FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you... the Tea Monkey made me do it edition

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Apparently we needed a new one because the morning one is old hat.

So... grab your mates. Tell them your secret crushes. And get them to spill the beans (anonymously of course)

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Love this, I’m in x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Go on then. In Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star! "

I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Oh we doing this one now

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do

I just snort laughed again. Cos I'm all the sexy

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening! In and also taken filters off so happy to post for a while.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Yea Monkey makes me do things too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh we doing this one now

Keep up Sprout

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Tea!

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too."

That's because he's a very cheeky monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But doing tea having coffee

So can’t play postie

Might burn me tea

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

No, see... that just means you didn't pick the 94 people who picked you. You're so mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for about 14-16mins.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for about 14-16mins."

Pizza cooking?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.

That's because he's a very cheeky monkey "

The cheeky monkey that needs to be spanked

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for about 14-16mins.

Pizza cooking?"

Ham pineapple

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star!

I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit."

From me?! Ew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for about 14-16mins.

Pizza cooking?"

Ewwww I don'tike pizza!

I just have stuff to do so I'm giving myself a time limit.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too."

Do I?!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"In for about 14-16mins.

Pizza cooking?

Ham pineapple

Don’t start that debate!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on....in

Tinder x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

Ditto!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It's amazing what Tea Monkey can make a woman do

I just snort laughed again. Cos I'm all the sexy

That's what I like about you Posh. You bring the sexy to the forum

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.

Do I?! "

It seems to be a running theme

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

Ditto!

Ditto ditto

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oh, by the way, I’m in and will be a happy mail operative

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fantastic, you’ve just earned a gold star!

I was hoping for a snog and a grope. Dammit.

From me?! Ew! "

Rude.

But also no.

From him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

Is this where we come to cry about this.

Sits down. *knucklebump.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can we assume that all of the messages are from my sexy mates. Because all my mates are sexy. Thank you.

Can you please let deeliciouschaos know that if she requires a seat to plant that bum on my face is available…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell _ea monkey that I’d love to go on a date with him!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Oh, by the way, I’m in and will be a happy mail operative"

Ditto

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.

Do I?! "

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A very pleasant gent has asked me to tell YourNextDistraction that her user lives up to its name and they’ve found themself very distracted by her profile.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Can we assume that all of the messages are from my sexy mates. Because all my mates are sexy. Thank you.

Can you please let deeliciouschaos know that if she requires a seat to plant that bum on my face is available… "

Where and how do I apply for the seat, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm out, thanks that was fun!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"No one fancies me! I found out from the Matchmaker thread

Is this where we come to cry about this.

Sits down. *knucklebump.

Any space for me?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Happy to be postie. Didn't put the filters back after this morning's thread and only had one FAF message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Woody from a very hot couple.

Please tell Woody B that I've got my Lurpack at the ready. He just needs to get comfortable and relax

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

We'll go in

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

My mate had a voice that makes his lovers weak at the knees and a cock that puts any remote control to shame.

He’s asked me to say hi to all you fellow fabbers

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell AMC that I don't know where his pants are, but I'm sure they'd look good on my bedroom floor

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

To NSP, I think at some point you will have to visit the North East again and even though I might say I show you the sight, the only site you will see is the inside of my bedroom.

Oh sorry, I'm suppose to give it to someone to post for me, oooppsss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody, I have another message for you from my gorgeous mate.

Please tell Woody B that I want to make him squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for Woody from a very hot couple.

Please tell Woody B that I've got my Lurpack at the ready. He just needs to get comfortable and relax

Haha. It’s not unsalted is it? That’s just pointless.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in,

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

May I be in, pleaseandthankyou? These threads are always lovely fun.

As ever, more than happy to slip your missives subtly right into your Beloved's box.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sweet mate says

Could you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that her new public video with her singing in the background is just heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.

You haven’t met me yet…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and sent a mesaage

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over a year ago

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Can you tell _ea monkey that I’d love to go on a date with him!"

A date? Sounds great!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Would you tell mrs gigglers, that she looks very hot and naughty with her pig tails hair. I love them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I should say I'm happy to be postie

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm in for a bit

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea done out

Have fun

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy mate and all round lovely person has passed this on to me;

Can you tell littlemistressk I think she is exquisite x

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Please tell AMC that I don't know where his pants are, but I'm sure they'd look good on my bedroom floor

Send the details to my inbox and we can check this theory.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A very sexy mate and all round lovely person has passed this on to me;

Can you tell littlemistressk I think she is exquisite x"

Goodness

thank you mystery admirer xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

An adorable lady has passed me this note;

Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm not in, dozing off to sleep again.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

An sexy lady has said

AMC I would love to lick those abs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"In. Tea Monkey didn't make me. I just want to.

You haven’t met me yet…

I really should read what I write properly!

but also

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Love doing these last one was so fun happy to post for anyone

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"Would you tell mrs gigglers, that she looks very hot and naughty with her pig tails hair. I love them xx"

Waheyyy thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"An adorable lady has passed me this note;

Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him"

This sounds marvellous! Yes, please. My Interpretation of Dreams is always heartfelt.

(My own last dream involved my son laughing at Armageddon. I wish I had delightful ones...)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My sweet mate says

Could you please tell Julie from JulieandBeef that her new public video with her singing in the background is just heaven

Aww thank you

God knows what the people on local updates make of it

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I have a message for _ea monkey from a little hottie..

I think you are such a hottie and I'd love to share a c... uppa with you!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I be in this one

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Elephantis a beautiful mate of mine wants you to know that you have beautiful eyes

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hunky and Popular forumite has sent me this missive…

Can you please let HoneyRyyder know her pictures are exquisite, it’s also been far too long since we caught up!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies

I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MsWyld

She is the most beautiful soul and I hope I get to meet her in person

From a very beautiful person and lovely lady of fab

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A very hunky and Popular forumite has sent me this missive…

Can you please let HoneyRyyder know her pictures are exquisite, it’s also been far too long since we caught up!"

Ooh intrigued…

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

In while I'm on my break

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Tasty tasty my friend wants you to know.

Tell tasty his pictures are a nice tease but think he should move his hand.

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Mrs giggler this ones for you from my lovely friend.

Tell Mrs giggler from me she is very welcome x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An adorable lady has passed me this note;

Darling. Please tell Elephantis that I had the most delightful dream about him this afternoon and I'd love to recreate it with him

This sounds marvellous! Yes, please. My Interpretation of Dreams is always heartfelt.

(My own last dream involved my son laughing at Armageddon. I wish I had delightful ones...)"

The laughter of a child is always delightful. Just not the kind of delightful I was thinking

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have a message for _ea monkey from a little hottie..

I think you are such a hottie and I'd love to share a c... uppa with you!

I’m often available for assorted hot beverages

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To NSP, I think at some point you will have to visit the North East again and even though I might say I show you the sight, the only site you will see is the inside of my bedroom.

Oh sorry, I'm suppose to give it to someone to post for me, oooppsss"

One day you'll get it

(And get the hang of the game)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody, I have another message for you from my gorgeous mate.

Please tell Woody B that I want to make him squirt.

Who lies in the wet patch?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Elephantis a beautiful mate of mine wants you to know that you have beautiful eyes

This is utterly unexpected, but thank you, beautiful person!

They really don't work as eyes, so I'm glad they have something going for them.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in! It's been a while since I've taken part in one.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"An sexy lady has said

AMC I would love to lick those abs "

You’re more than welcome to.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Or better not…happy to play postie though

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Tasty tasty my friend wants you to know.

Tell tasty his pictures are a nice tease but think he should move his hand."

Tell your friend that they are more than welcome to move it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For Cede from a handsome chap

A message for _ede,, hurry up and get your stuff done over the wall, my bed’s cold

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Can you please pass a message to AilsaGeorge saying that I think their photos are drop dead gorgeous but that they are also wonderful people whom I hope to meet in the future just to say thank you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh AMC - a gorgeous mate of mine wants you to know....

Every time I look at his pictures I have to pick my jaw up from the floor. Wow!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A certain someone wants to say

Can you let _ookie46 know that I’d love to take her for cocktails sometime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely out now

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot friend that wants to say something

Can you please pass on the message to The Gigglers that I would love to be smooshed in between both of their thighs...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"For Cede from a handsome chap

A message for _ede,, hurry up and get your stuff done over the wall, my bed’s cold"

Trying

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"A certain someone wants to say

Can you let _ookie46 know that I’d love to take her for cocktails sometime x "

I love a cocktail and good company …. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

You already know half of what I don’t.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

You already know half of what I don’t.

Yeah I'm loving that part not going to lie

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oohhh AMC - a gorgeous mate of mine wants you to know....

Every time I look at his pictures I have to pick my jaw up from the floor. Wow!"

Too kind! Wait till you see the private ones… or have you already?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Wondering what these 15 secret pictures could be...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very eager friend asked me to post this on their behalf,

Miss NSP

Show us you’re growler x

I think he means your dogs

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Could you please let HoneyRyyder know that one day we'd love to meet her and have a good old motorboat on her boobies

I’m in

It's no secret I'd love to do this too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Honeyryder... let us trail our tongues down that cherry and see where it leads

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A very eager friend asked me to post this on their behalf,

Miss NSP

Show us you’re growler x

I think he means your dogs"

Oh god no... I recently trimmed them and they're a mess

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Tea Monkey, my very sexy friend asked me to post this

I will buy the breakfast but only deliveroo as I'm not leaving the room

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell miss giggler I want my boobs against hers

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Would you please tell Theonenextdoor that I think she has the most wonderful smile

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"I have a very hot friend that wants to say something

Can you please pass on the message to The Gigglers that I would love to be smooshed in between both of their thighs...

Well, we do love a good smooshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, out, shake it all about.

Can't be postie unless you want it delivered at government pace.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"Can you tell miss giggler I want my boobs against hers

Boob on boob? It'd be rude not to x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Important message for NSP from an extremely hot friend of mine saying she has an amazing body and mind but it's really her smile that makes me weak!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

You already know half of what I don’t.

Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For Posh:

The photo of you holding that drill, had me thinking "do you want a job Working for me"? Im a joiner and you would definitely make my small company a much sexier and nicer place. Wow you look incredible. I will have your hard hat boots and high viz ready gorgeous lol xx

I ABSOLUTELY want this job.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

You already know half of what I don’t.

Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning

but also

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

Here's one from my gorgeous friend

can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ordsall86!! My gorgeous mate wants to say.... he has amazing eyes and his tongue looks inviting to

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Woody! A wonderful mate of mine has asked me to pass on..... that if he can remember what he asked me last night then the answer is maybe

someone really needs to let me know something I don’t.

*franticaly checks d*unken texts.

When you figure it out can you tell us because I'm a nosey fecker

You already know half of what I don’t.

Bloody hell Woody, I even told you to try asking again in the morning

but also

Come on Woody

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a lovely gent……

Can you tell _bwlady123. That she is amazing and a beautiful lady from myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one from my gorgeous friend

can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it

That would be fantastic. It's hard getting it over my head when I've got glasses on and a clip in my hair. Could you hold my dressing gown so I can slide my arms into it too please? Mr TT2s big fluffy one please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know.

Oh! It would really help the imaging bit if I knew who you were first

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm back in but can't play postie I'm working

Em x

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

"From a lovely gent……

Can you tell _bwlady123. That she is amazing and a beautiful lady from myself x"

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, MrsShiv. If you were just imagining asking me for a kiss and a bit of fooling around, I would absolutely say yes! Just to let you know.

Oh! It would really help the imaging bit if I knew who you were first

Imagining*

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Can you please pass a message to AilsaGeorge saying that I think their photos are drop dead gorgeous but that they are also wonderful people whom I hope to meet in the future just to say thank you "

Oh so kind

whoever this person is, they are more than welcome to get in touch Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ordsall86!! My gorgeous mate wants to say.... he has amazing eyes and his tongue looks inviting to"

Thank you so much xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Here's one from my gorgeous friend

can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it

But of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Seducing em my lovely mate wants me to say

Tell seducing em,

Her body is driving me wild

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Important message for NSP from an extremely hot friend of mine saying she has an amazing body and mind but it's really her smile that makes me weak! "

Is your friend overdue at specsavers?

Oops. I'm meant to be gracious,not self deprecating. Sorry

Thank you mystery messager. It feels nice too. Soft. (A bit like my body and mind)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MsWyld

She is the most beautiful soul and I hope I get to meet her in person

From a very beautiful person and lovely lady of fab

Aww how lovely are you! Thank you. Whoever you are let's plan drinks

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

I’ll have a go, count me in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot

This sounds quite hazardous, please be careful!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Honeyryder... let us trail our tongues down that cherry and see where it leads

I’m in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A gent has just asked me to pass on a message posthaste to HoneyRyyder saying ‘Marks out of ten i would love to give her one’

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Tea Monkey, my very sexy friend asked me to post this

I will buy the breakfast but only deliveroo as I'm not leaving the room"

Deal. I need to know where I’m getting it delivered though..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Would you tell AMC...I'm about to combust from looking at his pics... hot hot hot

This sounds quite hazardous, please be careful!

Lol

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in happy to be postie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Would you tell Elephantis that he makes me tingle in all the right places

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Seducing em my handsome friend thinks

your those legs would make a wonderful scarf, I could eat out for breakfast lunch and dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"….

but also

Come on Woody

Sounds hot, I’m in.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"A very pleasant gent has asked me to tell YourNextDistraction that her user lives up to its name and they’ve found themself very distracted by her profile. "

Oh thats lovely, thankyou

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Would you tell Elephantis that he makes me tingle in all the right places

Head,shoulders,knees AND toes?

My my. I shall look forward to working on all the wrong ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good fun op.

I’m out.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell bbw123

Loving your pics and seeing as you’re local let’s have a chat.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm out. Not that it would change anything lol.

Have fun x

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

"Could you tell bbw123

Loving your pics and seeing as you’re local let’s have a chat.

You’ll have to message me as I don’t know who you are lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell bbw123

Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

"Could you tell bbw123

Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package."

I’ll have to investigate into this package

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Could you tell bbw123

Sorry I used you as my postie, your are the lady to handle my package.

I’ll have to investigate into this package "

He says...

Tell her the package should be handled with care as its likely to explode at any point,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one from my gorgeous friend

can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it

But of course

Oh Cede,

No need to help getting me dressed actually. We'll just take the apron off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Daizy, being blunt, you’re hot and I’d love to get you close to me

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In but will partake in the next thread and act as postie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In but will partake in the next thread and act as postie

Next one?

That sounds like effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ttfn

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Here's one from my gorgeous friend

can you tell Tempting2some that F's apron really is far to big and I'd happily help her remove it

But of course

Oh Cede,

No need to help getting me dressed actually. We'll just take the apron off

I'm so glad - I'll keep you warm if you get cold anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're out now. If you fancy us though just send us a message. Mr is up soon for work so he'd appreciate as many boobs as possible in his box.. Oh and me too

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Yea Monkey makes me do things too.

That's because he's a very cheeky monkey "

My Pg tips monkey, just sits there, never even catches me a fish. He must be busy getting everyone else to do things.

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