FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Started another, seeing as the other thread is pretty much full.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Grab a brew, strap yourself in and get your flirt on. Let the games begin

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

In and happy to postie for 30 minutes

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ah, go on then, I'll join. You're totally twisting my arm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In…tentatively

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In earlyish this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m and happy to play postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m in, not got many mates round here though

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

In - not sure im ready for the tsunami of messages!!!

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I'll have a go, stick me in

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

In and and happy to be postie

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

A charming gentleman just popped into my box with this message

Can you tell Principessa she has the most delectable curves I’d explore all night

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over a year ago

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

And another gentleman has this for redfordanger

Your pics look stunning and I'd love to know what danger we could get into together. Even with a tentative approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/ Her)

Happy to receive and be postie!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"A charming gentleman just popped into my box with this message

Can you tell Principessa she has the most delectable curves I’d explore all night"

Always up for a little exploration

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tg x

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/ Her)

I had a whisper in my shell like for TodgerMoore,

“I hope he's got his armbands and goggles on, as the tsunami starts here”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous lady left a message in my inbox for mr _ohn kanaka

Hi John Kanaka, i see you in Forum all the time being a fellow leftie. I always think I should introduce myself but never know what to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the laughs

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Message for Rickshawed

Hey. Mind passing on an apology to _ickshawed for twisting her arm. If she's in any discomfort and needs a rub down, I'll drop by

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

The temperature just went up a notch in my box !

Foxy Red

I have dick pick ready and waiting for you wish it was my hands down you’re knickers or at least my tounge x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This very hot mate has proclaimed....

DX2019 is hot AF!

I mean she's not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in,filters off for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another gentleman has this for redfordanger

Your pics look stunning and I'd love to know what danger we could get into together. Even with a tentative approach"

Tentative approaches to danger are the best

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

From a delicious lady mate

Can you tell _odgermoore

I’m a bit scruffy, but smell posh and dress nice will I do?

Mr Moore, the answer should definitely be YES !!

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"This very hot mate has proclaimed....

DX2019 is hot AF!

I mean she's not wrong

Ah thanks mystery person!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Happy being postie as never get anything else lol

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I need some mates

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Giving this a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The temperature just went up a notch in my box !

Foxy Red

I have dick pick ready and waiting for you wish it was my hands down you’re knickers or at least my tounge x"

Weird that was sent before I'd entered the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play please

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Message for Rickshawed

Hey. Mind passing on an apology to _ickshawed for twisting her arm. If she's in any discomfort and needs a rub down, I'll drop by"

I've got coconut oil. I'll be naked and waiting

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Laceby

We’ll join and happily be postie too

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

I'll play

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"A gorgeous lady left a message in my inbox for mr _ohn kanaka

Hi John Kanaka, i see you in Forum all the time being a fellow leftie. I always think I should introduce myself but never know what to say!"

Oh I never get mentioned!

And this sounds like a perfect intro!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

This postie is clocking off now. Have fun

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

I’ll be a postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mr Sprout you luck fella

Please let Mr Sprout know that come Christmas I'd be interested to sample his stuffing balls and chipolata

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I don't ever want to scab, but I don't think the real posties would mind me being messenger boy in a good cause.

Send me your erotic missives, and I'll get them into the right hands. Just call me Cupid.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

from a rather lovely couple

Message for LeeLee555

So good they named him twice

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

From a deliciously curvy lady

Can you please tell MrMonkey that I’m glad to see him back

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

From a stunning lady

Can you ask magic fingers if he also has a magic tongue

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

lol one day ill get one for me

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A gorgeous forumer has a message for Mr Sprout

Hi would you tell Mr Sprout that I wouldn't mind his sprouts for Christmas lunch

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'll play

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Message for Hippy

Me, you, gin, salmon, lemon drizzle…..

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/ Her)

RedforDanger, a very sexy couple say

“ We wouldn’t stare at anyone else whilst in your company. We’d only have eyes for you “

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Message for Clacton

that I want to write all over his body in lipstick after I've applied it to my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret..not so secret admirer’s message said:

So, can the mate I pick be the same person as the one I fancy ? if so, you'll be posting my message to yourself on the thread.

and I’m chuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *houlders McFOXMan
over a year ago

Discovering

I’ve my postie uniform at the ready

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’m in, not got many mates round here though "

Ooooo I think I fancy you a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RedforDanger, a very sexy couple say

“ We wouldn’t stare at anyone else whilst in your company. We’d only have eyes for you “

You legends. I love it

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I’m in, not got many mates round here though

Ooooo I think I fancy you a bit

Aww you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Hippy

Me, you, gin, salmon, lemon drizzle…..

Can I blindfold and hand feed you, then you won’t know whats coming

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Message for ImtheMrJ from my hit friend!

That is a hot profile picture

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Message for Hippy

Me, you, gin, salmon, lemon drizzle…..

Can I blindfold and hand feed you, then you won’t know whats coming

I’ll ask my mate who sent me the message. I’m sure he’s agree to your request

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

I felt a tingling sensation when this lady messaged because she’s hot af

Message for Bellaseas

I look at her profile. A lot. Me next, please

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

A lovely couple asked Cakeanyone this question

With a name like that you must be getting nibbled and licked all day long. Does your cake come with its own cream?

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"From a stunning lady

Can you ask magic fingers if he also has a magic tongue

I'm happy to put it to the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I felt a tingling sensation when this lady messaged because she’s hot af

Message for Bellaseas

I look at her profile. A lot. Me next, please

Ohhhh, I need to know who you are!

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By *houlders McFOXMan
over a year ago

Discovering

A very pretty lady would love to try _ryingitout19 out for size

And I must say, lucky chap

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll play for a bit

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Clacton

that I want to write all over his body in lipstick after I've applied it to my lips "

Go for it hand cuffs and whips at the ready

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A stunningly beautiful woman writes to ArtyIan:

'I love art...and your thoughtful approach. Teach me, Sensai?'

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

"Message for ImtheMrJ from my hit friend!

That is a hot profile picture

Much gratitude to your friend for the compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A stunningly beautiful woman writes to ArtyIan:

'I love art...and your thoughtful approach. Teach me, Sensai?'"

lol message and ask

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good"

No, same. I love the messages, the joy engendered, the excitement of wondering who...it's always such a lovely, positive thread.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good"

ditto young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good"

I like reading them and trying to work out who’s said what, it’s always a really nice thread

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good"

No I'm the same, these are sine of my favourite threads

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

RexHoles, a beautiful couple are wondering if you will live up to your name...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A message for shoulders from a very sexy lady who says she’d love to give those shoulders a very relaxing massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who I fancy has blocked me.

Probably for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh fuck it lol I'm in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"RexHoles, a beautiful couple are wondering if you will live up to your name..."

You’ll be walking like John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for John Kanaka, from a frankly legendary fabbette.

It's so good to see you on the forums again! The memory of watching you spank another in my early days of swinging is forever imprinted on my mind. Maybe one day I'll be lucky enough to experience it.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

london

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By *houlders McFOXMan
over a year ago

Discovering

For the very sexy lady, I would love to return the delights of your sensual touch

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I'm in, not done one for a while

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Can you guys tell redfordanger that any colour would be dangerous on her and I'd love to compare scars one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in until bedtime.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

RexHoles, a delicious Forumite says she means it when she says you can wreck her holes.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Please tell Lemon she has the most amazing bum....

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sexy hot mate has a message for Redfordanger

I'd dive head first into you. Top and bottom heads

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is it weird that I get a thrill from anyone getting a message, on this thread? Living vicariously over here. The positive vibes are good"

I love them too. They brighten the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"RexHoles, a delicious Forumite says she means it when she says you can wreck her holes."

I hope it’s you

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy hot mate has a message for Redfordanger

I'd dive head first into you. Top and bottom heads

Ufff. Stop it.

Actually, keep going

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"RexHoles, a delicious Forumite says she means it when she says you can wreck her holes.

I hope it’s you

Someone approximately 8,000 times hotter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephantis a sweet kinky friend of mine says that you have the most romantic eyes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

A very sexy gentleman has asked me to tell lemon buttercream that I have been admiring her for a while I think she is gorgeous

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Please can you tell _ickshawed that I would watch her perform a live sex show with my binoculars if that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For little bit

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Elephantis a sweet kinky friend of mine says that you have the most romantic eyes.

It was Rex, and he pronounced it 'arse', am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephantis a sweet kinky friend of mine says that you have the most romantic eyes.

It was Rex, and he pronounced it 'arse', am I right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephantis a sweet kinky friend of mine says that you have the most romantic eyes.

It was Rex, and he pronounced it 'arse', am I right?"

Well, that would be telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In until I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does going

help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit late to the party, bit I'm in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll deliver a few if needed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have another message for kanaka from a lovely lady

Could you ask Mr Kanaka if he's taking on new subs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

Work in Morning

Good Night you sexy lot x

zzzzzzzzz

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Almost time to close, so am out, not that I got any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost time to close, so am out, not that I got any"

Don't worry mate I'll give you a big old man hug, we don't need the elite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Sparkles1974, she has an amazing figure and is getting admired from her home country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out too besties. It's time for sleepies. Goodnight everyone.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Okay.... in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A hottie has sent this message for:

Stud-u-like

Room in the hot tub for one more?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’ll play please

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A very sexy lads said Can you tell Clacton I would love for those hands to milk my anal glands if I have them

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A very sexy lads said Can you tell Clacton I would love for those hands to milk my anal glands if I have them"

Ooops lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an anonymous message which reads:

“Can you tell bellaseas that nothing would be too hard work and more than worth it.”

I think he’s offering to renovate your house for free…

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By *eef monster munchMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy no mates is out….. have fun you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in …..

I’m out …

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m in …..

I’m out …"

Shake it all about…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think I forgot to say that I’m in.

There’s a postal strike on my phone though, any messages won’t be delivered until tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in …..

I’m out …

Shake it all about…"

That’s what it’s all about!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Hey Princesspea,

This absolute fitty says he is going to bed, but he’ll be back for you in the morning.

Lucky you princess, I’m not at all jealous! X

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet they dont!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in for a while.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

A very sexy man has asked me to tell Miss Giggles that I’d like to join her in bed for a cuppa? I’ve put the kettle on already. Thanks.

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Think my posties have gone to get some beauty sleep

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Please can you tell _ickshawed that I would watch her perform a live sex show with my binoculars if that's ok"

Can I use your telescope instead? It'll fit better

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry bit late posting, but my mate, who I'm not sure realised who he messaged this too, says

Bella, Rickshawed, Beyond Purity, Hippy, Littlebird & Redfordanger, I have ylang ylang essential oils warning to massage them all

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My mate has a reply for Redfordanger about keeping going...

I would have no issue with that, book yourself a week off

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you tell Thumper I think he's hot

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Message for lemonbuttercream

If you do a ctrl f in messages you’ll see my face in your box. However this isn’t the only box I’m trying to get into

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Late comer joining in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sorry bit late posting, but my mate, who I'm not sure realised who he messaged this too, says

Bella, Rickshawed, Beyond Purity, Hippy, Littlebird & Redfordanger, I have ylang ylang essential oils warning to massage them all"

I really hope all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes all you need is a sparkle x

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"My mate has a reply for Redfordanger about keeping going...

I would have no issue with that, book yourself a week off

Rickshawed my mate says he has his pin ready to pop your balloon

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sometimes all you need is a sparkle x"

Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes all you need is a sparkle x

Nothing wrong with that

No indeed, nothing whatsoever! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry bit late posting, but my mate, who I'm not sure realised who he messaged this too, says

Bella, Rickshawed, Beyond Purity, Hippy, Littlebird & Redfordanger, I have ylang ylang essential oils warning to massage them all

I really hope all together

Ooooh yes. A sexy SEXY massage party!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry bit late posting, but my mate, who I'm not sure realised who he messaged this too, says

Bella, Rickshawed, Beyond Purity, Hippy, Littlebird & Redfordanger, I have ylang ylang essential oils warning to massage them all"

I think that's called hedging his bets. But good on your mate for aiming high...sure would be one hell of a massage party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry bit late posting, but my mate, who I'm not sure realised who he messaged this too, says

Bella, Rickshawed, Beyond Purity, Hippy, Littlebird & Redfordanger, I have ylang ylang essential oils warning to massage them all

I really hope all together

Ooooh yes. A sexy SEXY massage party!"

Super late, I know....but I'm definitely in! Especially with the likes of Red for danger lurking... Yum! Xx

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very late but I’m bored so I’m in

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

"Very late but I’m bored so I’m in

Beter late than never

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Thank you for the messages that I missed. Just to be clear my sprouts and chipolata are available all year round and not just at Christmas

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

My very sexy friend would like to join couple after dark, has invited me along to spank Mrs too

I’m definitely in

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm in can I have a wild dream

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rickshawed my mate says he has his pin ready to pop your balloon "

Tell your mate to give it a rub first. Sparks might fly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mornin’ all. Glasgow postie clocking in for duty. My box is, as always, open.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got an early rising mate this morning

He would like Principessa to know that she's the first thing he thought about when he woke up this morning

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Ermmm go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy man has asked me to tell Miss Giggles that I’d like to join her in bed for a cuppa? I’ve put the kettle on already. Thanks."

Make sure its a strong cuppa with milk and no sugar and there might be some space

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"I've got an early rising mate this morning

He would like Principessa to know that she's the first thing he thought about when he woke up this morning "

Tell your mate it’s a shame I was in his mind this morning and not in his, …..oh never mind

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A message from a proper dirty bird

Can you tell shogun that he looks like a bodybuilder from the shows I used to watch when porn websites were not available for a wank

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

In for a giggle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My very sexy friend would like to join couple after dark, has invited me along to spank Mrs too

I’m definitely in "

*swoons* uh yess please

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m in. Although I’m sure this will be full soon.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"I have another message for kanaka from a lovely lady

Could you ask Mr Kanaka if he's taking on new subs?"

He's not meeting at the moment, nit never say never. And I'd love to know who sent this!

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By *iss mischief 666Woman
over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

Post mistress here too!

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By *iss mischief 666Woman
over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

Fiddlesticks

An absolute stunning friend of mine has sent you some mail....

"Fiddlesticks - bend me over your desk"

She's a hottie, ain't gonna lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RedForDanger I have message for you from my mate. He said he would like to peel you out of your sexy lingerie and get his hands on your beautiful body

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In for a bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A certain chiselled Adonis would like me to tell D from Rickshawed that she’s the wind beneath his wings.

And that perhaps she should steer clear of the beans and broccoli.

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