FabSwingers.com forum: Haway then...

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

May the odds be forever in your favour

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be postie for a bit.. until I fall asleep anyway

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll pop my postmistress uniform on and deliver some messages

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in.

Mrs M

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I barely understand this so what could possibly go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a little while.

Nell

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Happy to be postie for a bit.. until I fall asleep anyway

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steady on, it’s gone 10pm!

In!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"In for a little while.

Nell"

Before this goes any further...

Hi *waves enthusiastically*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for a little while.

Nell

Before this goes any further...

Hi *waves enthusiastically*"

*waves even harder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

My name is nell and I love le cul sec *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in until I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is nell and I love le cul sec *

Cheers F&B.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

Is that not the one that plays the guitar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is nell and I love le cul sec *

Cheers F&B. "

Oi don’t message postie and pin it on me Nell, own what you love ffs

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I have no mates and everyone has blocked me?

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

Is that not the one that plays the guitar?"

Yes and that one broke my banjo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…"

I am just posting what ppl send to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gorgeous woman says

Can you please tell Artylan to stay strong. He'll be ok, things will get easier.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"What if I have no mates and everyone has blocked me?

In. "

I've gotcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nelly your eyes are looking at me and seducing my mind and body and tits.

I have tits now?

2 ticks, need to check something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not done one of these in a while. I'm in and happy to be a mate too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.

*wet fanny noises probably*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nelly your eyes are looking at me and seducing my mind and body and tits.

I have tits now?

2 ticks, need to check something. "

Ooh! I'm remotely doing things to tits? How's that for a superpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this."

Nell if you reading that he thinks your real name is Dan for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this."

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"This gorgeous woman says

Can you please tell Artylan to stay strong. He'll be ok, things will get easier.

very intrigued

But thank you whoever

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Please tell Lemon that she's bloody glorious and my ultimate girl crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for lemon - Can you tell lemon

her bum is simply divine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Lemon that she's bloody glorious and my ultimate girl crush

I'm just an average girl, with an average life. I work from nine to five. Hey hell, I pay the price! But thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Another Dad Bod, I thought your username said just another dead bod and I was very scared.

I am also delighted we do not have someone making light of murder.

It is bad.

Apparently.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Please tell Lemon that she's bloody glorious and my ultimate girl crush

I'm just an average girl, with an average life. I work from nine to five. Hey hell, I pay the price! But thank you.

What a way to make a living....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!

Can you please tell Lemon that while I'd love to say something a bit jokey, I really want to say how genuinely gorgeous I think she is. Both in looks and sense of humour and I hope she always has the self-confidence to realise that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control ! "

Fellas, fellas!

I see everything.

No more lies.

No more drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control ! "

ahh shit. Yeah. Thanks for trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B, your particular style of chaos is almost too much to take. On a Wednesday night, anyway.

He is an Agent of Chaos.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.

*wet fanny noises probably* "

An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

Fellas, fellas!

I see everything.

No more lies.

No more drama.

Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control ! "

I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

ahh shit. Yeah. Thanks for trying

I have your back because I want to smash your backdoor with my little key x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return. "

I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B, your particular style of chaos is almost too much to take. On a Wednesday night, anyway.

He is an Agent of Chaos. "

Which night is okay then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return.

I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo "

Make it a mango lassi and we have a deal

Right, what am I taking the blame for now? I'm ready...

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Oh go one then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you tell hippy... that she is one of the genuinely rare people that are more beautiful on the inside than the out. Even with those tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

Fellas, fellas!

I see everything.

No more lies.

No more drama.

Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ? "

More lies.

It's an original copy of Wham's Club Tropicana on vinyl and cassette.

You dirty dirty bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely man messaged me and asked if I could please tell Nell she has the most intoxicating eyes x

I agree with this man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.

*wet fanny noises probably*

An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles?"

Not in the vag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

I can be the scapegoat, it's cool, but I need something in return.

I’ll buy you a lychee juice when we will meet in your grey Talbo

Make it a mango lassi and we have a deal

Right, what am I taking the blame for now? I'm ready..."

Give me time and I’ll find something to pin on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell blue eyed 65 that I'd like to take him away to fuck his ass with my left foot x

So it begins…

I am just posting what ppl send to me

You can tell Dan no.

No.

We talked about this earlier and I recant my offer. It was banter.

Non binding.

I swear I'll help you get that meet, wingman the shit out of this.

Fuck sake F&B, these were supposed to be anonymous!! ..

I have tried to put it on Nell just before you fucked it up by revealing yourself mate.

I had it under control !

Fellas, fellas!

I see everything.

No more lies.

No more drama.

Can you see that I am wanking over Brigitte Machado’s picture this fine evening ?

More lies.

It's an original copy of Wham's Club Tropicana on vinyl and cassette.

You dirty dirty bastard."

I can’t argue with the last sentence to be honest. I am one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!

That's very nice. I'm going to frame that and put it on my wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that

I love your shadows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell hippy... that she is one of the genuinely rare people that are more beautiful on the inside than the out. Even with those tits."

Aww, thanks

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Dan. Apologies in advance as this is clearly my doing....

I love the smell of his silent farts when he rides on the bus 245

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By *londeHotwife87Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Happy to be cryptic messenger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A handsome hunk has asked me to say this.. lucky lady!!

That's very nice. I'm going to frame that and put it on my wall. "

I can embroider that for you

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I am here to tell Thumper he has piqued the interest of a vagina that belongs to a beautiful woman.

*wet fanny noises probably*

An entire vagina, just for me? Will there be candles?

Not in the vag!

You call this a party?

Pfffffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry. If you think this is for you, it's not. But yes it is if you think it is. I am terribly sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that

I love your shadows.

Thanks,usually I get told that picture is shit

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for Dan. Apologies in advance as this is clearly my doing....

I love the smell of his silent farts when he rides on the bus 245"

Come on Nell, I *KNOW* this is really from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aussie Chris, you have an Amazing dick

F&B said not to say he said so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! Bring it on crazies you don't scare me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aussie Chris, you have an Amazing dick

F&B said not to say he said so"

you can’t trust women with nice tits nowadays !

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Aussie Chris, you have an Amazing dick

F&B said not to say he said so"

Thanks for passing on the message

I'll be sure to pass on any to you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aussie Chris, you have an Amazing dick

F&B said not to say he said so

you can’t trust women with nice tits nowadays ! "

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for Dan. Apologies in advance as this is clearly my doing....

I love the smell of his silent farts when he rides on the bus 245

Come on Nell, I *KNOW* this is really from you

Yes. Yes it is, but I'll need a mango lassi

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that

Do it!!! I’ll be your postie

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'll be postie, happily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind posting stuff for anyone,would send something myself but ain't got the confidence for that

Do it!!! I’ll be your postie

But then they'll know who it came from

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'll pop in

Tg x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the lovely Hippychick:

A C- was harsh. It was worth a B+ at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm out. Night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. I’m confused but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. I’m confused but I’m in

Talulahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey dude please pass on the following to the max

Hippychick, I used to have long hair and play guitar by campfires but alas now I only play guitar. Still I would labour all hours of all days to write you the perfect harmony and strum gently the most beautiful angelic sound tuned only to yours ears, for the chance to dance in the moonlight. It will make us feel warm and bright. Such a fine and natural sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you confess to Kinky_Inked_bi t’that I’d like her to suffocate me to max with her breasts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Mellrose that I love her eyes and she is simply the best ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those were messages sitting in my inbox from the previous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. I’m confused but I’m in

Just write to someone how hot you think I am and you're playing the game right!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This gent has asked me to pass on...

tell talulah her bum is lush

Tg x

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Sorry, I dipped out for a bit

Can you tell Hippychick

We both know she misses me more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This gent has asked me to pass on...

tell talulah her bum is lush

Tg x"

Hahah, well thanks to whoever that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the lovely LittleBird you lucky minx!

Could you please tell her she is beautiful and sexy and funny and sexy and I want to kiss her until the stars go to sleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This gent has asked me to pass on...

tell talulah her bum is lush

Tg x

Hahah, well thanks to whoever that was

They aren't wrong to be fair!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A message for the lovely LittleBird you lucky minx!

Could you please tell her she is beautiful and sexy and funny and sexy and I want to kiss her until the stars go to sleep x"

Oh my! Why thank you. What a beautiful thing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for TG whoever you are!

It’s been far too long since I’ve seen her! Drinks and dancing needed

Get your party shoes on TG...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Message for Thumper

Tell him he gets sexier by the day and I’m still waiting for the kink meet. Do it! You know you want to

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

I am late but in

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

A Message for Hippychick.

Could you tell this stunning woman, that I have had her on my Hotlist for quite a while now, and love her near daily pictures thats posted. Just wish I had the chance to meet in person. Please keep them coming.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Tell lemon, she makes me go weak at the knees, warnings should be obligatory before she posts pics

The poster doesn’t wish to remain anonymous but I’m keeping an air of mystery

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Message received for Littlebird

Someone said you are the jewel in their crown.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Message received for Littlebird

Someone said you are the jewel in their crown.

Why thank you! I’m not sure I am but at least I am smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop my postmistress uniform on and deliver some messages

I'm in just for that!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Message for both the Mistypeaks.

What's the quickest way to Braintree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for both the Mistypeaks.

What's the quickest way to Braintree?"

Helicopter! Dur

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Message for both the Mistypeaks.

What's the quickest way to Braintree?

Helicopter! Dur"

I would’ve said Magic Carpet but the sender of the message wanted to remain anonymous

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Message for both the Mistypeaks.

What's the quickest way to Braintree?

Helicopter! Dur

I would’ve said Magic Carpet but the sender of the message wanted to remain anonymous

I cant afford either if those!!

Oh, bugger it..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A message for TG whoever you are!

It’s been far too long since I’ve seen her! Drinks and dancing needed

Get your party shoes on TG..."

I'm game anytime!!

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey Steve

Please tell Thumper he's piqued the interest of my vag.

Cheers!

Ps. Sorry for the delay

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can you please tell Timulo he's got a face like butter wouldn't melt.

Sorry for the delay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Message for Hippychick.

Aww, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like it requires more effort than I’m willing to offer.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

As ever, willing postie here.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm in... for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This absolute hottie says

Thumper I would 100% bang you given half the chance!

Can I come too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please could you tell Elephantis that his well crafted posts give me tingles all over.

His ‘post’

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"This absolute hottie says

Thumper I would 100% bang you given half the chance!

Can I come too

Just need a when and a where... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison. "

Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison.

Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like. "

Typical

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Please could you tell Elephantis that his well crafted posts give me tingles all over.

His ‘post’

My posts are average in length, but quite thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Could you reach Steve from Brighton to let him know that I’d be in Brighton soon and hope to bump into him at Morrison.

Hes glad I got in touch. He was at tesco's. Typical bloody Steve behaviour... what's he like.

Typical

HOW DARE YOU!!!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!"

You are very welcome mystery person

Do I get any more clues about who you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!

You are very welcome mystery person

Do I get any more clues about who you are?

Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!

You are very welcome mystery person

Do I get any more clues about who you are?

Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more "

It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!

You are very welcome mystery person

Do I get any more clues about who you are?

Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more

It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much

I did try

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Happy to play postie for a little while

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Could you tell LittleRed18 that seeing her fab my pictures was a very pleasant surprise!

You are very welcome mystery person

Do I get any more clues about who you are?

Someone you recently fabbed but won’t say more

It is Thursday so doesn't narrow it down much

I did try "

Appreciate your effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the secret messages to me. I've flicked my bean several times reading about your appreciation. I really turn myself on when I read about myself. Large labia and kisses to you all. X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

Nell

Ps, love being postie...

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm.in and happy to play postie too

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Message for Thumper from a beautiful lady!

Please can you tell Thumper he can thump on my asshole

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Message for Thumper from a beautiful lady!

Please can you tell Thumper he can thump on my asshole"

Nearly spat my pint out haha

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Can you tell elehantitis

I'd totally bang his bones in girl mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell elehantitis

I'd totally bang his bones in girl mode"

I was sooo into him/her

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A message Melrose:

Can you tell her she has lush curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell elehantitis

I'd totally bang his bones in girl mode

I was sooo into him/her

Ffs... I loathe this website on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again, happy to send only the most swooniest of poems x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in again, happy to send only the most swooniest of poems x"

Menz you look so great! I'd sick you dry till the time is late. If your Mrs don't know it's extra great! Your cum in my mouth I'll ideally create

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