FabSwingers.com: M (43) & M (45) , Couple in Coventry, West Midlands, UK

Mrs does the majority of the messaging - partly because it works better that way but mainly because she’s a control freak. We’ll say who’s messaging either way.

***If your profile only has pictures of the Mrs on it then please send pictures of the Mr if you message! We BOTH need to have an attraction for a swap to work***

In an amazing, loving, trusting, honest relationship. Our sex is amazing so we’re not looking to find something to fix us - we’re looking to enhance something that’s already incredible!

We want physically fulfilling experiences with like minded people - no drama, no jealousy and definitely no couples where one is quite clearly persuading the other into it.

Mrs is straight(ish) - she explored her bi side and it turns out she loves cock waaaay more than pussy. (phew) She still enjoys the female form in all of its glory - but as a side dish rather than a main course. We sometimes do swaps where there’s playful girl on girl but if it’s the main thing you’re looking for then we’re almost certainly not for you unless you’re willing to suppress those bi-desires for a bit lol

All pictures are recent (last 6-9 months) and non filtered. We might be your cup of tea, we might not, either is fine - but what you see is what you’ll get :-)

Now we’ve been doing this for a while, here’s some things that probably WONT work for us:

- “start with the girls playing then see where it goes” Is code for “we can’t find a damn unicorn so this will have to do” - not for us

- Mrs gives permission for Mr to play alone but not the other way around - nope

- Couples where one person has jealousy issues that need to be worked through (if we’re swinging with you then we will want to rock your world, not give you an average experience to make it ok for your partner)

Also, we get that the Mrs is the hot one in the relationship, we both agree that guys aren’t as easy on the eye as the ladies BUT it’s a couples profile and we’re looking for a couples swap - so Mrs is gonna need more to go on than an extreme close up of an erect dick taken from the perfect angle plus a grainy face pic photo taken in 2014. She’s not looking for Tom Hardy (thankfully) but she’s a horny heterosexual(ish) woman - at least give us something to go on!

We tend to flex to accommodate boundaries that suit all. We love same room full swaps, we’ve done separate room and loved it but it needs to be with people we know and have an established connection with. We do love kissing as part of a swap, we’ve done meets without and it’s never as good so that’s quite a big preference.

We don’t do drama, insecurities, trust issues or bullshit!

We’re on a mission to visit as many clubs as possible, so far we’ve done:

Chameleons

Liberty Elites

Xtasia

Cupids

VA’s

Jaydees

Le Boudoir

Hellfire

Club Play

Alchemy

Killing Kittens secret London club

Quest

Booked in:

Pandoras Playboy Mansion Party (March 29th)

Killing Kittens Country Mansion (April 27th)

Message us if you’re up for genuine fun with genuine people but expect responses that contain more than one sentence. Setting up a potential meet of any kind requires more than just “where, when and here’s my face” in our opinion)

Not gonna do the whole “use this code word to show you read the profile” thing because we may still be interested in meeting couples that tick all the right boxes without knowing but just couldn’t be arsed to read this long ass profile bio.

If you want extra brownie points then remember it will likely be the Mrs reading the initial messages. Do what I did when I met her - say something in her native tongue (Swedish) to impress her! God bless google translate!

One last thing, we LOVE funny, witty people - so get the funny one in your relationship (it’s clearly the Mr in ours) to laugh us into bed - it will almost certainly work.

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