FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s secret service FandB edition

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?

Want to declare the world that you are not gay because you wash your ass ?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

So, No one, absolutely no one will be left behind !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.

But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.

But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx

your secret is safe with me. No one, absolutely no one will know about it. Bring your fait multipla next time x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.

But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx

That seems real, not fake. In fact that message was probably sent by quite a few people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell F&B I want to bum him around the back of Aldis? Fanks.

But sssshhhhh don’t say who it’s from xx

That seems real, not fake. In fact that message was probably sent by quite a few people

Can’t deny or confirm it but I can tell that you are always right with your lovely penis x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In…. Do your worst F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell F&B that I read an article somewhere that said vageen sauce is good for beard hair x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell F&B that I read an article somewhere that said vageen sauce is good for beard hair x"

well you can spread yours on my beard anytime you’d like to !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell F&B that I read an article somewhere that said vageen sauce is good for beard hair x

well you can spread yours on my beard anytime you’d like to ! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Melrose that even if she is tired to the max, a friend who will remain anonymous but his name which contains three letters and starts with a D and finishes with a N, would you like to explore her vagina with his frontal lamp torch.

Many thanks F€B you are the best.

Okay I added the last bit about being the best but self love goes a long way.

The rest , on Jim’s mum’s head it is the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, nervously awaiting.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

In! Do your worst F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell Melrose that even if she is tired to the max, a friend who will remain anonymous but his name which contains three letters and starts with a D and finishes with a N, would you like to explore her vagina with his frontal lamp torch.

Many thanks F€B you are the best.

Okay I added the last bit about being the best but self love goes a long way.

The rest , on Jim’s mum’s head it is the truth. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Lou that I can’t offer her the elusive connection she is currently seeking, that I am a mediocre shagger, my dick would probably let me down midway, but it would be honest work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For John !

My dear Kanaka since the day I met you with your bike I can’t help it but I keep thinking about you and your sweating bum rubbing that seat saddle.

I have developed a dirty fantasy that I did realised.

I went to Halfords near Brighton and rubbed secretly my ass against the bike saddles that were on show.

Waited patiently to see who would buy one of the seat saddle with my ass smell on it and to my big surprise it was Brighton Steve !

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for H and M (just realised what I just did there

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Would it be okay if I spunk in your belly buttons while you sing Céline Dion ?

H does the chorus and M the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'll happily be postie, though not a very reliable one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in but only if your anus winks me 3 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in but only if your anus winks me 3 times"

For you it always does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Clacton65 that he can fiat my vagina whenever he wants with his manly and lovely hands x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell Clacton65 that he can fiat my vagina whenever he wants with his manly and lovely hands x "

Fist ffs !! Autocorrect ! I gave myself away on that one ! Sorry dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'm in

TG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hottie mature with nice removal teeth who can give gummy bj send me that

Could you please tell Elephantis that his words transcends generation, I’d love him to put his Oxfordshire sword in my Yorkshire puddings ( I added an ‘S’ so you know that you can use both holes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell Clacton65 that he can fiat my vagina whenever he wants with his manly and lovely hands x

Fist ffs !! Autocorrect ! I gave myself away on that one ! Sorry dude "

Lol

Fiat my vag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marc You have the loveliest foreskin of Detroit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a laugh brung it on F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands "

I thought this was Ricky Machado!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll join in the hope of a bit of Inevitable's anus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for growly tarzan

Let me play with your uncut liana

Signed : your Jayne

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for growly tarzan

Let me play with your uncut liana

Signed : your Jayne "
whats a liana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wendi Liquor I didn’t read your profile so I am trying to waste your time by making your read that message x

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

In. I think...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for growly tarzan

Let me play with your uncut liana

Signed : your Jayne whats a liana

I had to Google ffs and apparently it is a long-stemmed, woody vine that is rooted in the soil at ground level and uses trees, as well as other means of vertical support, to climb up to the canopy in search of direct sunlight. The word liana does not refer to a taxonomic grouping, but rather a habit of plant growth – much like tree or shrub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands

I thought this was Ricky Machado!

He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.

Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands

I thought this was Ricky Machado!

He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed "

Not the only Ceed he's been taking around the country, if you get my point.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.

Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x"

Ooh, I like them uncut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell to CuriousDuo200 that I certainly that aren’t looking for single guy but I have a couple of hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Thumper that his tripod makes my mouth watering and my heart melt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands

I thought this was Ricky Machado!

He moved to Scotland with his Kia ceed

Not the only Ceed he's been taking around the country, if you get my point."

I do get it ! Especially when it is hard x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Braced, awaiting incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wendi Liquor I didn’t read your profile so I am trying to waste your time by making your read that message x "

It's ok I've a box of crayons and some paper with your name on it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please let Kinky_Inked_Bi knows that she has the best veiny boobs of Liverpool

#sundayrhyme that doesn’t really rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message from Kinky_couple2020

Apparently a hot gent with an uncut liana wants to make you melt like an ice cube in front of a Porto rican barbecue.

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.

I recommend the Coway BA13.

It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.

Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.

Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x

Ooh, I like them uncut

Taking note for my next thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.

I recommend the Coway BA13.

It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.

Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html"

You got what the thread is all about

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Message from Kinky_couple2020

Apparently a hot gent with an uncut liana wants to make you melt like an ice cube in front of a Porto rican barbecue. "

Kinky. In

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

In for a penny, in for a pounding

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Count me in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"In for a penny, in for a pounding

F&B will take you, round Aldi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In for a penny, in for a pounding

F&B will take you, round Aldi

Oi ! I take no one there anymore ! As jools and the brain made me noticed, it is not posh enough !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"In for a penny, in for a pounding

F&B will take you, round Aldi

Oi ! I take no one there anymore ! As jools and the brain made me noticed, it is not posh enough !

How about up the Waitroses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell _aughtyandhandsome that I’d gladly nourish his leather belt by shoving in my colon ( it is quite long I heard)

Have no fear, I’d had a piss enema from just Pete before x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In for a penny, in for a pounding

F&B will take you, round Aldi

Oi ! I take no one there anymore ! As jools and the brain made me noticed, it is not posh enough !

How about up the Waitroses?"

That is exactly what he pointed out ! So I am listening to the man !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised more gay men don't use a washlet.

I recommend the Coway BA13.

It does for girl stuff too which is nice for oral.

Not paid to link this, it's just an incredible product if you can get it installed on the sly. https://tooaleta.co.uk/coway-ba13-premium-digital-bidet.html

You got what the thread is all about

Coway? No way!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind. "

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag! "

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the filth

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x "

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for growly tarzan

Let me play with your uncut liana

Signed : your Jayne whats a liana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

^She'll make you Big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Nell who that their toes have not been dipped in my dirty anus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

^She'll make you Big."

No one can except Brigitte Machado !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

^She'll make you Big.

No one can except Brigitte Machado ! "

She's Brigitte McHado now she's moved to Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Nell who that their toes have not been dipped in my dirty anus

So true, our toes are, as yet, unsoiled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

^She'll make you Big.

No one can except Brigitte Machado !

She's Brigitte McHado now she's moved to Scotland."

Ok ok

genuinely laughing at that one !

Gutted you didn’t mention the Ceed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell Nell who that their toes have not been dipped in my dirty anus

So true, our toes are, as yet, unsoiled. "

If you think about doing, please cut your toe nails , the colon of that person is apparently fragile !

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind "

I’ll give it a good go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

missy I just made a coffee and need breast milk in it as I don’t take sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind

I’ll give it a good go!

Challenge accepted

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.

Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x

Ooh, I like them uncut

Taking note for my next thread

Your Excel spreadsheet must be fascinating. I'd love to give it a good once over one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"missy I just made a coffee and need breast milk in it as I don’t take sugar. "

Help yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dee I’ll let you lick my anus anytime.

Signed : someone from this thread with an uncut liana apparently x

Ooh, I like them uncut

Taking note for my next thread

Your Excel spreadsheet must be fascinating. I'd love to give it a good once over one day

You wouldn’t understand. I use the zodiac code

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"missy I just made a coffee and need breast milk in it as I don’t take sugar.

Help yourself

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell that _ickshawed bird i would like to poke her in the anus just before it winks

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Could you tell MissYeuxBleus that I’ll give her both but as I am broke at the moment, I can only pay her in kind.

That’s ok, I’m a cheap shag!

Apparently that person knew that somehow x

It’s no secret. I’m like a 2p machine, it’s up to you how much you put in!

I am glad you are bi so if I fuck you with my man clit, you wouldn’t mind

I’ll give it a good go!

Challenge accepted "

I need to grow my pubes for you I’ve just had a wax! Give me six weeks.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again, no messages about the anal show

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tell that _ickshawed bird i would like to poke her in the anus just before it winks

I dare ya. Then you can find out if it's winking - or biting

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Butlins Minehead (for the weekend)

Evening all.. in for this

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell Lou that I can’t offer her the elusive connection she is currently seeking, that I am a mediocre shagger, my dick would probably let me down midway, but it would be honest work. "

It's the standard on here, might as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell myb she can gobble my winky for 3 hours if she lets me win at bin basketball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell cummybear over the lips and thru the gums look out anus rex gonna cum mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Macky that I love him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Tryingitout19 that it’s been 19 years that I have been trying to try him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell wildblonde69 that I’d love to put my dick between her tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell TheGigglers that when I think about them my dick is hard as uncoocked pasta

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Tryingitout19 that it’s been 19 years that I have been trying to try him out "

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell lil miss mischief that she is absolutely stunning and her pics are so sexy. Shame I’m over 10 yrs above her upper age limit. Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!"

I will do if he doesn't shit up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell lil miss mischief that she is absolutely stunning and her pics are so sexy. Shame I’m over 10 yrs above her upper age limit. Gutted"
that is a shame feel for you dude i thought you were onto a winner too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell f&b "Ricky Machado is watching you"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!

I will do if he doesn't shit up."

Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!"

Sorry I meant far away Nora

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands "

It's true

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!

I will do if he doesn't shit up.

Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened

When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!

I will do if he doesn't shit up.

Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened

When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off?"

Yeah that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell Nora that she is a bit fat away xx

Go beat him up for me Pete. How offensive!

I will do if he doesn't shit up.

Haha did you do that on purpose. Did he tell you what happened

When he went for a shit but forgot to take his pants off?"

That happens quite regularly actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yo F&B....

Can you ask Kinky Inked Bi ..

I've only met you the one time but your anus is a magnificent specimen that needs a really firm grip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for NBVN ..

It's been nearly a year and I'm still waiting for the latest stairs converse pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One for Jessicagrace..

After our extended conversation a few weeks ago I realised you really are a wonderful human and enjoyed watching you touching the ceiling whilst dancing haha

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it."

I think she’s left fab

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Yo F&B....

Can you ask Kinky Inked Bi ..

I've only met you the one time but your anus is a magnificent specimen that needs a really firm grip"

Ooh I’m intrigued….

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.

I think she’s left fab

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My poem dies with me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.

I think she’s left fab

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My poem dies with me then "

Keep it warm until she comes back

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on I'll have another punt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.

I think she’s left fab

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My poem dies with me then "

There was a young lass called DuchessB

As fine a young lady as could be

She got fed up one night

So she left the whole site

But she’ll be back soon just you wait and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DuchessB….I’ve wrote a poem for her but can’t bring myself to message her with it.

I think she’s left fab

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My poem dies with me then "

Just change the name ….. they’ll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun so I'm in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x"

Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x

Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round

A little one wouldn't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x

Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round

A little one wouldn't hurt

That’s a bit personal !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In for a little while. Quite happy to play postie too x

Do you want to pop in for a drink whilst your doing your round

A little one wouldn't hurt

That’s a bit personal !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Buttercup61 that I’d love to unload on her big tits

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

been ages, count me in

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

In.

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning still having coffee

So in for bit

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"A hot woman sent me this for Caramel Latte

Best penis around East Midlands "

Just the East Midlands ?, I don’t remember visiting there lately

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?"

Just accidentally crushed my bum toy and now I’m not sure of my next move.

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