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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What delicious (and revolting) names do you know for genitals? Male or female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beef curtains always makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar puff

Kevin the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth seal.. it's what makes me beautiful.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Squishy, as K would call it sometimes

LvM

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

I don't have a name for my growler but after a convo this weekend my tits are now known as Pink Lilo and Big Inflatable Watermelon

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I don't have a name for my growler but after a convo this weekend my tits are now known as Pink Lilo and Big Inflatable Watermelon

Wouldn't mind a go on your lilo

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smooth seal.. it's what makes me beautiful."

That's so hummable isn't it?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Ax wound...

Beaver cleaver

Rumple foreskin

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A punched lasagne. Which can, occasionally, cause me to eyeroll. It's normally thrown in with some generic bodyshaming crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

Fish taco

Handwarmer

I worked with lorry drivers for a few years, I could go on…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A punched lasagne. Which can, occasionally, cause me to eyeroll. It's normally thrown in with some generic bodyshaming crap."

Ugh ugh ugh that made me shudder

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Smashed melon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bearded clam

Fish taco

Handwarmer

I worked with lorry drivers for a few years, I could go on…

Oh do. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Penis flytrap

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Piss flaps

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Worst one for me is burst kebab

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

"I don't have a name for my growler but after a convo this weekend my tits are now known as Pink Lilo and Big Inflatable Watermelon

Wouldn't mind a go on your lilo

LvM"

You can climb aboard anytime

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A guy I worked with referred to women as 'split arses'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Last chook in the butcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one for me is burst kebab"

Do you require some special sauce with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy I worked with referred to women as 'split arses'

Roy chubby brown

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Axe wound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exceeding my expectations here, people. Not sure if that's good or bad!

I'm fond of clunge. The word, I mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been asked to put "Pickle" forward.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vagina dentata

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A guy I worked with referred to women as 'split arses'

Roy chubby brown

I wasn't aware that's where he got it from. Chubby Brown ain't for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Vagina dentata"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Vagina dentata

Latin. Cultured growler

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Clowns pocket

Wizards sleeve

Ham wallet

The mr

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Vagitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Axe wound "

The first time I heard that one in my twenties I nearly died laughing yet was disgusted at the same time.

Still makes me giggle now. But it's awful.

I refuse to grow up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Axe wound

The first time I heard that one in my twenties I nearly died laughing yet was disgusted at the same time.

Still makes me giggle now. But it's awful.

I refuse to grow up. "

Fish taco makes me feel like that. It's ridiculous. Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone special calls my dick "him"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone special calls my dick "him""

I used to call someone special's dick God.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Widgie

Pecker

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Stench trench

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Spam purse.

Homer (Simpson).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the word wiggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy I worked with referred to women as 'split arses'

Roy chubby brown

I wasn't aware that's where he got it from. Chubby Brown ain't for me

Also used heavily in the military along with lumpy jumpers and sperm bowsers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone heard of Percy - point the Percy at the porcelain?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A guy I worked with referred to women as 'split arses'

Roy chubby brown

I wasn't aware that's where he got it from. Chubby Brown ain't for me

Also used heavily in the military along with lumpy jumpers and sperm bowsers

This, I did not know

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Anyone heard of Percy - point the Percy at the porcelain?

Shaking hands with the unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe wound.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Axe wound.

Shall I apply ointment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Axe wound.

Ooooo a dripping axe wound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Axe wound.

Ooooo a dripping axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted wellie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Busted wellie"

Um. Man or woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, cock being the smelly boy lol

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