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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Spring is springing, the birds, bees and rabbits are getting frisky and the sap is rising. What better way to get into the early spring vibe than with a bit of flirting?!

The rules are simple; post that you're in on the thread, then if you see someone that makes your pulse race and causes the involuntary exclamation "oooft!", send them a message letting them know.

Who knows where it could lead?

Remember to respect filters and keep it friendly folks. Away you go!

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We're in

Oooft to you op

Mrs

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

In!

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

I'm in, today feels like my luck day

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I be in please

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


""

Don’t hide hottie! Oooft

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"We're in

Oooft to you op

Mrs "

Ooofft to the hot couple

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

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By *EnewbieWoman
over a year ago

Morpeth

I’m in

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

In in, not done one of these threads for a while.

XX

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

We are in!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"In! "

Oooft to Molly and her fucking *movie star* profile pic. Silver screen starlet or what? Oooft.

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’ll join in if I may

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Well, if you insist. Shall prepare the oofts.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in!

And oooooooft! To D le Shhhh!

Omfg yes please!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ll join in if I may "

Ohhh you so may!

Ooft!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Well, if you insist. Shall prepare the oofts."

I'll help! Here, have one of mine...

Ooft!

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I'm in "

Ooft CuteLittleGeek....x

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

I’ll hop in on this one - some very ooft-worthy people already

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"We are in!"

Ooooooffft

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

in this ... x

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"I’ll join in if I may

Ohhh you so may!

Ooft!!

"

Thank you

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

"

Oooooffft yourself

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We would like to join in with this rhubarb

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"In!

Oooft to Molly and her fucking *movie star* profile pic. Silver screen starlet or what? Oooft."

Think you need to go specsavers! But you can have an ooft whilst you do

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Ooofft indeed

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Think you need to go specsavers! But you can have an ooft whilst you do "

Take the compliment daftie. It’s a great wee photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

I'm in

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Actually I can’t help myself.

You’re all hotties aren’t you.

Oooffftty x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ll join in if I may

Ohhh you so may!

Ooft!!

Thank you "

No, thank YOU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in"

Definetly Oofftt (twice over)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Actually I can’t help myself.

You’re all hotties aren’t you.

Oooffftty x"

The man isn’t wrong.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Actually I can’t help myself.

You’re all hotties aren’t you.

Oooffftty x"

I'd fiddle with your stick any day!

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offffttt your all damn hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be out please

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By *andk22Couple
over a year ago

Wilmslow

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Actually I can’t help myself.

You’re all hotties aren’t you.

Oooffftty x

I'd fiddle with your stick any day!

Ooft!"

Check those pins out

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By *unCoupleSouthWestCouple
over a year ago

South West

In

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

In

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Actually I can’t help myself.

You’re all hotties aren’t you.

Oooffftty x

I'd fiddle with your stick any day!

Ooft!

Check those pins out "

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

In and ready to Oooffft and maybe be Ooofffted back!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Spring has sprung and my tits are out! They'd be skipping round the garden if they could

I'm in for some glorious ooooooofting!

Tea, as usual, an OOOOOOOOOFT for you!

Cherry x

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"In"

Absolutely oooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I’ll join in if I may "

Ooooft Python indeed

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


""

A long drawn out ooooooooooofty to you Shhhh!

Cherry x

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A big hot and horny oooooofffffftttt to NEnewbie. Unfortunately can't message you personally as above your age limit, but wow!!

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By *luePyriteCouple
over a year ago

Inverkeithing

We're in!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In x"

You can just have an ooft! right there!

God it's dripping with hunk today!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm in

I see you up there D le shhhhh

Em x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sending an oooooffttt to all above and below x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sending an oooooffttt to all above and below x"

My god you've covered up

Still a ooooofftt

Normally your pic illuminates the

The thread with dazzleing delight

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and off to oooft

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in... cos I have to Oooooft D

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're in, will check back later as about to go back into clinic...

Tinder

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

In on this sunny afternoon ,

Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spring has sprung and my tits are out! They'd be skipping round the garden if they could

I'm in for some glorious ooooooofting!

Tea, as usual, an OOOOOOOOOFT for you!

Cherry x "

Always a huge OOOOOOOFT for you Cherry. And give Hades a lick from me please

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Posh, your cute PJ top profile pic gets an oooft. And you know it.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Ooooooooft is turned up to 11 today!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Spring has sprung and my tits are out! They'd be skipping round the garden if they could

I'm in for some glorious ooooooofting!

Tea, as usual, an OOOOOOOOOFT for you!

Cherry x

Always a huge OOOOOOOFT for you Cherry. And give Hades a lick from me please "

OOOOOFTING right back at ya sexy! And I will gladly lick Hades, right on his bellend

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"We're in, will check back later as about to go back into clinic...

Tinder "

Ooooooofting you sexy couple!

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spring has sprung and my tits are out! They'd be skipping round the garden if they could

I'm in for some glorious ooooooofting!

Tea, as usual, an OOOOOOOOOFT for you!

Cherry x

Always a huge OOOOOOOFT for you Cherry. And give Hades a lick from me please

OOOOOFTING right back at ya sexy! And I will gladly lick Hades, right on his bellend

Cherry x "

Dooooooood! I was meaning in a kind of... "this is from Posh" way. Oh... hang on...

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

Go on I'll bite!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We would like to join in with this rhubarb "

Oooooft!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, your cute PJ top profile pic gets an oooft. And you know it."

It is possibly the most adorable I've ever been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the first tube this year, and thanks to the weather. I feel considerably warmer.

*fab, you need a sinshiiiiine emoji.

I’m from Manchester, I’m aloud to say sunshiiiiine like that.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Spring has sprung and my tits are out! They'd be skipping round the garden if they could

I'm in for some glorious ooooooofting!

Tea, as usual, an OOOOOOOOOFT for you!

Cherry x "

An oooft from the bushes!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Go on I'll bite! "

You can nibble me, hunnibuns

Oooft!

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By *ossyguyMan
over a year ago

Gosforth

I'm in...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

"

Right back at you with an added Sherwing!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in. And let’s spread some smiles

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I got an Oooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that I'm walking home from work I can get into it..

_es_salopes ooft to you

F

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now that I'm walking home from work I can get into it..

_es_salopes ooft to you

F"

Oooft to you both

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" "

Oooft

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Can I just oooft the thread

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

NSP and Cede you both get a right good oooofting

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

We are in

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I just oooft the thread "

Only if you’ll take one back.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We are in"

Oooffft you’re both hotties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in this ... x "

Ooft! Very hot couple.

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Im in.

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Oh I'm definitely In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here waiting patiently for Tasty tasty to tell us he's actually bi.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sending an oooooffttt to all above and below x"

I'm sending one specifically to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in... cos I have to Oooooft D "

I had to oooft when I looked at your pictures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in xx

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


" "

I don’t think that I’ve had the pleasure of ooofting you before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Cede already knows she gets an oooft! from me but it would be rude not to mention it here as well.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Sat here waiting patiently for Tasty tasty to tell us he's actually bi.

F"

I’m bi… just saying

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A definite ooooffffffttttt to Mrs BluePyrite

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4


"Can I just oooft the thread "

A thousand ooofts

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Can I just oooft the thread

Only if you’ll take one back. "

I'll take anything from you Fiddles

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

"

I second that

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4


"Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

I second that "

Oh I would oofft all night

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'd like to give a huge ooooooooooooffffffffffttttttttttt to Maya from MasterR and slut maya. And that's not all I'd like to give her

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"We're in, will check back later as about to go back into clinic...

Tinder "

Oooft to you both

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I just oooft the thread "

Oooft to you

Mrs

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By *ap-scarCouple
over a year ago

Sleaford

We are in

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oooffftt to Tea and Tasty

I second that

Oh I would oofft all night "

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooofffft! We are all hot

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4


"Oooofffft! We are all hot "

10000% oooft

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

"

I’ve just looked at your profile and I agree! Nothing but hotness!

Oooft!!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"

Oooft "

Just back from work and ooooft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

"

Offft offft offft and one more offffttt

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Bit late, but in!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oooft

Just back from work and ooooft."

You know you get a massive oooft

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"

Oooft

Just back from work and ooooft.

You know you get a massive oooft "

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon."

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture! "

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?"

That’s a no. Take your glasses off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?

That’s a no. Take your glasses off "

But then I can't see all the other sexy.

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?

That’s a no. Take your glasses off

But then I can't see all the other sexy.

"

You’ll have to feel us instead

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Never ooofted before, will have to take a look.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?

That’s a no. Take your glasses off

But then I can't see all the other sexy.

You’ll have to feel us instead "

Golly. That sounds like I'd need a lot of fuel in the car...

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Tea Monkey, I am formally requesting that you change your profile picture.

Because it's really screwing with my head to feel the need to oooft you.

Your sincerely,

Confused of North Devon.

If it’s giving *you* the wobbly knees, then it must be a good picture!

Erm. Yes. It is.

So that's a no then?

That’s a no. Take your glasses off

But then I can't see all the other sexy.

You’ll have to feel us instead

Golly. That sounds like I'd need a lot of fuel in the car..."

Not too much for me

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By *ornyscot777TV/TS
over a year ago

SCOTLAND

In

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By *exy time loverMan
over a year ago

travel around UK

Im In

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

"

Growly Ooooooooft to you too sexy Beaver

Cherry x

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By *olvespairCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oooft definitely adding to the hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for some ooofting.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Up for some ooofting. "

Oooft

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Up for some ooofting. "

Oooooooooffffffttrr

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Up for some ooofting. "

Big ooft!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in for an oooft or two

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Up for some ooofting.

Oooft "

And I’m contractually obliged to OOOOFT posh although in reality it’s no hardship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Up for some ooofting.

Oooft "

Well a ooofting hey to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just oooft the thread "

You just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

If Black Forest gateau

And banoffee pie on offer

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4


"Up for some ooofting.

Oooft

Well a ooofting hey to you "

Jaw dropping oooft

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

Growly Ooooooooft to you too sexy Beaver

Cherry x "

Ooooffftt you gorgeous pair!

Loving the sexy bunny Cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

If Black Forest gateau

And banoffee pie on offer "

Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

If Black Forest gateau

And banoffee pie on offer "

Someone say banoffee pie??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm in "

Wonderful.

Have an oooft!

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

Offft offft offft and one more offffttt "

That's many Ooooffftts to thank you for. You're too kind.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m in

If Black Forest gateau

And banoffee pie on offer

Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!! "

Neither is a cream pie…

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

I’ve just looked at your profile and I agree! Nothing but hotness!

Oooft!! "

Thank you TM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too lazy to it individually.

So just a group one to anyone who is my friend on here, anyone i chat to, and any guy I've kissed against a tree.

Oooooooffffttttttt

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!! "

He’s right! These bloomin’ Americans coming over here with their tarts and calling them pies. They do it with pumpkin pie as well! If it’s a pie, wheee’s the bloomin’ lid? Eh? Where?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m in for an oooft or two "

You can havecone from me jusr as soon as I wipe the drool off my keyboard. There...oooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see nothing but hotness!!

A great big Oooooooft to you all.

"

Ooooooooooooooooft

Ooooooooooooooooft

Oooooòooooooooooooooooft!

Stunning

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm in "

Omfg this thread!

Ooft! I say!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

In for some oooooffting

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m in

If Black Forest gateau

And banoffee pie on offer "

Pay no heed to the rest.

I'll ooooft! You just for those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!!

He’s right! These bloomin’ Americans coming over here with their tarts and calling them pies. They do it with pumpkin pie as well! If it’s a pie, wheee’s the bloomin’ lid? Eh? Where?"

Now pumpkin pie! This and banoffee and I'm set for life thanks.

Keep your dam pastry lidded pies.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

oooooo there are a lot of sexies on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo there are a lot of sexies on this thread "

Including yourself in that I hope

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"I'm in x"

You are gorgeous Michaela, ooft x

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

So many ooofts to send!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!!

He’s right! These bloomin’ Americans coming over here with their tarts and calling them pies. They do it with pumpkin pie as well! If it’s a pie, wheee’s the bloomin’ lid? Eh? Where?

Now pumpkin pie! This and banoffee and I'm set for life thanks.

Keep your dam pastry lidded pies.

"

A pie has a crusty lid and bottom….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banoffee pie isn’t even pie!

There, I said it!!

He’s right! These bloomin’ Americans coming over here with their tarts and calling them pies. They do it with pumpkin pie as well! If it’s a pie, wheee’s the bloomin’ lid? Eh? Where?"

Exactly!!!!! This guy knows.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

NSP:ooooooft

CuteLittleGeek: ooftt

Sparkle1974: ooffft

Raven: ooofft

ABootyfulDay: Oooftt

NSP: ooooofffttt

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Oooft to everyone. Yes even you with the silhouette profile pictures. I see you

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


" "

Cede gets an oooooft from me

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys we are in

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By *lippersXXXMan
over a year ago

North Central london

Bi Claire gets my oooof

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

In for a bit

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

We’re in

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By *ilthy fun bareCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

we’re in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP:ooooooft

CuteLittleGeek: ooftt

Sparkle1974: ooffft

Raven: ooofft

ABootyfulDay: Oooftt

NSP: ooooofffttt"

Mr Sprout an offttt for since your a top man

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By *ac221Man
over a year ago

Newquay

In and oooft’ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sending an oooooffttt to all above and below x"
oooffftt Sparkle wonder how many i get

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