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Jizzy Jewellery

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a business is doing very well making jewellery for clients with dried sperm turned into powder and mixed with clay or glass.

It's all over the news. Anyone on fab fancy a pearl necklace..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would like my jizz encased in some amber.

Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I thought this was about a new rapper in da hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is ever mad enough to ask me to marry them again, I want a jizz engagement ring.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"If anyone is ever mad enough to ask me to marry them again, I want a jizz engagement ring. "

So if I ask you to marry me, I can jizz in your ring…is that correct?

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I would like my jizz encased in some amber.

Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon "

I'm sure Steven Spielberg will be along shortly to commission a film out of that! Could be a watch!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

H hi ow do they get rid of the smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like my jizz encased in some amber.

Then, in a few million years time, a scientist will extract my DNA and create an amusement park with lots of me’s running amok having escaped our electrified fence enclosure, whereby we shall snack on both goats and people alike with wild abandon "

You are such a gift!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is ashes jewellery, breastmilk one.. some go for encapsulating dried wedding flowers, loved ones or pet hair, etc.

Why on Earth not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone is ever mad enough to ask me to marry them again, I want a jizz engagement ring.

So if I ask you to marry me, I can jizz in your ring…is that correct? "

Well, only if I say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H hi ow do they get rid of the smell?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring as a whole new meaning to pearl necklace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Erm no thanks

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