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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Monday night nocturnal thread edition...

Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to tonight or Just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours..

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good evening Brother Åsh †

I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment. "

°

I'm mindful that I'm never rude to you. However...sod off.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"1"

Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a pain au chocolate to have for breakfast tomorrow morning...

How was your day?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment.

°

I'm mindful that I'm never rude to you. However...sod off. "

I'm definitely going to get a better prize than you because I'm OP's favourite.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment. "

Hola mi amor....

Your prize is a day out shopping at fortnum and masons

I might live to regret this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment.

Hola mi amor....

Your prize is a day out shopping at fortnum and masons

I might live to regret this one!

"

Get in!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°"

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good "

That's really good news.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Brother Åsh †

I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations."

I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

That's really good news. "

Thankyou

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good "

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning...

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning... "

Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...

Hello everyone else!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning... "

Fingers crossed for you bud

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just browsing here on fab hoping to arrange meet for this week

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy! "

Good evening Mrs KC...congrats on your successful bungalow offer...I'm very pleased for you...

I hope you get some more energy tomorrow....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy! "

Well done... xx

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy!

Well done... xx"

Gracias Flor y Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning...

Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...

Hello everyone else!!! X

"

Good evening flor...

Do I really look unwell?...

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning...

Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...

Hello everyone else!!! X

Good evening flor...

Do I really look unwell?...

You look amazing I was talking about Nero lol

"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning...

Fingers crossed for you bud "

Thanks mate...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just browsing here on fab hoping to arrange meet for this week "

Good evening Harry..Good luck and I hope you manage to arrange a meet...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck "

Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all "

Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey HA

How are you ?

I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been

So far so good

Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....

I have one myself tomorrow morning...

Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...

Hello everyone else!!! X

Good evening flor...

Do I really look unwell?...

You look amazing I was talking about Nero lol

"

Thank you...I was getting worried then!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck

Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?... "

Couldn’t tell ya, geez.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy!

Well done... xx

Gracias Flor y Ash "

De nada mi amiga

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Brother Åsh †

I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations.

I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill... "


"1

Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a pain au chocolate to have for breakfast tomorrow morning...

How was your day?..."

°

My day was busy neglecting work and getting trapped in the portcullis of the Fab Fora.

Thank you for my F¹rst Prize - very considerate and thoughtful.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck

Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...

Couldn’t tell ya, geez. "

No problem mi old China....

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening all

Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?..."

m

A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Brother Åsh †

I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations.

I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill...

1

Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight...

Your prize is a pain au chocolate to have for breakfast tomorrow morning...

How was your day?...

°

My day was busy neglecting work and getting trapped in the portcullis of the Fab Fora.

Thank you for my F¹rst Prize - very considerate and thoughtful. "

I hope you manage to free yourself tomorrow and get some work done brother Nero....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I wish my neck and ear glands would bugger off and deflate

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck

Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...

Couldn’t tell ya, geez.

No problem mi old China.... "

I have to be honest - I’m struggling now . I’m not an Essex native

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all

Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m

A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day? "

After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having waited in all day, dyno rod have only just turned up to look at a leak in my bathroom. So yea, my Monday could have been better spent. Tomorrow a new day as they say

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening all

Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m

A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day?

After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap "

Nanna nap that’s a good day then

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Seems like today has been a pretty good day. That makes me happy.

Apart from the sickly ones!! Get well soon KCs

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I wish my neck and ear glands would bugger off and deflate "

Bugger off neck and ear glands.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oi Oi!!

Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck

Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...

Couldn’t tell ya, geez.

No problem mi old China....

I have to be honest - I’m struggling now . I’m not an Essex native "

I'm an Essex native.....I will teach you all I know....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Having waited in all day, dyno rod have only just turned up to look at a leak in my bathroom. So yea, my Monday could have been better spent. Tomorrow a new day as they say "

Good evening Marapaul and welcome to the nocturnal thread and forum...

Did they manage to fix your bathroom leak?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Can everyone welcome Marapaul to the nocturnal thread....

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?.... "

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Can everyone welcome Marapaul to the nocturnal thread.... "

Oi oi saveloy (last one I promise)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all

Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m

A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day?

After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap

Nanna nap that’s a good day then "

It was the perfect day as I'm now very busy the rest of the week...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°"

What have you been up to this evening?...

Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up? "

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°

What have you been up to this evening?...

Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it....."

I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°

It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed "

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°

What have you been up to this evening?...

Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....

I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°

It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°"

What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc.... "

a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can everyone welcome Marapaul to the nocturnal thread....

Oi oi saveloy (last one I promise)

"

I now have a craving for a sausage roll after

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....

a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust "

Is the spreader bar still in working condition?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can everyone welcome Marapaul to the nocturnal thread....

Oi oi saveloy (last one I promise)

I now have a craving for a sausage roll after "

Thanks OP

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together..... "

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well initially they were only going to assess then book in repair. Instead he is here for next 2 hours actually fixing it. On one hand shouldn’t complain, on other hand boy am I gonna be tired in my 17 hour shift starting at 5am

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....

a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust "

Will your spreader bar be making a reentry into the NC sexy time routine?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can everyone welcome Marapaul to the nocturnal thread....

Oi oi saveloy (last one I promise)

I now have a craving for a sausage roll after

Thanks OP "

You're very welcome

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him "

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well initially they were only going to assess then book in repair. Instead he is here for next 2 hours actually fixing it. On one hand shouldn’t complain, on other hand boy am I gonna be tired in my 17 hour shift starting at 5am"

I'm glad they managed to fix it and I hope you're not too tired tomorrow.......

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°

What have you been up to this evening?...

Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....

I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°

It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°

What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?... "

I've watched Pinocchio and Dumbo I'm not sure what to watch next.•°°

My favourite used to be The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh but now I don't have a favourite.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


".•°°

Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....

My night hasn't been too bad..•°°

What have you been up to this evening?...

Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....

I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°

It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°

What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?...

I've watched Pinocchio and Dumbo I'm not sure what to watch next.•°°

My favourite used to be The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh but now I don't have a favourite.

"

I hope you manage to find another favourite soon...

What about the more recent Disney movies like Frozen etc....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin. "

I don't think it's that kind of bar brother Nero!

Can you tell me what you find out in your investigations....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening peeps

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening peeps "

Good evening rafex....How's it going tonight?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all

I got home from work watched a bit of a film then fell asleep half way through

Now fully awake haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?.... "

Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey all

I got home from work watched a bit of a film then fell asleep half way through

Now fully awake haha "

Good evening alt bearded guy....what film were you trying to watch when you fell asleep?

I'm always nodding off during the chase and miss the end!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....

Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding "

It sounds like a very long shopping list....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good how is you ? What’s new apart from this wind ?

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Hi everyone got home shower expresso now im watching the book of eli

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....

a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust

Is the spreader bar still in working condition?...."

it is by the looks of it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All good how is you ? What’s new apart from this wind ? "

I'm doing good thank you...I'm just about to eat a slice of cheesecake....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....

Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding

It sounds like a very long shopping list.... "

Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed

Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....

a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust

Will your spreader bar be making a reentry into the NC sexy time routine?! "

possibly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin. "

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"All good how is you ? What’s new apart from this wind ? "

It is pretty windy, isn't it?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi everyone got home shower expresso now im watching the book of eli"

Good evening betterdays.....I hope you enjoy the movie...do you enjoy those types of apocalyptic films?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....

Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding

It sounds like a very long shopping list....

Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment "

That's very kind of you Ace...I hope the shopping goes well tomorrow....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All good how is you ? What’s new apart from this wind ?

It is pretty windy, isn't it?!"

Its always windy here...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight hour...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!"

°

Unequivocally YES.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

ØØ.ØØhrs....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES."

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "

°

A crime novel, suntan lotion, bikini, shower gel, a Bunsen burner...??

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"ØØ.ØØhrs...."

Happy midnight hour....

On tonight's nocturnal thread so far we have talked about Essex accents, spreader bars, shopping, the wind and Mrs KCs glands....

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

"

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "

°

An air conditioning unit! Seriously, they are the antithesis of heating and all heating engineers find them abhorrent.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "

I think someone should start a thread asking what do you think Mr N was constructing in his garage?...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

°

An air conditioning unit! Seriously, they are the antithesis of heating and all heating engineers find them abhorrent."

That's correct. The poor man would have been most upset to discover we plan to keep cool with a home made device

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

I think someone should start a thread asking what do you think Mr N was constructing in his garage?... "

It's one way of discovering if the heating engineer is on fab I suppose

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?...."

There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.

Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

"

Good evening _ackbydemand....what do you think Mrs KC has in her special suitcase?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....

There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.

Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing "

No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there....

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By *ub... girlWoman
over a year ago

worcester

Morning all...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?! "

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do. "

good morning.

I often found myself snatching forty winks at the end of a child's bed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all..."

Good evening Sub girl...how are you doing tonight?....

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By *ub... girlWoman
over a year ago

worcester


"Morning all...

Good evening Sub girl...how are you doing tonight?.... "

I'm good thanks, how's you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect "

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do. "

Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....

There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.

Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing

No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there.... "

The closest thing to food is flavoured lube

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all...

Good evening Sub girl...how are you doing tonight?....

I'm good thanks, how's you?"

I'm also good thank you...just chilling out listening to Radio at the moment...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....

There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.

Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing

No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there....

The closest thing to food is flavoured lube "

What flavour is it?...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Pretty sure we ALL want to know

I would also like to know....

Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....

There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.

Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing

No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there....

The closest thing to food is flavoured lube

What flavour is it?... "

We have a minty tingly one somewhere.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think....."

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.

good morning.

I often found myself snatching forty winks at the end of a child's bed"

Solidarity, sister!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.

Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?... "

Tonight it was The Tombs of Atuan, Ash. A great book.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines"

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.

Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?... Tonight it was The Tombs of Atuan, Ash. A great book."

It sounds very exciting....is it set in Egypt in the tombs of the pyramids?....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one "

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.

It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.

It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066. "

I don't think you need to worry about William the conqueror during this visit...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.

It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.

It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066.

I don't think you need to worry about William the conqueror during this visit... "

There's a fleet of cement mixer lorries sign written 'William the Concreter' you need to worry about him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive "

I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration

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By *aniel-JMan
over a year ago

kettering

Still looking to play on cam for someone. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, sorry I'm late

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm going to call it a night...

Thanks to everyone who posted on tonight's nocturnal thread.....

See you all again on Tuesday nights nocturnal thread....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?

Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....

Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him

So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....

Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding

It sounds like a very long shopping list....

Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment

That's very kind of you Ace...I hope the shopping goes well tomorrow...."

Might just have to nip in for a swift half inbetween trips

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive

I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration "

I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm going to call it a night...

Thanks to everyone who posted on tonight's nocturnal thread.....

See you all again on Tuesday nights nocturnal thread.... "

Good night

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive

I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration

I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop "

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You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

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Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive

I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration

I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop

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You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity. "

And ask the curator to make it The N C Collection.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.

I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.

Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!

°

Unequivocally YES.

You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then

Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer

Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!

St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .

We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect

Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....

We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.

Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines

Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one

Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive

I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration

I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop

°

You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity.

And ask the curator to make it The N C Collection. "

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Hahaha!

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