FabSwingers.com forum: Snailing

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife uses a face cream which is made of snail slime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

Ffs can humanity get any lower ?

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over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I thought snailing was a term denoting when a lady sits on a partners face and rubs herself over them…..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I thought snailing was a term denoting when a lady sits on a partners face and rubs herself over them….."

I was thinking of that little snail trail game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t but

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I have heard of people having snake venom facials though

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I thought I was when you trail your wet cock down a ladies back

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

Ffs can humanity get any lower ?

Yes.

How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?

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By *ndyPandyLoopyLouCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

Ffs can humanity get any lower ?

Yes.

How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?

OMG what!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be near you

To be free

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By *illing to please46Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I watched a program about this a woman in France had loads of snails and she used to extract the slime and turn it into face cream and also have snails crawling around her face it’s supposed to be full of nutrients

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket."

According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!

"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!

Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"

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By *ornyOAPMan
over a year ago

Fethiye

"I thought snailing was a term denoting when a lady sits on a partners face and rubs herself over them….."

So did I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

Apparently it can rejuvenate you if you’re feeling a bit sluggish.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket.

According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!

"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!

Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"

Although apparently it can also mean this.....

"When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful."

"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought snailing was a term denoting when a lady sits on a partners face and rubs herself over them….."

That's what I thought. Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

Ffs can humanity get any lower ?

Yes.

How about the guy who drops day-old chicks in dry ice (alive so that they are fluttering) to freeze them and mount them as ornaments?

We already knew the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dream of snail crawling along the blade of a straight razor.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!

Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"

Presumably if he wasn’t a dick, she would do while he was there, as a treat.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

They're lovely cooked with garlic butter and a fresh rustic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you women complain as about sperm on your face

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Snailing is something we say women do when they start going on about some hot guy and their eyes light up , leaving a sticky trail etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King triton does this in the spongebob square pants movie for that exact reason. Gary got away safely in the end though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly expected that to be much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some products famous in koreA which uses snails for clear skin

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I thought it was the result of a risky run to the toilet after being filled like a spunk bucket.

According to the good old urban dictionary you're not far off!

"The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!

Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!"

Although apparently it can also mean this.....

"When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful."

"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

Now you know where Tom spends his time writing helpful posts when he’s not doing news at ten here- it’s all over the…well anywhere that came in to contact really

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

It gives Snail Mail a whole new meaning.

Or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll stick with a splash of water and a flannel in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was pre-cum in yer undies

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

I'm surprisingly more comfortable with blackheads than ever before now.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"They're lovely cooked with garlic butter and a fresh rustic bread."

Try them flambé with some wine and rosemary

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Must be some sort of escargot joke in there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get black heads and even if did I’d sooner keep them than have a snail crawling about on face haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saca bler

Next thing you will be eating them

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

We ae snailing,

We are snailing,

Gastropoda,

Cross you face,

We are snailing,

Mucopolysaccharide,

To look younger,

Its not free.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

I mean, the question here is what was happening when someone discovered that!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"So have you heard of it?

Apparently people put snails on their face as its good for the skin and the suction clears blackheads.

Every day is in fact a school day!

I mean, the question here is what was happening when someone discovered that!

You’ve got to ask.

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