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Seagull on a lead

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Video has gone viral of a man walking a seagull on a lead in Blackpool which was built in Victorian times so the people of Lancashire would have a holiday destination. The video shows the man dragging the seagull while out for a walk and to the untrained eye actually looks like a small dog on a lead. But make no mistake, the animal was taken to a local vet by locals and the vet has confirmed that it was a seagull. What is going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Was the gull called Steven?

J

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Are you getting in a flap again Tom?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

How much did the vet charge for the consultation?

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I believe the seagull in question was put down by the vet, presumably at the taxpayers expense.....would have been cheaper to have just wrung its neck!

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Did you know the word "gull' ible has been removed from the dictionary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know the word "gull' ible has been removed from the dictionary?"

Not falling for that one

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the vet dispatched the seagull which is a polite way of saying that the vet topped the seagull. It is not known whether the vet used gas, lethal injection, brute force or shot it or even a mixture of these methods. What is not known is why the seagull was on a lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can imagine the little knobhead still managed to steal someone's cone of chips.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"What is not known is why the seagull was on a lead. "

It was being led astray

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

one way to get the chips i suppose

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A d*unk man drags a gull around on a lead and the gull is eventually put down because of the injury he caused it.

Regardless of your opinion on gulls, the man is a cunt. End of. Remember people that take joy and pleasure from humiliating vulnerable, defenceless animals tend to move on to people at some stage

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"A d*unk man drags a gull around on a lead and the gull is eventually put down because of the injury he caused it.

Regardless of your opinion on gulls, the man is a cunt. End of. Remember people that take joy and pleasure from humiliating vulnerable, defenceless animals tend to move on to people at some stage "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A d*unk man drags a gull around on a lead and the gull is eventually put down because of the injury he caused it.

Regardless of your opinion on gulls, the man is a cunt. End of. Remember people that take joy and pleasure from humiliating vulnerable, defenceless animals tend to move on to people at some stage "

Well said

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Was the gull called Steven?

J"

They all are.

Except the ones called Stephen.

A

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it true that seagulls are classed like vermin or are they protected by a seagull law?

They are famous for following trawlers but the fishermen never seem to harm them. Often the fisherman throw sardines and scraps into the sea for them so when did the buggers get a taste for chips . ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Is it true that seagulls are classed like vermin or are they protected by a seagull law?

They are famous for following trawlers but the fishermen never seem to harm them. Often the fisherman throw sardines and scraps into the sea for them so when did the buggers get a taste for chips . ?"

Seagulls are protected, they are not classified as vermin

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Is it true that seagulls are classed like vermin or are they protected by a seagull law?

They are famous for following trawlers but the fishermen never seem to harm them. Often the fisherman throw sardines and scraps into the sea for them so when did the buggers get a taste for chips . ?

Seagulls are protected, they are not classified as vermin "

Not quite true, they are protected but there is one type of gull that can be shot, but I can't remember which one it is I'm afraid.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Is it true that seagulls are classed like vermin or are they protected by a seagull law?

They are famous for following trawlers but the fishermen never seem to harm them. Often the fisherman throw sardines and scraps into the sea for them so when did the buggers get a taste for chips . ?

Seagulls are protected, they are not classified as vermin

Not quite true, they are protected but there is one type of gull that can be shot, but I can't remember which one it is I'm afraid. "

CORRECTION: Since January 2020, both Herring and Lesser Black-Backed gulls can be shot, but only under a General Licence and for pest control purposes. Licences can be obtained from Natural England.....who are dead set against issuing any!!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Some say it was the gull taking the man for a walk. Don’t believe everything you read in the media. If you know, you know.

Gbat

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

That's why i always have asked myself why the Soviets have sent a monkey to the moon instead of a seagul

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By *az699Man
over a year ago

pboro

My mate Dave said he was bringing a bird to the dance tonight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It's ridiculous saying the guy was d*unk. He had to capture the bird then find a lead and put it on it. Just sounds like a mindless individual

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Was the gull called Steven?

J

They all are.

Except the ones called Stephen.

A"

..or those with Livingston as a middle name.

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By *az699Man
over a year ago

pboro

If they won’t walk to Heel

It’s best to put them on a lead

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I can't help but suspect the guy responsible may have a whole help of mental health/addiction issues going on.

Poor burd though, completely unnecessary

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What about the three mile rule. Can trawlermen slaughter gulls in international waters ?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

When I saw the pic I just thought the gull had swallowed the dog and the bloke hadn't noticed

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As already stated.

The guy is a cunt.

The bird was doing no-one any harm and has now been killed as a result of cuntish behaviour.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Bet it’s not the only thing that’s gone viral after wrestling that lead onto the gull. Goodness knows what they carry!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The sequel to snakes on a plane sounds a bit shit

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Video has gone viral of a man walking a seagull on a lead in Blackpool which was built in Victorian times so the people of Lancashire would have a holiday destination. The video shows the man dragging the seagull while out for a walk and to the untrained eye actually looks like a small dog on a lead. But make no mistake, the animal was taken to a local vet by locals and the vet has confirmed that it was a seagull. What is going on here guys. It's all over the news "
why was it taken to a vet was it maltreated?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"...

It's all over the news why was it taken to a vet was it maltreated? "

Probably scripted into the video by the production team to enhance the story a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Video has gone viral of a man walking a seagull on a lead in Blackpool which was built in Victorian times so the people of Lancashire would have a holiday destination. The video shows the man dragging the seagull while out for a walk and to the untrained eye actually looks like a small dog on a lead. But make no mistake, the animal was taken to a local vet by locals and the vet has confirmed that it was a seagull. What is going on here guys. It's all over the news why was it taken to a vet was it maltreated? "

A seagull on a lead?

Yeah. I reckon it was maltreated.so

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

They tried to pinch my doughnuts once.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

I can guarantee this won't be the strangest thing to be seen in Blackpool

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By *imeAfterTimeCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Thankyou!

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By *imeAfterTimeCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"A d*unk man drags a gull around on a lead and the gull is eventually put down because of the injury he caused it.

Regardless of your opinion on gulls, the man is a cunt. End of. Remember people that take joy and pleasure from humiliating vulnerable, defenceless animals tend to move on to people at some stage "

Thankyou! The people that are finding it funny have taken joy from this too

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I had a mate who did the best seagull impressions.

Not the noise…

He just stole people’s food and shit on their cars….

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I know it was posted light heartedly, but its animal cruelty, and not remotely funny.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Video has gone viral of a man walking a seagull on a lead in Blackpool which was built in Victorian times so the people of Lancashire would have a holiday destination. The video shows the man dragging the seagull while out for a walk and to the untrained eye actually looks like a small dog on a lead. But make no mistake, the animal was taken to a local vet by locals and the vet has confirmed that it was a seagull. What is going on here guys. It's all over the news why was it taken to a vet was it maltreated?

A seagull on a lead?

Yeah. I reckon it was maltreated.so "
If the lead was around its large stomach and around its wings I'd say that was ok

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've see a stoat on a lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Video has gone viral of a man walking a seagull on a lead in Blackpool which was built in Victorian times so the people of Lancashire would have a holiday destination. The video shows the man dragging the seagull while out for a walk and to the untrained eye actually looks like a small dog on a lead. But make no mistake, the animal was taken to a local vet by locals and the vet has confirmed that it was a seagull. What is going on here guys. It's all over the news why was it taken to a vet was it maltreated?

A seagull on a lead?

Yeah. I reckon it was maltreated.so If the lead was around its large stomach and around its wings I'd say that was ok "

Well clearly it wasn't OK.

The seagull had to be destroyed.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

The mind boggles as to how an inebriated man managed to capture a seagull in the first place. They are not usually that stupid.

Perhaps it was already sick or injured when he found it and that is why the vet put it down.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.....

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I know it was posted light heartedly, but its animal cruelty, and not remotely funny."

Posted light heartedly?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

did It steal the mans chips or something ...

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea....."

Where do the fishermen throw the empty cans?

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