FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

May the odds be forever in your favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odds are never in my favour

but I volunteer to be a mate if needed

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I don’t like the odds. But yellow message boxes are always cute

I’ll be postie

Mrs m

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play

and don’t mind being postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to rewrite your messages for optimal oomph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a giggle

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

SweetCherry

A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the shower washing my arse when I noted the label had come loose on the bottle of swarfega I was using. I slowly peeled it back to reveal the words “Nora, I love you. Signed, Neil” although the signature looked really suspect and I suspect someone was having a laugh with that bit…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SweetCherry

A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass."

Such a delightful young man lol, unfortunately not into fisting. Could fish his ass though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SweetCherry

A delightful young man would love you to know that he’d fist your ass.

Such a delightful young man lol, unfortunately not into fisting. Could fish his ass though

*fist

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I was in the shower washing my arse when I noted the label had come loose on the bottle of swarfega I was using. I slowly peeled it back to reveal the words “Nora, I love you. Signed, Neil” although the signature looked really suspect and I suspect someone was having a laugh with that bit…"

What?!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Neil I love you

Signed Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetcherry

May the odds be ever in your favour xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Neil I love you

Signed Nora"

Who the hell is this Neil?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neil I love you

Signed Nora"

Am I a matchmaker or what ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Please tell Thumper that we'd like to help him redecorate the interior of his van in the style of Jackson Pollock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much hope though

Eternal optimist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neil I love you

Signed Nora

Who the hell is this Neil?!"

More importantly, who is playing Cupid!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Popping in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neil I love you

Signed Nora

Who the hell is this Neil?!

More importantly, who is playing Cupid!"

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I've a feeling this one's gonna fill up quick!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ve had a complaint.

SweetCherry apparently I got your message wrong so I’ve copied and pasted it…

Sweetcheery no one messaged me but know that I’d love to fist your ass

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in abd happy to be postie.

And expect to regret that offer as soon as I get a message from F&B

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play, I like being postie !

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

For Kinky Inked Bi, i volunteer as tribute to be removed from this mortal coil through smothering from your immense and fantastic breasts. Willingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind…."

Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs please tell Clacton65 that he has a lovely hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in abd happy to be postie.

And expect to regret that offer as soon as I get a message from F&B

I won’t message you

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We'll play

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Happy to play and be postie

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By *husuiMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

All this talking about ass fisting, id be happy with a finger or tongue right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….

Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in

Deal.

…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees…

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In. Happy to forward messages too

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Go on then, I'm feeling lucky.

Happy to be postie too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but won’t hold my breath and no sympathy messages please

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….

Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in

Deal.

…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees…"

You mean it wasn't F&B who wrote that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Nelly I’d love to fill her clavicles with rice pudding and jam, and absent mindedly eat it with my fingers whilst cupping her boobs from behind….

Make it semolina instead of rice pudding and I'm in

Deal.

…I mean, that sounds sensible, I wonder if the sender agrees…

You mean it wasn't F&B who wrote that?

nope that wasn’t my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs please tell Clacton65 that he has a lovely hand."

Lol sympathy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I know you’re postie, please post this to you

Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In but not holding my breath to see if I’m fancied one can always hope though

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I know you’re postie, please post this to you

Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs

Why are people sending ones for me to me?!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac

Inevitable

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For the lovely Melrose from an equally lovely gentleman

Melrose

I would if I could, but you won't let me

Go on let him !

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"For Kinky Inked Bi, i volunteer as tribute to be removed from this mortal coil through smothering from your immense and fantastic breasts. Willingly."

I’d feel immense guilt! How about just a good old motorboat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you’re postie, please post this to you

Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs

Why are people sending ones for me to me?!

It’s gone meta. We’ll be making them up next.

PS please tell Neil I’m number 13 in the forum queue to test the cleanliness of his sausage crimper…

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We are in

Mrs

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

JohnKanaka I want to make my tictac rub your tictac

Literally cannot guess who sent this

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I know you’re postie, please post this to you

Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs

Agreed

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Can you tell Bella to admit defeat, she IS unquestionably the Queen of fab! I growl at the mere thought

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please could you tell F&B that we want to sex on his face.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I know you’re postie, please post this to you

Nora, I think you are simply lovely and have very pretty boobs

Agreed

you

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in ….. God loves a trier after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could you tell F&B that we want to sex on his face.

Don’t reveal yourself as it won’t happen if you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo yes its been a long time its time i found a little joyful moment or two to keep my career out yhe bog

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A lovely lady says

Ned Martin, in me? Deal!

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fabulous and bearded, your photos are beautiful - far too beautiful to be straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to play

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Would you mind pasting this to Nora the explorer?

Misty, would you please tell Nora,

That my mate totally adores ya,

He thinks your legs are great,

Could he take you on a date?

He even won’t mind if you’re a snorer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous and bearded, your photos are beautiful - far too beautiful to be straight "

Pasta is straight until wet. That’s why I don’t go to the swimming pool

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in for this evenings fun and games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a complaint.

SweetCherry apparently I got your message wrong so I’ve copied and pasted it…

Sweetcheery no one messaged me but know that I’d love to fist your ass

So extremely charming lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would you mind pasting this to Nora the explorer?

Misty, would you please tell Nora,

That my mate totally adores ya,

He thinks your legs are great,

Could he take you on a date?

He even won’t mind if you’re a snorer!"

Who told you about my snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweetcherry

May the odds be ever in your favour xx"

Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For MissYeuxBleaus

I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat??

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

A well dressed and well mannered gentleman who is also my mate has asked me to pass this on to Bell

could you let Bellaseas know someone has been admiring her from a million miles away for a while now, and would not take much persuasion to accept a thorough pegging, if she was that way inclined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweetcherry

May the odds be ever in your favour xx

Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die

It was a message dropped in my box. I just copied and pasted it sorry

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"A lovely lady says

Ned Martin, in me? Deal!"

My inbox is always open! Shame I don’t have a magic carpet to make distance less of an issue…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

adamletchworth Don’t stay away from me. I love your cock so much that I’d enjoy having a piss enema from your neighbour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"adamletchworth Don’t stay away from me. I love your cock so much that I’d enjoy having a piss enema from your neighbour x"

Oh wow.. whoever that is pm me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ned Martin it Looks like you stole my purse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweetcherry

May the odds be ever in your favour xx

Aw thanks F&B but I will always be the first tribute to die

It was a message dropped in my box. I just copied and pasted it sorry "

Oh ok, then, however said must know I’m always the first tribute to die, odds are never in my favour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My great mate asked me to pass this along

MarriedcoupleNE I Am 5’2 but i have a 5 inches and a half cock do you know xx

Enjoy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Cookie46 Let me coco your ass !

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"For MissYeuxBleaus

I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat??"

A face is the most comfortable seat of all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when mates want each other so bad

My mate asks

Nora let me piss into your ass please ?

Do it do it do it

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Please could you tell kinkyinked that it’s about time we finally arranged that meet to press our boobies together, and become the scissor sisters we were meant to be!

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Ned Martin it Looks like you stole my purse !

It’s a sporran, but you’re welcome to keep your phone number in it until you find your purse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ever sent me that

Hell no

Not even repeating that one

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Mr Sprout Your rectum is the loveliest one I have never seen on here so far.

Thank you for sharing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For MissYeuxBleaus

I wonder if you would perhaps consider my face for a comfortable seat??

A face is the most comfortable seat of all

Yup, that's my point exactly!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Please could you tell kinkyinked that it’s about time we finally arranged that meet to press our boobies together, and become the scissor sisters we were meant to be!

I’m in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My naughty mate says…

Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!

I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweetcherry.

There are always two tributes from each district , I've got your back

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Mr Sprout Your rectum is the loveliest one I have never seen on here so far.

Thank you for sharing x"

Fab is a much better place if I keep it hidden

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie46 Let me coco your ass !"

Is that an offer to rub coconut butter on it?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My naughty mate says…

Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!

I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!"

Will you leave crumbs in my bed

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them.

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By *une111Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

Can we play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?

Signed : Neil

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hello postmen and postwomen. I’ll play for a while. Just a while, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spare ones maybe, if you clean them afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uhhh, I got my first message to deliver as a postie

Tell the gorgeous MissYeuxBleus that she’s the best thing to come from Welsh Wales since the Pot Noodle.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"My naughty mate says…

Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!

I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!

Will you leave crumbs in my bed

This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For the lovely Mellrose from a rather handsome chap

Ask Mellrose if she’ll keep her Halloween make-up on for our first meet … pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?

Signed : Neil"

Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

“Please ask DX2019 if his trousers are going to fall down now his belt is off

”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

EasyBeingWheezey, a softly-spoken stranger says “I will do”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out id rather jump on the ps5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This message is for Rose-tinted Glasses:

Let me blow into your urethra

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Go on then, I’m in for a bit

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Uhhh, I got my first message to deliver as a postie

Tell the gorgeous MissYeuxBleus that she’s the best thing to come from Welsh Wales since the Pot Noodle.

apparently my great grandfather worked in the noodle mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?

Signed : Neil

Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…"

Oh you’re Neil!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

For June111

Wow incredible pictures! I know it’s the wrong thread but I’ve just added you to my hotlist

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love it when mates want each other so bad

My mate asks

Nora let me piss into your ass please ?

Do it do it do it"

F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?

Signed : Neil

Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…

Oh you’re Neil!

Who knew?!?

I prefer DM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EasyBeingWheezey Can I shove your glasses into my ass please ?

Signed : Neil

Can people stop signing things from me - thanks, I’ll send my own…"

Soz n' stuff. The originator of the message tried to make me sign it "Nell" so I improvised a little

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them."

Depends who you are

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Let me blow into your urethra"

A novel approach. Wonder if it makes a sound, like when you purse your lips and blow over the top of a milk bottle?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"“Please ask DX2019 if his trousers are going to fall down now his belt is off

”"

They might well do. Need someone to help me cover up in that case haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when mates want each other so bad

My mate asks

Nora let me piss into your ass please ?

Do it do it do it

F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no!"

I have never asked that directly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them.

Depends who you are

Who do you want it to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bassier flute maybe?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a watermelon loving mate

To anyone on this thread :

J’aime le cul sec

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

May as well play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to join in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I love it when mates want each other so bad

My mate asks

Nora let me piss into your ass please ?

Do it do it do it

F&B we’ve had this conversation and it’s still a no!

I have never asked that directly "

Pants on fire!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My naughty mate says…

Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!

I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!

Will you leave crumbs in my bed

This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed!"

Oh a trail of crumbs, don’t waste any

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora, can you open your legs so I can bury my face between them.

Depends who you are

Who do you want it to be?"

Gerard Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pauls21 Rub your hairy armpits against my hairy asshole please x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in please

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"From a watermelon loving mate

To anyone on this thread :

J’aime le cul sec"

Wet fruit and dry arse, this person is diverse !

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By *ockyroad666Man
over a year ago

Maesteg

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the lovely Melrose from an equally lovely gentleman

Melrose

I would if I could, but you won't let me

Go on let him !

Ooohhhh I’m intrigued

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Me, me, let me play please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_ockyroad666 From a hot titted lady.

You have great hair x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Here is one for my friend Nora

Nora I still have the taste of your colonoscopy in my mouth x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a guy with a big one

Can you tell _rincipessa that I have perv on her pics and added to the hotlist

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you let Cookie46 know that cookie crumbs are the best kind of crumbs?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Here is one for my friend Nora

Nora I still have the taste of your colonoscopy in my mouth x"

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone owned up to anything yet?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"My naughty mate says…

Please tell Cookie46 that your mate has a Muppets fetish, and wants to dress as the Cookie Monster so he can eat her all night!

I might not pull, but at least I can make people dad-joke laugh!

Will you leave crumbs in my bed

This Cookie Monster likes to eat cookies all over the house, not just in bed!

Oh a trail of crumbs, don’t waste any

If you follow the trail, it ends in my inbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... but not holding my breath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

Although I've already spoken to the only person whoever sends me love letters already today hahaha

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

Im in….

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?"

I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale

Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?

I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale

Haha x"

Hahaha very naughty. Haha

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Could you let Cookie46 know that cookie crumbs are the best kind of crumbs?"

Is that from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora

Nora will gladly piss on the knees of the next poster x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a guy with a hot bag

Would you mind telling Principessa that you’ve got a friend who wants to see what you can do with that riding crop?

Thanks!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?

I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale

Haha x

Hahaha very naughty. Haha"

Bad to the bone, which is quite different from being bad TO bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful gentleman asked me to say

"FunCuriousHarry Do my ass while I am calling my associate Keith. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m late but I’ll fancy anyone who’s left over.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I like playing postie. In!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Trixie - your boobs and mine need to get together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FabTog Shove that big lens of yours into my ass please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody B I won’t say your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora

Nora will gladly piss on the knees of the next poster x "

Can’t I have some nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!

How embarrassing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone owned up to anything yet?

I smoked once at university, but didn’t inhale

Haha x

Hahaha very naughty. Haha

Bad to the bone, which is quite different from being bad TO bone "

That was smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora

After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora

After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas"

Christmas penis please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!

How embarrassing ! "

You should of just pretended that someone had sent them to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora

After your birthday penis, what do you want for Christmas

Christmas penis please "

Is christmas penis with like a santa hat on?? Or??

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Trixie - your boobs and mine need to get together!"

Sounds like someone out there wants to create a booby empire and overtake the Earth. I’m game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realising that I am fucking posting them instead of texting ppl to post them!!

How embarrassing !

You should of just pretended that someone had sent them to you! "

I could, couldn’t I ?

I am not that smart

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’ll jump in the next round if the game continues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last word

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A very handsome gent has This to say…

Please tell Bellaseas, if she comes back to the thread, that I have some arnica cream here to rub on her bruises!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Great ‘my mate fancies you’ thread everyone

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