FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have a motto?

By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is "never look back" x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I say onwards & upwards on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it seems to be mine

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A traditional saying around my neck of the woods: ‘A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.’

I have no idea how I’d throw it into a conversation but I like it nonetheless

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes...... If you don't ask you don't get and what they don't know doesn't hurt them oh and generosity comes from the heart

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I never did mind the little things

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always outnumbered, but never outgunned"

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

It is what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I walk into work I say "ergh, can't be arsed" if that counts as a motto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in hope...but not too much

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nil desperandum nor illegitimate carborundum ditus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you always do what you always did you'll always get what you always got

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’ve copied the motto of the London Stock Exchange;

Dictum Meum Pactum = My word is my bond.

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Yes...... If you don't ask you don't get and what they don't know doesn't hurt them oh and generosity comes from the heart

You actually have occasion to say Generosity comes from the heart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s for you won’t go by you.

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"It is what it is!"

……. as long as it is

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"It is what it is!"

This one

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

Love it! Totally checked your pics to see if there was evidence

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The longest journey starts with a single step

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

Love it! Totally checked your pics to see if there was evidence

Happy to send in private if want to see.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

The means have to be consistent with the ends you hope to achieve.

If I didn't define me for myself, I would be crushed by other people's fantasies of me.

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“You need to be careful what you wish for”

Amazing how this keeps playing out.

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"A traditional saying around my neck of the woods: ‘A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.’

I have no idea how I’d throw it into a conversation but I like it nonetheless

It's used to mean “Understood!” But of course it doesn’t mean that at all.

Or as Eric Idle said “ a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat”.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Strength for change

Serenity for acceptance

Wisdom to differentiate

Frank

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yes...... If you don't ask you don't get and what they don't know doesn't hurt them oh and generosity comes from the heart

You actually have occasion to say Generosity comes from the heart? "
you never say it

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"The means have to be consistent with the ends you hope to achieve.

If I didn't define me for myself, I would be crushed by other people's fantasies of me.

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling."

Do you really say those?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Do unto others,

as they do unto you.

Then fuck off before the police get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

“Fuck this I’m going home” is quite often muttered at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very inspirational, nor something I'd recommend, but I pretty much live by 'fuck it!' and just see what happens! I seem to be a very lucky person and most things just work themselves out

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

Simple.

Don't ask. Don't get.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Another few I live by and also have tattooed:

Each day’s a gift!

DILLIGAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always smile, and always be polite.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Always smile, and always be polite. "

I’d fail that in the first minute.

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always smile, and always be polite.

I’d fail that in the first minute.

Why?

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

"Another few I live by and also have tattooed:

Each day’s a gift!

DILLIGAF"

DILLIGAF. And anyone that knows that sings it! I just did.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Always smile, and always be polite.

I’d fail that in the first minute.

Why?"

Who can live with a permanent grin (joker doesn’t count) and who can honestly be polite at all times? I’d defo fail damn quickly.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Another few I live by and also have tattooed:

Each day’s a gift!

DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF. And anyone that knows that sings it! I just did. "

My work here is done.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Don't do today what you can get someone else to do tomorrow.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Another few I live by and also have tattooed:

Each day’s a gift!

DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF. And anyone that knows that sings it! I just did.

My work here is done.

Ha just had to Google that, love it!! My inbox is open for the pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Embrace the Suck".

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

The standards you walk by are the standards you accept

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

This above all - to thine own self be true.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Fuck it.

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Caveat emptor

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"The means have to be consistent with the ends you hope to achieve.

If I didn't define me for myself, I would be crushed by other people's fantasies of me.

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

Do you really say those? "

Yes

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Last thing to discover water would be fish.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now. "

Any Holes a Goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could possibly go wrong?

We’re both into high Adrenalin extreme sports

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Try everything once and if you like it do it again

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

One I use a lot for others is ‘just yet on with it’ but my personal one I tell myself is ‘have an adventure’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Live your life by a compass, not a clock.”

He says as he’s getting up to go for a run before work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Woody, you’re a dick. (Real name changed to protect the identity of the guilty)

Keeps me grounded and realistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same shit different day

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Fuck it!

Applicable in so many ways.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

You die if you worry and you die if you don’t

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fuck it and if it moves fuck it again! Lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Take nothing seriously.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

That's mine too

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!"

....and that was your winning slogan..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

“ Live in the moment have plans for tomorrow”

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I don't live by mottos 0 idioms as life is in constant change but I suppose more of a belief I try and live by is, the past is gone, the furture will take care of itself so long as your living and present in the now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me now.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I can be heard saying "It's six and two threes" when people ask which way is better

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Onwards and upwards comes out of my mouth daily

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

One I try to keep in my mind is borrowed from RuPaul, 'unless theyre paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind' x

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I say onwards & upwards on a daily basis"

Me too.

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Everything happens for a reason

If you are going to start pointing fingers, make sure your fingernails are clean

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Another few I live by and also have tattooed:

Each day’s a gift!

DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF. And anyone that knows that sings it! I just did. "

Absolutely... Great song!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I can be heard saying "It's six and two threes" when people ask which way is better "

My gran used to say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Success comes in cans.

Failure comes in cannot’s.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Carpe Phallus

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"One I try to keep in my mind is borrowed from RuPaul, 'unless theyre paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind' x

The one I like from RuPaul better is...

We are all born naked. The rest is all drag.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

If you see it buy it

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

Wheatons law!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Jack said his above. Mine is 'Just because...'

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preparation prevents piss poor performance

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley

Life’s always about the journey never the destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is the first line of my profile, it's a quote from a book.

"You should laugh every moment you live, for you will find it decidedly difficult afterwards."

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

A smile costs nothing and can give everything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now. "

I prefer , thank fuck that's over.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the things out of your control.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I’m always “In for a penny, as I’m in for a pound.”

Might as well go for it, it’s got me into some incredible adventures but also equally some very weird ones too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.

Has got me through so many things

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Never let the bastards grind you down.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

'Fuck it!'

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t be a c*nt.

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By *ozzy300Man
over a year ago

Hull

"“Don’t be a dick!”

Have it tattooed.

On your dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cash for ass

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My morning ritualistic mantra as I wake 'fucks sake, come on body, you can do this' usually accompanied by a groan which gives me the will to actually get out of bed.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that's stuck in my head the surgeon said just before he performed my circumcision. "Measure twice, cut once".

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By * and P southeastCouple
over a year ago

essex

More the better lol

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Do what you hate to do.. but do it like you love it

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Bewdley

"Keep it simple, and do it well!"

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Oh wait I actually do, work to live don’t live to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be “It is what it is” that others have posted.

Definitely more “hell, yeah!” now. Wanting to enjoy more, worry less or later

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Probably just that it is what it is.

No point railing or fighting against or for things that aren't. No point fantasising about impossibilities. Just here to enjoy what actually is.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Used to be “It is what it is” that others have posted.

Definitely more “hell, yeah!” now. Wanting to enjoy more, worry less or later"

It is what it is is in a way a give up line .. you make what it is and what you want it to be.. if you have no control or power you just say oh well is what it is

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

March forward with head held high and never look back.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"It is what it is is in a way a give up line .. you make what it is and what you want it to be.. if you have no control or power you just say oh well is what it is "

I'm inclined to disagree. Accepting what is doesn't mean not having any influence on what is to me. Just that once things are decided that's it, there's no point dwelling on what is not to be.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"It is what it is is in a way a give up line .. you make what it is and what you want it to be.. if you have no control or power you just say oh well is what it is

I'm inclined to disagree. Accepting what is doesn't mean not having any influence on what is to me. Just that once things are decided that's it, there's no point dwelling on what is not to be."

I'm inclined to agree.. I was aiming more towards failure of self goals but yeah I hear you

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now.

I prefer , thank fuck that's over. "

I use mine to mean “I can’t do anything about it now”, which is so often the case.

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

There are some lofty ideals here.

Too many have been on training days, methinks.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Be more dog!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Be more dog! "

Be more horse

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Charge it to the game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Finish the Race inspired by a video of John Stephen Akwari who ran the marathon at the Mexico Olympics in 1968. It's on YouTube.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Always a double decker bus with your name on it

Basically live for today,you never know when your time is up

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Not my circus, not my monkeys

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By *talianabsMan
over a year ago

London

If the glove don't fit, try more foreplay!

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"Get your retaliation in first"....... Rugby days

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

Still above ground when asked how are you.

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By *andMXXXXCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Ours is “Relationship comes first”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still above ground when asked how are you."

Friend mine says similar when asked how he was..."well I woke up this morning, I see that as a plus ".

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Don't get mad.... get even.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum, no harm done

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

'Inward and outward'

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"'Inward and outward'"

Repeated frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F*ck it, get the drinks in

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Barrhead

i have a couple.

But the one that repeatedly proves most true is

Never trust a Tory (MP, not voter)

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Never trust the third fart

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Fingers crossed, legs open

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan
over a year ago

somewhere close

We can only control 2 things in our lives, our thoughts and our actions

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By *edheartWoman
over a year ago

Sandbach, Cheshire

Actions speak louder than words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Ragrets.. Not even a single letter

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By *ones_BoothCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now. "

get it while its moist

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

On a serious note: Don't trust anyone who doesn't swear. Looks like I have a serious trust issues

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Mine is "never look back" x"

Unless your behind me

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By *lorious xWoman
over a year ago

the back of beyond

I have a friend who tells me he woke up on the right side of the grass today, and another who says the damage report isn’t in yet. Both make me happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is "never look back" x"

What about cockpit drill

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By *obinBuckleyMan
over a year ago

Buckley

I don't have a moto but I do have a matter baby

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I like the 'Dum spiro spero' one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a moto but I do have a matter baby "

Have to ask. (Smiling)

So,.. what’s “a matter baby”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your cheese on your cracker!

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Something to call on to give you inspiration or solace?

The phrase that seems appropriate so often for me is

Oh well, it’s done now.

If it don't fit , get a bigger hammer.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Be strong, o man! Lust, enjoy all things of sense and rapture: fear not that any God shall deny thee for this."

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By *aggoner OP Man
over a year ago

for a penny

"No Ragrets.. Not even a single letter"

Is that Rugrats?

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Fuck em!

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By *iger Tongue 84Man
over a year ago

that place

Be good or be good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a couple.

But the one that repeatedly proves most true is

Never trust a Tory (MP, not voter)

Without the voters you wouldn't have the MPs, so don't trust either.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

'whatever works'

'if the world was a different shape we'd all fall off'

'if wishes were fishes'

'this is the way' (quite recent addition

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Dont be a c*nt.

4 simple words, may start a religion based on it

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If I can laugh, I can live.

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By *tsl32Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Those who know cannot explain, those who don't cannot understand.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"i have a couple.

But the one that repeatedly proves most true is

Never trust a Tory (MP, not voter)

Without the voters you wouldn't have the MPs, so don't trust either. "

I couldn't work out the logic of that one, either.

Unless it means you can trust tory voters to drop us in the shite at election time!

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Barrhead

"i have a couple.

But the one that repeatedly proves most true is

Never trust a Tory (MP, not voter)

Without the voters you wouldn't have the MPs, so don't trust either.

I couldn't work out the logic of that one, either.

Unless it means you can trust tory voters to drop us in the shite at election time!"

You can definitely trust them to do that, as long as thry are making £

What i mean is, Tory mps always lie, its not always the fault of the voter that they get conned, Big red bis for example.

it could be the fault of other parties, not having better representatives though.

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