FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *bwlady123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *bwlady123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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Bored thought I’d get one started again

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've never been the best at maths, but how does this start?

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By *bwlady123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've never been the best at maths, but how does this start?"

When more people join start messaging the messages you want posting

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in happy to be postie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been the best at maths, but how does this start?"

I guess chemistry just just mix white rum, gin and vodka with cherry lemonade and mint recipe is ready

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for both

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland & Paisley

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il put my left arm in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?"

Pineapple belongs on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wahey!

I got in early this time

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Woah there....

that's a bit extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

They said outrageous, not perverted!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

This is hate speech.

MODERATOR!!

Oh, and in, pretty please with sugar on top. I am very much here for postie duties, too.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in, happily postie too

Tinder x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Disgusting behaviour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Disgusting behaviour!"

Some people are inhuman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxy Red!

My hunky mate just said this to me about you:

"love what I c that trip may have to happen soon"

Sounds like you have a fan, my lovely x

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By *bwlady123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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Secret service for NotSoPosh

Chicken and waffles posh enough for you? If not I have coconut squirted cream

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

They said outrageous, not perverted!"

Pervert is my middle name

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Disgusting behaviour!

Some people are inhuman"

Says the owl

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Foxy red another one for you

“foxy red loving your pics that teip will happen”

Looks like you are getting the love this evening

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephantis.

My sexy as hell mate says I should tell you to "get up North because I want to stroke his trunk"

Gotta be worth the trip don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubystar gives up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone on Fabswingers say something outrageous?

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Disgusting behaviour!

Some people are inhuman

Says the owl

Owls do it differently

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Elephantis.

My sexy as hell mate says I should tell you to "get up North because I want to stroke his trunk"

Gotta be worth the trip don't you think?

Definitely...but this sexy as hell mate might need to narrow down the location a bit. I don't want to overshoot and end up trespassing on a polar bear's patch.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I will have a quick hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephantis.

My sexy as hell mate says I should tell you to "get up North because I want to stroke his trunk"

Gotta be worth the trip don't you think?

Definitely...but this sexy as hell mate might need to narrow down the location a bit. I don't want to overshoot and end up trespassing on a polar bear's patch."

I don't think I am giving too much away by saying if you see polar bears you may have gone too fat north!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephantis.

My sexy as hell mate says I should tell you to "get up North because I want to stroke his trunk"

Gotta be worth the trip don't you think?

Definitely...but this sexy as hell mate might need to narrow down the location a bit. I don't want to overshoot and end up trespassing on a polar bear's patch.

I don't think I am giving too much away by saying if you see polar bears you may have gone too fat north!"

*far

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Excellent. So somewhere between Stevenage and Svalbard. I'll set the satnav.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In for a bit and happy to be postie.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

In and happy to be postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

BehindHerEyes, my mate has a message for you...

Can you tell behindher eyes yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in for a bit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

RugbyStar, listen up. A lovely lady has this message for you...

Will you pls tell Rugbystar that il keep the bed warm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Foxy Red, incoming...

Can you tell foxy red im on my way

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate said

Can you tell foxy-red loving the pics that trip will have to happen soon

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mellrose, this one's for you...

Loving the pics but I'm sure we can ditch the wand for a while and go for the real thing

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

_bwlady123, incoming! My mate says

Please tell _bwlady123 she looks stunning in yellow!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cornish, knock, ring, letters through your door...

Cornish1982 has got a lovely bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie!

From my good friend, who is nearly as sexy as me:

"I'm holding her to this road trip. But I only have one bed, I hope that won't be a problem "

I'm jealous!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

In again

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By *b750Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mellrose. My beautiful buddy says of you "I would sell whatever is left uncharred in the embered remnants of my soul to look into her eyes and see them shining back at me."

Such sweet poetry (swoon)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

To all those who will not get a message,

If no ones told you today how amazing you are, your all freaking amazing, ill add a awesome to that.....keep shining

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Mellrose, a friend asked me to ask you Grillz or Jilabi's your choice

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Julie!

From my good friend, who is nearly as sexy as me:

"I'm holding her to this road trip. But I only have one bed, I hope that won't be a problem "

I'm jealous!"

Oh it's an added incentive if anything!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Good evening all.

I'm in.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not in by the way... but I will post this one from my sexy friend...

Ask Elephantis is tomorrow too soon?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My delightful mate has asked me to pass this along...

Please tell Elephantis anticipation may kill me

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm not in by the way... but I will post this one from my sexy friend...

Ask Elephantis is tomorrow too soon?"

Tomorrow is horribly, depressingly full. But Time itself will wait for us,I'm sure.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"My delightful mate has asked me to pass this along...

Please tell Elephantis anticipation may kill me

Goodness...I hope it isn't really fatal. I have a bad case mysrlf.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Silk, a rather charming missive has arrived for you...

Could you possibly tell the lovely _ilkstress that her body is tailored perfectly for me to unseam her restraint, stitch by delicate stitch, until every frayed thread pools at our feet.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

A delightful and very sexy mate has asked that I pass on the following:

"Please tell JennieTV that my diary is currently clear for Sparkle so I really hope she makes it north!"

Get that date in the diary Jennie!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Forgot to say I'll have a squeeze, of my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

And I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silkstress incoming my mate wants you to know this

Absolutely loving the pics! Would love the opportunity to see whats behind the camera

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Silkstress, another one for you. It gets right to the point.

Tell _ilkstress wow

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Julie incoming sister....

From a drop dead gourgous man....want to know if you want to add his pork to your already side of beef....2 meat sandwich

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’m late in, but hello!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Julieandbeef one for you from my mate

I like what I see would they consider me

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silk, a rather charming missive has arrived for you...

Could you possibly tell the lovely _ilkstress that her body is tailored perfectly for me to unseam her restraint, stitch by delicate stitch, until every frayed thread pools at our feet."

Thank you postie. If this isn't a stitch up, then that's quite the intriguing offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind her Eyes ... I have a mate who wants to know do upu have a version of that pic without the towel?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Silkstress your a popular lady..here goes from a silver tongued beast...

He wants to know, if he can use he cross stitch your clit with his tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silkstress!

Someone I know wants you yto know

"Absolutely loving the pics! Would love the opportunity to see whats behind the camera"

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over a year ago

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silkstress incoming my mate wants you to know this

Absolutely loving the pics! Would love the opportunity to see whats behind the camera"

Aw, thank you. It's not terribly interesting as quite often the camera is propped up against the coffee machine or a pile of books. I could post pics of those if you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CB750.

Short but sweet ... my mate says "v v nice"

I agree

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Behind her Eyes ... I have a mate who wants to know do upu have a version of that pic without the towel? "

Check out March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A delightful and very sexy mate has asked that I pass on the following:

"Please tell JennieTV that my diary is currently clear for Sparkle so I really hope she makes it north!"

Get that date in the diary Jennie!!

Best get my skates on.

So who will it be joining me I wonder?

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silkstress, another one for you. It gets right to the point.

Tell _ilkstress wow"

It's the Star Wars top isn't it? You should see my lightsaber. No, that's not a euphemism, I really do have one you filthy lot!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Behind her Eyes ... I have a mate who wants to know do upu have a version of that pic without the towel?

Check out March

I checked out Marc... I mean March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you lovely lot.

I am having to stand down as postie now xxxx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Silk, a rather charming missive has arrived for you...

Could you possibly tell the lovely _ilkstress that her body is tailored perfectly for me to unseam her restraint, stitch by delicate stitch, until every frayed thread pools at our feet.

Thank you postie. If this isn't a stitch up, then that's quite the intriguing offer.

Stitch up, I see what you did there.

It was a real message for you from a lovely friend of mine. Yo, mate of mine, be brave and message her yourself!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Silktress another one for you:

I could make the Drasnia run in under 12 parsecs if I knew she was waiting for me"

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Behind her Eyes ... I have a mate who wants to know do upu have a version of that pic without the towel?

Check out March

I checked out Marc... I mean March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm no messages sniffs armpits

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silkstress your a popular lady..here goes from a silver tongued beast...

He wants to know, if he can use he cross stitch your clit with his tongue

If you can hem me in, feel free to try.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Julie incoming sister....

From a drop dead gourgous man....want to know if you want to add his pork to your already side of beef....2 meat sandwich "

We'd have to be talking about pork from one charming motherfucking pig.

(sorry couldn't resist the film reference)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Julieandbeef one for you from my mate

I like what I see would they consider me"

Maybe

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Silkstress your a popular lady..here goes from a silver tongued beast...

He wants to know, if he can use he cross stitch your clit with his tongue

If you can hem me in, feel free to try. "

My mate says to hem you in he'll get a Running stitch, whilst using his tongue like a Chain stitch tracing your pussy from clit to arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another willing messenger here!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'd like to join in if I may......

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Julie incoming sister....

From a drop dead gourgous man....want to know if you want to add his pork to your already side of beef....2 meat sandwich

We'd have to be talking about pork from one charming motherfucking pig.

(sorry couldn't resist the film reference)

Zed's dead baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie and Beef, a message from my marvellous mate:

can you tell julie and beef slide in my dms lets chat

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh, Ele! Listen up, you *definitely* want this message from a gorgeous lady!

Elephantis - your profile intrigues me, your words beguile me, your pics...prompt salacious thoughts.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silkstress your a popular lady..here goes from a silver tongued beast...

He wants to know, if he can use he cross stitch your clit with his tongue

If you can hem me in, feel free to try.

My mate says to hem you in he'll get a Running stitch, whilst using his tongue like a Chain stitch tracing your pussy from clit to arsehole

You have interesting notions. Will this be a quick tacking job or will there be some serious staystitching I wonder?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Silkstress your a popular lady..here goes from a silver tongued beast...

He wants to know, if he can use he cross stitch your clit with his tongue

If you can hem me in, feel free to try.

My mate says to hem you in he'll get a Running stitch, whilst using his tongue like a Chain stitch tracing your pussy from clit to arsehole

You have interesting notions. Will this be a quick tacking job or will there be some serious staystitching I wonder? "

My mate says, that's the end of his stitch knowledge so feels like he's dropped a stitch on this one....but he has other notions to put to you

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Silktress another one for you:

I could make the Drasnia run in under 12 parsecs if I knew she was waiting for me""

You're making my universes collide in one sentence. I don't know if that's a good thing or not!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Out for tonight. Thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out for tonight. Thanks all

Me too.

Have fun you filthy animals!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"My mate says, that's the end of his stitch knowledge so feels like he's dropped a stitch on this one....but he has other notions to put to you

Thanks Caucasian Ghandi. You can tell your friend that he should expand on his notions within my inbox....but my filters will be going back up when I leave this thread so he'd best get typing.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Nighty night Julie 'n' Jennie.

It's such a coincidence how you two are leaving at the same time......

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Ooh, Ele! Listen up, you *definitely* want this message from a gorgeous lady!

Elephantis - your profile intrigues me, your words beguile me, your pics...prompt salacious thoughts."

I am flattered far beyond any possible worth I may possess. But in my favour, I'm also friendly, not intimidating, and not remotely entitled: so do please say hello in the assurance I won't assume it means anything other than a chat.

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By *dareyou73Man
over a year ago

MK & London

Can someone please explain to me what’s going on? (I’ve always been the brains of the family!!)

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By *bwlady123 OP Woman
over a year ago

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"_bwlady123, incoming! My mate says

Please tell _bwlady123 she looks stunning in yellow!

Thanks I love yellow but hard to find sexy lingerie in yellow

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

In but will likely be a bad postie today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are always fun. I'll play

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