FabSwingers.com forum: So when it's over ?

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

How are you going to go

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground ?

Ern on the mantlepiece?

Scattered in the wind ?

Or have you other plans .

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m staying

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Viking longboat in flames if I can get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury me in the garden with the rest of the bodies.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Donated to medical science.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cremated then by ashes buried in the same spot as my mum, dad and twin sister.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m going to haunt all the wankers who’ve wronged me. That’ll learnem.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm an organ donor so I might be kept alive a while if there's anything worth donating.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its over, well it is now

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Hopefully they would have invented another way by then like shredding or something

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Use what ever you can for donation or science, then get rid of the rest in the cheapest way possible.

Use the rest of the money for something important.

I won't care, I'll be dead!!

Gbat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want to be cremated and my ashes layed at my favourite spot

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Buried at sea.

Shot out of a cannon into the murky depths of the deepest point on earth.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I want to be shot into space. There’s something reassuring about knowing I’ll be floating around infinity for infinity

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I want to be shot into space. There’s something reassuring about knowing I’ll be floating around infinity for infinity "

Reassuring for you or the rest of us? (Apologies, could not resist!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn me

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

A natural woodland burial

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I want to be shot into space. There’s something reassuring about knowing I’ll be floating around infinity for infinity

Reassuring for you or the rest of us? (Apologies, could not resist!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organ donation

Medical science

Whatever is left - one of those grow a tree from you things…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would like a sky burial but it's not legal in this country I understand. Cremation it will be for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A natural woodland burial"

Like that idea too. I’ve worked with wood most of my working life so it seems fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrown out the back of a C-130, far out to sea (weighted down, obviously, lol...wouldn’t want to end up washed up on some random beach).

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By *ornyHumpyMan95Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

At dusk, on the beach, I'm lying on a stack of wood, 3 of my loved ones will torch the wood, setting me aflame while my embers go into the star lit sky

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Faced down in the ground with just my arse sticking out so my friends have somewhere to park their bikes when they come and see me.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A natural woodland burial"

This

After they’ve taken whatever can be of use to others depending on the manner of death.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I'm going in with our first child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regeneration

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Im getting fired out of a torpedo tube on a nuclear submarine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First I'd like to sit up out of my coffin to see who actually cared enough to come to my funeral and then be cremated.

I would then like half my ashes scattered in the dales near where I live and the other half at the coast. Both have to be on windy days so I just fly away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im getting fired out of a torpedo tube on a nuclear submarine x"
what a name like _ir supremacy you should be dropped from a tornado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cremation and then turned into a paperweight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Actually I want half my ashes at my special spot and the other half in a small tree to grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tibetan sky funeral

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hey thanks Blu1986 ?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey thanks Blu1986 ?? x"
I would go A-10 but that because .. well brrrrt.

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

"Organ donation

Medical science

Whatever is left - one of those grow a tree from you things…"

Can you donate your boobs to me please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tibetan sky funeral

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lovely...

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Anyone mentioning medical science, you need to make a lot of arrangements and unless you are of interest you'll likely be declined. So many people now think it's a way of avoiding the cost of a funeral that they accept comparatively few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Organ donation

Medical science

Whatever is left - one of those grow a tree from you things…

Can you donate your boobs to me please.....

If you want to feel a right tit….

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Cremation. Ashes to be scattered in various places special to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fired out of a trebuchet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fired out of a trebuchet

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lol a flaming one ? That would be awesome.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Cryo facility

if it works out in future great. If not nothing anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fired out of a trebuchet

A good friend of mine was cremated and we shot his ashes out of a cannon on his favourite shooting range.

Personally, I'm going home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fired out of a trebuchet

A good friend of mine was cremated and we shot his ashes out of a cannon on his favourite shooting range.

Personally, I'm going home."
The best was I did funeral services for veterans. I attended a funeral where they buried the deceased with his favorite truck. He was sitting behind the wheel. Talk about a WTF moment.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I’ve already told hubby if he goes first I’m turning him into a diamond. I like to send him links to companies that do it every now and again, just to remind him

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Viking longboat in flames if I can get away with it"

Yes, to this.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Hopefully they would have invented another way by then like shredding or something

Freeze drying? No seriously, look it up. The word is promession.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cremation and then turned into a paperweight "

Diamonds are an option too.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Donate my organs to those who can live a little longer, but not smokers. Then the rest to science. But I want my skeleton and skull to be on the moon.

Jean Michel Jarre and Marvel's Dungeons and Dragons fans would understand.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll only have a funeral because it’s law. If it wasn’t stick me in the black bin for all I care.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose not to die.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I want to be burnt in a satanic type ritual with masked women chanting “the darker the whore the brighter the flames” as the fire raged over me.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Just push me off the Gower cliffs, throw some yellow roses over the side to sing let’s do the time warp then all go and get pissed. Happy days x

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Under the patio

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I won't care I'll be dead, those that do care for though up to them. I'd be happy to be left as a cadaver for med students to practice on

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Cremation after they've took any useful bits

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By *andS6571Couple
over a year ago

We're living near Varna, Bulgaria.

Green funeral.

Buried in a wicker basket with a sappling planted on top of me which is nourished as the body descomposes.

All very laudable but what really appeals to me...

Green funeral sites are on the edge of the green belt and for 100 years after you're buried nobody can build on or develop the land. So in essence I can still be a pain in the ass to someone for 100 years after I'm gone, I kinda like that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quietly, without the taxman knowing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen in liquid nitrogen and shot into space. If there's aliens they will bring me back to life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a funeral procession based on Oasis "The Importance Of Being Idle".

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Like the thought of those tree pods but probably expensive! Don't want to b taking room up in the ground! My sister said there is room for ashes in her plot! I said no thanks ! Don't want to b in cemetery it's full of dead people! I've told kids I want cremating and scattering on isle of wight ! But added but do what u see fit as it won't matter to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be donated to science but apparently they have so many donations they don't always have the space to take more bodies.

If not, cremation is fine, or whatever my family want that makes them comfortable. I'm dead so I don't really care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tibetan sky funeral

Now that's what i call perfect.

So the NHS can take any of my organs they need...im on the national organ transplant register, and my family know my wishes.....then dump me over the Himalayas.

See you there. But not for a very long time, hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting stuffed and kept in the spare room to be used as a hat stand.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Viking longboat in flames if I can get away with it"

I like that idea but I've actually looked into it and it's not legal in the UK

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"A natural woodland burial"

I like that.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"Faced down in the ground with just my arse sticking out so my friends have somewhere to park their bikes when they come and see me.

Ah, the Billy Connolly joke from Parkinson

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

In a blaze of glory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed to pigs and then a little later people will be having a bacon sandwich and say "Does this taste like Harry to you?"

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Fed to pigs and then a little later people will be having a bacon sandwich and say "Does this taste like Harry to you?""

More Peppa dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send me up into space and I'll float around forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve already told hubby if he goes first I’m turning him into a diamond. I like to send him links to companies that do it every now and again, just to remind him

If he's willing to donate a limb you could start your collection now....

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Unattended Cremation with ashes scattered in the wind.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"I’ve already told hubby if he goes first I’m turning him into a diamond. I like to send him links to companies that do it every now and again, just to remind him

If he's willing to donate a limb you could start your collection now....

Haha I’ll run that one by him!

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

All I ask is the minimum amount of money possible is spent in dealing with my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you going to go

Up in smoke ?

Hole in the ground ?

Ern on the mantlepiece?

Scattered in the wind ?

Or have you other plans .

Had to revisit plans sort somethings out

All in place just in case unattended funeral

Ashes scattered in Med

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