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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What’s the worst town/place in the UK you’ve visited (or God forbid, lived in!)

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"What’s the worst town/place in the UK you’ve visited (or God forbid, lived in!)

Wolverhampton.

Nuking it from orbit is too good for that place.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Bridgwater... dear to my heart but it's a shithole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luton

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Stoke

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wellingborough

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Bradford… just wow!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Peterhead

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Luton

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By *ine TimeMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Boston

Telford

King’s Lynn

Fareham

Dundee (though I was told the other week it had vastly improved since my last visit)

There are others…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldershot

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Harlesdon, London. lived there for a few years - shudders in the memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaywick

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once visited Moss Side (as I was living in Manchester at the time and out of curiosity, purely to see how bad it really was).

The rumours are entirely true as it turns out….

An absolute shit hole.

I won’t be returning

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Feltham.

Hounslow.

SLOUGH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhyl

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hull

Scunthorpe

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

False fucking advertising!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don't believe that I've ever lived in a town and my surroundings were a shit hole in my opinion and never travelled to one either that would be weird for me to want to explore

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

From my last experiences visiting Manchester, London & Crewe all have a negative vibe

Liverpool, Bala, Stirling all have a positive memory

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By *resesse_MelioremCouple
over a year ago

Border of London

Hands down, Britannia Hotel, Stockport (a few years ago now - might be under different management). Worst hotel in the worst place, ever.

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

"Tonbridge "

I take that and raise you Medway! lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Boston and Stoke, neither are pleasant in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Skegness

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"I once visited Moss Side (as I was living in Manchester at the time and out of curiosity, purely to see how bad it really was).

The rumours are entirely true as it turns out….

An absolute shit hole.

I won’t be returning

I went in the late 80s and there was bulletproof glass in the shops so you couldn't touch anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my last experiences visiting Manchester, London & Crewe all have a negative vibe

Liverpool, Bala, Stirling all have a positive memory "

Bala is my favourite place in the whole world, I’m waiting for the first hot day so I can go back.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Bridgwater... dear to my heart but it's a shithole

It literally stinks of shit as well!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I once visited Moss Side (as I was living in Manchester at the time and out of curiosity, purely to see how bad it really was).

The rumours are entirely true as it turns out….

An absolute shit hole.

I won’t be returning

I went in the late 80s and there was bulletproof glass in the shops so you couldn't touch anything!

It’s a truly ghastly shit pit; I remember that there was a specially designated parking cage (yes, an actual cage!) in one bit

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Jaywick. Genuinely shocked how deprived it is.

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Sorry to say Stoke becoming a right s hole

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"False fucking advertising!"

Sorry

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah Jaywick; Yes indeed. Beautiful sea views

….and then you turn and look at the actual town….

Sweet Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must agree with _irty-pair Jaywick is c not good..

But unfortunately there is plenty of places around the UK that are shit holes..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bridgwater... dear to my heart but it's a shithole

It literally stinks of shit as well!! "

It's not as bad now the cellophane factory has closed.

But it does smell of shit in the summer when the farmers are befouling their fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luton still gives me nightmares.

Sarah

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Blackpool

Skegness"

I can confirm skegness too, I work there at time and hate the summer, it’s like the land of zombies

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Bolton or Middlesbrough

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Stevenage

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

The Kings Road isn’t what it used to be…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feltham.

Nearly moved there

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gravesend: It’s as bad as the name suggests.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Edmonton/Enfield north london off the M25 at junction 25 for the A10/North Circular Road.

I grew up there and it was wonderful then.

The "planners" have wrecked it over the years and it's got progressively worse.

Just awful now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chatham

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hull was pretty grim

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By *ipperbangMan
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Slough, as previously mentioned: So shit that it even prompted the late poet laureate, Sir John Betjeman to compose a highly derogatory poem dedicated to the place.

It is also said that Queen Victoria was so disgusted by the town that she used to close the curtains in the royal car on the train whenever she passed through.

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By *ipperbangMan
over a year ago

Sittingbourne

"Hands down, Britannia Hotel, Stockport (a few years ago now - might be under different management). Worst hotel in the worst place, ever."

I stayed there twice(free parking & airport transfer) It is disgustingly grubby sort of place you wipe your feet on the way out

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Thank god know one has mentioned just south of the river

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Most of London

Southend

Liverpool

A fair chunk of Manchester

Luton

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The flat I lived in with my ex many years ago apparently. It was a lovely flat, but she was obsessed with tidy and zero clutter.

So even the one thing being out on show when it should be in some storage was "I'm sick of this place looking like a shit hole"

And no! I was not untidy!

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Most of London

Southend

Liverpool

A fair chunk of Manchester

Luton

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most in London behave

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Feltham.

Nearly moved there

I’m trying to picture you living there but just can’t!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Southend

Basildon

Clacton

Jaywick

Yep, they rank up there alright.

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

Blackpool

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Barrow in Furness

Blackpool

Newport

Leicester

I could go on some others have been mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middlesbrough. It's an absolute shit hole, and it stinks too cos of all the chemical factories spouting out fumes. There's a reason people from Boro are know locally as "Smoggies"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Scunthorpe was a bit grim. That was many many moons ago now though, it may have changed.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Sorry to say Stoke becoming a right s hole "

It was grim when I lived there 30 years ago....

Blackpool is awful

The very worst place I've ever been is Leigh in Lancashire. It was dark when I was there and it was still fucking horrendous

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Blackpool.

But where I live a part of Jaywick is like a 3rd world shanty town

More on purpose by certain house developers,Because they want to build/get permission for mini mansions on the beach

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I almost don’t want to own up to this, but am I really the only one who came here intrigued about the promise of a different kind of thread entirely?!!!

Or did you all go ‘ahem’, type a grotty place name and quietly back out again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brierley Hill. Poor old town now, it never was much to begin with.

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Peterborough

Chatham"

Chatham is indeed Kents rectum.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"Barrow in Furness

Blackpool

Newport

Leicester

I could go on some others have been mentioned."

Have to say...Barrow is grim

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"I almost don’t want to own up to this, but am I really the only one who came here intrigued about the promise of a different kind of thread entirely?!!!

Or did you all go ‘ahem’, type a grotty place name and quietly back out again?

I must admit that I initially expected a completely different direction to the one this thread went in

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Tunbridge Wells.

I much prefer Tonbridge.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Stoke

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Barrow in Furness

Blackpool

Newport

Leicester

I could go on some others have been mentioned.

Have to say...Barrow is grim"

That's an understatement. Filthiest city I've ever seen

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Cumbernauld! The best thing about it, is the road out!

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

Great Yarmouth. If that's Great, I'd fucking hate to go to Shite Yarmouth...

And closer to home, Northampton is an absolute pit of a place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's five towns and Fenton.

Hanley

Stoke

Longton

Burslem

Tunstall

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Worked in Plaistow fir a tome when I lived in London, fucking hated that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dartford or Crawley, it's a hard choice.

Jaywick obviously, had a lovely holiday in the caravan park right next door but it was an eye opener having to drive through there to get to it.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

here I was thinking this was going to be a spicy thread about anal sex gone wrong on fab meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newton Stewart in Scotland.

(Run down, damp, miserable..etc.)

Though I like scotland, on the whole.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Milton Keynes.

I was travelling back north on the M1 only to discover that it was closed near Milton Keynes and was likely to remain closed for several hours.

I managed to get off the motorway and drove towards Milton Keynes in the direction of the M40 to continue my journey north. I took a wrong turn at one of the dozens of traffic islands and ended up in a ghetto estate, it was grim. It seemed a soulless and unloved place.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Boston & Stoke stand out as exceptionally grim

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Dartford or Crawley, it's a hard choice.

Jaywick obviously, had a lovely holiday in the caravan park right next door but it was an eye opener having to drive through there to get to it."

Jaywick OMFG. I stayed in that Caravan park years ago , the coast there is nice and quiet but wandered into the actual town and pubs and thought o was hallucinating or had been transported into an alternative universe!

It’s actually very very similar to a place just north of Perth in Western Australia , a crayfishing community of squatters on the beach in shacks that are high on crack and violent as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tunbridge Wells.

I much prefer Tonbridge."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonbridge

I take that and raise you Medway! lol"

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester has become a shit hole, Piccadilly gardens are a disgrace

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Middlesbrough. Dire place. Worked there a few weeks ago. Everything comes with cornbeef. Was asked to go back an refused. Rather have a week off. Swansea & gosport are a close 2nd.

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By *entlemanH666Man
over a year ago

Bath

Why did I think this was going to be a thread about Anal?

Lost cause

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Peterborough

Chatham"

I was born in pboro and yes it's now a shithole

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"Tonbridge

I take that and raise you Medway! lol"

I have to agree with you about Medway towns. Chatham an Gillingham the biggest shitholes on earth

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By *alirepublicMan
over a year ago

North East, UK

"Jaywick

Doesn't get any worse in the UK I suppose haha

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By *alirepublicMan
over a year ago

North East, UK

"Why did I think this was going to be a thread about Anal?

Lost cause "

Hahaha, makes 2 of us then

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Hands down, Britannia Hotel, Stockport (a few years ago now - might be under different management). Worst hotel in the worst place, ever.

I stayed there twice(free parking & airport transfer) It is disgustingly grubby sort of place you wipe your feet on the way out

Why did you stay twice? If so bad.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Torquay is my kinda shithole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Corby

Crawley

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Blackpool

I went Hull once and there was loads of dog shit everywhere like loads

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I came here thinking it was a rant about a dirty bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head, worse than any suburb, city, town or village, a ghetto in its own rights at times

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Blackpool, one street in from the prom. And it’s just dire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool visited and its worse every time

Lived in these places ..

Loanhead

Aldershot

Cardenden

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I came here thinking it was a rant about a dirty bum hole

And you still came?

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By *ed-devilsCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Enfield

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Blackpool visited and its worse every time "

I lived in Blackpool for a bit. Let’s just say you’re all correct. It’s not pleasant.

But … Preston’s worse and it’s just next-door.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I came here thinking it was a rant about a dirty bum hole

And you still came?"

Yeah I was just making a brew too drink as I read the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me giggle, Preston and Luton is high up there, I've got three boys and 1 of them lives in Preston and 1 in Luton (we won't mention the other one who lives in Maidstone)

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

In no particular order, Swindon, Crewe and Watford

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Feltham.

Nearly moved there

"
some parts of feltham are ok the town isn't great mind

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m surprised nobody has been offended and upset yet. I came to this thread expecting high drama as people slagged off each other’s hometowns.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Southend

aw, used to love southend,

and canvey

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Great Yarmouth. If that's Great, I'd fucking hate to go to Shite Yarmouth...

And closer to home, Northampton is an absolute pit of a place. "

Correct about Yarmouthm as soon as I saw this topic that's the first place that came to mind. It's such a shame so many places around our coast are utter dumps, I go to France and pretty much every coastal town is really nice.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Stevenage "

Lived there for about 7 years, I can confirm this to me true. Know locally as Chavenage.

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By *ustbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Craigavon in Northern Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwmbran has got to be up there too

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I think the nearest place to me mention on here is feltham and that's like 15 plus miles away anyway. East London been mentioned but everyone knows that's dire, just joking if anyone from there.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Funnily enough, I have just seen that the 2019 ‘winner’ for crappest town in the UK (as voted for in polls) was Peterborough.

I’m quite surprised by this as the part I visited was really pretty with some lovely architecture.

One reviewer quoted the following to justify the nomination though: ‘It’s the biggest dump in England with aggressive and inbred residents.’

Nice

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

Looks like Jaywick top so far , I had to have a look on Goo Earth , a load of prefabs squeezed in to as little space as poss , presume it is cheap and I bet it has lovely weather in that location ! Just wait and the artistic community will be in there ..

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By *ocopops1962Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

"I’m surprised nobody has been offended and upset yet. I came to this thread expecting high drama as people slagged off each other’s hometowns."

Esp as lots of nominations are hotbeds of Fab activity , M’boro , Scunthorpe , Skegness , P’boro etc etc

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Southend - was not so bad when I first moved there but slowly it has become a drug and gang riddled hole, how the hell they won City status I do not know.

Scunthorpe - you know you're there as the smell hits you from the steel works (although admittedly this is one of my childhood memory smells) and the town has literally run down over the years

And lastly where I love, any money the council have in grants have been spent on completely the wrong thing and making them look good for all the wrong reasons, the areas that need the help are having budget cuts and struggling

Tinder

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I came here thinking it was a rant about a dirty bum hole

Ha ha do did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool visited and its worse every time

Lived in these places ..

Loanhead

Aldershot

Cardenden "

Lived in Aldershot...Nice Lido though.

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Well I'm originally from Ghana so can't really compare..haha

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

"Stevenage

Lived there for about 7 years, I can confirm this to me true. Know locally as Chavenage.

XX"

Basildon beats stevenage hands down. It's a shit hole

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Also Grimsby too. I mean the first 4 letters are GRIM lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum's

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By *etermaryCouple
over a year ago

croydon

Thought it was about experiences with body areas..

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bradford. Words can't describe the place.

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

Salford

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

Blackpool. An absolute shithole

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Saw the thread title.

Thought this was going to be a photo critique topic.

My bad.

Carry on.

*Oh. And Bridgwater is definitely in the running.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going to put forward my own town to: High Wycombe.

Long gone is the idyllic and quite charming historical imagery of chair makers applying their craft whilst sat on tree stumps in the middle of the leafy woods; the reality is sadly now a hive of scumery, boarded up shops and litter strewn streets.

We were proud to achieve the coveted number nine spot in Crap Town’s a few years back and regularly feature in the top twenty in polls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I’m going to put forward my own town to: High Wycombe.

We were proud to achieve the coveted number nine spot in Crap Town’s a few years back and regularly feature in the top twenty in polls

High Wycombe has been a dump for many years

I'm going to throw Loughborough in to the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clacton on sea

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I didn’t enjoy living in Southampton very much. It was described to me once as the hole in the donut, which is probably a fair description.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Great Yarmouth. If that's Great, I'd fucking hate to go to Shite Yarmouth...

And closer to home, Northampton is an absolute pit of a place. "

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

I dont think it's an individual place ....most inner cities are fuck holes

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Has to be the house next to me, the house in the middle of the street and the house at the end. All now bought and rented out under short lets to homeless, ex convicts, addicts or people who like to fight them. Thanks Burnham, fuckmuncher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I live. Pontygwaith. It's why I don't go out. The people I've encountered are ....I can't write the specific as I'll probably get a ban but they start with

D A

And they love a good fight. Men and women

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Stevenage

Lived there for about 7 years, I can confirm this to me true. Know locally as Chavenage.

XX"

that place is just pure vile , swear everyone has slept with each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stockton-on-Tees "

Fucking preach sister! Could even just round that up to say 'Teesside' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool visited and its worse every time

Lived in these places ..

Loanhead

Aldershot

Cardenden

Lived in Aldershot...Nice Lido though."

Just try not to step on the needles

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Blackpool has been mentioned a lot.

Such a shithole!

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

I get why everyone is calling Blackpool a shit hole....but I've had so many fucking great nights there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bridgwater... dear to my heart but it's a shithole

It literally stinks of shit as well!!

It's not as bad now the cellophane factory has closed.

But it does smell of shit in the summer when the farmers are befouling their fields "

Anywhere in the country stinks when farmers are "manure" spreading,

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By *ike to suckMan
over a year ago

Rhydymwyn

Love to bump into you in Bala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the first time I visited Kent I stayed in Gravesend and I didn't like it at all, never did go back to work there.

The Isle of sheppy is another place marked off my list of places not to visit again.

Come across a few places up north which I haven't liked aswell, and also in the valleys.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

London

Just anywhere in it.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Rochdale simply the armpit of lancashire that shit that even mcdonalds left the town centre

The place where hopes and dreams come to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also Grimsby too. I mean the first 4 letters are GRIM lol"

I wholeheartedly concur

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Gotta be Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool although I was there during the euro final and the place was a shit heep

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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mansfield,if ever a town and its residents were stuck in the 80' s this is it.

The only place in the UK were at a wedding all the guests sit on the same side in the church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redcar proper shit hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Torquay is my kinda shithole "

Agree, parts of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Peterborough

Chatham"

Peterborough Cathedral is lovely. I went there for a wonderful concert to commemorate the 500th anniversary of Katherine of Aragon's marriage to Henry VIII. I confess I don't know the rest of the town.

My shout would be Croydon. The absolute quintessence of suburbia. Most of the places mentioned in the thread are impoverished, with all the predictable problems that causes. But Croydon isn't poor. It's smug, drab, and irredeemably vulgar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perm any of these in any particular order.

Chatham

Peterborough

Luton

Harlesden

Dover

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Luton

Blackpool

Skegness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatham is the only place you can buy a

Happy 30th Birthday Grandma card

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Parts of bolton.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Chatham is the only place you can buy a

Happy 30th Birthday Grandma card"

. And Stevenage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hull

Scunthorpe "

Another vote for Scunthorpe

Mrs

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Peterborough

Chatham

North of the Borough is poor

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Another one I had tried to forget is Mansfield. Had a few nights at the Premier Inn there, whilst doing an induction course for work. First evening work colleague went outside for a cigarette. Lady in reception asked if was going into the town. Her advice was not to go into the town centre alone after dark

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Leicester. Went there to try out a daytime "club", and it turned out to be a full-on knocking shop.

As I had booked a hotel for the night, I went out around the town for a bite to eat. Stopped into a pub, and before I had chance to even get to the bar, one guy was signalling from a distance that he wanted to take me outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I use to chat with a girl from a small town in Essex. She would praised her town and she would always make fun of Wales and run it down to me over the phone. Years later I decided to visit her town to see what I was missing and Harlow was very disappointing to say the least. I don't like to call anywhere a shit hole but it instantly came to my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously London’s been mentioned countless times already but I’ll say it again

London = shithole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to give an upvote for Wolverhampton. I spent 2 nights there about 15 years ago for work, and it was an absolute shit hole.

Also, Rotherham.

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

darlaston

"What’s the worst town/place in the UK you’ve visited (or God forbid, lived in!)

Phew… did wonder what this topic would be about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst town/place in the UK you’ve visited (or God forbid, lived in!)

Phew… did wonder what this topic would be about

Don't worry, I expect we all clicked on it with the same level of trepidation.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm going to give an upvote for Wolverhampton. I spent 2 nights there about 15 years ago for work, and it was an absolute shit hole.

Also, Rotherham. "

I used to pass through Wolverhampton on the train to Birmingham regularly.

I remember thinking whenever I went through that with all the crumbling, derelict factories and buildings there, it would make for a brilliant filming location for a post apocalyptic themed film.

Probably not the best advertisement to live there though

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Anywhere in the Medway towns

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

darlaston

"What’s the worst town/place in the UK you’ve visited (or God forbid, lived in!)

Phew… did wonder what this topic would be about

Don't worry, I expect we all clicked on it with the same level of trepidation. "

I thought it wa going to be another fabguys post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offense but the whole of the West Midlands is grim. Nice people there though xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parts of London.

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"Scunthorpe was a bit grim. That was many many moons ago now though, it may have changed."

The good thing about Scunthorpe though is that it has the word 'cunt' in it

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By *eesiderladd31Man
over a year ago

redcar

Next doors garden haha

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Can't help thinking our shit towns are worse than those of France, Italy and Spain

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By *appytaffWoman
over a year ago

blackwood

"Cwmbran has got to be up there too "

I grew up on Cwmbran it was nice when I was a kid it’s a proper dump now which is really really sad

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