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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where’s the strangest place you’ve woke up?

I once woke on a school roof. *True story,

Very very d*unk.

Also, under a caravan. *long story.

And once under a paper shop a board , *stupid story!

What’s your tales!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Can't compete with any of those ... I won't even allow myself to fall asleep/snooze on public transport! ...what if you dribble?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once woke up in a random back garden in my younger years! Had no idea where I was! Turns out I was only a couple of streets away from home but stopped to rest on a bench after a night out.. it was someone’s garden bench and I just slept there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In a cow field on brownie camp on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swansea!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I used to work in the leisure club of a swanky hotel - I would often have an early start on a Sunday morning so I used to take the keys to open up out with me on a Saturday night, let myself into the towel room and sleep on all the fluffy towels for a few hours before starting my shift - was like sleeping on clouds!

Woke manly hangover free, took a dip in the pool before anyone arrived and was good to go - this was pretty much every Saturday for about 2yrs till my boss came in early one morning to do an inspection and found me naked on the towels to be handed out to guests - whoops xx

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In my bed, I woke eye to eye with the dog, who had creeped up under the duvet and slept with his head on the pillow facing me... he thought it was great...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

In a shop doorway on the high Street. I was steaming and sat down for a rest.

When I woke up I was mortified by how many cars must of gone past and seen me. Luckily I woke up early

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Under a bridge by the canal in Birmingham.

Several shop doorways.

On a train to Scotland, handcuffed to the bridegroom 24hrs before his wedding (which was in Kent), wearing underpants on our heads. No money, credit cards or anything. Once the train staff stopped laughing, they very kindly put us back on a southbound train.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

" Where’s the strangest place you’ve woke up?

I once woke on a school roof. *True story,

Very very d*unk.

Also, under a caravan. *long story.

And once under a paper shop a board , *stupid story!

What’s your tales!"

I once woke up in the (dry) bath of a friend’s house wearing just my pants.

Apparently I had become so d*unk at a party they stripped me down to my undercrackers, stuck me in a patio chair and hosed me down. I guess to a d*unk 16 year old that’s logical.

It didn’t sober me up so they dumped me in the bath. I was very confused and not at all well.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin. "

Was there a game going on?!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

School roof but also, head first down the back of a sofa like I was searching for something and just gave up. Must have been an odd sight for anyone who walked in the roof and saw my feet sticking up from the back of the sofa

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin.

Was there a game going on?!"

Luckily no. Also I love cricket so it wouldn't send me to sleep!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

With my head stuck under one of those huge victorian radiators...stuck to the point that we thought the fire brigade may have to be called to get me out. That wouldn't have been at all embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several taxi offices after nights out in Liverpool my friends thought it funny to leave me there

And bizarrely woke up in the pub that used to be on pier head

I’m sleepy d*unk so awoke hearing do you want a coffee sir of the pub manager

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Under a up turned boat on the beach at bognor Regis by a policeman!!

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By *loth280Man
over a year ago

Caversham

On a circle line train about 2 hours after getting on.....woken by my phone vibrating!

In the boot of dads car as an 18 yo after a night out....they had dead bolted the doors to the house

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wakefield?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading these, and I’m beginning to think I was normal.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

In a canoe on a beach. And on an ironing board once in my friends garden.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Woke manly hangover free, took a dip in the pool before anyone arrived and was good to go - this was pretty much every Saturday for about 2yrs till my boss came in early one morning to do an inspection and found me naked on the towels to be handed out to guests - whoops xx"

Oh, I think I've seen this on the start of a Hub video

LvM

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

A bowling green after a house party, me and the girl i was seeing didn't quite make it back to hers before the horn took over and we ended up on the green and then both dozed off afterwards.

Roof of my mum and dad's extention, this one I have no idea how or why was my 25th birthday and was very d*unk, don't remember leaving the pub and I wasn't living with then at the time.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

When i was young i woke up in a strange house without my trousers and had to go searching for them lol oh and was on a train and got woken abruptly by punches to my head, thats as strange as i get

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin.

Was there a game going on?!

Luckily no. Also I love cricket so it wouldn't send me to sleep!

You do?! But you’re a girl….!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing exciting for me. Just a front garden. But it has always puzzled me why you can never remember the night but you wake up in your own bed.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I have trouble falling asleep unless I'm in a bed, then yeah, a bed is the strangest place I've woken up.

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I once woke up in a flower bed when i was on holiday in Playa de las Americas

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin.

Was there a game going on?!

Luckily no. Also I love cricket so it wouldn't send me to sleep!

You do?! But you’re a girl….!"

And?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

" Where’s the strangest place you’ve woke up?

On a German band’s tour bus, arriving in Amsterdam.

The last thing I remembered was having a drink with them in Nottingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the Army v Navy rugby match, drinking around Twickenham.

Woke up the next morning in a park.

My mate was next to me, and he was missing his jeans.

We only realised when we saw a mini cab, and asked how much it was to go to the Premier Inn in Richmond.

He said something like £90.

My mate nearly throttled him, thinking he was taking the piss. It was then he told us we were in Southampton?

No idea how we got there.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The cricket pitch at Trinity College in Dublin.

Was there a game going on?!

Luckily no. Also I love cricket so it wouldn't send me to sleep!

You do?! But you’re a girl….!

And?...

Haha!! I always knew you were special

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

In a shed on a shelf in a random house in Dublin with no thing but an abbrakebara and my boxers.

On top of a picnic bench in the middle of a main road in Bath. Woke up by the police.

On a beach in Spain when a speedboat was dropping a drug shipment from Morocco.

A pool table in a dive bar in Reno naked with the bar owner.

Oh lol on top of cheddar gorge on New year's Eve 2000 with a bunch of people I met at a party.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Inside a closed nightclub whose staff were not happy to see me...

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

In a bath at a Christian Youth Hostel in Amsterdam.

When I was 17, no idea how we got there, but got a lecture from three very stern looking American Youth workers on finding Jesus and reporting us to the police.

Also, a public toilet in Cannes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my bed, with only granny pants on, wet hair, no clue as how I got there. And no clue how I ended up naked with granny pants on. I was fully dressed before I left the house earlier that evening. And wearing a thong too.

It was explained to me later that day.

That's what black zambucas, tequilas and absinthe does. Wipes your memory clean off!

Now you know why I dont drink!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

On a pub's wall, somewhere just south of Soho (I still really don't know where!)

I'd left a club and just stopped for a little sit down (I may have been a little worse for wear) and fell asleep. Woke up a couple of hours later as if nothing had happened and caught a cab home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my bed, with only granny pants on, wet hair, no clue as how I got there. And no clue how I ended up naked with granny pants on. I was fully dressed before I left the house earlier that evening. And wearing a thong too.

It was explained to me later that day.

That's what black zambucas, tequilas and absinthe does. Wipes your memory clean off!

Now you know why I dont drink! "

Did you give Granny back her pants? Was she very angry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In front of our local corner shop a long time ago. I had been out drinking and couldn’t get into my house so I must have decided to go and sit on the steps outside it and fell asleep. Luckily I knew the owner quite well so he woke me up and sent me home

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

My PA once woke me up. I couldn't understand WTF she was doing in my bedroom but then I realised I was in the toilets at Dishoom at King's Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swansea! "
oh wow that's a long way from home

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My PA once woke me up. I couldn't understand WTF she was doing in my bedroom but then I realised I was in the toilets at Dishoom at King's Cross

They mix some killer gin cocktails at Dishoom. Just saying.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Antarctica, surrounded by penguins. Wearing just my boxers and a cock drawn on my face in permanent ink. after my stag do. We’d only gone for a weekend in Prague so goodness knows how I ended up there.

Utterly bemused, but it was one of those crazy nights….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Antarctica, surrounded by penguins. Wearing just my boxers and a cock drawn on my face in permanent ink. after my stag do. We’d only gone for a weekend in Prague so goodness knows how I ended up there.

Utterly bemused, but it was one of those crazy nights…."

What?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Utterly bemused, but it was one of those crazy nights…."
wasn't it freezing cold?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Utterly bemused, but it was one of those crazy nights…."
did you have frost bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a train track, luckily for me a kind man walking his dog woke me about 5am

In someone’s front garden hugging an Xmas tree (decoration one)

And someone’s front room, I got absolutely wasted, and thought I’d picked my mates street and wandered into someone’s house and start d watching tv and fell asleep…. Woke up the homeowner prodding me with a baseball bat asking wtf I was doing

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"On a train track, luckily for me a kind man walking his dog woke me about 5am

In someone’s front garden hugging an Xmas tree (decoration one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a train track, luckily for me a kind man walking his dog woke me about 5am

In someone’s front garden hugging an Xmas tree (decoration one)

HAD lol, bit of a wild drinker in my 20’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a random field , stupidly d*unk. I've never done anything like it since though I was lucky really.

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

In my own bed at home, covered in blood with a wristband from my own workplace A&E dept with no recollection of how I came to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my own bed at home, covered in blood with a wristband from my own workplace A&E dept with no recollection of how I came to be there "

Did you have an injury?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"In my own bed at home, covered in blood with a wristband from my own workplace A&E dept with no recollection of how I came to be there "
how did you come to be there but looking at your pics I've come to the conclusion you are the adventurous type

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

"In my own bed at home, covered in blood with a wristband from my own workplace A&E dept with no recollection of how I came to be there

Did you have an injury?"

Was spiked, bruised all over too. Was a rough few days of recovery!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nothing as extravagant as those.

A bus. Driver was great and dropped me back after he had his flask of tea, so was actually like getting a taxi.

Back garden.

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