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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Use predictive text...what's your excuse??

Start your sentence with.."I can't come into work today because I"

I can't come into work today because I know what's going on

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I can’t come into work today because I’m not going home to get my nails cleaned

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By *exy Pretty FeetCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

I can't come into work today because I have to be right for you to be back at work

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going out to dinner with the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t come in to work today because I’m going out to dinner with the girls "

Is that a predictive euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going out to the lake and I’m going out for dinner and I don’t know what to say about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t be in today. Short and sweet I know. Has anybody taken a half sucky before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I don't know where I am x

Explains so much really

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can't come in to work today because I'm working for a few days.

Yeah. That didn't work.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

I can't come in today because I'm going out with my partner.

Valid excuse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my wife has been a hot one today

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By *haz500Man
over a year ago

near burnley/blackburn/bury

I can’t come into work today because I can’t get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t come into work today so I’m just trying to find a way home.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I can't come into work today because I've been working on assembling my phone and have not had any further communication with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually did phone in today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit tied up. Those with rope will understand

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I can't come into work today because my wife has not come home yet

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I can't come Into work today because my wife is away

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I can't come into work today because I have a great day at work and I will be there in a few minutes to get to know if you want to go to the store.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going out to the lake and I’m going out for dinner and I don’t know what to say about it

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

I can't come into work today as I have a spare one night and a half unless I can get the rest.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can't come into work today coz I'm meeting sparkle

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I can't come in to work today because I'm going out with my favourite people

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By *radEZMan
over a year ago

Preston

I can't come to work today because I have a great day with the kids and I don't know if you have any questions or something like that.

Not sure where these kids came from...??

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I can't come in to work today because I have a great day out of the day and time to get back to you both in the future too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work today because I have been busy with my exams so I am currently sleeping

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I can't come into work today because of the messages I’ve sent to the petrol station

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I can't come into work today because you were looking at the same thing several times.

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

I can't come into work today because I am working in London so I will x

(well, that's a depressing indictment of my regular messages!!)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I can't cum into wrk 2day az my dik iz sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work today because I have a good day x I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the website and Master of the day.

Not sure what my phone is on

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