FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Getting ready to go out is such a boring process, plus I need a daily ego stroking.

1) Declare yourselves in

2) Send a love note to a postie who will post it anonymously on the thread for you

3) Don’t clutter up the thread with pointless posts

4) Don’t use this as an excuse to message anyone who isn’t in, you reprobates.

I’m in, and happy to get my postie shorts on

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah go on then

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

In desperate attempt for attention. And fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but I am about to shower I will be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in. Px

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A very curious friend says

Please tell Wonko I can see his cock looking at me from all angles. Ask him if it likes what it sees

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'll be in for a bit.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ok I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'm in for a wee while.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Getting ready to go out is such a boring process, plus I need a daily ego stroking.

1) Declare yourselves in

2) Send a love note to a postie who will post it anonymously on the thread for you

3) Don’t clutter up the thread with pointless posts

4) Don’t use this as an excuse to message anyone who isn’t in, you reprobates.

I’m in, and happy to get my postie shorts on"

I'm off t the pub probably be dead so im in to be postie as ever

as all the ladies already in know I fancy them lol, and only goes like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very curious friend says

Please tell Wonko I can see his cock looking at me from all angles. Ask him if it likes what it sees"

It thinks it does

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play. Filters dropped if anyone wants to relay their filth through me

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I'm in

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By *eachButtonWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one for preytothefaries

my wonderful mate said that he would happily let her cover his whole cock in googly eyes!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A extremely sexy friend of mine says

Please tell ClittyLicker that my clit needs licking... Now. Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then, we're both in

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one's for Nora!

my mate said please tell Nora

She oozes class and sophistication x

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

My friend would love to wish quack, a very happy birthday and hopes she has been spoiled x

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Go for it I’m in!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A fine gent has said

Uisge Beatha

I wish I was in her age range and lived closer to Scotland! She has a gorgeous figure and looks great in lingerie, what I wouldn’t give to see her out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In for the filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there I was, minding my own business when I found a note on the floor, I opened it and read it. It’s not signed from

Anyone but I feel I need to get this message out there and hopefully the lady I question gets to read it.

Dear LEMONBUTTERCREAM, despite your profile being hidden, your smile on your profile picture is sufficient reason enough for me to ask you out for coffee, tea, or something stronger. If only you could give a hint as to your geographical location, it'd help immensely for me to know my chances at that!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you please tell

Lemonbuttercream that she has the best pixels on fab, and she knows exactly what they do to me... Even without the pixels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"this one's for Nora!

my mate said please tell Nora

She oozes class and sophistication x "

Aw thanks mystery person xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always in for this one, and always happy to play Postie

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By *oby321Man
over a year ago

Earth

Go on then, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Pete.

Message Pete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm innnnn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you please tell Nora there’s only one trend I’d like her to be and that’s an upward trend of dates with me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

One for the gorgeous Quacksplat!

Can you tell the delightful Quacksplat that I still want to fuck her wearing my dinosaur onesie and chicken slippers please?

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By *ick and JoMan
over a year ago

worcester

I’m mick

I’m in

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

And one for my beautiful friend from another sexy one

Please tell Testarossa that i adore her and her beautiful boobies

Thank you!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Could you please tell Nora there’s only one trend I’d like her to be and that’s an upward trend of dates with me "

Oh that sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very attractive person has messaged to say:

Can you please tell Brucey that I find his threads insightful and informative?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'll happily be the leaden-footed messenger of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm in. It's been a while

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join this illustrious gathering

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll play for a while.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please... My shitty month is continuing and i need cheering up

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Ah - stick it in the fuck it bucket.

I’m in. I shall play postie…. To the same buggers that always make me do their dirty work

Mrs m

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By *Darkhorse69Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ South Yorkshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll play. Filters dropped if anyone wants to relay their filth through me

Oooo at last an opening through the filters....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm too old to even message the OP

Take me now

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"A fine gent has said

Uisge Beatha

I wish I was in her age range and lived closer to Scotland! She has a gorgeous figure and looks great in lingerie, what I wouldn’t give to see her out of it"

Thank you! Blushing furiously though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi oi Woody, this one is for you

my delicious friend said please tell WoodyB I think he’s great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'm in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oooh a naked body appeared at my door with a message for Midnight…

Can you tell Midnight that her shitty month is now at an end - MAFS is back shortly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did just Pete just say something?

From WHO KNOWS

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Let's see if there's any luv for Chunks

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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m in. Or my mate is..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A very secret mate of mine says

Please tell tinder and beard they have some amazing pics and are a lovely couple

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a message for Midnight, from one stone-cold FOX of a woman to another:

“FFS luv. You know I fancy you. Let’s do the Costa of shame together …”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Woooo hooo listen up lucky lads!! This form an absolute hottie!

DeviantKnight and Twistedsoul35 that I'd love to be the meat in a MFM sandwich with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon darling, this one is for you, from a genuine hunk!!

Please tell LemonButterCream that her new profile photo is eleven kinds of gorgeous, and I’ll list them all one-by-one for her later, after we’ve done the hot sexing.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Harlot O Scara she is a stunning curvy Goddess and I wish I was that tattoo on her chest just to lay between her amazing boobles all day long x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Midnight that I'd be delighted to cheer her up with a vegan pizza and wine anytime

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oh midnight. You have opened the floodgates (of perhaps my gates) another message has got through…,

Please could you tell Midnight that i still adore her and her profile! And im still patiently waiting for a delicious Little get together

Thank youuuuu x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Harlot that she's so hot, she could be in Hollyoaks.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy to join in

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By *ffc290677Couple
over a year ago

sandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a message for Midnight~

"Midnight, Life gives me all sorts of wonderful things to look at, but you take my breath away…. & I can’t even see those friends pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh a naked body appeared at my door with a message for Midnight…

Can you tell Midnight that her shitty month is now at an end - MAFS is back shortly!"

Yaaaassss xx are we going to have daily updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is for Mrs Richshawed.. from a beautiful specimen of man!

Would you be kind enough to tell Mrs Rickshawed that I love everything about her body and mind. Her forum posts are funny and great to read and I regularly make use of her pictures

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oooh just Pete. A young hottie has popped by my place

Message for Just Pete please.... My mate says she'd prick him with her Blue Peter badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*open messege from mate.

*select all

*forward to FAb forum ‘my mate fancies you’ thread.

Well, I hope this works!!….

Dear _ugarbaby777,

You have a stunning ass that could put many female ones to shame.

I'm fighting the urge to bury my face in it and eat your buns out properly for supper tonight and breakfast tomorrow!"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh quacksplat you lucky thing I’m jealous!

Can you please tell Quacksplat that pineapple on pizza and a big sausage will be on the menu

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

For Tinder and the Beard, the lucky people, from a beautiful couple: 'Can we be the filling in a Tinder and Beard sandwich?'

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Awwww my (actually true) very good friend has sent a lovely message…. I mean, it was written in crayon - but he really tried

Tell all the ladies they are lush and worth all the fancies.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This one is for Mrs Richshawed.. from a beautiful specimen of man!

Would you be kind enough to tell Mrs Rickshawed that I love everything about her body and mind. Her forum posts are funny and great to read and I regularly make use of her pictures

Make use? Do you print them out and stick them on your dartboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message for Midnight, from one stone-cold FOX of a woman to another:

“FFS luv. You know I fancy you. Let’s do the Costa of shame together …”"

hold ups or stockings

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By *anastarMan
over a year ago

Harlow

I'd love my ego stroked for once so I'm in lol

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Awwww my (actually true) very good friend has sent a lovely message…. I mean, it was written in crayon - but he really tried

Tell all the ladies they are lush and worth all the fancies.

Even broken crayons still colour

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By *elaninMagicWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

In for a penny but prefer a POUND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to be postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh just Pete. A young hottie has popped by my place

Message for Just Pete please.... My mate says she'd prick him with her Blue Peter badge

^Here's one I made earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for an hour or so

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A true friend who can’t make gravy has asked me to ask Midnight

Is eating the lady garden vegan?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A very secret mate of mine says

Please tell tinder and beard they have some amazing pics and are a lovely couple"

Why thankyou

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh incoming for my mate MistyPeaks!

Could you please tell Misty that I’ve missed flirting with her, she’s fantastic, filthy and funny and has a wazzo pair of jugs

Note.... Midnight did NOT type this herself, but she might definitely agrees

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Rickshawed! A very sexy man would like to know this.

Hello Rickshawed. …what did happen at band camp?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

An awesome buddy of mine has requested

Can -Mr- introduce me to his "mate "

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"For Tinder and the Beard, the lucky people, from a beautiful couple: 'Can we be the filling in a Tinder and Beard sandwich?'"

Now there's an offer

Tinder xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Hovis Waffle:

Can the Mrs play with your waffle?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In after a shitty, shitty day. Happy to play postie.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Hovis Waffle:

Can the Mrs play with your waffle?"
as long as she brings syrup.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Ooooh incoming for my mate MistyPeaks!

Could you please tell Misty that I’ve missed flirting with her, she’s fantastic, filthy and funny and has a wazzo pair of jugs

Note.... Midnight did NOT type this herself, but she might definitely agrees

Bonus points for the use of “wazzo”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh and filters dropped for this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one's for Brucey, from a proper ass

tell Brucey that he's so hot, he could be in Hollyoaks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a quick, no-nonsense, straight-to-the-point message from a total babe.

For the very delicious Lemonbuttercream ..... #girlcrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up Nora..

a true gent has said please tell Nora that her legs have provided a very welcome distraction today and I'm happy to apply a little massage oil on them

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"*open messege from mate.

*select all

*forward to FAb forum ‘my mate fancies you’ thread.

Well, I hope this works!!….

Dear _ugarbaby777,

You have a stunning ass that could put many female ones to shame.

I'm fighting the urge to bury my face in it and eat your buns out properly for supper tonight and breakfast tomorrow!""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m off out and am leaving my phone behind, be good and if you can’t be good - be careful

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Incoming message from a hottie for

isearching

Great pics. Shame we’re not local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Rickshawed, a follow up to your response..

her pictures aren’t on a dartboard but they have been pricked several times

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For _aitonel from a very sexy couple!

For Kaitonel , the Mrs thinks you have an amazing body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two quick ones before I go

Message for Kaitonel please

My mate loves drooling over your photos... A girl can dream

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ey up Nora..

a true gent has said please tell Nora that her legs have provided a very welcome distraction today and I'm happy to apply a little massage oil on them "

Oh I do love a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Nora that she's so hot, she could be in Hollyoaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot off the press

Can you tell _ugarbaby777 she has an amazing figure

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi oi Toby321

a rather beaut mate said that you're delicious and your dick is perfect.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in if anyone feels the urge.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This lovely mate of mine has asked me to say....

Oh please tell Julie & Beef…

True friendship is rare. And I genuinely appreciate yours.

Ps - fancy a fuck?

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And one for my beautiful friend from another sexy one

Please tell Testarossa that i adore her and her beautiful boobies

Thank you!!"

Kisses

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"For _aitonel from a very sexy couple!

For Kaitonel , the Mrs thinks you have an amazing body

Thank you very much, Mrs. Feel free to continue to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Two quick ones before I go

Message for Kaitonel please

My mate loves drooling over your photos... A girl can dream"

How about you drool over it in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50,s dad bod im in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A true friend who can’t make gravy has asked me to ask Midnight

Is eating the lady garden vegan?"

Oi- I did not say lady garden, I said pu..

Shit…

Rumbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo incoming for MelaninMagic85 from my sizzling mate who wants me to tell you that your cleavage is on FIRE. Wow. Hot stuff.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh woody b! My very gorgeous mate asked me to pass this message along....

They loved seeing your hammer and imagining it striking over and over

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

We’re in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed! A very sexy man would like to know this.

Hello Rickshawed. …what did happen at band camp?

It involved a flute, a trumpet, and the contents of a spit valve

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Message from a lovely gentleman for erm *checks notes* me

Oh Julie, lovely lady, why such a shitty day?

Can you please tell Julie from Julie and Beef (yep!!) that I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I love reading what she writes on the forums and I wish wish wish I could meet her soon for a very fulfilling night

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A true friend who can’t make gravy has asked me to ask Midnight

Is eating the lady garden vegan?

Oi- I did not say lady garden, I said pu..

Shit…

Rumbled

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in while I think of something to say...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This lovely mate of mine has asked me to say....

Oh please tell Julie & Beef…

True friendship is rare. And I genuinely appreciate yours.

Ps - fancy a fuck?

Tinder x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message from a hottie for

isearching

Great pics. Shame we’re not local

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mrs Rickshawed, a follow up to your response..

her pictures aren’t on a dartboard but they have been pricked several times "

Several? A good sign of a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A true friend who can’t make gravy has asked me to ask Midnight

Is eating the lady garden vegan?

Oi- I did not say lady garden, I said pu..

Shit…

Rumbled

Shut it MP

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In and happy to pass on messages

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Woooo hooo listen up lucky lads!! This form an absolute hottie!

DeviantKnight and Twistedsoul35 that I'd love to be the meat in a MFM sandwich with them?

Hmm said meat should reveal themselves, so I know just how much sauce is required for this sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all showered now, and caught up. Thank you for my lovely messages.

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hot off the press

Can you tell _ugarbaby777 she has an amazing figure

Thanks"

Aw thank you to your mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Quacksplat....

My mate is gutted they never got to see Quack's duckie! Don't leave us hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Mrs Peaks (of MistyPeaks)

Please tell MistyPeaks that I wanna run amok with her through the streets.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you tell Nora that she's so hot, she could be in Hollyoaks"

. As their Nan

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a message for Nora, from a truly fabulous pair of tits … ahem. Sorry. From a truly fabulous lady …

She says: “You’re a treasured friend, even though we have never met in person xx”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh woody b! My very gorgeous mate asked me to pass this message along....

They loved seeing your hammer and imagining it striking over and over

Haha. I like whackin’ for those that like to watch.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A delightful young lady of the forum has asked me to tell

Harlot

that she's looking absolutely delicious in her photographs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one's for the biggest of Erics, from a fucking gorgeous mate of mine...

Big-eric-tion

Offffttt my mate says Big-eric-tion by name, big erection in person... Lets find out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a beautiful lady

Could you please tell Elephantis that people like him make the world (and forum) a much more enjoyable place.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Northwich (just visiting)

We're in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A message for PreyToTheFairies …

I don’t have a beautiful body but I do have a beautiful cock. And I’d love to ram it all the way to back of your throat next time I’m passing through the North.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a message for Midnight~

"Midnight, Life gives me all sorts of wonderful things to look at, but you take my breath away…. & I can’t even see those friends pictures.

Aww this is lovely

thank you

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hiya

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh midnight. You have opened the floodgates (of perhaps my gates) another message has got through…,

Please could you tell Midnight that i still adore her and her profile! And im still patiently waiting for a delicious Little get together

Thank youuuuu x"

Ohhhhhhh... intriguing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Midnight that I'd be delighted to cheer her up with a vegan pizza and wine anytime

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"this one's for the biggest of Erics, from a fucking gorgeous mate of mine...

Big-eric-tion

Offffttt my mate says Big-eric-tion by name, big erection in person... Lets find out

Who is this fucking gorgeous mate..

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a hottie for midnight!

Please can you tell midnight

She gives me tingly feelings on my tingly bits

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

From a very nice gent

I’m not Peter Parker, but Spider-Woman is making everything tingle.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"A message for PreyToTheFairies …

I don’t have a beautiful body but I do have a beautiful cock. And I’d love to ram it all the way to back of your throat next time I’m passing through the North."

I didn't say I had to mean the part about a beautiful body

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By *oby321Man
over a year ago

Earth

"oi oi Toby321

a rather beaut mate said that you're delicious and your dick is perfect. "

Thank you soo much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my.. I had to sit down and fan myself after reading this message

My mate says please tell Quacksplat that she is out of this world, I would hijack the enterprise and destroy the whole federation just to suck on those beautiful tits and have that fine ass sit on my face x

i mean.. Wow.... I wanna do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Sorry! Been in bed with the most beautiful person in the world.

But for Misty...a brilliant couple say they are glad you avoided the naughty step, but they're still happy to spank you.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for this please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo another message incoming, this time for the very gorgeous Spider-Woman!

Please can you tell Spider-Woman

If she were to crawl on me while I was in bed I wouldn’t brush her off in a panic!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for the gorgeous spidey from a sexy man.

Could you please tell Spider Woman I would like to say how much I've often admired her athletic beauty. As she doesn't respond to messages I'll tell her here.

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in and willing to play postie if needed

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Message for the gorgeous spidey from a sexy man.

Could you please tell Spider Woman I would like to say how much I've often admired her athletic beauty. As she doesn't respond to messages I'll tell her here.

Thanks to you. Yep sorry I don't look at messages. But thankyou x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Woof. A proper fittie has visited my box… to tell me to pass along

Could you please tell the delectable quacksplat.... I want her to sit on my face and ride till I suffocate...or she cums, whichever happens first

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for Melaninmagic85 from my new mate

She is a stunning Nubian Queen with an incredible figure and an ass that makes me wanna relocate right in there and never ever leave

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Message for Mrs Peaks (of MistyPeaks)

Please tell MistyPeaks that I wanna run amok with her through the streets.

Oh please let’s do this

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ooooo late but in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message for once

It's a good day for wonko!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Ooo another message incoming, this time for the very gorgeous Spider-Woman!

Please can you tell Spider-Woman

If she were to crawl on me while I was in bed I wouldn’t brush her off in a panic!

Brilliant

imagine pulling back the duvet and I'm sat on your chest.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m out now. Have fun

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"ooooo late but in!

Hello stranger

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By *amiebajwaMan
over a year ago

Maidenhead

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to joi……

Ah bugger!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

The END

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By *elaninMagicWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"Oooo incoming for MelaninMagic85 from my sizzling mate who wants me to tell you that your cleavage is on FIRE. Wow. Hot stuff.

Yassss! Thank you very much. These bad boys have got me out of some sticky situations… and into some come to think of it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Message from a beautiful lady

Could you please tell Elephantis that people like him make the world (and forum) a much more enjoyable place.

Anyone who could say that is far kinder than I deserve. But at a time when the world seems bleak, it means an awful lot. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offtttt Quacksplat, a red hot couple have stopped by with a message for you:

Would you please tell Quacksplat that we would love to spend an evening discovering every inch of her

... my advice, say yes.... I would!!

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