FabSwingers.com forum: How much penis is too much penis.

By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Now.......not by length or girth.....but by weight!

Reason I ask is I sent a picture of me to a friend and said this is what 21% body fat looks like. They replied "your cock is probably 21%"

I weigh 109kg, so 21% of that is just shy of 23kg which is much too much penis.

So the question is.....by weight. How much is too much.

I'll start the ball at 100g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lay in a bowl of lady squirt and it sinks its too much.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How much cock is too much cock by weight?

Anything from what, 13 stones (going by average here)? And above.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I find if the door I’m draft excluding still swings open, I’m not heavy enough.

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"How much cock is too much cock by weight?

Anything from what, 13 stones (going by average here)? And above."

Come on, let's go for a brew and tell me who's hurt you

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I find if the door I’m draft excluding still swings open, I’m not heavy enough."

Maybe you've just greased your hinges too well

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Beef and I both did an InBody composition scan last year. It told us the mass of each limb but I forgot to check if his included the third leg.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How much cock is too much cock by weight?

Anything from what, 13 stones (going by average here)? And above.

Come on, let's go for a brew and tell me who's hurt you "

Ha! Oh no one right now. I'm actually rather fond of men currently and all their delightful ways.

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Beef and I both did an InBody composition scan last year. It told us the mass of each limb but I forgot to check if his included the third leg.

Might sign myself up just to find out.

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"How much cock is too much cock by weight?

Anything from what, 13 stones (going by average here)? And above.

Come on, let's go for a brew and tell me who's hurt you

Ha! Oh no one right now. I'm actually rather fond of men currently and all their "delightful ways". "

Added the quotes for you

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

It really depends on what kind of cake you are baking.

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It really depends on what kind of cake you are baking.

Lemon drizzle

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Beef and I both did an InBody composition scan last year. It told us the mass of each limb but I forgot to check if his included the third leg.

Were any of your limbs uneven?!

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"Now.......not by length or girth.....but by weight!

Reason I ask is I sent a picture of me to a friend and said this is what 21% body fat looks like. They replied "your cock is probably 21%"

I weigh 109kg, so 21% of that is just shy of 23kg which is much too much penis.

So the question is.....by weight. How much is too much.

I'll start the ball at 100g"

I'm out already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're on a boat and they ask you to fill in for the anchor, it's too heavy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If it sucks the entire planet, and any solar systems within a few light years into its gravity well, it's too heavy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If it sucks the entire planet, and any solar systems within a few light years into its gravity well, it's too heavy. "

However, if it's just the right shape and weight, I might have a black hole it could fit...

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Im out lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Id say if you can lean forward, with your arms and legs spread out and your feet come off the ground but you dont fall,, then you might be on the big side,,

Being a Human tripod is to much penis i reckon,

Or if you need special socks when running a marathon then again, 2 much penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are waking like John Wayne and incapable of making it to the kitchen for a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know. A bag of sugar? When it splits the seams? Have you ever put your cock on the scales?

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"If it sucks the entire planet, and any solar systems within a few light years into its gravity well, it's too heavy. "

Not talking about black/brown holes here

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I dont know. A bag of sugar? When it splits the seams? Have you ever put your cock on the scales? "

No.....not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know. A bag of sugar? When it splits the seams? Have you ever put your cock on the scales?

No.....not yet."

It would need to be in that heavy rope state where it is pretty full so weighs more but not standing up so it wouldnt get on the scales. You should give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold's is to big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can guarantee one of my tits weighs more than your cock.

So, if I can happily carry two tits around with me on a daily basis 24/7 with no issues.

You have nothing to worry about with the weight of your cock causing you any issues.

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I can guarantee one of my tits weighs more than your cock.

So, if I can happily carry two tits around with me on a daily basis 24/7 with no issues.

You have nothing to worry about with the weight of your cock causing you any issues.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Fascinating! I like a weighty appendage but never thought about what they weigh and what would constitute too much!

I’ll need to conduct some research

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

When it gets trapped in a zip

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If it sucks the entire planet, and any solar systems within a few light years into its gravity well, it's too heavy.

However, if it's just the right shape and weight, I might have a black hole it could fit...

Davina!!!!!

And, by the way, are you suggesting anything that goes in your ‘black hole’ folds in on itself and is lost to the universe forever….??

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can guarantee one of my tits weighs more than your cock.

So, if I can happily carry two tits around with me on a daily basis 24/7 with no issues.

You have nothing to worry about with the weight of your cock causing you any issues.

I do tend to get bruised knees

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

My dick is so big and heavy there was once a movie called “Godzilla vs my dick” and still not big enough for some ladies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can guarantee one of my tits weighs more than your cock.

So, if I can happily carry two tits around with me on a daily basis 24/7 with no issues.

You have nothing to worry about with the weight of your cock causing you any issues.

I do tend to get bruised knees"

Missed a trick there, you could have thrown in the size of your tongue for comparison!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"I can guarantee one of my tits weighs more than your cock.

So, if I can happily carry two tits around with me on a daily basis 24/7 with no issues.

You have nothing to worry about with the weight of your cock causing you any issues.

lord have mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now.......not by length or girth.....but by weight!

Reason I ask is I sent a picture of me to a friend and said this is what 21% body fat looks like. They replied "your cock is probably 21%"

I weigh 109kg, so 21% of that is just shy of 23kg which is much too much penis.

So the question is.....by weight. How much is too much.

I'll start, the ball bag is 100g"

FIFY

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"If it sucks the entire planet, and any solar systems within a few light years into its gravity well, it's too heavy.

However, if it's just the right shape and weight, I might have a black hole it could fit...

Davina!!!!!

And, by the way, are you suggesting anything that goes in your ‘black hole’ folds in on itself and is lost to the universe forever….??

Plenty of room for it not to find in on itself.

Lost? Probably. Welcome to my event horizon.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Plenty of room for it not to find in on itself.

*fold

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By *inkster001Man
over a year ago

Berwick

"Now.......not by length or girth.....but by weight!

Reason I ask is I sent a picture of me to a friend and said this is what 21% body fat looks like. They replied "your cock is probably 21%"

I weigh 109kg, so 21% of that is just shy of 23kg which is much too much penis.

So the question is.....by weight. How much is too much.

I'll start the ball at 100g"

Well you gotta account for the other ball aswell, so that’s 200g right off the bat

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By *ub... girlWoman
over a year ago

worcester

"How much cock is too much cock by weight?

Anything from what, 13 stones (going by average here)? And above.

Come on, let's go for a brew and tell me who's hurt you "

That made me chuckle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I personally think anything bigger (by weight) than a Cumberland ring is too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines 125g on the flop but 1kg when I’ve got a stonk on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you try to stand up but fall face first to the floor, it’s too heavy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mines 125g on the flop but 1kg when I’ve got a stonk on

What about the meatballs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines 125g on the flop but 1kg when I’ve got a stonk on

What about the meatballs?"

They’re empty cause ‘he so horny’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need a wheelbarrow to transport your fruit and veg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need a wheelbarrow to transport your fruit and veg..."

BTW Reddit says "The average human penis weighs approx. 160 grams."

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By *adbod2godbod OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"If you need a wheelbarrow to transport your fruit and veg...

BTW Reddit says "The average human penis weighs approx. 160 grams."

There is a video floating about on YouTube that measures 6/7 blokes erect/flacid length and girth.....missed a trick not doing weight too

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