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By *oxy1238 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Best way to find a unicorn? Blnot had any luck so wondering if its something we're doing wrong or not doing!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You do know they're called unicorns because they're so rare and difficult to acquire, right?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I once thought I'd found a unicorn..but it turned out to be a horse with an ice-cream cone stuck on its head..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they the ones that pass star dust ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to find a unicorn? Blnot had any luck so wondering if its something we're doing wrong or not doing!"

What are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to find a unicorn? Blnot had any luck so wondering if its something we're doing wrong or not doing!"

Welcome to the forums.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You have to grow a special herb in your garden using rocking horse manure. It's like catnip for unicorns

LvM

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Best way to find a unicorn? Blnot had any luck so wondering if its something we're doing wrong or not doing!"

I could be very wrong here and not trying to offend, but isn’t that the wrong attitude? When I look for a 3rd I look for a person, it’s usual through mutual friends / connections here too

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

You need to sneak up behind them and mount them before they run away. Afterwards they'll just follow you around

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Unicorns can only be caught by virgins. Does no-one read mediaeval bestiaries anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unicorns can only be caught by virgins. Does no-one read mediaeval bestiaries anymore?"

Burn them burn them

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Unicorns can only be caught by virgins. Does no-one read mediaeval bestiaries anymore?

Burn them burn them "

Ah, Norfolk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to grow a special herb in your garden using rocking horse manure. It's like catnip for unicorns

LvM"

Px

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"You need to sneak up behind them and mount them before they run away. Afterwards they'll just follow you around "

Hint - do not jump on them from the front, very painful!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm not looking to meet couples, but if I was, I'm afraid your profile wouldn't inspire me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniper rifle, right between the eyes. You’re welcome

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By *wendolineFoxWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Start looking for a compatible person, and stop looking for ‘a female’. When people describe it like that, it sounds like they’re just after a disposable sex toy - it’s pretty offputting. And it will be hard to find someone who is attractive and attracted to everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The essence of a unicorn is that they are mystical and unattainable. Very few single women and they have the pick of the bunch.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Best way to find a unicorn? Blnot had any luck so wondering if its something we're doing wrong or not doing!"

You may be better going to a club.

You don't say what you are doing so it's hard to say if it's wrong...

Personally I found your profile off putting as a single. It just seemed like you literally only want sex and quickly once contact has been made.

I'm sure that's not the intention.

But perhaps make it more about finding a friend.

Also it doesn't really say if it's just for the girls or if it's a proper three sum.

Either way there's not much photo information (they don't have to be face in public if you don't want but there's definitely more you could do as I would certainly check a profile first before reading a message).

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We saw a status this week that said something like “want to tick a unicorn off our list this year” Talk about objectifying. Treat people like people and see what happens xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is interesting to know what single ladies want. We have found that living in the south is a huge disadvantage when swinging.

Yes meeting ladies at clubs is easier but we are more into local connections for meaningful relationships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We saw a status this week that said something like “want to tick a unicorn off our list this year” Talk about objectifying. Treat people like people and see what happens xx"

That’s shit.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

All my interactions with couple’s have been in a club setting as I like to have sex with both the woman and the man it’s an easy way to establish if there is a 3 way attraction.

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By *eregrinosCouple
over a year ago

chorley

Many 'Unicorns' wouldn't even be on here, they'd probably be on a normal dating site as these days they are very much a watered down Fab. Unicorns do exist, and not quite as rare as you think but if the truth be told the vast majority of guys haven't the first clue about how to attract one.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I know two lovely “unicorns” on here. They struggle to find the right people to meet.

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I once thought I'd found a unicorn..but it turned out to be a horse with an ice-cream cone stuck on its head.."

Bloomin imposters

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