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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best tongue in town iv been told. #EnoughSaid

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Obviously because my accent will make your knickers fall off

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Not as simple as that OP. It’s about finding people that are a good match in terms of attraction and sexual preferences and needs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously because my accent will make your knickers fall off "

Well I certainly agree about that

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Charming wit, rugged good looks I could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"best tongue in town iv been told. #EnoughSaid"

Hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I’m devastatingly handsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donations to charity are tax exempt

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Because I’m charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not as simple as that OP. It’s about finding people that are a good match in terms of attraction and sexual preferences and needs. "

That's a very valid point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos I’m devastatingly handsome."

You certainly are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am careing thoughtful kind and romantic

I am also very easy to talk to and love to listen

Also I have a wicked sens off style

And can talk fashoin make up and perfume all day with yous and understand what your talking about

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Well this could go either way.

No, that wasn't a bedroom quote, although, if you don't try you will never know.

OK. I am nice until I am naughty.

I like a shower and a good squirt. Of aftershave, you pervs.

I like sharing fun.

My batteries last.

Then I go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

Do I have to do EVERYTHING?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Charming wit, rugged good looks I could go on and on "

And a great choice in underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I’m charming "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because behind my not so grest face andninahes is a lovelt heart a genuine guyand an egar to please lover but no one get pasted he face pic ;(

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Because I've got......

Because I am.......

Well there's the........

Nope, I got nothin'.

As you were.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donations to charity are tax exempt "

Hahaha,nice one

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

Good thread OP, way more succinct than all the reasons people shouldn't meet me.

Okay, let's go, reasons whyyyy:

- Own teeth (I've read that's important)

- Own face (I have documentation to prove this; a reciept from Etsy)

- Own dong (I do not have documentation for this; won it in a poker game)

- Own pulse (super important)

- Will fill this in later

- Something here about being genuine and/or professional

- Can be like-minded, but only if you mind is like my mind, hope this makes sense

- Won't smell like garbage

- Can operate an air fryer (2023 update)

- Been here before; know how this works

- Probably not just twelve ferrets in an overcoat like the tabloids would have you believe

- Read a book about doing sex once (mostly words, some pictures/diagrams)

- Happy Fabbing?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

I might look a bit rough round the edges, but I have a cute dog.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

I make damn good eggy bread

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Because I’m a short bald overweight bloke with a great sense of humour

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Because i’ll make your pants wet and your mascara run from laughing… at first!!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I've given up asking people on Fab, the medium is limited. If we meet in a club it's a totally different matter. My veris speak for themselves.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Cause I’m quite mature for my age

Have my stuff together

Wicked sense of humour

Not going to send you a sausage surprise every 5 minutes.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Not looking for NSA particularly but respect your wishes too, can accomodate with wife's consent and a little planning.

Will cook and feed ya and even wash-up after (okay, load the dishwasher).

Let dinner go down and then the massage table can come out or if preferred the shackles and 4 poster custom bed to enjoy the rest of the night bu fire light.

Or, just because you think we might get on and no over planning

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Not really sure anyone should meet me. I'm a bit of an idiot & eat way too many biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like blowing my own trumpet. But if you'd like to make beautiful music together, I'll play you molto con brio, vibrato e sostenuto.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't like blowing my own trumpet. But if you'd like to make beautiful music together, I'll play you molto con brio, vibrato e sostenuto."

This translated means ‘ spank your arse and stuff a butt plug in you!!’

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

You shouldn’t

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I can have a laugh, my accent was voted sexiest in a recent poll, I'm clean (2 or 3 showers a day).

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

I'm a good laugh, have a gosh, vert quick whitted

Also have amazing oral skills

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Because I sweat profusely when I’m on the nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won the Power Prize on Fun House.

I bought a Boux Avenue gift card and they effed up and put 25k on it.

I own a Bentley (1:25 scale ratio)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm happy just to meet for a coffee and a chat. I'm extremely easy going, with a good sense of humour. I'm extremely shy to begin with, and I don't boast of what I can do or what I'm going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I’m a short bald overweight bloke with a great sense of humour "

woohoo!

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By *ixonButtsMan
over a year ago

North West

Not to brag or anything but if you get with me I have a nintendo 64 and a average penis, so you know clearly winning at life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put the toilet seat down.

Fully house trained.

Will let you have your own supply of chocolate.

Excellent shopping companion/bag carrier.

Do my own washing and cleaning.

Oh, and Ive got a tongue like a hummingbirds wing.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Because of my massive dong, ability to breathe through my ears, and I'm a heavy cummer... like HGV heavy. I'm basically the stud you've always dreamed of

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a nice guy, wanting to have fun and make others have their fun too. I'm not bragging about the size of my purple headed passion pleaser or how I can lick like a dehydrated dog finding water, that's for you to find out.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

You shouldn't, I'm a tool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a damn delight, chat shit, and have a lovely penis?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Because of my massive dong, ability to breathe through my ears, and I'm a heavy cummer... like HGV heavy. I'm basically the stud you've always dreamed of

LvM "

This has been nicked from My old Profile before i became the PC animal I am today!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I prefer to let my actions do the talking

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I have a brain and I'm not afraid to use it

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds"

I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds"

GSOH

Laid back

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds

I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek"

Really?

Fuck.

I just hand wrote a CV and was about to email the ex wives for references.....

A

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds

I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek"

Agreed - the responses seem to indicate most of us ‘ got It!’

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have a toy bag that is well known…i have a impact kit that is well known

I have a sense of humour, I am polite, and I cum heavy

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I forgot to mention when i cum - its like a blancmange cannon exploded!! … Ladieeees!!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Miserable old git...bit of a tosser tbh....needing a bit of how's yer father with grateful birds

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds

I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek

Really?

Fuck.

I just hand wrote a CV and was about to email the ex wives for references.....

A"

You actually put reference on your CV? It always be available on request only!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

So you basically want men to interview for you?

The arrogance astounds

GSOH

Laid back"

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By *ugbydadMan
over a year ago

anywhere

My sarcasm and wit plus my stunning good looks makes it a simple decision..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"My sarcasm and wit plus my stunning good looks makes it a simple decision.. "

Did someone else post this for you??

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Unless you like odd and weird you probably shouldn't! And liking self deprecating might help too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know, you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Reason at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

Well Ms Greeneyes

As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!

So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.

From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs

Irresistible I know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

Well Ms Greeneyes

As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!

So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.

From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs

Irresistible I know!"

And sold

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm honest and what you see is what you get!! I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Average cock, good oral skills and a dirty mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great replies gents

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Because I can cook with a particular aptitude for cakes.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Magic Fingers,,

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My mum says I'm lovely, I don't often agree with her but I accept her judgement on that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You don’t want to meet me I’m a right prick but then again the mrs is hot so it’s swings and roundabouts.

The mr

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By *iker and Mare!Couple
over a year ago

Torbay

If a guy wants a single straight woman, he's much better off on Tinder (or other) than on here.

And tinder is a 100 to 1 ratio! Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

Good thread OP, way more succinct than all the reasons people shouldn't meet me.

Okay, let's go, reasons whyyyy:

- Own teeth (I've read that's important)

- Own face (I have documentation to prove this; a reciept from Etsy)

- Own dong (I do not have documentation for this; won it in a poker game)

- Own pulse (super important)

- Will fill this in later

- Something here about being genuine and/or professional

- Can be like-minded, but only if you mind is like my mind, hope this makes sense

- Won't smell like garbage

- Can operate an air fryer (2023 update)

- Been here before; know how this works

- Probably not just twelve ferrets in an overcoat like the tabloids would have you believe

- Read a book about doing sex once (mostly words, some pictures/diagrams)

- Happy Fabbing?

"

Haha and this wins at being the best post,enjoy your very full inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

Well Ms Greeneyes

As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!

So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.

From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs

Irresistible I know!

And sold "

I will pick you up next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you

Well Ms Greeneyes

As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!

So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.

From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs

Irresistible I know!

And sold

I will pick you up next Tuesday "

I shall be waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you know, you know "

I know xx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Absolutely terrible at selling myself, and false advertising is a bit of a shitty thing.

Have a look, have a chat, then you just decide yourself.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"If a guy wants a single straight woman, he's much better off on Tinder (or other) than on here.

And tinder is a 100 to 1 ratio! Hahaha! "

My success rate on both is pretty much zero!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Because unexpected adventures are the best kind

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

Don't ask me, check my verifications xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

You shouldn't!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Because I'm really not that Grumpy

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"... ...tell us ladies why we should meet you."

•

Because (my) written dialogue is sufficient to whet your appetites. My spoken dialogue is there to satisfy your appetites.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"... ...tell us ladies why we should meet you.

•

Because (my) written dialogue is sufficient to whet your appetites. My spoken dialogue is there to satisfy your appetites. "

Tad biased because of our former matrimony. Tad saying yes, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men doing all the heavy lifting as ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

I can breathe through my ears, I'm great with my hands and a fantastic.. listener.

Also, great sense of humour if you enjoy sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys just wanna chat and not be judge with like minded people and some prefer women I know it can get a bit tedious in the cam rooms and straight up “wanna fuck “ behaviour but there are a few good men out there

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am like that "bloke off the telly".

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

We could share make up tips, admire each others lovely lingerie, then my well honed skills would make your toes curl

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By *opking99Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m a great kisser and look and smell great apparently x

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m attentive, communicative, and I always use enough lube.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not too bad for a short bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a challenge, my challenge is 2 steps, orgasm and squirt!

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You shouldn’t.

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By *r Discreet 75Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Because I have a beautiful looking penis ... not a bit angry looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

Well if you haven't figured it out over the last 10 years....

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By *immy PMan
over a year ago

nottingham via worksop

gosh and a tongue to please you for days... i also make a fabulous brew and always bring biscuits... never ever have i on the toilet seat..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"... ...tell us ladies why we should meet you.

•

Because (my) written dialogue is sufficient to whet your appetites. My spoken dialogue is there to satisfy your appetites.

Tad biased because of our former matrimony. Tad saying yes, please. "

•

We should have made Tadpoles.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

You shouldn't meet me, I'm too old, grumpy and shit in the sack.

I can make a great pot noodle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best tongue in town iv been told. #EnoughSaid"

If I had £1 for every time a man has told me this

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Because I am not like all those above...I am a regular person enjoy a drink and have the crack..I am not anywhere near magnificent in bed but haven't disappointed anyone either.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish


"best tongue in town iv been told. #EnoughSaid

If I had £1 for every time a man has told me this "

You'd have £2.59

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women

So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "

I always have snacks to hand. That's what we're all here for right?

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Im genuine friendly truthful straightforward and alwais honest polite...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have cake and a general sense of humour. Apart from that, I've got nothing special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m an absolute shit show, red flags wave outside my house, hideous to look at, not tall enough, shall I go on? Oh warped sense of humour and apparently I’m a good snogger, one out of five stars would not meet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't for 2 reasons:

1. If we meet, you will probably want more and I can't guarantee to be available whenever you want adventure, fun and sex. I might be surfing, diving, climbing, swimming, jumping out of a plane, at a festival or maybe furnishing my playroom with new toys..... (though I guess you could always join in).

2. I am here for my own selfish reasons. I get most of my kicks from pleasuring a women (one way or another).. so to be honest, it is all about me!!! ........hang on isn't that a win win for us both. Ok, in which case refer to point 1.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'd advise against meeting me. Keep your heart intact.

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By *ady and Mr MCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

some of these answers are the reason you guys get no response!!

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish


"some of these answers are the reason you guys get no response!!"

I'll live

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