FabSwingers.com forum: I've always wanted to know...

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

I haven't. But it's been almost two hours in the hospital and I'm restless.

So - if you're up for my nosy questions (or from other people), you're keen to ask someone that pressing question/want to find out something thrilling?

Say you're in and message away.

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, me, Meli! Got time on my hands for a change. Plus I love finding out about people. We are fascinating creatures.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Always happy to answer any inquisitive questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to join in and hopefully help relieve your boredom in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

I’m in, I love the thought of nosey questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would send you a voice notes but I sound like Barry White right now with this cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to answer any questions as long as I don’t have to think to hard

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in, ask away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored shitless

Hope op is okay !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your visit brings good outcomes for you xxx

And I'm always full of blurts.

Not sure what's left to ask or share but I'll try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok...lunch break....I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better! "

When did you come back!?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Jimmy Choo Anise 75mm sandals… need pretty shoes when I am down with work in the southern hemisphere.

I am a Louboutin girl through and through but I can’t walk around in 120mm heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to answer any questions as long as I don’t have to think to hard

Damn I was going to ask about rocket science and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Jimmy Choo Anise 75mm sandals… need pretty shoes when I am down with work in the southern hemisphere.

I am a Louboutin girl through and through but I can’t walk around in 120mm heels

I love your shoe collection! I’m looking forward o the pics!

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

Oh you can privately message, post on here, send them via morse code. Do whatever makes your little hearts happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope all is well OP

I'm in x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then. I'm in you nosey picks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters

Pffft

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Hope hospital visit is OK

In...for a short time anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to answer any questions as long as I don’t have to think to hard

Damn I was going to ask about rocket science and shit "

I’m an expert on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for an hour or so x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in. Why not?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Oh you can privately message, post on here, send them via morse code. Do whatever makes your little hearts happy.

-- . .-.. .. --..-- / ..-. .- -. -.-. -.-- / .- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- ..--.. / ---... -....- -.--.-

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can’t message I’m over 55. Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent question. Thank you, Meli.

The answer is quite simple- it’s called a breakdown.

My friend question.

Do you get sexual gratification from my suffering or just good old fashion joy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you? "

Good enough to feature in the stories and fantasies part of fab?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you? "

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Meli, there's no boredom quite so bad as waiting-in-hospital boredom. I'm in to help you wile away the time.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!? "

Tickets please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please"

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh Meli, I hope you're OK!

I'm in and will answer almost anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

Hope all goes well Melli x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!? "

I’d become a site supporter to watch that sex tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, as I'm clearly crazy.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s"

.....erm....yep, still would

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"In, as I'm clearly crazy. "

Your oldest picture...where did you get the outfit...?

You look bloody gorgeous...Well all pictures

Nilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, as I'm clearly crazy. "

Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s

.....erm....yep, still would

Ditto

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed

I’d really like to challenge that old cliché. I don’t believe it’s true the way I did as a younger man. Might need a thorough double-blind survey to back my argument up though. Hard data. (And frankly, I don’t want to sleep with the necessary crazy chicks to make it thorough.)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, I’m in by the way. Hit me with your burning questions. (If you have any. You probably don’t.)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed

I can confirm that it is not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed

Interesting. How would you go about challenging this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed

Interesting. How would you go about challenging this? "

°°°

I'd say crazy chicks have feisty sex perhaps.

Whether it's better just depends on your experience before them I would have thought.

The crazy carrying on outside of the bedroom would not be worth it to me if I were a guy.

I'd want feisty sex with a quality after-sex connection ...as opposed to feisty sex and stalker level behaviour, no?

Bunny boilers are to be swerved for sure.

Not to be confused with the pissed-off female. There's clear, frightening levels of 'madness' and then theres 'mad at you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're OK Meli

And ask away for anyone that feels the urge.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Excellent question. Thank you, Meli.

The answer is quite simple- it’s called a breakdown.

My friend question.

Do you get sexual gratification from my suffering or just good old fashion joy? "

Oh,a breakdown? I had it pegged as an epiphany.

I can't pretend I don't get a slight clit twitch from your suffering, my nipples do harden at your humbling. But there's also a healthy dosage of joy, it's quite the thrill.

Thank you for allowing me to share so much of myself with that question.

Yours sincerely

Meli

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Hope you're OK Meli

And ask away for anyone that feels the urge. "

Oh this is too easy. I'm pming and posting.

What's the best condiment with chicken and chips?

And have you eaten any creme eggs lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent you memes op

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better! "

I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.

*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Hope you're OK Meli

And ask away for anyone that feels the urge.

Oh this is too easy. I'm pming and posting.

What's the best condiment with chicken and chips?

And have you eaten any creme eggs lately? "

Sorry to barge in but..... mayo everytime

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Hope you’re ok, OP and home soon xx

I’m in. Waiting for a delivery of very expensive shoes makes for a boring day haha

I’m in

What shoes have you ordered?

Why do you have such weird sex dreams Hants? Think you're subconscious knows your heart and what you truly need better than you?

I know I'm not alone in this thinking but will you two just fuck already!?

Tickets please

Oh oh oh.... blindfolded audience

That voice

Absolutely THAT VOICE...delicious isn't it

Do not be fooled! That is just her telephone voice. The real Meli sounds like a docker from the 1950s

.....erm....yep, still would

Ditto"

You two!

I do sound like a docker, rather like that gruff tone. I would with you both.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better!

I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.

*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."

Glad to hear you are back at home

I'm happy to answer almost any question so count me in Meli

xxx

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Happy to be in for a while though please bear in mind that’s it’s me not tinder as 99% of messages etc are aimed at her not me

Marc

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Whaaat?! Why are you in hospital? Stop that at once and feel better!

I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.

*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."

Hope you're ok, Meli, but enjoy channeling your inner Lana.

I'm in by the way...I'm an open book (or massively guarded. It's either/or.)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Meli just stuck her nose in to my box, and I kind of liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m also in hospital (as a visitor, not a patient

) so I have some time to waste. Ask me anything.

Hope you’re ok, OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s pop n roll

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Interesting. How would you go about challenging this? "

I’m going to tie myself in knots trying to answer this, I just know it.

Basically I just don’t believe crazy chicks are better in bed. (Or out of it, before anyone tries to get semantically clever.)

I think that’s a hoary old cliché that backs up the fallacy that ‘good girls’ or healthy, well-adjusted women don’t enjoy fucking. Surely around here we all know that they do.

Maybe (and even this feels like a stretch), just maybe, less-than-stable people perform a bit more. Make a big deal out of enjoying sex. Maybe even when they’re *not* actually enjoying it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh interesting - I'm in but may have to answer later

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Still waiting on a question xxx

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Still waiting on a question xxx

I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one.

xx"

To be fair, I didn’t twig straight away that your question was a product of this thread. You ask this sort of thing all the time … it’s one of the reasons conversation with you is such a joy, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope all is ok Meli xx (hugs)

Anyway in.

And a question for the OP: FaF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask away

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in and ask away

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in.

But only if it’s asked here. I don’t want any messages in my our box thank you.

Mrs m

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one.

Do you know what's really rather lovely about our conversations? I get a chance to be to ask questions without feeling like it's too much, I need to filter or edit my stream of consciousness. I really value that.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do you know what's really rather lovely about our conversations? I get a chance to be to ask questions without feeling like it's too much, I need to filter or edit my stream of consciousness. I really value that. "

I’d be upset if you did filter yourself. Well, maybe upset is a bit strong. Disappointed, maybe. I want The Full Meli™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you are doing OK lovely and have someone looking after you at home.

You're all very welcome to ask me questions. I can't promise i won't make up the answers though

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Yep, why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli

Do I need to don my nurses outfit a la Bernard Breslaw and administer liberally lurpak'd crumpet loaf?

As for your thread...

I'm always up for a probing

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

I’d be upset if you did filter yourself. Well, maybe upset is a bit strong. Disappointed, maybe. I want The Full Meli™."

I think an appropriate sized one of these is rather fitting here

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Meli

Do I need to don my nurses outfit a la Bernard Breslaw and administer liberally lurpak'd crumpet loaf?

As for your thread...

I'm always up for a probing

I have a confession Bussy. On an erm... day trip to Greater Manchester recently (yeah, let's call it that) I purchased three loaves of crumpets loaf goodness.

I forgot about one. Discovered it this morning. It was a very sad site.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

Sight. Why can I not? There's no excuse.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'll be fine. Almost cried but I didn't. I'm home now so Lana Del Rey is my mood and life until I feel a bit less meh. Hope you're well Glob*.

*this might stick. It will stick. Sorry about that."

Glad you're home. Hope the meh passes quickly.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I missed this thread (confounded work!). I would have been în.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Still waiting on a question xxx

I've only been asked a couple! Slowly working my way through the thread to make sure everyone gets a good (questionable) one.

xx"

Ok hun understandable I'll exercise a bit more patience lol

xxx

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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