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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Blue Monday? Pah! Scoff! Today is what you make it! Let’s make it fun and flirty…

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

No point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Why the hell not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it. Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMF.. my favourite.. thread

i'll play, and happy to be your postie. Px

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Love these! I’m in aaallll the way.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll join. Though work is busy so I doubt I'll send much filth. Will do my best though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and flirtatious friend has asked me to send this;

Please could you tell Mr Coulson that i wish him a very happy, big-boobie-filled birthday!

A happy birthday indeed!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Happy to postie for my mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A delicious person has asked my to pass this missive on;

Please let Wonko know he has the best looking snake on fab

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Incoming urgent priority dispatch for a lovely couple from a stunning hottie

Please could you tell Rickshawed that i adore their profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

For bit

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"A very sexy and flirtatious friend has asked me to send this;

Please could you tell Mr Coulson that i wish him a very happy, big-boobie-filled birthday!

A happy birthday indeed! "
I couldn't wish for a better birthday gift

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For searching from a lovely female friend of mine

Please could you tell Searching, that i think we should meet up and compare thigh tats.. or i could just suck his dick instead

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very delicious friend has asked me to send this…

Could you please tell MrsSweet K she is so damn sexy and makes me miss being home in Glasgow

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Why not, I’ll join I guess

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Go on then. Shall open filters for a while

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For searching from a lovely female friend of mine

Please could you tell Searching, that i think we should meet up and compare thigh tats.. or i could just suck his dick instead "

I’m intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very delicious friend has asked me to send this…

Could you please tell MrsSweet K she is so damn sexy and makes me miss being home in Glasgow"
home is where the heart is thank you

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Aaaaand I’ll play today. Me and my inbox are in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very delicious friend has asked me to send this…

Could you please tell MrsSweet K she is so damn sexy and makes me miss being home in Glasgow home is where the heart is thank you "

Anytime

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

One from one super hot mate of mine to another...

Please tell GeneralKenobi, that im ignoring the warning and heading straight for his penis

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling quick splat this gentleman has the following message for you ..

Please tell Quacksplat that I don’t care whether her lingerie is pink or purple. What’s important is that she looks fucking awesome in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

One of Fab’s most beautiful women says …

“Please could you let _kmale201633 know that finally, after 3 years or so, the next time i come home, i'll let him see my boobs. ”

Lucky guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A delicious person has asked my to pass this missive on;

Please let Wonko know he has the best looking snake on fab"

They are wrong

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"One from one super hot mate of mine to another...

Please tell GeneralKenobi, that im ignoring the warning and heading straight for his penis

Posh "

Give me a second to get some swinging weight down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous friend requires immediate delivery of the following message

Please could you tell Posh that i miss her, and i need her mahoooosive norks to come and squish me and make me feel better ASAP please and thank you.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'll play

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

My mate fancies everyone in here

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely friend has asked me to send this;

Please tell quack I still owe her a Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi oi Harry, this one is for you, from one of the sexiest members of the fabland!

Please tell Harry Hornhill, just, ooooooft

you're welcome!

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Why not

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"A gorgeous friend requires immediate delivery of the following message

Please could you tell Posh that i miss her, and i need her mahoooosive norks to come and squish me and make me feel better ASAP please and thank you."

Awwww man! Ditto... especially the mahoosive norks! Shall we meet in the middle?

Posh

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"One from one super hot mate of mine to another...

Please tell GeneralKenobi, that im ignoring the warning and heading straight for his penis

Posh

Give me a second to get some swinging weight down there "

I'll give you a hand with that in preparation for her

Posh

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I play.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"One from one super hot mate of mine to another...

Please tell GeneralKenobi, that im ignoring the warning and heading straight for his penis

Posh

Give me a second to get some swinging weight down there

I'll give you a hand with that in preparation for her

Posh "

I’m sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

calling my favourite Posh one...

Will you tell Posh that it’s about time we were chatting and flirting again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi Harry, this one is for you, from one of the sexiest members of the fabland!

Please tell Harry Hornhill, just, ooooooft

you're welcome! "

Thank you ...go on, reveal yourself

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Incoming urgent priority dispatch for a lovely couple from a stunning hottie

Please could you tell Rickshawed that i adore their profile!"

Thank you stunning hottie, though it does need a bit of work. Still haven't got that fab requirement of the picture of my husband's cock next to a lynx can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priority One dispatches:

Would you please tell tobe.the.max98 that his photos made me all hot under the collar. So I need hosing down and I'd like him to do it

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rickshawed look at you. It must be the new profile pic.

There’s quite a fellow who has asked me to tell you that he has a special travel sized can of Lynx and he’s not afraid to use it …

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

Never joined one of these threads before but I'll give it a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Priority One dispatches:

Would you please tell tobe.the.max98 that his photos made me all hot under the collar. So I need hosing down and I'd like him to do it "

I appreciate the kind words… hose at the ready

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I have this message to share!

Hey pal, please tell Quacksplat that I'd love to trek through the hills with her and ascend her incredible peaks!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Another message for the lovely Quack!

Please tell Quack that she's absolutely top of my to do list. Top is in fact where I want her

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Ooft! Quack! You’re definitely popular today!

please tell Quacksplat that I'd love to trek through the hills with her and ascend her incredible peaks.

What an offer!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

A message for Rickshawed!

“Will you tell Rickshawed that I’d love them to come fly with me”

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Ooft! Quack! You’re definitely popular today!

please tell Quacksplat that I'd love to trek through the hills with her and ascend her incredible peaks.

What an offer! "

Someone's been hedging their bets

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed look at you. It must be the new profile pic.

There’s quite a fellow who has asked me to tell you that he has a special travel sized can of Lynx and he’s not afraid to use it …"

Well I hope it's got a powerful spray on it

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm happy to act as postie for a bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm happy to act as postie for a bit"

Would you tell yourself that you’re awesome? Thanks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

(I’m just warming up to this thread slowly. Starting small.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In as postie

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In for a little bit

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I'm happy to act as postie for a bit

Would you tell yourself that you’re awesome? Thanks."

Done! And right back at you RtG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and available to play postie

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A message for Rickshawed!

“Will you tell Rickshawed that I’d love them to come fly with me”

"

Ooh, should I be hoping for a bit of turbulence?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Ooh, should I be hoping for a bit of turbulence? "

We all know how you like a bumpy ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another message for the lovely Quack!

Please tell Quack that she's absolutely top of my to do list. Top is in fact where I want her "

funnily enough, im kinda game for that right now Px

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ooh, should I be hoping for a bit of turbulence?

We all know how you like a bumpy ride. "

A few loop the loops wouldn't go amiss either

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for the gorgeous Von Matterhorn's.

LvM, my mate fancies the pants off your Mrs, and if she *really* has to, she could cope with a deep pounding from your mighty pork sword as well.

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm happy to act as postie for a bit"

I could not think of anyone else I like a delivery from

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I'm in

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

I’m in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy that Tyler Durden fella. I wanna bum him.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for Hornycougar

Could u tell horny cougar id love her to maul me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit.

Will do postie too

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Msg for Hornycougar

Could u tell horny cougar id love her to maul me !!"
_ornycougar will you maul wildblonde?

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Message for Wildblonde.

Plz tell wildblonde I have a paddle to match her wild streak

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

A message for the delicious Frolicus.

Can I request a sandwiching and a night of unbridled pleasures?

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

In and happy to get my postman uniform on to deliver messages.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message from a gent

Please can you tell HornyCouga

Since browsing her profile I’ve found it increasingly difficult to get close enough to my desk to get any work done

Anon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for wild blonde.

Please tell wild blonde.

If she is that wild, I'm more than happy to get lost and stranded in the wilds, as long as she keeps me warm and hydrated by wrapping those legs around my ears

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Message for Frolicus

"Plz tell Frolicus.....fancy being done in Aston"

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Still happy to postperson for you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey there Wildblonde, my mate says that your butt is incredible and he would very much like it sat on his face

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Could you tell wild blonde . I’d love to walk on wild side with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, but to whoever I choose as my postman don’t fucking out me in the thread again please

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hello again Wildblonde, my other mate says he's never been so deeply jealous of a pair of jeans before. They are supremely lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mell a sexy mate says....

Fuck they would like to get lost in your pork scratching,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wendi Liquor a super sexy damn fine female friend asked me to tell you

I’d lick anything she asked me to

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A missive for HornyCouga from one of Fab’s finest gents:

You are definitely the sort of wild creature he’d like to know.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Here's one for all the men..

"Please could you ask all of the men present on this thread, to kindly trek through the snow, to come gangbang me on the fluffy rug in my living room. im in the mood for penis, and lots of it! thank you kindly "

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Msg for Hornycougar

Could u tell horny cougar id love her to maul me !!_ornycougar will you maul wildblonde? "

I should be so lucky

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"A message for the delicious Frolicus.

Can I request a sandwiching and a night of unbridled pleasures?"

Well that sounds delicious

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"A message for the delicious Frolicus.

Can I request a sandwiching and a night of unbridled pleasures?

Well that sounds delicious "

No salad cream.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Message for Frolicus

"Plz tell Frolicus.....fancy being done in Aston""

()

Ooh I was very near there last week. Sounds like this would’ve been much funnerer than my actual morning.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Here's one for all the men..

"Please could you ask all of the men present on this thread, to kindly trek through the snow, to come gangbang me on the fluffy rug in my living room. im in the mood for penis, and lots of it! thank you kindly ""

It’s not snowing here but I’m in

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm in .

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

In and happy to re send for people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mell a sexy mate says....

Fuck they would like to get lost in your pork scratching, "

I don’t share

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A message for the delicious Frolicus.

Can I request a sandwiching and a night of unbridled pleasures?

Well that sounds delicious

No salad cream."

Deal.

It won’t be a dry sandwich though

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Message for Harlot from a gent.

"Can you tell Harlot I'd love to be her postman, but could she invite me in as it's cold. Hang on, I've seen movies start like this..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming from a very sexy lady …

Hi will you tell fabbed turned me grey that I need that sexy ass in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mell a sexy mate says....

Fuck they would like to get lost in your pork scratching,

I don’t share "

Hope not it all your every last drop

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


""Please could you ask all of the men present on this thread, to kindly trek through the snow, to come gangbang me on the fluffy rug in my living room. im in the mood for penis, and lots of it! thank you kindly "


"It’s not snowing here but I’m in"

Looks like we’re all in. Now, where’s it snowing? The North East maybe? I like to know where I’m going before I get the car started.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

For Frolicus, 2nd delivery from same gent

"how about up on the Soho Road"

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Message from a gent

Please can you tell HornyCouga

Since browsing her profile I’ve found it increasingly difficult to get close enough to my desk to get any work done

Anon"

Message to a gent

Ha ha. Sorry not sorry

Have you tried growing longe arms as well as other parts of your anatomy?!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for Harlot OScara

Please help me confess to Harlot O’Scara that I’m besotted. I want to bury my face between those glorious tits sometime really soon.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Go on then. 45min dinner break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Harlot from a gent.

"Can you tell Harlot I'd love to be her postman, but could she invite me in as it's cold. Hang on, I've seen movies start like this...""

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message from a hungry friend;

Plz tell Mellrose..

If she doesn't share I've got some boneless meat foe her to devour all by herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You luck you fucker , wish I was young enough for HornyCouga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Scarlet O Hara

Dont waste the last 12 months... Ill happily let you fight my cock anytime

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hello Harlot, my rather delicious mate would like to spend an evening lost in your eyes and thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justus a msg from such a handsome chap you ever did see..

He says 45 min break, let him have a lunchtime nibble, you'll still get two mins for a coffee

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Message for Wildblonde.

Plz tell wildblonde I have a paddle to match her wild streak"

I do love a paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Scarlet O Hara

Dont waste the last 12 months... Ill happily let you fight my cock anytime "

That shoud say Harlot OScara.

Dame autocorrect.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hello Quacksplat, my lovely new mate says

Please let Quacksplat know that I'm still thinking about her tongue on my clit.. and I'm very sorry for the temporary drowning SHE caused!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"A missive for HornyCouga from one of Fab’s finest gents:

You are definitely the sort of wild creature he’d like to know.

"

Thank you. Tell him to buckle up and have at least 3 weetabix... he will need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! Well during my lunch beak

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

In for a little bit

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm having a terrible day at work, surrounded by numpties.

So what better way to distract myself - I'm in, and happy to be anyone's mate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in xx

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"You luck you fucker , wish I was young enough for HornyCouga "

I'd eat you alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in! Well during my lunch beak "

My friend is told me your arse looks lovely in blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You luck you fucker , wish I was young enough for HornyCouga

I'd eat you alive! "

Yes please you tell me a time or place

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21


"Justus a msg from such a handsome chap you ever did see..

He says 45 min break, let him have a lunchtime nibble, you'll still get two mins for a coffee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for midnight.

midnight-know that ive fancied her for a loooong time, and i think we'd have a beautiful Little time together.. if she ever fancied trekking my way

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My mate, who happens to be one of Fab's finest, just popped up with a massage for the gorgeous Midnight.

He'd love to get up close and personal with you, with or without your underwear.

I'd do it, Midnight!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"My mate, who happens to be one of Fab's finest, just popped up with a massage for the gorgeous Midnight.

He'd love to get up close and personal with you, with or without your underwear.

I'd do it, Midnight! "

Doh! A message. Though I'm sure a massage too, if you asked nicely.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

back in for more....

And very happy to be postperson if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in xx"

Derek, have you seen the tits on her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for tobe.the.max98

Please could you tell Tobe that I would like to be the dippy egg to his soldier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Quacksplat, my lovely new mate says

Please let Quacksplat know that I'm still thinking about her tongue on my clit.. and I'm very sorry for the temporary drowning SHE caused!! "

quite possibly haven't recovered yet! Px

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"A message for the delicious Frolicus.

Can I request a sandwiching and a night of unbridled pleasures?

Well that sounds delicious

No salad cream.

Deal.

It won’t be a dry sandwich though"

Nobody wants that. An optimal level of (trying all the synonyms for lubrication and moisture but struggling) ...slip and glide... is required for pleasurable consumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in, but to whoever I choose as my postman don’t fucking out me in the thread again please "

That happened to me too mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in! Well during my lunch beak

My friend is told me your arse looks lovely in blue "

.. You are supposed to send your messages via someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for midnight.

midnight-know that ive fancied her for a loooong time, and i think we'd have a beautiful Little time together.. if she ever fancied trekking my way "

oh i think i know who this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate, who happens to be one of Fab's finest, just popped up with a massage for the gorgeous Midnight.

He'd love to get up close and personal with you, with or without your underwear.

I'd do it, Midnight!

Doh! A message. Though I'm sure a massage too, if you asked nicely."

Well now I'm torn.. I fancy a massage!

Its cold here though.. Snowing! He'd have to keep me warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hot gent……

Would you tell Wendi Liquor Id like to see how she is as a licker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from a hungry friend;

Plz tell Mellrose..

If she doesn't share I've got some boneless meat foe her to devour all by herself

"

I’m a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild blonde iv been informed The paddle cums with a blindfold and some shibari...is she ready foe a red arse.

Hope you both enjoy the boat ride sounds similar to that sandra bullock movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from a hungry friend;

Plz tell Mellrose..

If she doesn't share I've got some boneless meat foe her to devour all by herself

I’m a vegetarian "

Says the pork scratchings muncher

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Hello postie. I’ve a message for you to deliver to Chestnut Mare.

“Your nipples look especially fabulous today. Is that the cold or are you just happy to see me?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from a hungry friend;

Plz tell Mellrose..

If she doesn't share I've got some boneless meat foe her to devour all by herself

I’m a vegetarian

Says the pork scratchings muncher "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a gorgeous hunk for Little Angel

.. Would you please tell Little_Angel that I don’t know her from Adam but I think her profile pic is insanely hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry its late, i was in the shower

But ahemm... Lovely little midnight.... Yoohoooo..

Could you please tell Miss Midnight that her profile pic is distracting me, and for all the right reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry its late, i was in the shower

But ahemm... Lovely little midnight.... Yoohoooo..

Could you please tell Miss Midnight that her profile pic is distracting me, and for all the right reasons.

"

Shall i wiggle wiggle... Jiggle jiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Angel, you look amazing and seem so wonderful, can we meet in the middle and explore?

This came from such a sexy sexy man, he is that sexy he could turn me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for tobe.the.max98

Please could you tell Tobe that I would like to be the dippy egg to his soldier!

"

Breakfast for lunch?! Sure let’s do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A forum hottie has just sent this through, hot off the press!

Please could you let ChestnutMare know i love her.. and i appreciate her friendship more than she knows

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message from a hot lady.

please could you let the fucking hot girlies on this thread, that i'd very much like a f-only orgy. right now. thank you please.

thanksss xx

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm still in ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High priority message for Posh

My gorgeous mate says send boobs woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A forum hottie has just sent this through, hot off the press!

Please could you let ChestnutMare know i love her.. and i appreciate her friendship more than she knows

"

Pm me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A forum hottie has just sent this through, hot off the press!

Please could you let ChestnutMare know i love her.. and i appreciate her friendship more than she knows

Pm me then!"

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"calling my favourite Posh one...

Will you tell Posh that it’s about time we were chatting and flirting again.

"

Awww... I lost my flirt somewhere along the way... I don't know where it went

Posh

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"High priority message for Posh

My gorgeous mate says send boobs woman!!"

Tell your gorgeous mate ro check her inbox

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"High priority message for Posh

My gorgeous mate says send boobs woman!!

Tell your gorgeous mate ro check her inbox

Posh "

Boobies

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Message for the gorgeous Von Matterhorn's.

LvM, my mate fancies the pants off your Mrs, and if she *really* has to, she could cope with a deep pounding from your mighty pork sword as well.

Oooft "

In the words of George Takei: Oh my I wouldn't want to force your mate into anything (or anything into her ) so I'll happily sit back and watch the ladies going at each other She's welcome to slide into our DMs to work out the details though

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah go on then

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

It's funny isn't it? Happy to post to most of the other threads but can't persuade myself to say anything on this one. I think it's triggering memories of school Valentine's Day or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's funny isn't it? Happy to post to most of the other threads but can't persuade myself to say anything on this one. I think it's triggering memories of school Valentine's Day or something! "

You've just posted on here, which now says that you can

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Ooooft you’re all hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoohooo Kaitonel, my spectacular friend had this to say...

Please tell Kaitonel i fancy him..

Also that his pictures make me come over all unnecessary, and for that I thank him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoarr my sizzling hot mate has a message for lucky Kaitonel!

Please could you tell Kaitonel that I'm patiently waiting for him to trek my way and shove his dick down my throat. hurry up plz

Taxi!!

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"It's funny isn't it? Happy to post to most of the other threads but can't persuade myself to say anything on this one. I think it's triggering memories of school Valentine's Day or something!

You've just posted on here, which now says that you can "

Well true. I think it's telling the popular boys which girl you fancy. I can even tell you which exact school incident it takes me to! The mind is a strange place

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Good fancying everyone

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