FabSwingers.com forum: My moms awesome

By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

So my moms so cool...

I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...

Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.

Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.

Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.

Mom..What's the word of the day son.

Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.

Mom. Condoms

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

She's a good mum

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

An awesome lady indeed

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

She sounds like my mum

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"She sounds like my mum

Brother I knew you'd find me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"She sounds like my mum

Brother I knew you'd find me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When she said don't speed, was she talking about making sure the other person cums before you?

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"So my moms so cool...

I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...

Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.

Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.

Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.

Mom..What's the word of the day son.

Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.

Mom. Condoms "

You told her that you will speed….

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’d like to meet your mum

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile says that you’ve moved back into your folks house and that’s why you can’t accommodate but your OP says that you popped round your mom’s for tea….people don’t normally say they ‘popped round’ to where they live….if I’d popped home for tea then I’d say I popped home, would you normally say that?"

Busted!!

Popcorn at the ready!!

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Busted!!

Popcorn at the ready!!"

I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

That's the kind of relationship I hope to have with all my children one day. Working on it but the teenage years are difficult to get them to be so open and honest. I'll get there.

Your Mum sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a really cool dad! We’ve always been really open about sex and always joke with each other. He knows the lifestyle we lead and we often crack jokes about it.

He’s a massive nerd too so he’s like a good friend too. I tend to choose going to the pub for a laugh with my dad over my mates

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

This is how I am with my son - no way am I being a granny yet

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Sounds like the relationship I have with my son.

He asked me if I had been out sucking and fucking.

Yes son. You are not wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum and I are extremely close, she is my role model and the woman I aspire to be.

I don't discuss the site as in what it is or that I visit clubs but she knows I casually see people haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap it in latex or she will have your pay cheques

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When eldest (over 18) told me their first partner was staying over at mine we were washing up. So once they had gone upstairs I got condoms from my bedside drawer .. walked into their room put the box on the bed and said "be safe and remember you've got a squeaky bed"

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

Funny you should say that my parents we're some of the first members of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

It would be funny if any of this were true.

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

It would be funny if any of this were true."

Yawn lighten up, it's bank holiday have a day off

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By *incloudukMan
over a year ago

Medway

"So my moms so cool...

I popped round for tea before I went to a meet. I'm open n honest with her. Asked me what I was doing that night. The conversation quickly followed that this...

Me. I'm going on a fab meet mom.

Mom. Well have a good time son, and don't speed.

Me. Thanks mum I will and I will.

Mom..What's the word of the day son.

Me. I really don't know what the word of the day is.

Mom. Condoms "

Me and my mum arnt shy about talking about things

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Your mum is a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mom is cool and funny

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"When eldest (over 18) told me their first partner was staying over at mine we were washing up. So once they had gone upstairs I got condoms from my bedside drawer .. walked into their room put the box on the bed and said "be safe and remember you've got a squeaky bed"

This made me laugh!!!

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By *ucyLasticsWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mom? Ass? Are we in america?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

Funny you should say that my parents were some of the first members of fab."

(In the voice of James Earl Jones) “No, Douche, I am your father”

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By *ucyLasticsWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mom? Ass? Are we in america?

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Mom? Ass? Are we in america?"

Not America but we are in Deja vu

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would be funny if his Mum was on here too and she turned out to be his meet

Funny you should say that my parents were some of the first members of fab.

(In the voice of James Earl Jones) “No, Douche, I am your father”"

Daddy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My children could come to me to talk about their personal lives .

Some parents have a close relationship with their children or grandchildren.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My son has always come to me about everything.

I remember discussing the best positions to have sex when his girlfriend was pregnant

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

If anyone else wants to jump into my inbox telling me.

If my mum was a good mother, she should have walked me off pre meet, so I could last longer.

Save it, im an open minded lad, n up for a laugh. But don't take the piss

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"If anyone else wants to jump into my inbox telling me.

If my mum was a good mother, she should have walked me off pre meet, so I could last longer.

Save it, im an open minded lad, n up for a laugh. But don't take the piss "

Wanked*

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Busted!!

Popcorn at the ready!!

I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......"

I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busted!!

Popcorn at the ready!!

I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......

I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct. "

I’m not sure if you realise this or not but a) other people’s profiles are none of your business and b) the op was a joke so maybe chill out

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Busted!!

Popcorn at the ready!!

I'm not sure if you realise this or not, but I can move back out again......

I’m not sure if you realise this or not, but you can edit your profile so that it’s up-to-date and factually correct. "

After six years of being on fab, I did not know that you could update my profile. You sir have just made today a education day for me. What would I do without you in my life, I do believe my life would just crumble, without the linchpin in it. I.E you

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