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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Micro penis for anyone? take a look 8)

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Wow, that really is micro

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Smallest cock on fab? I think so lol

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

How much RAM does it have?

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

That’s what it’s all about aha :’D plenty in the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda reminds me of the clay scene from ghost.. ohhh myyy loveeee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda reminds me of the clay scene from ghost.. ohhh myyy loveeee."

Leaves you wanting Moore.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

I literally had to YouTube that right away! Haha clay Willy lol

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is this a new name for hotdogs?

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

I bet there’s lots of cocks that small this morning it’s -11 in Cumbria

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

A lot of men are probably sporting micro willy's in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinda reminds me of the clay scene from ghost.. ohhh myyy loveeee.

Leaves you wanting Moore."

ok you best so far !

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Mines literally inverted, I can actually finger myself :’D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of men are probably sporting micro willy's in this weather "

Not me!

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Your one of the lucky ones haha

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Hubby has a small cock, that's why I'm here x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"A lot of men are probably sporting micro willy's in this weather

Not me! "

You probably have more vagina than penis though to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines literally inverted, I can actually finger myself :’D"

Hahaha!! Brilliant!

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By *cs62Man
over a year ago

dumfries

You can watch me play with my 9inchs anytime Kate

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

OP do you find this has an impact on the rest of your life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it looks gorgeous

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Can’t fault you hun, does he accept that he’s not up to it lol

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"A lot of men are probably sporting micro willy's in this weather

Not me!

You probably have more vagina than penis though to be fair "

I certainly do lol not much of a cock when a AA battery is twice the size lol

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"I think it looks gorgeous "

Thank you so much, I’m so proud of it haha I actually love it lol

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"OP do you find this has an impact on the rest of your life?"

In a way of course it does, but the fact I get off on being humiliated, it makes the kink more real because I do actually have a tiny cock

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat. "

Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby has a small cock, that's why I'm here x"

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on mate take pride in yourself! Well done

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By *r ShenanigansMan
over a year ago

Lancing

-5 degrees here - mine's half that size atm.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Hubby has a small cock, that's why I'm here x

Same"

Wow really? Lots of interesting comments here

How small is small? Lol

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Go on mate take pride in yourself! Well done "

Well, if you don’t laugh you cry??? Aha

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.

get lol's for the right reason.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.

get lol's for the right reason. "

Good idea!!! Next photo will have that on! Lmao!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.

get lol's for the right reason.

Good idea!!! Next photo will have that on! Lmao!"

I can see a book and a movie deal, the adventures of spunky, spunky goes overboard in the hot tub, spunky in the garden trimming the bush, spunky gets in a mess putting up the crimbo decorations, spunky getting dirty under the bonnet, etc.. 15% industry standard agent fee just in case. Lol.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

That’s ace!! Haha love it!!! Needs to be done!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

3 minutes on full setting, wait for it to go 'ding' and its ready

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"3 minutes on full setting, wait for it to go 'ding' and its ready "

You’ve got it !

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"3 minutes on full setting, wait for it to go 'ding' and its ready

You’ve got it ! "

Don't forget to stab it first so it doesn't explode

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"3 minutes on full setting, wait for it to go 'ding' and its ready

You’ve got it !

Don't forget to stab it first so it doesn't explode "

Ffs haha

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Spunky you have to put two dots and a smiley face on your happy penis.

get lol's for the right reason.

Good idea!!! Next photo will have that on! Lmao!"

No. Don't. People will think you are trying to hide something!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.

Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol "

I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London.

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By *punky89 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.

Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol

I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London."

We can still chat privately, I don’t mind answering any of your queries

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.

Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol

I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London."

There are a few small/micro in london, have a look on the name search

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By *luefire2012Man
over a year ago

Bucks


"Hubby has a small cock, that's why I'm here x"

We should chat

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"See the positives - I bet you get no complaints when asking deepthroat.

Exactly haha just finding someone to try lol

I volunteer as tribute. I'm curious about the micro penis but most men with small cocks hide. Shame you are not in London.

There are a few small/micro in london, have a look on the name search "

I got two in the name search for micro but microphone...lol! ? what am I doing wrong?

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By *ohn30stMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I would come to London for you to experiment with mine

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
over a year ago

around abouts

Yup....

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Didn't Sir Clive Sinclair corner the market in micro-penises?

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By *r_niceguy100Man
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Smallest cock on fab? I think so lol"

Think mine is smaller and better looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the smallest cock I've ever seen. Congratulations

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smallest cock on fab? I think so lol

Think mine is smaller and better looking "

Oh hang on. Think this one is actually the smallest

Mrs C

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By *r_niceguy100Man
over a year ago

chelmsford

Smallest on fab or smallest you have ever seen?

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

I think I might be a good candidate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smallest on fab or smallest you have ever seen?"

Smallest I've ever seen. I've nipples bigger than that

Mrs C

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By *urious couple22Couple
52 weeks ago

Derby

Smallest I've ever seen like how does sex work

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By *midnight-Woman
52 weeks ago

...

Awww he's a little cutie

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
52 weeks ago

around abouts

I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick"

This guy wins

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By *illy IdolMan
52 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
52 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Micro Penis, qu'est ce que c'est? Not even my weirdest earworm today.

J

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By *anamalMan
52 weeks ago

Hove

[Removed by poster at 12/11/23 20:39:34]

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By *r_niceguy100Man
52 weeks ago

chelmsford


"Smallest I've ever seen like how does sex work

"

If its lubed up and shes ontop it just kinda rubs the clit and hole as she grinds. Dosnt really go in much.

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By *r_niceguy100Man
52 weeks ago

chelmsford


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins "

Ah i thought i had top spot

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot "

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?

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By *r_niceguy100Man
52 weeks ago

chelmsford


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?"

Lol, no i just sit down.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?

Lol, no i just sit down."

But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?

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By *r_niceguy100Man
52 weeks ago

chelmsford


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?

Lol, no i just sit down.

But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?"

Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?

Lol, no i just sit down.

But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?

Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal."

That's my man!

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By *r_niceguy100Man
52 weeks ago

chelmsford


"I've HONESTLY (God I love a big clit) had a Mrs where her clit was bigger than my soft dick

This guy wins

Ah i thought i had top spot

Well to be fair it looks like you both packed your travel cocks. Fair play to embracing it.

Serious question, do you piss on your jeans?

Lol, no i just sit down.

But your in a pub and the trap is shut, the other one looks blocked, but you'd have to tip there ferryman to row you across Piss Lake to get there. There is a Urinal free! Right between a few guys. Do you take it or what?

Ha you painted a good picture. Id use the urinal.

That's my man!"

Lol. People dont normally look when your taking a piss but changing rooms you always get a watcher

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
52 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Smallest I've ever seen like how does sex work

If its lubed up and shes ontop it just kinda rubs the clit and hole as she grinds. Dosnt really go in much. "

Still sounds quite nice....must be what lesbians and trans men do. I don't always need a uterus pounding. Lol! More than one way to....um...get an orgasm.....out of....me.

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By *ose manMan
52 weeks ago

kells

Do black guys have micro Dick's ..

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By *ornucopiaMan
52 weeks ago

Bexley


"Do black guys have micro Dick's .. "

I think the word you are looking for is 'macro'.

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By *r lotharioMan
52 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

reminds me of a timmy mallett song but without the yellow polka dot bikini

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By *ornucopiaMan
52 weeks ago

Bexley


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Still sounds quite nice....must be what lesbians and trans men do. I don't always need a uterus pounding. Lol! More than one way to....um...get an orgasm.....out of....me. "

Yes, tribadism is the name of the game.

I am surprised that it doesn't feature much in erotic movies etc.

When explaining the concept to those new to it, I like to link both my hands with the thumbs and forefingers outstretched simulating two pairs of open legs in close 90 degree contact!

Good to see Melanin Maverick back in the forum. I was hoping she was ok.

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
49 weeks ago

around abouts

Defo "micro" when soft. Thinking just "tiny" when hard (4inches) but totally ok with label micro in both states if that's the fact.

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By *opinovMan
49 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Wow... so uumm, BMW or Audi?

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By *mall Dick MidlandsMan
49 weeks ago

around abouts

Nah, not a car making up for it wanker. Defo secure guy who knows he has not a small but a tiny penis x.

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