FabSwingers.com forum: Is God a she?

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Does she have big boobs I wonder?

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

If she is, can we expect a thread on here where men speculate that she's filthy and they want to fuck her?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

[Removed by poster at 08/02/23 21:47:12]

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?"

No, that was not stated at all. The church is looking at becoming more inclusive but there was no mention of God becoming female.

They are going to look at how to become a less gender focused and avoiding the term "Father" in future.

Nothing has been decided, it has been mentioned to bring about an open conversation about the whole topic.

Personally I could not care less as I am not religious but I like facts to be reported accurately as otherwise a healthy discussion could become toxic further down the line.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

No shit. Of course god is a woman. Convincing the world otherwise is the biggest scam the patriarchy ever pulled off.

And Jesus was gay.

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By *rijj73Man
over a year ago

croydon

Of course she is

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By *westUKguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Newsflash newsflash....GOD, JESUS,whatever you want to call this ficticious character THEY DONT EXSIST

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Newsflash newsflash....GOD, JESUS,whatever you want to call this ficticious character THEY DONT EXSIST"

Well, that's not quite true, most antiquities scholars agree that Jesus was a real person.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?"

Going for round 2 tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God was a she, man would go through the pain of childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?"

I have irrefutable evidence that God is not in fact a woman. And here it is:

In the beginning God created Man, then he rested.

Then God created Woman, and since then neither Man nor God has rested

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No because their isn't a god

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Am I in a parallel universe or did we not have this news yesterday?

Old news is an oxymoron

Oh and she’s Alanis Morissette. Again. Still. Always

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Religion. Many different groups of people arguing over who has the best imaginary friend !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary was Jesus' mother.

Jesus is the son of God.

Biology would them prove God was male.

The actual fact is it all comes from a book of made up stories that has encapsulated billions of people over the years is the strangest thing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If God was a she, man would go through the pain of childbirth "

I think this. Having seen the varying ways in which women's health can go pear shaped (during my lengthy hospital stay), if blokes had the same things to go wrong, the world would be a very different place!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?"

Its about time. Once its confirmed we can then start mansplaining to God how to fix all the worlds ill’s!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

If god was a she. Trust me Tom we would have known she would have told us that many times to make sure we didn't forget it by chance

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Before reaching up to the heavens, let's sort out the planet first..Mother nature, Mother earth..let's change their gender

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

Oh and she’s Alanis Morissette. Again. Still. Always

That film was the first thing that popped into my head with this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before reaching up to the heavens, let's sort out the planet first..Mother nature, Mother earth..let's change their gender

Good point.

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By *oulkissMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Reports that the church are going gender neutral and God could be a she.

It's all over the news

What's going on here guys ?

I have irrefutable evidence that God is not in fact a woman. And here it is:

In the beginning God created Man, then he rested.

Then God created Woman, and since then neither Man nor God has rested "

Correction, In the beginning, Man created God...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Nope, definitely male!

It clearly states that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a male, when it asks if you've been touched by his noodly appendage (but obviously not in a gary glitter/rolf harris sort of way)

He boiled for your sins

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By *oulkissMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Nope, definitely male!

It clearly states that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a male, when it asks if you've been touched by his noodly appendage (but obviously not in a gary glitter/rolf harris sort of way)

He boiled for your sins

RAMEN to this,

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"If God was a she, man would go through the pain of childbirth "

If God was a he, how could they have created new life?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'm surprised noone has said it's all over the pews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised noone has said it's all over the pews.

Someone did in the post about it yesterday.

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