It's a week tomorrow and aaaarrrrgh!

Ooooh exciting!

You've got this my darling

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Burnt dinner a few times arguing with folk on Twitter."

Ah. Not ideal.

Just Eat?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sign up to the great north 10k ….. I am NOT a runner

Cookie!

You mental, amazing, delightful woman.

3 sports bras... that's the ticket

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I took pics last night for B. He has taken pics too. Now we are at opposite ends of the country and I don't want to be

Well that's poop!

I could keep y'all company...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Sign up to the great north 10k ….. I am NOT a runner

Cookie!

You mental, amazing, delightful woman.

3 sports bras... that's the ticket"

Colour obstacle rush first in June, can’t wait to be splattered with powder paint and bounce and slide on big inflatables

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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Ooooh. That sounds so fun! Also tiring.

I still say 3 sports bras!

You rock, gorgeous lady! And let me know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it helps I do it almost daily and question the whole point of my existence

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If it helps I do it almost daily and question the whole point of my existence "

That both makes me sad... and also feel a little more normal. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my coffee in the wrong mug…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it helps I do it almost daily and question the whole point of my existence

That both makes me sad... and also feel a little more normal. Thank you

Well I like people to feel better around me so that's good

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I made my coffee in the wrong mug…"

Start again.

That's unacceptable

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If it helps I do it almost daily and question the whole point of my existence

That both makes me sad... and also feel a little more normal. Thank you

Well I like people to feel better around me so that's good

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi .

I fucked it up .

I shared my stress about my accommodation with my new girlfriend ( 3 to 4 weeks ) dating .

And she broke up

saying is all to much n too intense

I lost a lovely slim petite lady . And I really liked her .

She dumped me , not even talked , and blocked me on WhatsApp …

The night before my new job entreview

I was very stressed n very scared I have a big job entreview

And in this house all they do is banging all the time .

Struggling to sleep , worried this room is gonna ruin my new job

No . Ruinned my new girlfriend

She didn’t let me explain that I’m not intense at all

I just have a lot of pressure at the moment

And her stress at work combined she dumped me and gone straight in dating app .

Really hurted me

If she only wanted a occasional fun thing she could had said

Didn’t needed to pretend was dating

I don’t get it

. . .

I knew if I shared my stress in my shared house would ruin it

But I was so so so in need to have someone there.

If u don’t talk to your girlfriend who u talk with ?

I’m not surrounded by friends on phone all day

I don’t have all my family in same little old village in country side

I have my daughter . She is 6 . That’s it

And the forums ^^ and a friend or two from here

But being loyal I had to shut down here . Isn’t it ?

. Is should just hold the bar , and don’t let my stress give her distress

I really regret .

Oh well , bad came for goods .

Maybe best time if I meet a lovely petite lady like her

Will give me more then just sex

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Stayed up till the early hours just to finish a box set, forgetting I promised to give a lift to someone this morning. Felt crap all day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi .

I fucked it up .

I shared my stress about my accommodation with my new girlfriend ( 3 to 4 weeks ) dating .

And she broke up

saying is all to much n too intense

I lost a lovely slim petite lady . And I really liked her .

She dumped me , not even talked , and blocked me on WhatsApp …

The night before my new job entreview

I was very stressed n very scared I have a big job entreview

And in this house all they do is banging all the time .

Struggling to sleep , worried this room is gonna ruin my new job

No . Ruinned my new girlfriend

She didn’t let me explain that I’m not intense at all

I just have a lot of pressure at the moment

And her stress at work combined she dumped me and gone straight in dating app .

Really hurted me

If she only wanted a occasional fun thing she could had said

Didn’t needed to pretend was dating

I don’t get it

. . .

I knew if I shared my stress in my shared house would ruin it

But I was so so so in need to have someone there.

If u don’t talk to your girlfriend who u talk with ?

I’m not surrounded by friends on phone all day

I don’t have all my family in same little old village in country side

I have my daughter . She is 6 . That’s it

And the forums ^^ and a friend or two from here

But being loyal I had to shut down here . Isn’t it ?

. Is should just hold the bar , and don’t let my stress give her distress

I really regret .

Oh well , bad came for goods .

Maybe best time if I meet a lovely petite lady like her

Will give me more then just sex "

Maybe.

Enjoy your hunt for a lovely slim, petite lady

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Stayed up till the early hours just to finish a box set, forgetting I promised to give a lift to someone this morning. Felt crap all day "

Oh Blondie, you narna!

Have you managed a nap?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Have you tried a club or a group social OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made my coffee in the wrong mug…

Start again.

That's unacceptable "

I toughed it out and drank it. Waste not....but now I need counselling..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you tried a club or a group social OP?"

Oh goodness. Do you think that's a good idea?

I'd need someone to go with, I couldn't go alone. I wonder where I could a person.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I made my coffee in the wrong mug…

Start again.

That's unacceptable

I toughed it out and drank it. Waste not....but now I need counselling.."

Wrong mug. Getting rid is not wasting... it's sensible.

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