FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ever come across cunts ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.

He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.

Do you come across cunts where you live ?

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.

He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.

Do you come across cunts where you live ?

Did you let that slide ? There's cunts everywhere .it's how you deal with them

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Yes I got called a "fat bitch" by a total random today, I just smiled at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Did you respond? He certainly would have had a piece of my mind for behaving like that!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does work count?!

Sorry.

Not sorry

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.

Do you come across cunts where you live ?

Every. Fucking. Day.

Sat in the priority seats on the trains and tubes, watching me struggle with a walking stick.

I've had some "interesting" conversations.

*smiling - "Excuse me, would you mind moving your bag please?"

*Cunt - "I'm saving it for my mate"

Uses walking stick to point at Priority Seating Sign.....

"Does your mate need a priority seat........."

Cunts.

Winston

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Occasionally, but I prefer over the boobs or face…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

All the time. People talk to customer service like dirt sometimes... it's amazing how people act when they know they can't get punched in the throat for what they say.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time. People talk to customer service like dirt sometimes... it's amazing how people act when they know they can't get punched in the throat for what they say.

LvM"

So true that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in London, so what do you think?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?

No idea, but he felt the need to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?

Go Figure.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?

Something doesn't add up here.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto"

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Some days the gate has been left open at the cunt farm

Such is life

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto"

I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.

Winston

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?

No idea, but he felt the need to say it "

Maybe he was implying his Dad would sort him out + VAT.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto

I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.

Winston "

Who won the sweep?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto

I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.

Winston

Who won the sweep?"

Me.

Collecting my prize soon.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.

Do you come across cunts where you live ?

100% without a doubt I would have chinned him!

I couldn't care less what he did for a living or what his father did

100% knockout punch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto

I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.

Winston

Who won the sweep?

Me.

Collecting my prize soon.

Winston "

Hang on, you said by Christmas. Nanna said by the end of the week!

I won

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”

You’d have to ask Winston

Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.

Winston

*nocunto

And I lasted past Christmas

*nocunto

I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.

Winston

Who won the sweep?

Me.

Collecting my prize soon.

Winston

Hang on, you said by Christmas. Nanna said by the end of the week!

I won

I don't get my winnings then?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are cunts and so are some of the people I work with

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cunts will be cunts.

The worst kind are those that portray a nice facade, but in reality are rotten to the core.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunts will be cunts.

The worst kind are those that portray a nice facade, but in reality are rotten to the core."

Passive aggressive

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

If the gentleman in question or his wife has a blue badge, he can park pretty much wherever they like providing they aren’t causing an obstruction, it’s no a red route, and there aren’t any yellow kerb markings.

I’d imagine the young idiot in question is in fact not a solicitor but rather a gobshite. And why does he think saying “Daddy is an accountant” will strengthen his argument?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Everyday, usually entitled cunts who think they own the roads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyday, usually entitled cunts who think they own the roads."

This!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i work with a couple of cunts,,

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"i work with a couple of cunts,,"

•

Only a couple?

My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.

I need the Piped Piper to lure them away to oblivion.

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

"i work with a couple of cunts,,

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Only a couple?

My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.

I need the Piped Piper to lure them away to oblivion."

Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.

Do you come across cunts where you live ?

Was this on a road in front of a shop, or a car park?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"i work with a couple of cunts,,

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Only a couple?

My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.

I need the Pied Piper to lure them away to oblivion.

Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play?

•

Land of Hope & Gory (sic).

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

"i work with a couple of cunts,,

•

Only a couple?

My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.

I need the Pied Piper to lure them away to oblivion.

Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play?

•

Land of Hope & Gory (sic).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Surely, unless he's actually representing someone, he shouldn't be hassling people. Unless he's seeing as it as some sort of civic duty.

Which basically means being a cunt.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I live in London, so what do you think?

Luckily here we keep them all in one place.

It's called the Palace of Westminster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never let it go.

I can’t stand for cuntish behaviour.

It’s gotten me into a fair few quarrels over the years but I’m a pretty tidy fighter and have a black belt in Karate so it may help shape their future attitude.

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By *heKinkExplorerMan
over a year ago

leicester

"Does work count?!

Sorry.

Not sorry

Im pretty gutted that im outside of your age range and area, i would definitely make the effort for you

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Looks like I must be in the lucky position to live in a cunt-free zone.

Though anyone who feels insecure enough to shout (lie) about what their parents to is as pathetic as the old "do you know who I am"?

And anyway, who IS Ronnie Pickering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most days.. i work in a shop and must say its usually middle aged men who are the most cunty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in London, so what do you think?

Luckily here we keep them all in one place.

It's called the Palace of Westminster. "

Unfortunately not true

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Not sure if this one qualifies as "c*nt" or just "arsehole", but a woman around our way who uses one of those electric shopping carts takes her dog out a couple of times a day. Nothing wrong with that on the surface, but her dog is elderly and she goes too bloody fast for the poor little bastard to keep up, and is always being dragged along by the neck.

A load of people have complained about her actions, both officially and to her face, and she just snaps back that it's none of their business.

Authorities are shy about doing anything, as she is listed as having disabilities - which are all physical, and she's just an arsehole who shouldn't be allowed to have a dog.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Last one was at a parkrun a few months ago. Forcibly shoulder barged me twice to force me out of his way so he could overtake on my inside, I reckon it saved him a few metres and about a second, then he called me a wanker presumably for not getting out of his way after the first shoulder barge.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I just spent 2 months working for a cunt, last week I gave that cunt the finger... Now I'm the cunt with no job

Cherry x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I live in London, so what do you think?

Luckily here we keep them all in one place.

It's called the Palace of Westminster.

Unfortunately not true

Yeah, there is the London Mayor's office also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were young on the building sites it went like this

Come here you cunt

What do you want

Not you ya cunt the other cunt

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"i work with a couple of cunts,,

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Only a couple?

My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.

I need the Piped Piper to lure them away to oblivion.

Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play?

Sweet Caroline?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Working in a supermarket they are in abundance! X

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

Every goddamn day.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Probably the one time I see most cunts is when I'm at a club. Thankfully, they're in a tiny minority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spent 2 months working for a cunt, last week I gave that cunt the finger... Now I'm the cunt with no job

Cherry x

Sorry but I have to laugh

Hope you find employment soon

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I just spent 2 months working for a cunt, last week I gave that cunt the finger... Now I'm the cunt with no job

Cherry x

Sorry but I have to laugh

Hope you find employment soon "

Thank you

Cherry x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've met a few self professed cunts over the years.

The type who say "I'm a cunt, deal with it" as if it's more acceptable.

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Does work count?!

Sorry.

Not sorry

Same

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

we live in a prime holiday destination

coaches spew them out every holiday season

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Yes I got called a "fat bitch" by a total random today, I just smiled at them

Wtf? let me at them! Little punks!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.

He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.

Abuse on the highway is punishable by law. Verbal abuse in a shop is not.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A d*unken gay guy in a gay bar slagging me off for crossdressing in the bar. I wasn’t wearing anything that you’d call inappropriate. His mates dragged (Drag, get it ?

) him away and apologised, one actually offered to buy me a drink.

That guy called his mate a ‘cunt’ for his outburst and behaviour. I agreed.

So in that situation I met a cunt and a decent person, they live amongst us, but in my opinion more decent people than cunts, out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A d*unken gay guy in a gay bar slagging me off for crossdressing in the bar. I wasn’t wearing anything that you’d call inappropriate. His mates dragged (Drag, get it ?

) him away and apologised, one actually offered to buy me a drink.

That guy called his mate a ‘cunt’ for his outburst and behaviour. I agreed.

So in that situation I met a cunt and a decent person, they live amongst us, but in my opinion more decent people than cunts, out there.

It could just be that he's someone that really can't take his booze.

Some people are like that. They become totally different people when d*unk but are really nice when sober.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I would’ve rubbed my ballbag all over his door handles

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

Seems to be a new generation of super cunt emerging. Most of them still in school, dropping litter, abusing anyone that challenges them, walking 3 abreast on pavements forcing elderly people into the road, sitting in priority seats on trains, feet on seats, phones on loud pinging every 2 seconds, watching films with volume up. Their cuntish parents/social media and 'celebrity culture' are to blame....cunts are here to stay I'm afraid. Just got to hope karma gets them.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Yes I got called a "fat bitch" by a total random today, I just smiled at them

You probably getting 38384% more sex than them anyway x

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I love this one !! Yes!! Every fucking day in London!! Everyone is walking along whilst staring at their phones, nobody is polite anymore as they walk straight at you as if you weren't there and there is simply no respect! I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Does work count?!

Sorry.

Not sorry

Can I have you work for me instead?!

Don’t care position or salary, but have to sign a disclaimer about sexual harassment at work :P

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

All the time

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By *he Original SpartanMan
over a year ago

Daventry

I’d have said you’ve got a gorgeous bum!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

" I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !!

Agreed. I get around it by using rhyming slang. As you all know a 'berk' derives from the Berkeley Hunt.

However I like to use extended rhyming slang so am somewhat partial to calling said persons a

'Barclay(sic) James Hunt'.

With apologies to any now divided rock groups or deceased racing drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am probably the one ppl called like that to be honest.

I own it though.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Not generally, no

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"When we were young on the building sites it went like this

Come here you cunt

What do you want

Not you ya cunt the other cunt "

Plenty of building sites are still like that

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

" I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !!

Agreed. I get around it by using rhyming slang. As you all know a 'berk' derives from the Berkeley Hunt.

However I like to use extended rhyming slang so am somewhat partial to calling said persons a

'Barclay(sic) James Hunt'.

With apologies to any now divided rock groups or deceased racing drivers."

Kenny Everett's old spoonerism, "Cupid Stunt" would also suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely do. I'm seldom online but recently, I've seen more of this behaviour here than I have offline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he said he was a Solicitor. The old guy should have said " so your a theiving b*****d".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually every morning when I look in the mirror

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