FabSwingers.com forum: Secret service

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not sure there’s many left who remembers this but we’ll be it a go!

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Always fun, I'm in

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh this sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.

And I'm in for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

So so in. I love these threads. Thank you, Nora!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Great to see you back Nora. I'm in.

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

I'm in

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.

And I'm in for it."

His are probably more fun. Haha. I don’t make any up though on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and i swear I won’t take over

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell TheMightySpud I was going to check out his profile but he reminds me of my dad. My dad was good looking so that's a compliment but it just makes me uncomfortable. Best of luck to him though.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

In please. I’m here on strict perving business. Nothing more nothing less

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Go on then in....

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In and i swear I won’t take over

Oh god help me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.

And I'm in for it.

His are probably more fun. Haha. I don’t make any up though on this one. "

In that case. I’m in

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By *anny34500Man
over a year ago

Luton

im in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell just Pete that I’d love to wank yogurt canon with my friend John.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, in.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in, makes a change

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Looking4Funz that I am looking for fun too

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over a year ago

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell magneto that the Nan of my Nan wants yo ride his face while holding on his curly hair

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell lemonbuttercream to keep the glasses and messy bun so that I can hire her as my personal secretary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In like flynn

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell JustAnotherElf I’d love her to peg me with her strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"In like flynn

Oh god. You and F&B

. This should be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you tell Just Pete he makes me smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tones

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell justAnotherElf if love to play with her squidgy bits through fishnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello. In please

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Nora that her ass has been made for worshiping . Use me face like the way you used those Turkish toilets on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In until my pudding arrives

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best

Haha. Stick that in your pipe F&B!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best

Haha. Stick that in your pipe F&B!"

coming from him, my ego can take it

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell lemon that I'd love her to play with my little limes and we can make a cocktail together

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hey. Can you tell redfordanger that I don't know if its her smile or her cleavage that is more captivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell mixed devil I want him to tickle my ear lobes with his penis whilst singing queen

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell f&b he can use me like one of his citrus fruits.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell Just Pete he makes me smile?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Yay Nora is back nora is back whoa whoa

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge."

Lmao of that one

N x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you tell RedforDanger I want to dance the stars into the sea with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best

Haha. Stick that in your pipe F&B!

coming from him, my ego can take it

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you tell John Kanaka that he should cycle his nude tush over here sometime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Looking4Funz that I am looking for fun too"

thank you. I’d like that

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If I could have just one fabulous cake:

Lemony-Buttery-Creamy splendid make

Would be the finest, One can dream of ever...

With unicorn dildo candles to complete the endeavour!

For beautiful LBC

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By *cecold1980Man
over a year ago

ashington

I am in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Piscean Dream I want you to be as cosy in my pussy as an old lady in a cardigan.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please…..

There is this sexy girl that I’ve seen.

Out of ten I’d give her a 19.

We’ve fucked for hours & even shared showers

In my dream with lemonbuttercream

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

Ahhh what the heck, I'm in

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Oh go on then I'm in, never know someone might have something to tell me

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell the usual forum suspects that I really like how creative everyone's pictures are

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Piscean Dream I want you to be as cosy in my pussy as an old lady in a cardigan."

Do you have a big pussy or just my penis

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Leo Blooms

I find him in many rooms

Wanking politely singing show tunes

There's only one thing he wants me to do

Sit on his chest and have a great poo

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Justanothergirl, I’ve realised why my cock won’t stay in my pants today. It wants to be inside you.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Ooo. I'm in.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Leo Blooms

I find him in many rooms

Wanking politely singing show tunes

There's only one thing he wants me to do

Sit on his chest and have a great poo

The heart gave it away

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mind passing a message on to _rs322 that her pics are amazing. And I'd be happy to help if she needs a hand being untied from those Christmas lights (or tied up more)

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Oh I’m in Nora

Will make this train journey less tedious

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell F&B that I've made a collage of Francois Mitterrand out of pictures of his penis but, in reality, it looks more like Georges Pompidou.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Roses are boring

Violets are last year

Leo Blooms stuck in my vase

Would cause a happy tear

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Can you tell TheMightySpud I was going to check out his profile but he reminds me of my dad. My dad was good looking so that's a compliment but it just makes me uncomfortable. Best of luck to him though."

Ahhhh, so close!!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

There once was a hottie called Nora

Who described herself as an explorer.

When she went to Svalbard

Her nipples grew so hard,

That the tourists ignored the Aurora.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you let Elephantis know his luxurious literate use of lexicon makes me go light-headed

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge.

Lmao of that one

N x"

Whoa. I don't know whether to be offended. It was Christmas!!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

MrSprout one of the best guys on here.

Classic, hot guy with a good heart. Makes FAB a welcoming place

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Please can you tell John Kanaka that he should cycle his nude tush over here sometime!

If this is F&B, not after the last time!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Maggy I missed him when he was gone

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Tell magneto that the Nan of my Nan wants yo ride his face while holding on his curly hair"

I've got my defibrillator ready l, let's go.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Piscean Dream can cream on my face if he says the magic word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could have just one fabulous cake:

Lemony-Buttery-Creamy splendid make

Would be the finest, One can dream of ever...

With unicorn dildo candles to complete the endeavour!

For beautiful LBC

I am in love with the way you talk stranger.

"Please…..

There is this sexy girl that I’ve seen.

Out of ten I’d give her a 19.

We’ve fucked for hours & even shared showers

In my dream with lemonbuttercream

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Such beautiful words.

I am having a wank now.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Haven’t seen it for a while, thank you Nora

In!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please tell catch22 I'd like to inspect those tattoos and piercings in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell lemonbuttercream to keep the glasses and messy bun so that I can hire her as my personal secretary?"

I can't see without my glasses so I will keep them just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Justanothergirl, I’ve realised why my cock won’t stay in my pants today. It wants to be inside you.

I thought this was me for a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell JustAnotherElf I’d love her to peg me with her strap on"

Done.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'm in and sending.

Gbat

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

Haha you and me both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey. Can you tell redfordanger that I don't know if its her smile or her cleavage that is more captivating

Oh thanks mystery messager

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Please tell mixed devil I want him to tickle my ear lobes with his penis whilst singing queen

Easy peasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell givingbiatry he puts me in the mood for a holiday with his display picture. I am going to go to the travel agents tomorrow and book somewhere with the money I have in my bank account. I have £789 so it will get me a nice holiday.

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

" Mind passing a message on to _rs322 that her pics are amazing. And I'd be happy to help if she needs a hand being untied from those Christmas lights (or tied up more)

Thank you, I'd gladly take the help of either. Depending on what anatomy your packing?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works? "

Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please tell catch22 I'd like to inspect those tattoos and piercings in person

Ooof, one or two are quite detailed so will take a bit of time

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

Time fry up

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell RedforDanger that I’d like her to set my sword on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little late, but I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?

Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.

You ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell RedforDanger I want to dance the stars into the sea with her.

this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?

Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.

You ok hun?

I’ll ask.

Yes he is.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.

I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?

Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.

You ok hun?

I’ll ask.

Yes he is.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please put in the forum post I think Nora the explorer has gorgeous sexy legs and bum. Keep your promise though and don't let her know it was me who said it lol.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you please put in the forum post I think Nora the explorer has gorgeous sexy legs and bum. Keep your promise though and don't let her know it was me who said it lol."

Aw thanks mystery person

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Thanks Nora. I’ll be in

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I am in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No more for me ! I meant to say that in the post. Thanks though

N x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell AMC he looks like he goes to the gym and I wish I could be as dedicated as he is

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

There once was a guy who was wondering...

Please tell him I've figured it out...

He'll soon find a purpose...

When next she has her purse...

Filled with toys that get her well licked out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I sit here quietly and just read the messages,

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Cookie crumbs aren't enough

Cookie licks just won't do

Monster cookie wants to get stuffed

And have mouth full of Biscuit taking you!

For Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In obviously

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Could you let Elephantis know his luxurious literate use of lexicon makes me go light-headed

YOU'RE light-hearted? Reading that, my whole body is currently in orbit around Pluto.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Good evening. Could you please tell fandangoflutters777 that I want her on my face. Repeatedly. Thank you and Happy New Year

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

YuleHardly I'm ready for that big bulging willy

2023 is the year you fuck me silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening. Could you please tell fandangoflutters777 that I want her on my face. Repeatedly. Thank you and Happy New Year"

oh my

This year or next?

Time's awasting..

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Okay. In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YuleHardly I'm ready for that big bulging willy

2023 is the year you fuck me silly

Hell yeah! I knew it would be a good year

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell redfordanger that I know we have our ups and downs, but I am always down to clowns

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message to all women,

I have sowrn celibacy for 2023, please contact me immediately to register your last chance for having sex with me. XoXo

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Brucey Bonus that I absolutely love his threads but he needs to start more about real things like fishmongers and fewer ones about piffle and wiff waff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2

)

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2

Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel!

^Euphemism.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please ask PetitePromises if she like rollercoasters? Because I'll hopefully have her going up and down for an amazing ride

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel!

^Euphemism."

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tel YuleHardly I'm having my fix, and thank him from the bottom of my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2

)

Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carnal tunnel!

"
ftfy.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie crumbs aren't enough

Cookie licks just won't do

Monster cookie wants to get stuffed

And have mouth full of Biscuit taking you!

For Cookie

Oh I love a bit of poetry

Mystery poet please make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Brucey Bonus that I absolutely love his threads but he needs to start more about real things like fishmongers and fewer ones about piffle and wiff waff."

N'awwww

And no

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you tell bruceybonus thankyou for confirming I am indeed your favourite and yes I will bounce on your cock all night baby!!!

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Ooh I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2

)

Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carnal tunnel!

ftfy. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tel YuleHardly I'm having my fix, and thank him from the bottom of my heart

Awww thank you, glad I can assist

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Fool me once.. no, fool me twice

Foolhardly- that will not suffice ^^

Full to brim with a big grin

Hard and screaming what a fool I've been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please ask PetitePromises if she like rollercoasters? Because I'll hopefully have her going up and down for an amazing ride

I wouldn't know, too small to ride.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Bruce that I've finally managed to scrape his goats cheese off my teeth so I'm ready to be his farm animal once again.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To Maturevixen, hope you didn't think you were just going read the messages and not get one of your own. You look absolutely stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fool me once.. no, fool me twice

Foolhardly- that will not suffice ^^

Full to brim with a big grin

Hard and screaming what a fool I've been.

I got my own poem! Thank you so much you creative genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you tell bruceybonus thankyou for confirming I am indeed your favourite and yes I will bounce on your cock all night baby!!!"

Well I better go get my scented candles!

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Bruce that I've finally managed to scrape his goats cheese off my teeth so I'm ready to be his farm animal once again."

I'm confused...you're my favourite so who did I just reply too...

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell mature vixen she has the most beautiful breasticles

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To the people who were worried about someone with big arms a penis and an anus who publicly melted down a few weeks back like a complete and utter moron i say thankyou for you concern im sorry if i scared any of you i was never in any danger just a bit upset by nothing is all im feeling much better than i was barring the shamed feeling im very sorry to anyone i may have upset

And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the people who were worried about someone with big arms a penis and an anus who publicly melted down a few weeks back like a complete and utter moron i say thankyou for you concern im sorry if i scared any of you i was never in any danger just a bit upset by nothing is all im feeling much better than i was barring the shamed feeling im very sorry to anyone i may have upset

And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons"

Awww, I think I know who wrote this. Good to hear, I wondered

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Dear Redfordanger, from your beaming smile to your gorgeous, fiery red hair, you know how much I fancy you and yet I still somehow think I'm understating it

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Cor this looks one crazy thread!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

To Tones (Milestones)

You can be the queen of my dance floor any time.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"MrSprout one of the best guys on here.

Classic, hot guy with a good heart. Makes FAB a welcoming place

Much appreciated thank you

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

I'm in for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones

Ah stop.

It's all an act. I'm an absolute cunt in real life. I'll steal your last tenner and your shoes. And then I'll piss all over your toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My message didn't work somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones

Ah stop.

It's all an act. I'm an absolute cunt in real life. I'll steal your last tenner and your shoes. And then I'll piss all over your toilet seat. "

And then some.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My message didn't work somehow

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Piscean Dream can cream on my face if he says the magic word"

Do I have to guess?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell lemon that I don't know if I'd rather fuck her or have a lazy snuggle spoon first (obviously both sometime let's not be daft) but that her boyfriend's a lucky son of a bitch for both on tap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo Blooms

I find him in many rooms

Wanking politely singing show tunes

There's only one thing he wants me to do

Sit on his chest and have a great poo

I could be mad

I could be bitter

Instead I'll say 'Thanks'

To my mystery shitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks op. (As it comes to a close)

Always fun and lovely to see you back doing this. X

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Thanks op. (As it comes to a close)

Always fun and lovely to see you back doing this. X"

Aw thanks. Haven’t done it for ages! Always a good laugh

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I remember these threads! I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Maturevixen, hope you didn't think you were just going read the messages and not get one of your own. You look absolutely stunning

If this is from who is think it is, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Tones (Milestones)

You can be the queen of my dance floor any time.

Ah..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell mature vixen she has the most beautiful breasticles

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Climbed the Fabulous Tower of His Beard

Mounted myself on the top with my thighs of steel

Interlacing our fingers in the lattice shape

La dame de fer is here - there's no escape!

;) For one and only secret service impostor F&B

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Bloody hell Nora, it's been a while since I've seen one of these

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ah I’m far too late!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bloody hell Nora, it's been a while since I've seen one of these

. I know. I’ve missed it. Need a spare few hours though which I don’t have much anymore! I’ll try and do it more often

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please could you let Mixed Devil know that his hip flexibility is pretty impressive?!!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons"

Glad you’re ok, boob squishes from lunar norks

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

I'm in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

tell kinky inked bi i still like her moon shaped shmushing norks

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