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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

no

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can you persuade us to why we would want you to stay

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Oh no! Why would you do that? You have not explored the heavens of swinging yet...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

bye bye xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol youve only been here two weeks

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

2 weeks in dohhhhhhh

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

2 weeks....

what's happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks? No staying power, some people.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no! Why would you do that? You have not explored the heavens of swinging yet... "

I haven't explored it yet but finding it so hard to accomplish

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 weeks? No staying power, some people.....

"

I have staying power in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspect the site won't be any better or worse either way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "

Hear Hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet."

Even the very very best of us are two a penny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

Even the very very best of us are two a penny.... "

Penny does enjoy a 3some!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received "

Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?

Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!

You get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox "

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities..."

And wots the dark side ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received

Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?

Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!

You get out what you put in "

My messeges are always polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

Even the very very best of us are two a penny....

Penny does enjoy a 3some!"

And who might penny be haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

Even the very very best of us are two a penny....

Penny does enjoy a 3some!"

See you on Sunday....

Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...

And wots the dark side ?"

The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

Byeeeee

From a faker

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more "

Soxy, you've scored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored! "

YAY

Go Soxy ! Go Soxy ! Go Soxy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

Even the very very best of us are two a penny....

Penny does enjoy a 3some!

See you on Sunday....

Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn..."

That's what Kenny Henry used to say!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received

Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?

Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!

You get out what you put in

My messeges are always polite"

But are they interesting? There is a big difference....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored! "

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...

And wots the dark side ?

The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together. "

And Soxy's got loads of it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received

Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?

Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!

You get out what you put in

My messeges are always polite

But are they interesting? There is a big difference.... "

Yes interesting and personal to who I'm messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess"

View, you have such a way with words, love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?!

Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet.

Even the very very best of us are two a penny....

Penny does enjoy a 3some!

See you on Sunday....

Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn...

That's what Kenny Henry used to say!"

"Lenny"....I hate autocarrot

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess

View, you have such a way with words, love it xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!"

Have u dropped lucky then with soxy lol, u must get a lot of luck everywhere else though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more for me.

bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess"

specially on curry nights - result I'd say.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...

And wots the dark side ?

The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together.

And Soxy's got loads of it.....

"

Ah yes....as you just saw....it works a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were

a, local

b, bi

then

c, maybe!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received

Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?

Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!

You get out what you put in

My messeges are always polite

But are they interesting? There is a big difference....

Yes interesting and personal to who I'm messaging "

Well, if they are getting no response, you must be doing something wrong is all I can say!

I don't respond to 'Hi how are you' or the usual 'nice pics' messages as they don't warrant my time as no effort was put into them

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!"

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"more for me.

bye"

Heck.... more competition to cope with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"more for me.

byeHeck.... more competition to cope with!"

you cannot handle me.

fancy to try?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities..."

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well "

Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sexylicious: have you tried including in every message a star wars reference?

For example: "I like your profile, I'd really like the opportunity, given a chance, if we meet and have a coffee and go back to my place, with candle light and champagne and soft sensual music, to jabba your hutt"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"more for me.

byeHeck.... more competition to cope with!

you cannot handle me.

fancy to try?"

Can't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexylicious: have you tried including in every message a star wars reference?

For example: "I like your profile, I'd really like the opportunity, given a chance, if we meet and have a coffee and go back to my place, with candle light and champagne and soft sensual music, to jabba your hutt""

Well, looks like his light sabre pic ain't doing the trick.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"more for me.

byeHeck.... more competition to cope with!

you cannot handle me.

fancy to try?Can't I?"

*looks at Aphrodite* (lightsabre extends).....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

soxy .. can me and u be a tag team please ... can i flick me tongue on his cock whilst u suck his balls ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)"

I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)"

Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! "

I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)

I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to "

You mean you ll leave me to find out for myself? Hell I am going to have to stay for another 50 years...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

If you really feel you need total strangers who will never meet you tell or beg you to stay then please close the door on your way out.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)

Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet "

Oooooops good point, Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!) "

Owwwwuch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you!

Ok thats my best shot!

But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013"

Sox

I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more

Soxy, you've scored!

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)

Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet Oooooops good point, Batman "

Mwah xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

Owwwwuch!!!

"

Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)

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By *ittle Minx 73Woman
over a year ago

South Suffolk


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

No I won't. It's what you make it. We all get peeded off, but that's how it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

Owwwwuch!!!

Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)"

Is it worse than waxing strips??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The OP is 'attached' anyway, so can't be going all that wrong.

My suggestion is to drop all pretence to being straight, and be bisexual. It's ever so much fun playing 'eenie-meenie-minie-mo' in group situations, especially when all concerned are star wars characters for the evening. Princess Leia on my face... Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

Owwwwuch!!!

Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)

Is it worse than waxing strips??

"

Well... where do I start...;-)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks "

Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"

This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!

Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)

I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to You mean you ll leave me to find out for myself? Hell I am going to have to stay for another 50 years...;-)"

We could tag team!!! Double out chances?

Hell, doesn't matter about geography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks

Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

Owwwwuch!!!

Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)

Is it worse than waxing strips??

Well... where do I start...;-)"

Double OWWWWWUCH!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood.....

As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)

Owwwwuch!!!

Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)

Is it worse than waxing strips??

Well... where do I start...;-)

Double OWWWWWUCH!!!

"

Did I forget to mention the perineum?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks

Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people....

"

Of course, when one is 'pounding' away to the Emperors March theme (..dur dur dur Dur de Dur...) one can combine both sex AND star wars and if the OP is thinking of leaving like Luke left his home planet of Tatooine, then he should reconsider by including blatant references to star wars films in his opening messages. No point in saving them for later on, get on in there!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Here are some useful suggestions:

"you float my boat like a landspeeder"

"my cock is as big as the command star destroyer"

"Can I see threepio your aretwodeetwo"?

They work every time.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's better to be inside Fab moaning about the wallpaper than outside throwing stones at the windows.

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

Maybe folk just got bored guessing where you're from

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Good idea you will never be happy here so just leave now.. waves ..

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"Its life Jim but not as we know it"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's real in a virtual way. As has been said, if you want quick then get your nearest bar at this time of year. Have fun and play safe.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av nice tits lol p

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real. "

Pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he gone yet?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

Pure class "

just like your hat,

thanks superramfan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

Pure class "

Typical!

Yet another overseas call centre!

Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

no...Bye

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

Pure class

Typical!

Yet another overseas call centre!

Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!! "

i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the door on your way out as its cold outside. But if you stay take a seat and enjoy the banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

Pure class

Typical!

Yet another overseas call centre!

Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!!

i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre. "

Not for Indian chicks it isn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threadful of harsh

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

See ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"threadful of harsh"

Just trying to keep standards up..

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise

chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking.

in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn.

my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india.

in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope.

that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob.

now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of.

it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.

Pure class

Typical!

Yet another overseas call centre!

Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!!

i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre.

Not for Indian chicks it isn't...

"

i opened a scottish call centre for the indian chics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "

Bloody hell, that is a real site! I a sure it is a wind up though, especially the testimonials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean to brag mate but I got to go to a gang bang within a week of joining. There is a certain element of luck involved too. The ladies can take their pick as there's thousands of single blokes on here. Not to mention the fake profiles. Keep plugging away mate. It may or may not happen for you but this lifestyle aint for everyone. But two weeks is a bit lame to be throwing the towel in.

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Benidorm


"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com!

2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up

It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received "

what do you expect with a profile like that? no pics either!

try visiting your local social night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well am almost 12 months in and i still aint had any luck! how u explain that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

All I can suggest is that you re-read my previous posts. May the farce be with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one who walked straight into a forum trap goodbye ha ha ha ha ( the haha's were in the voice of the count of sesame street by the way) watch the trap door doesnt hit you on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site for us single men is like waiting for a bus there is nothing and all of a sudden 2 come along! Just got to take you'r chances when you can and enjoy the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who sighns up here thinking your going to get your end away within days...it isnt going to happen its not a sighn in and fck site...its the real world mutual attraction still counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one who walked straight into a forum trap goodbye ha ha ha ha ( the haha's were in the voice of the count of sesame street by the way) watch the trap door doesnt hit you on the way out "

In that case it should be Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

have to say some will look at this thread as either a bit of an 'oh poor me whine...

others will look at it and think 'quitter' if your looking to jack it after 2 weeks..

you wont get an instant shag here, it does'nt usually work that way..

if your of that mindset then in all honesty think again..

put in the legwork, hit a few socials etc..

good luck with what you decide..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one who walked straight into a forum trap goodbye ha ha ha ha ( the haha's were in the voice of the count of sesame street by the way) watch the trap door doesnt hit you on the way out

In that case it should be Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! "

yes it should

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

glad you stuck around...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big news. You aren't the swinging saviour. Leave or stay it wont make a difference to most on here. You get out what you put in. Ps good luck what ever you choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of time . Leave

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Pursasive lot, 2 days and he's still here

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Pursasive lot, 2 days and he's still here "

What if we all left and left him on his own?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise "

You are looking for FF Couples only..

Rather limiting your chances don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabs a good site and free if you wish , Not alot are free and some other sites make single MEN pay more ,, so all in all you get a good deal here. Its a fair site.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Here we go again.... another single guy whining why he hasn't got women queuing up at his front door demanding his services!!

Look mate, it's like this! Single guys are plentiful. so you have to "sell" yourself.

Your Profile is OK to a point, but use some punctuation. Use less CAPITAL letters in mid-sentence. Expand the Profile a bit more.

The Pic you have used is partially in shadow; are you ashamed of showing the right side of your face??

Then your location is as Guess, North West.

Is that England, Scotland or where? The North West of England could be anywhere from Liverpool to Carlisle, so be more specific.

Get into socials, socials and of course The Forum Pages on here. It's all about being noticed!

The one golden rule is Patience, and plenty of it. It takes time. It's not an Instant Sex site!

If you wish to stay, do so. If you wish to go, then switch off the light and close the door behind you. Don't worry about us, we'll all cope!

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