FabSwingers.com forum: Part Deux my mate fancies you

By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

My mate the gog is out so I’ll continue it

1) Declare yourselves in

2) Send a love note to a postie who will post it anonymously on the thread for you

3) Don’t clutter up the thread with pointless posts

4) Don’t use this as an excuse to message anyone who isn’t in, you reprobates.

I’m in, and happy to get my postie shorts on

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in early this time

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still in, still can be postie

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Back in

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By *anBerksMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I’ll say I’m in. Like that will make any difference.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Still in & happy to play postie (filters are down for this thread)

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Still in and filters down so happy to play postie!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

I’m in this time xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just back from work so I am in! Give me 2 mins to put down my filters as happy to be postie

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in for a bit, happy to be postie

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Still in.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message I was too late to post on the last thread

Mrs Peaks, I’d love to explore all of your peaks and crevices

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m still here too. Hello you fine, fine bunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in, still happy to play Postie too

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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Back once again

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in.

I’m giving, I’m receiving…

Im confused…

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just back from work so I am in! Give me 2 mins to put down my filters as happy to be postie

Be careful that's all you lower...don't want you doing your back in...

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

From a lovely lady

Mr Elephantis I’ll give you a hug of the naked variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and remain ever hopeful

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Back in again

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Message for Daisy from a mouthwatering mate

‘Could you please tell daisy I’m waiting for our meet and as we were matched on a thread it’s law ‘

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

We are in , princess only here x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

A stunning beauty would like to say:-

Can you please let Elephantis know that I wish he were in my bed right now

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We're still in....

Tinder x

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Message for Daisy from a lovely gent

Can you tell Daisy she can come and lie in my flower bed any time she likes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sexy mate says

Could you tell Daisy that she'd look sweet upon the seat of my bicycle made for two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo there is a hottie in my box asking if i can pass on a message to Tasty Tatsy

Can you tell Tasty Tatsy I'd love to taste every inch of that enticing body?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Another one for Daisy from a sexy fella...

Please can you tell Daisy179

She makes me want to create a human two person daisy chain with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming for Littlebird, from a lovely gent:

Good to see you back lovely! Hope you enjoyed your week off (Fab) and look forward to talking to you later

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Pat has this for Twistedsoul

My oh my you have a very hot body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this time

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Oooo there is a hottie in my box asking if i can pass on a message to Tasty Tatsy

Can you tell Tasty Tatsy I'd love to taste every inch of that enticing body?

You’d have to send me a message to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'll throw my metaphorical hat into the ring lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fab - sponsored by Channel 4

Can you tell LittleBird that she's so hot, she could be in Hollyoaks.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Back in.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"From a lovely lady

Mr Elephantis I’ll give you a hug of the naked variety

By an extraordinary coincidence, those are my very favourite kind.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

In in in in in

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

It seems i missed part one so I'm in

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Happy to be postie for a bit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Incoming for Littlebird, from a lovely gent:

Good to see you back lovely! Hope you enjoyed your week off (Fab) and look forward to talking to you later

What a lovely message kind postie

Yep I’m back in the hood

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Postman Pat has this for Twistedsoul

My oh my you have a very hot body "

If you weren't such a secret admirer....maybe I could come push it up against you

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Back in, happy to be postie

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

A lovely gent searching for a post box asked me to pass on

Please would you tell Princess (PrinceandPrincess2000)

I’d love to play truth or dare with them, or hide the sausage

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Thank you for the msgs

I think I can guess who one is from!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're in pretty please

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot mate has sent the following

FAO Spider-Woman

I Asked Jeeves if a spider woman movie exist. He said no, you’ll have to make one. Fancy a flick?

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

"A lovely gent searching for a post box asked me to pass on

Please would you tell Princess (PrinceandPrincess2000)

I’d love to play truth or dare with them, or hide the sausage

Very happy to play games

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fab - sponsored by Channel 4

Can you tell LittleBird that she's so hot, she could be in Hollyoaks."

Thank you girlfriend postie

That’s very kind secret admirer but I’m afraid I don’t have enough fake tan to be in Hollyoaks

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over a year ago

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

My sexy friend has a message for _wistedsoul35 ,

your secret admirer is hoping you will climb the tower and find her

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

There’s so many gorgeous people on this thread….

Could you please tell horny couga that I would like to be right behind her in the top pic

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A reply from part one from Melaninmagic85

You can relocate any time you like my sexy South African friend xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from an absolute hottie

For Twistedsoul35, Tasty Tatsy and DeviantKnight she would love to upgrade an MFM to a full blown 4sum with these 3 hotties!

Wow!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A stunning beauty would like to say:-

Can you please let Elephantis know that I wish he were in my bed right now

Thank you! That's a stunning offer. Shall I bring my hot water bottle?

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Still in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Incoming message from an absolute hottie

For Twistedsoul35, Tasty Tatsy and DeviantKnight she would love to upgrade an MFM to a full blown 4sum with these 3 hotties!

Wow!

I’m in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A msg for the delectable Elephantis, from my gorgeous mate, she says...

I won’t be satisfied until we can’t speak, see or walk. I want housekeeping to look at the sheets and just give up. Let’s ruin a room & each other.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in for this!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Out for the moment

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Message for Cakeanyone

A hot couple have some cake for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in this time

I wouldn't get a second message in one day

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Back in again, I suppose

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Incoming message from an absolute hottie

For Twistedsoul35, Tasty Tatsy and DeviantKnight she would love to upgrade an MFM to a full blown 4sum with these 3 hotties!

Wow!

I’m in

Let's make this happen

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I’m in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

In for this

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A msg for the sexy Hornycouga, this good looking man would like to know..

Can I please be your cameraman?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Littlebird

Someone wants to know what you learned in class on the day your profile pic was taken

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Awww love these threads. Can I join in please?

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Ooh I’m in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A msg for the delectable Elephantis, from my gorgeous mate, she says...

I won’t be satisfied until we can’t speak, see or walk. I want housekeeping to look at the sheets and just give up. Let’s ruin a room & each other."

Holy fuck. Yes.

Poor Housekeeping. I'll give them a massive tip.

As it were.

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In and a willing postie

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Not that I’m a perv, but can I get in on this one …

Please tell Littlebird i have fake tan and would be happy to apply it.. With my little pinkie

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

My Handsome friends has asked me to pass this on to the lovely Bootiful day.

I’m looking forward to the chance of leading you into temptation and seeing if you’ll follow

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Back in and a willing postie

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My delightful mate has a message for passing fancies

If you go down to the woods today… please can you give me three hours notice so I can join you

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo incoming for the gorgeous daisy….

You’re so hot you could be in Hollyoaks

From a rather charming gentleman

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

A Lovely Lady has this message for revolver

Just browsed your pics and think it would be fun to handle the gun your hiding in those green shorts (heart)

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

RoseTinted get your coat you've pulled, this absolute hottie says...

I would love him to be doing filthy things to me just now.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"My Handsome friends has asked me to pass this on to the lovely Bootiful day.

I’m looking forward to the chance of leading you into temptation and seeing if you’ll follow"

Oooooo I am rather intrigued….I am a bit of a follower and quite easily swayed do the chances are high….feel free to slide into my box and let me know what tempting things will be in store

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"My delightful mate has a message for passing fancies

If you go down to the woods today… please can you give me three hours notice so I can join you"
3 hours???

the woods are literally straight over the road from us... give us a wave when you get here and we'll get the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Lovely Lady has this message for revolver

Just browsed your pics and think it would be fun to handle the gun your hiding in those green shorts (heart)"

I fucked up the washing machine cycle and they are now peach !!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a very sexy gent

For the sexy princess (_rinceandprincess2000), the next time she looks at my profile, she should maybe message me also

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

I'm in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Off to bed so I’m out. Have fun everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely gent wants to ask passing fancies

How does he get himself in a situation to be under your foot like that?

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Message just in from a very charming gent:

MissYeuxBleu - I wanna lick her from arsehole to clit, then tongue punch her dirt Box like I'm eating a kebab

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a gorgeous gent

Please can you tell MissYeuxBlues

I can’t stop looking at her big beautiful….

Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message just in from a very charming gent:

MissYeuxBleu - I wanna lick her from arsehole to clit, then tongue punch her dirt Box like I'm eating a kebab"

Valentine’s Day was 2 weeks ago !!!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo incoming girls the gorgeous Yeuxbleus…..

Her blue eyes captivate me and I'd love to see my blue eyes reflected in them

By a rather charming gentleman!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot hot mate has a message for the delicious Midnight

What does a guy have to do in order to get close and personal with you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird

Someone wants to know what you learned in class on the day your profile pic was taken"

Thank you gorgeous postie

That day, darling secret admirer, I practiced some of my special skills

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Message just in from a very charming gent:

MissYeuxBleu - I wanna lick her from arsehole to clit, then tongue punch her dirt Box like I'm eating a kebab"
charm still wins in the Welsh valleys

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Message for Dreamy_oo....that plastic still chaffs but paddles will always bite a little

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My very direct mate says

DreamyBoo - stop pissing around on the forums and come fuck me already

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"A lovely gent wants to ask passing fancies

How does he get himself in a situation to be under your foot like that?"
liking slipknot is a start

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

This one comes from an absolute stunner!

Can you tell Elephantis that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a beautiful gentleman

Please let MissYeuxBleus know that I want to mine her noodles

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"Message for Cakeanyone

A hot couple have some cake for you "

Ooh I do like cake

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not that I’m a perv, but can I get in on this one …

Please tell Littlebird i have fake tan and would be happy to apply it.. With my little pinkie

Thanks gorgeous

Sounds like I best get naked then. Thank you secret admirer. You’re on

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A lovely lady says

Please can you tell the following people, I fancy them and would like one night of passion with each of them:

Littlebird

Elephantis

Big Eric Tion

Bread Pitt

Rose Tinted Glasses

DanBerks

Mr Sprout

Thank you

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

There’s so many gorgeous people on this thread….

Could you please tell horny couga that I would like to be right behind her in the top pic "

Maybe next time I am in that position

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

A message for Littlebird from a man in great shape:

Can you please tell Littlebird that I’m still waiting for our cinema date

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

"Incoming message from a very sexy gent

For the sexy princess (_rinceandprincess2000), the next time she looks at my profile, she should maybe message me also

Ohhh if only I knew who you were and I might message

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my! Incoming for the gorgeous Elephantis!

I want to stare longingly into his gorgeous eyes before pouncing on him and doing lots of filthty things to him.

Do it. You should definitely let her

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"A msg for the sexy Hornycouga, this good looking man would like to know..

Can I please be your cameraman?"

Only cameraman?!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"This one comes from an absolute stunner!

Can you tell Elephantis that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks"

Thank you, Pete!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Msg for the dreamy DreamyBoo, from a sexy gent...

Just sit on my face and we’ll figure the rest out after

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a lovely gent

FAO MissYeuxBleus

You’re so hot you could be in Emmerdale. Theres an opening on the farm

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

My rather charming mate has a message for Littlebird:

starmix cola bottles are stashed around my bollocks for her to discover as she's got her hands tied behind her back mouth only

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A lovely lady says

Please can you tell the following people, I fancy them and would like one night of passion with each of them:

Littlebird

Elephantis

Big Eric Tion

Bread Pitt

Rose Tinted Glasses

DanBerks

Mr Sprout

Thank you "

That's a busy week.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Msg for the dreamy DreamyBoo, from a sexy gent...

Just sit on my face and we’ll figure the rest out after "

Deal

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Oh my! Incoming for the gorgeous Elephantis!

I want to stare longingly into his gorgeous eyes before pouncing on him and doing lots of filthty things to him.

Do it. You should definitely let her

You won't need to pounce! I'll come willingly.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

A message from a lovely gent

Can you please ask Abootyful day how much force those braids can withstand?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"My very direct mate says

DreamyBoo - stop pissing around on the forums and come fuck me already"

Be careful what you wish for

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A lovely lady says

Please can you tell the following people, I fancy them and would like one night of passion with each of them:

Littlebird

Elephantis

Big Eric Tion

Bread Pitt

Rose Tinted Glasses

DanBerks

Mr Sprout

Thank you

That's a busy week.

It certainly does

Thank you secret admirer. Im presuming it’ll be all at once?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A very sexy couple asked me to say:

Can you please reply to revolver

That’s ok you can leave them off you won’t need them.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Postie out

In the pub

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My lovely new mate says

Could you tell Littlebird that every day is a school day with her but not to be too hard on her students as she has a warm heart really.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Message just in from a very charming gent:

MissYeuxBleu - I wanna lick her from arsehole to clit, then tongue punch her dirt Box like I'm eating a kebab"

Best offer I’ve ever had!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A lovely lady says

Please can you tell the following people, I fancy them and would like one night of passion with each of them:

Littlebird

Elephantis

Big Eric Tion

Bread Pitt

Rose Tinted Glasses

DanBerks

Mr Sprout

Thank you

That's a busy week.

It certainly does

Thank you secret admirer. Im presuming it’ll be all at once?

We could always offer ourselves as a 2 for 1?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from my gorgeous mate

Message for Big Eric tion

If I promise to share my Mini Eggs with you, will you take those boxers off?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A very sexy couple asked me to say:

Can you please reply to revolver

That’s ok you can leave them off you won’t need them. "

I’ve just had my bottom spanked!!

It is a very sexy lady, not a couple who would like the message passed on!! You don’t wanna miss this one

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A sexy gent is getting ready for the dawn of spring……

Plz tell Daisy....I'd love to cum and spurt my fertiliser all over her flower bed

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

"Incoming message from a very sexy gent

For the sexy princess (_rinceandprincess2000), the next time she looks at my profile, she should maybe message me also

Ohhh if only I knew who you were and I might message "

Before anyone asks it wasn’t me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A message for Littlebird from a man in great shape:

Can you please tell Littlebird that I’m still waiting for our cinema date"

Thank you lovely postie

I had totally forgotten about the cinema. Get in my box immediately secret admirer

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Postie out

In the pub "

Get me one in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My rather charming mate has a message for Littlebird:

starmix cola bottles are stashed around my bollocks for her to discover as she's got her hands tied behind her back mouth only"

Thank you lovely postie

Luckily the lure of Haribo will negate my need to use my hands at all

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Postie out

In the pub

Get me one in

And me

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Postie out

In the pub

Get me one in

Pint?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A lovely lady says

Please can you tell the following people, I fancy them and would like one night of passion with each of them:

Littlebird

Elephantis

Big Eric Tion

Bread Pitt

Rose Tinted Glasses

DanBerks

Mr Sprout

Thank you

That's a busy week.

It certainly does

Thank you secret admirer. Im presuming it’ll be all at once?

We could always offer ourselves as a 2 for 1?

We definitely should

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Message from a serious hot chested hotty:

Could you tell Bootyful that I'd love to melt her like wax in a flame?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A sexy gent is getting ready for the dawn of spring……

Plz tell Daisy....I'd love to cum and spurt my fertiliser all over her flower bed"

Thanks, what an offer!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Postie out

In the pub

Get me one in

Pint?"

Of wine

Tough day

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Fab females are getting the blokes hot under the collar…… I’ve been asked to:

tell MissYeauxbleu....

Would she drip all over my face like a donor does

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from my gorgeous mate

For Elephantis

Comments have passed between us briefly in the past.

I've perved you from afar.

How do I get your attention to come share a dirty kebab with me one night?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Postie out

In the pub

Get me one in

No I’m sulking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

I'm in.

.•°°

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My ever horny mate says

Tell ABootyfulDay that she can bury her face in my chest anytime. I think it’s cute.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Postie out

In the pub

Get me one in

Pint?

Of wine

Tough day"

BARMAN!

We have an emergency.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Follow up message for Tasty Tasty and Deviantknight

The gorgeous hottie is game if you’re brave enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy couple asked me to say:

Can you please reply to revolver

That’s ok you can leave them off you won’t need them. "

I am truly enticed .

Thanks all for my anonymous messages. That’s my wank fodder for tonight sorted so I will respectfully say goodnight now to each and everyone of you.

Out !

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

"Incoming message from a very sexy gent

For the sexy princess (_rinceandprincess2000), the next time she looks at my profile, she should maybe message me also

Ohhh if only I knew who you were and I might message

Before anyone asks it wasn’t me "

Aww that's a shame was going to message aswell

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A sexy gent is getting ready for the dawn of spring……

Plz tell Daisy....I'd love to cum and spurt my fertiliser all over her flower bed

Thanks, what an offer!

The requester wants to ‘say to Daisy she has to help with the process of spurting though’

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Incoming message from my gorgeous mate

For Elephantis

Comments have passed between us briefly in the past.

I've perved you from afar.

How do I get your attention to come share a dirty kebab with me one night?

Shish, let's marinade all night until the pita dawn.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A message from a sexy dreamy Fabber who has…..

A message for the seriously hot Littlebird.

Fancy getting naked together one day and grope each other into submission?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My lovely new mate says

Could you tell Littlebird that every day is a school day with her but not to be too hard on her students as she has a warm heart really.

Thank you gorgeous postie

I’m generally not hard on my students at all but my heart I’m afraid is cold and black…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Incoming message from my gorgeous mate

Message for Big Eric tion

If I promise to share my Mini Eggs with you, will you take those boxers off?

I think I know this one. Of course I will.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A very sexy lady wants the following message to be relaid…. And hopefully it’s not the only thing getting laid later…..

Tell the wandering scotsman

"You can show me that lilt in your kilt anyday. And I'll let you play with my wee sporran "

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"A message from a lovely gent

Can you please ask Abootyful day how much force those braids can withstand?

Oh my! Quite a lot….they do enjoy being pulled

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

A question for HornyCouga15 from a very lovely gent:

You still haven’t told me why you’d want to hold my attention. Looking at your two most recent pics I can assure you that you have it now and I’m all ears…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm departing messageless

I'll get my coat

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Right I'm departing messageless

I'll get my coat

Get ya coat, you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very sexy lady would like to know what the gatekeeper could do with that tie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A message from a sexy dreamy Fabber who has…..

A message for the seriously hot Littlebird.

Fancy getting naked together one day and grope each other into submission?

Thank you darling postie

Of course I fancy getting naked secret admirer. I love being naked. And I’m pretty sure submission will follow

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

"Right I'm departing messageless

I'll get my coat

I think some people left the chat , I sent a postie for you x it said loving your positive vibes

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

"A very sexy lady wants the following message to be relaid…. And hopefully it’s not the only thing getting laid later…..

Tell the wandering scotsman

"You can show me that lilt in your kilt anyday. And I'll let you play with my wee sporran "

Ooh I wonder who this is... Reveal yourself and I'll bring along my chanter

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Follow up message for Tasty Tasty and Deviantknight

The gorgeous hottie is game if you’re brave enough!

Just make yourself known

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Message from a serious hot chested hotty:

Could you tell Bootyful that I'd love to melt her like wax in a flame?"

Oh I am so very flattered! If you could let me know how you plan to do this secret admirer then I’d be very grateful…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

From a gorgeous gent For Rickshawed

Are you Stacey’s mom - because you got it going on!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"My ever horny mate says

Tell ABootyfulDay that she can bury her face in my chest anytime. I think it’s cute."

Come here please so I can do this…..though I may end up kissing your chest…..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"From a gorgeous gent For Rickshawed

Are you Stacey’s mom - because you got it going on!"

I can confirm none of my children are called Stacy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A very sexy lady would like to know what the gatekeeper could do with that tie"

I hear that it’s a very flexible garment so happy to learn a few new things

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Plz tell A Bootyfull day...

That her booty could ruin my face any day, come sit down on my tongue, ill teach her the real art of lip reading

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Out now and off for a special Tuesday wank

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"A question for HornyCouga15 from a very lovely gent:

You still haven’t told me why you’d want to hold my attention. Looking at your two most recent pics I can assure you that you have it now and I’m all ears…….

I know who that is - and he is very lovely indeed even when he is roasting me with gin in hand! Tell him I will slide my ass into his DMs!

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Ttfn

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