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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

Your at home quickfire meet has been arranged no time to change jump in the car, what a you turning up in or answering the door in right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don’t answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair"

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joggers, messy hair, and topless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still on pjs with a hoodie over the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still on pjs with a hoodie over the top

You're ill as well right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ? "

I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ?

I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade "

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Hoody and joggers with thick socks pulled over the bottom of em. Do not expect it to be warm when you come in??

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Shorts and jumper for me.

Leggings and a thin top for C with her nipples poking through of course

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

If I’d have seen this post 5 mins earlier I could have sounded really impressive, black lace body (been taking some pictures) ……now jeans and sweatshirt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still on pjs with a hoodie over the top

You're ill as well right?"

And unshowered as yet, so yes, I’ll be pretending I’m not home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else disappointed this wasn't a Nirvana thread?

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

Aha I knew I'd trick some 90s fans with this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ?

I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade "

Wait, so they're possibly naughty?

Teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else disappointed this wasn't a Nirvana thread? "

A tad

But nevermind

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nurses uniform x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm in my work uniform and hairs a bit messy, I wouldn't go to be fair, showered and clothed is the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still on pjs with a hoodie over the top

You're ill as well right?

And unshowered as yet, so yes, I’ll be pretending I’m not home

Me too. Hey there fellow smelly. I'm bed bound today, do not feel good no sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anyone else disappointed this wasn't a Nirvana thread? "

Yes ... Bloody let down wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ?

I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade

Wait, so they're possibly naughty?

Teehee

They're possibly lacking in the elastic department these days... Hmmm, OP can I change my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T-shirt with a hole in it, period pants, and unbrushed hair

Which period are we talking ?

50s , 60s ?

I upgrade my underwear more often than that. Only had this pair about a decade

Wait, so they're possibly naughty?

Teehee

They're possibly lacking in the elastic department these days... Hmmm, OP can I change my answer

Ah that's fine.

Just do the classic rearrangement of your life every 10 minutes when the fall halfway off your arse.

It's super hot.

But you can't do the elastic snapping sound.

Sad noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha"

It's the bum heaters in her seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha"

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

It's the bum heaters in her seats

Nearly burnt my fanny once they are so hot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

It's the bum heaters in her seats

Nearly burnt my fanny once they are so hot

Minge Singe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

Why not?

Saved heating the whole house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

It's the bum heaters in her seats

Nearly burnt my fanny once they are so hot

Minge Singe

Exactly !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

Why not?

Saved heating the whole house

See, it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poka dot satin pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

Why are you naked in a car now? Haha

Why not?

Saved heating the whole house

See, it makes sense

Oh you have opened my eyes. Not just a pretty face are ya! Brb just moving into my car x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

What do polecats smell like?

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Running tights and a hoody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not gonna lie I was all set for some Nirvana talk

To paraphrase a little

I was almost so happy when today I saw a thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leggings sweatshirt and fluffy slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues. "

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers & a t-shirt.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Anyone else disappointed this wasn't a Nirvana thread? "

Honestly gutted

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Strap top and pj bottoms. No underwear.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink???

You officially lowered the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressing gown

And coffeee naked underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

Weeks leading into months.

I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.

Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.

Heartbroken.

Truly.

Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work uniform

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

What do polecats smell like?"

Terrible I reckon

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

I thought I was the only one with this kink.

To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.

Oh my giddy aunt.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

I thought I was the only one with this kink.

To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.

Oh my giddy aunt.

Wasn’t even from our dog!! A mad spaniel jumped up at me!!

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

"Leggings (muddy down one leg after walking the dog), fluffy socks, hoody and mad hair!

I smell like a polecat too probs

I thought I was the only one with this kink.

To clarify, the mud is only down the one leg.

Oh my giddy aunt.

Wasn’t even from our dog!! A mad spaniel jumped up at me!!

Is that cos all the sensible ones where giving you a wide berth?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Quick squirt of deodorant and change of shirt ..polo mint ..done

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Work clothes, so trousers, shoes and grey shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

Weeks leading into months.

I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.

Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.

Heartbroken.

Truly.

Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything. "

I'm more likely to be one of those Sat Nav Holders, that is built well, looks great in your eye line, but when it comes to Suction power I'm likely to fall at the last hurdle and end up down in the footwell.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work clothes, so trousers, shoes and grey shirt "

Can you go do a picture draped over the "Welcome to Wales" sign please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

Weeks leading into months.

I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.

Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.

Heartbroken.

Truly.

Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.

That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.

We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.

It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.

Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

Weeks leading into months.

I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.

Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.

Heartbroken.

Truly.

Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.

That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.

We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.

It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.

Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard. "

I pride myself on being the worst anyone will ever have, never denied that fact

plus no one else wants the title so it works in my favour.

Sat Nav fannies are the worst, constantly send you to the wrong destination and have a habit of asking "are you nearly there yet"?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Grey sweats, vest, smell of fresh sex about me. Kick my door in now, I'm fresssshhhh

Cherry x

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Leggings,hoody and fluffy rabbit slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

That's wonderful news regarding your cars interior.

The rest has positively ruined my day.

*deletes boo from hotlist*

The search continues.

How rude!

Did I manage to stay on the list for at least a week though?

Weeks leading into months.

I had such high hopes you'd be like my suction sat nav windscreen mount.

Making all the popping sounds as you hop off.

Heartbroken.

Truly.

Anyway go practice your kegels and try using some liquid to improve the seal. I am hoping this is just poor technique more than anything.

That's disappointing to hear. There's nothing worse than having a critical failure at the crucial moment.

We'll have to adjust your profile and feedback to reflect this.

It's vital consumer knowledge, people must know how substandard being with you really is.

Honestly, who knew finding sat nav fanny would be so hard.

I pride myself on being the worst anyone will ever have, never denied that fact

plus no one else wants the title so it works in my favour.

Sat Nav fannies are the worst, constantly send you to the wrong destination and have a habit of asking "are you nearly there yet"?"

Exclusivity through unconventional means. I see, a radical approach.

There are complications, a drop in signal leaves everything blank and non descript, not being up to date and causing you to go to the wrong place at the wrong time.

It's fraught with danger, let alone when you change the settings and you find a man talking back to you.

That's a confused boner right there.

But we put up with it for the sucky sucky pop pop.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Jeans & my hoody and slippers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartan pj bottoms and an oasis tshirt (mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint covered jeans and t-shirt and the oldest pair of docs

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

"Naked in my car with fraggle bed hair unfortunately

I hope you don't have a leather interior.

Or at least heated seats.

Or stick.

I have leather seats yes

I have heated seats yes

But I don't have a fanny like an octopus that suckers on to seats

Wonders if a fanny like an octopus squirts ink???

If it does needs a trip to the clap clinic!!

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

"Tartan pj bottoms and an oasis tshirt (mrs) "

That makes you a rock n roll star......

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

I'm fresh out the shower so just a pair of knickers and a dressing gown ATM. Hair in a messy bun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loungewear baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid chique - pj's, hoody, dressing gown, fluffy socks and slippers.

Also would be telling them through the letterbox to go home lol

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

"I'm fresh out the shower so just a pair of knickers and a dressing gown ATM. Hair in a messy bun x"

Perfect x

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