FabSwingers.com forum: What is the greatest lie ever told

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put a man on the moon.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

He won't cum in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, your arse doesn't look big in that".

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Any variant of "I'm a nice guy" has to be one of the most common.

Greatest in terms of impact, probably some religion.

Biggest lie in my personal experience? You get back what you put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no particular order:

Father Christmas

Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Fab Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise to deliver my election manifesto.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Religion

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Religion"
This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Your cheques in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order:

Father Christmas

Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Fab Straight"

These things aren't real or are you lying - break it to me gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics

Religion

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Can’t accommodate can’t travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In no particular order:

Father Christmas

Tooth fairy

Easter bunny

Fab Straight

These things aren't real or are you lying - break it to me gently

I saw it mentioned on a different thread earlier. I'm still sobbing x

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

HE died for your sins.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I'm fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the tip.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Differing on the meaning of greatest,

Carrots make your eyesight better.

WW2 propaganda about how British pilots had been put on a high Carrot diet, improving their vision, enabling them to find German planes easier even at night.

Smokescreen to hide the real reason our detection rate soared, the invention of radar.

The lie was so good people still believe it till today.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I'm fine"

Im surprised this isnt more common answer!

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By *lack4WhiteFemMan
over a year ago

Closer 2 U

Straight Bi Men

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

£350million a week for the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no I don't care about looks, it's all about the "connection".

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By *urhamlad2022Man
over a year ago

here&there

That there is a cost of living crisis. A lot of it is greed.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

School is a good place for kids to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes we're definitely a couple its just the missus can't make that particular Fab meet."

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

That we are free

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By *agpuss_1Man
over a year ago

on the move

I’ve got a headache

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

"£350million a week for the NHS "

Edgy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I’m not a single guy posing as a couple and she’s totally fine with me being online without her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£350million a week for the NHS "

Damn, I was going to say this!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If 1 religion is the honest truth, the rest are lies. And that's if there's even 1 of them that was the truth. Otherwise, millions have believed in lies

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By *ustin83Man
over a year ago

Watford

That i've read the terms and conditions hahaha

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Piltdown man.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

And jesus was resurrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We put a man on the moon. "

100% x

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

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100%

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"School is a good place for kids to be."
As an ex teacher I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion"

Winner

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

1st class post is faster than 2nd class

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield

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human beings never lie..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To die for your country.

The army.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People's ages on Fab....

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Catholics can't have sex outside of marriage

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Maltesers dont melt in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlsberg …..

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"School is a good place for kids to be.As an ex teacher I agree."

As an ex teacher I now agree even more.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Trickle Down Economics

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

The Virgin Mary! Cough cough!

Immaculate conception!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Society.

Capitalism

Religion

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity."

This.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"School is a good place for kids to be.As an ex teacher I agree.

As an ex teacher I now agree even more."
Your good, I'm impressed.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The Potato Famine

Engagement rings v salary

Lobster is the food of the rich

Building 7 fell on its own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit, religion and that everyone is special

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The Potato Famine

Engagement rings v salary

Lobster is the food of the rich

Building 7 fell on its own.

In what way was the potato famine a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

This.

More people have been killed for religion than any other reason

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

You can stay at mine, on the couch if you like.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"The Potato Famine

Engagement rings v salary

Lobster is the food of the rich

Building 7 fell on its own.

In what way was the potato famine a lie?"
in that it was the sole reason over 1 million died another 1million+ left to survived,

Or do you believe the shite you have been fed about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise I’ll pull out

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Till death do us part!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The Potato Famine

Engagement rings v salary

Lobster is the food of the rich

Building 7 fell on its own.

In what way was the potato famine a lie? in that it was the sole reason over 1 million died another 1million+ left to survived,

Or do you believe the shite you have been fed about it? "

To be fair, it should never have happened.

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity."

It is quite possible that without religion there would be no humanity. Humans are the only species that cooperate with each other in huge numbers for the communal good that aren't genetic clones like bees or ants. We achieve this by sharing common beliefs - money is a great example. If I give you a piece of plastic paper with a certain design on it you share my belief that it has a certain value and our shared belief allows us to thrive in ways a species without this shared external idea could never hope to achieve. It has been argued that the first of these shared beliefs that bound ever larger groups together was religion so without this novel idea humans would have remained in small tribes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

We are almost genetically identical though. We can just spot the differences within our own species better than we can with animals

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Life has meaning

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By *gcplMan
over a year ago

Dumfries

Reality.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Life has meaning "

Winner!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

People who says they don't wank

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Differing on the meaning of greatest,

Carrots make your eyesight better.

WW2 propaganda about how British pilots had been put on a high Carrot diet, improving their vision, enabling them to find German planes easier even at night.

Smokescreen to hide the real reason our detection rate soared, the invention of radar.

The lie was so good people still believe it till today."

Carrots are clearly good for your eyesight - how many rabbits do you see wearing glasses?

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

We are almost genetically identical though. We can just spot the differences within our own species better than we can with animals "

We aren't genetically identical at all, similar yes, that's what makes us a species. The only other species that has groups of a thousand or more individuals all working together those individuals are genetic clones. A worker bee from one hive won't go and work in another.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘ I did not have sexual relations with this woman’

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"‘ I did not have sexual relations with this woman’"

Oh yes you did, we have the results of the DNA Test! The man from Del Monte, he said you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘ I did not have sexual relations with this woman’"

What he meant was he was not a sexual relation with that woman.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You can go again

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The biggest lie I've ever heard..is the one I told myself for many years and believed..

That I coundnt get clean. And turn my life around...

It proved to be bollocks

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Santa claus! It's ashame i'd love his full sack. Hahaha

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"‘ I did not have sexual relations with this woman’

Oh yes you did, we have the results of the DNA Test! The man from Del Monte, he said you did! "

There was a mix up at the lab

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The subterfuge used to persuade the German army that the D-Day landings would be in Brittany and not Normandy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on the pill! (Ex Mrs not J)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we’re free ….

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"The biggest lie I've ever heard..is the one I told myself for many years and believed..

That I coundnt get clean. And turn my life around...

It proved to be bollocks "

Bravo buddy!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That supporting the wealthy helps the common man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman saying "I'm fine"

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

The pain of losing a child will pass as the years go on. Nope the feelings never pass

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single" guy looking for.....

Cough cough bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest lie I've ever heard..is the one I told myself for many years and believed..

That I coundnt get clean. And turn my life around...

It proved to be bollocks "

This wins the conversation! Well done pal

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We live in a free world.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest lie I've ever heard..is the one I told myself for many years and believed..

That I coundnt get clean. And turn my life around...

It proved to be bollocks "

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"No no I don't care about looks, it's all about the "connection". "

The white knight motto

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

He didn't know what Epstein was up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit (multiple heinous lies told)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"The pain of losing a child will pass as the years go on. Nope the feelings never pass"

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Freedom of speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pain of losing a child will pass as the years go on. Nope the feelings never pass"

Just before Mum passed away last year, she told us there was a yellow blanket in the bottom drawer in the bedroom and she wanted that to go with her in the coffin on her chest, next to her heart

The blanket was the one they had brought their first baby home in in 1958

She only lived until she was 6 weeks old

Mum had kept that blanket for 62 years and neither I nor my sister knew about its existence

So, I guess that kinda proves your point

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

"We put a man on the moon. "
. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bible

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“We are in this together”

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don't know her, never met her before the photo must've been edited

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"You get out what you put in."

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Camillas a woman

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Milk and cereal is a perfectly healthy breakfast

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Milk and cereal is a perfectly healthy breakfast "

Nothing wrong with it

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Off to do research on this one be back soon

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"He didn't know what Epstein was up to

"
who?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"He didn't know what Epstein was up to

who?

Andrew, only name I can think of but I'm sure are some more so starting with the first letter of the alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Jesus...the son of a fictional character!!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi I'm Jesus...the son of a fictional character!!"

They’re the same person I believe. (Still fictional imo)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That squirting isn’t piss

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"That squirting isn’t piss

Ha ha that’s proper made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is fun

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Just want to watch Netflix and chill

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By *ust_for_fun88Couple
over a year ago

somewhere

Lets talk tomorrow

Oh yeah i forgot, tomorrow

Promise, tomorrow

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It won't hurt

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I know what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is round

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't pull faces because if the wind changes you will stay like that.

I always stand outside when a gale is blowing to try get rid of my wrinkles.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

That marmite was “nice” and you really try some…… needless to say that person is no longer on my Xmas card list!!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Big foot and the abominable snowman

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"If 1 religion is the honest truth, the rest are lies. And that's if there's even 1 of them that was the truth. Otherwise, millions have believed in lies"

That depends if you believe in absolute truth. Something is either true , for me, you , everyone - or untrue, for me , you , everyone etc.

But also they are not mutually exclusive - if you take Judaism, and Islam as examples , they accept the bulk of the bible as fact, and just lake up a few new bits at the end.

Buddhism - agreed totally made up that some little bald kid keeps coming back through time etc but it’s a nice story

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

You'll go blind

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

That I grew up!

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By *ummorefunMan
over a year ago

kent/sussex border

I used to work with a bloke that would bullshit about anything and everything be it a little white lie or a massive unbelievable one. The joke around the office was that he won the worlds biggest liar competition. In the final , when the runner up said he’d swam up niagra falls he replied saying I know , I saw you do it.!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Non-iron shirts.

Lying gits.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Size doesn’t matter…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Guys think about sex more than women

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd like to see you again.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non-iron shirts.

Lying gits."

Haha.

Self cleaning oven.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

One Size fits all

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Non-iron shirts.

Lying gits.

Haha.

Self cleaning oven. "

Also a big fat lie!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Guys think about sex more than women

Definitely a lie

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Serves 6”

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"“Serves 6”"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

You look great in Lycra Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just going to have a couple of drinks if I go out.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Join fab you'll be knee deep in clunge by the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Serves 6”"

And "sharing pack"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Flushable”

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Guys think about sex more than women

Definitely a lie

I think it's even with women just taking a little edge with the lead

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

How cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wars fought over fairy tales in the name of Religion.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

Malteasers sharing pack.

It's a lie. Nobody shares these.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

Malteasers sharing pack.

It's a lie. Nobody shares these."

Same with M&S marzipan balls. All mine

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Size doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in care, we were due to get a new tenant. One of my colleagues asked what the new guy was like and if he would be bad?

Clearly they hadn't read his support plan, so I told them he was an absolute psycho, that he escaped his previous residency, ran into a farmers field, killed a cow, gutted it and ran round the field with the cows hide shouting mooooooo!!!

And this is why I shouldn't work in this sector anymore

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

Malteasers sharing pack.

It's a lie. Nobody shares these.

Same with M&S marzipan balls. All mine

Ever tried Rum-Kokos? Thank me later

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Marriage vows

In the name of God, I, _____, take you, _____, to be my wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death. This is my solemn vow." With my fingers crossed behind my back

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

Malteasers sharing pack.

It's a lie. Nobody shares these.

Same with M&S marzipan balls. All mine

Ever tried Rum-Kokos? Thank me later

They look moorish. How would you like to be thanked?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"“Serves 6”

And "sharing pack"

Malteasers sharing pack.

It's a lie. Nobody shares these.

Same with M&S marzipan balls. All mine

Ever tried Rum-Kokos? Thank me later

They look moorish. How would you like to be thanked?

There’s a couple of ways I can think of

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

It's not you...it's me...

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Diamonds are rare

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By *eedshandymanMan
over a year ago

leeds

We had sex but i make lurve to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I caught it from a toilet seat”

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"I work in care, we were due to get a new tenant. One of my colleagues asked what the new guy was like and if he would be bad?

And this is why I shouldn't work in this sector anymore "

Made me chuckle

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Yeah I'll meet you, ill be there...

I'm real life single not just fab single..

I'm straight, but really I'm fan straight...

I only do safe never bare back..

Thought I'd keep it contextual lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This won't hurt a bit

As the doctor stabs you with that giant needle ...

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By *eckingHornedMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brexit. "

That's the greatest lie ever told ?

In the whole world ?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Time heals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity."

So very true, how a much better place this world would be without it.

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By *andC1000Couple
over a year ago

Ashford

"Yeah I'll meet you, ill be there...

I'm real life single not just fab single..

I'm straight, but really I'm fan straight...

I only do safe never bare back..

Thought I'd keep it contextual lol "

All of the above

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

It was accidental. I did not mean to push my cock in your arse.

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By *urious Wakefield CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"No I’m not a single guy posing as a couple and she’s totally fine with me being online without her. "

This so many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The earth is round"

Dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m single! Lol

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I won’t cum in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nice to see you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.”

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"I'm fine"

OOH!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Women can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread will never end....

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your government cares about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also 'we will catch up soon*'

* probably never if we don't accidentally bump into each other again

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"Religion This is the biggest and longest lie told which has had the worst impact on humanity.

So very true, how a much better place this world would be without it."

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Diamonds are rare "

Good one. not usually known by most folk

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By *eckingHornedMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Brexit.

That's the greatest lie ever told ?

In the whole world ?"

Hit a nerve I see on calling this lie out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any words that come out of Boris Johnson,mouth

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