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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you think they really wanted to say about you?

Starting with my one and only veri:

He wasn’t as cut as in his pic, but he was worth a fuck anyway! It was hot (I mean the weather, we were sweating buckets). Great with his fingers but I wish he’d fucked me for a bit longer. My screams got him going though, I hope he didn’t detect I was faking it!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Steve was so sexy I stuck to my seat”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s dirty. Bit I wish she was dirtier…

I won’t spit on you,

You filthy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who loves him more, me or him.

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

He was huge - but not where it counts.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sensuallover - Where to even begin?! His conversational skills seemed to consist entirely of grunts and mumbles and his skills in the bedroom were if humanly conceivable, even bloody worse!

Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter but to blow his load whilst thumbing to get his jeans off?!

Anyway, treat him with respect ladies; he’s a keeper for sure (if you have exceptionally low standards)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sensuallover - Where to even begin?! His conversational skills seemed to consist entirely of grunts and mumbles and his skills in the bedroom were if humanly conceivable, even bloody worse!

Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter but to blow his load whilst thumbing to get his jeans off?!

Anyway, treat him with respect ladies; he’s a keeper for sure (if you have exceptionally low standards)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She’s dirty. Bit I wish she was dirtier…

I won’t spit on you,

You filthy bastard

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The brew and brownies were amazing, the sex was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't - not looking for guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as good as her pics, thank god for the bag on her head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent me to heaven awesome and bubbly w

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

Terrible tease but doesn't actually put out. Crackin pair of tits though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He showed up, bang on time. I didn't show up at all

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I don’t I look good in pictures. I look much better in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can make you cum twice and will kiss you like there’s no tomorrow….She is modest too

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Trash

10/10 would shame shower again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She can make you cum twice and will kiss you like there’s no tomorrow….She is modest too

Very modest indeed!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Utter bellend, wiped his cock on my curtains and washed his cock in my sink. Avoid.*

*this isn’t actually true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Utter bellend, wiped his cock on my curtains and washed his cock in my sink. Avoid.*

*this isn’t actually true"

Which part?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter bellend, wiped his cock on my curtains and washed his cock in my sink. Avoid.*

*this isn’t actually true

Which part?

The Avoid* bit . I think is fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude speechless ignorant .

Absolute useless scam of society .

Free for grabs

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Utter bellend, wiped his cock on my curtains and washed his cock in my sink. Avoid.*

*this isn’t actually true

Which part?

The Avoid* bit . I think is fake "

Haha, I’ll admit to being a bellend!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Jack couldn't be arsed meeting anyone. Went pub and had chips and curry on the way home. Timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'She's alright'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth meeting for the novelty value alone

Couples definitely not a keeper throw away after using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She can make it clap and she is very good at telling bad jokes that are not funny in the slightest. She will make you feel like you are important and then send you on your way with a pair of her socks. I would recommend her to all my friends and family."

Do you knit socks for meets or do you have big feet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a feeling I’d laugh in troll ably at your jokes!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

So anonymous I had 3 false starts before finding him, and got more sexy vibes from my buzzing phone than him. I'd call him a cold fish, but that would be an insult to sashimi.

But, he showed up and paid for the drinks,so, you know,if you are desperate at the end of the month, go for it.

10/10, would recommend (to anyone I despise).

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I always love falling asleep in a man’s arms, but this was the first time it’s happened whilst he was fucking me. Great bloke, even greater cure for for insomnia.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat, lazy and selfish

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By *IG08Man
over a year ago

Tadworth

Really nice guy, good company, happy to have a drink. I think he could be the one. Oh no, he's weirdly decided after 30 mins I'm not the one for him, but he's too much of a coward and scared, that he can't tell me face to face. So he ignored me for ease, but deep down he knows that bad

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

About myself, he turned up on time he could chat for England but oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgettable, not 100% sure it was even female.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Omg.. he's cute and all but man, does he not ever shut up lol

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Comfortable bed, good brew, easy parking for the shops afterwards - which you'll have plenty of time for after the sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as mean as she initially comes across although significantly fatter in person

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lived up to his nickname of Speedy Gonzalez . Lol.

He certainly knows how to use his tongue and fingers .

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks better in his avatar.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Eats shoots and leaves"
panda

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Almost worth making the trip from round the corner. Would consider a repeat if my fleshlight batteries were dead and if she could curb her menopausal anger issues.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Wish they'd left the pot noodle at home..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, who are these guys again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you go Jack …. You never look back

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

WTF!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Christ but this guy is dull. What's a Warhammer? Also he thinks he's funny, made 14 fish puns in five minutes and was falling around after a pint of dark fruits.

I suppose he means well, but getting words mixed up and couldn't stop making those puns.

He was very pleasant to the wait staff."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight smell of formaldehyde and bit unusual having a meet in the back of a police car but seems nice enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed him after midnight and don't get him wet..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Wasn’t what I was expecting, I’m still confused as to whether that’s a good thing… p.s. don’t ask him about his protein shake business idea “fizzy jizz”

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Went to the loo and when I came down he'd drawn cocks all over the walls and nicked the telly.

Nice guy, would see again, mainly because I want my telly back.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Did not fizz in the way I was expecting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D- Avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice bloke, one of those fellas you fancy but can't for the life of you figure out why, as he has no exceptional qualities at all!"

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Wow, just wow! Smooth, tasty and would definitely try again .. Cathedral Cheddar, mac cheese and bacon awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great guy, good laugh, not as good looking as his pics but the sex was ok. Would've been better if he didn't make aeroplane noises before he put his dick in though

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

All ball and no tool which was exactly what I was looking for. Couldn’t cum until I stuck a finger up his bum then cried for 10 minutes after which was beautiful and cleansing. If he messages you ladies run, run he’s after you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of time, couldn’t even deliver the 10 minutes promised on his Wowcher deal. More like the ‘Minuteman’. There’s some discrepancy over those markings too. Turns out they’re actually in millimetres. He is devastatingly handsome though, at least he got that bit right.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If Carlsberg did swinger meets...

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By *ovesebonyladiesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can breath through his ears.

Treat this one with respect girls.

Can’t wait for round 32.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I met Tina Titz at her extinct volcano secret lair and was amazed at how she didn't drive me to distraction with inane chatter and attempted witticisms. She even looked almost human. We even did a bit of that sex stuff.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

He's a short, fat ugly coffin Dodger.

She's a great fuck and absolute filth.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

We met Buck because we felt sorry for the old codger. We don't now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To old

To fat

Pain in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's friendly, cheeky and very dirty but wouldn't stop talking about 'the universe'.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music

*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say I’m smart - they didn’t mean it but they couldn’t say I was pretty or hot because it’s simply untrue. And my other veri, well she wanted to say she loves me but she doesn’t know that she does yet.

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

"He's tall and he's alright"

I'm too modest to big myself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made up for destroying the karaoke on the social by making sweet music in the bedroom later.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

She believed she could. I think she actually wanted to. But she just couldn’t be arsed.

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By *exeterMan
over a year ago

m5 Devon-Somerset border area

A few years ago thay used to call this guy the 24h carpenter because he could hammer it in and bang away all day and night plus was the life and soul of a swingers party. Now he's a bit older, a bit bald'er and far more sedate.

Now his tastes and optimism have changed realistically now to suit his is over 40 physique.

Would really recommend him to the ladies and couples, well the ones that have no sense of hearing, poor eye sight and virtually no sense of smell I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again again again!!!!

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music

*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x"

I would ruin you on a pool table. But sign me up

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Mr Fox was clearly game because he was watching, shame about the shy frigid bitch"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg I'm sex on legs and if you think I'm like minded I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat hairy tits , hairy bum , and very ugly clit sticking out . Is not funny , it poked my eye ball as I was trying to down there . . Ugly fucker .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats shoots and leaves"

Panda

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.

Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since.

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Rubbish shag, couldn't get it up in a lift. One to avoid, ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gobby Scottish bird with the appetite of man. Will probably drag you dancing then take you for a chippy in the small hours, plays a mean game of pool, drinks pints and loves rock music

*small print - she swallows (every cloud) x"

Fuck! I could do with a bag of chips right now!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.

Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since.

What you really mean is … “fiddles was great, when I could get to him. He loves his harem, log cabin and faux fur rug in front of the fire. But he loves boobs more. I just felt sorry for his poor Nan making everyone egg sandwiches all night”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She drank all the wine and ate all the snacks, pranced around in her undies before tripping over her feet and knocking herself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She drank all the wine and ate all the snacks, pranced around in her undies before tripping over her feet and knocking herself out "

^Ab Fab

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Wayne and Waynetta have got nothing on these two. They are so erotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She drank all the wine and ate all the snacks, pranced around in her undies before tripping over her feet and knocking herself out "

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By *ullGuy43Man
over a year ago

Hull

Nice friendly guy with a miniature sausage buy great with his tongue hahahaha

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

"Great guy, good laugh, not as good looking as his pics but the sex was ok. Would've been better if he didn't make aeroplane noises before he put his dick in though

Haha

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

"All ball and no tool which was exactly what I was looking for. Couldn’t cum until I stuck a finger up his bum then cried for 10 minutes after which was beautiful and cleansing. If he messages you ladies run, run he’s after you!"

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

What a body this guy have. I couldnt get my eyes of his torso. I ran my hands all the way down from the chest to cock to make it hard. I felt the abs as I was going down slowly, he knows how to pleasure a lady and it was a pleasure to have sex with him, he pushed all the right buttons, take good care of him ladies

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

About as interesting as a bus stop

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Meh! He's okay I guess.

Mrs is lovely tho, really have no idea what she sees in him.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You're simply the best

Better than all the rest

Better than anyone

Anyone I've ever met

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

She’s absolutely gorgeous and he’s a fat mess but funny, he’s well punching.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're simply the best

Better than all the rest

Better than anyone

Anyone I've ever met"

Thank you ffs ! Now I have it in my head !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once a man of great deeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The had beer and gave a decent blowie

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

If you like Star Wars or Star Trek or liked to be teased or spanked then this is the man for you

If you like to cry in laughter is he also good at that

If you wanted a massive cock, fingers that move like usaine bolt, or a tounge that moves up and down like a bored child with a light switch - maybe look elsewhere lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

He turned up on time he was so so good he left after 6 hours omg don't mess this one around he's a keeper

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Turned up on time.

Left when I asked him to.

Was, errrmmm, interesting. Tales of woodland gatherings and especially the naked golf story.

Makes a decent cup of tea.

Might meet again. Sex was adequate.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

An old married couple more interested in having a good time than fucking friendly and open to ideas.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Surprisingly better than the photos suggest, the beard isnt that bad and tickled all the right places.

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Borrowing what a woman once said in the morning....

I can't remember last time I laughed so much!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

He is cool likes to chat and is shy in some kind of way but you wouldn't think it the way he oozes confidence and a desire to play with my feet! He is really worth looking out for even if it's just a very naughty chat !

Other than that he seems like a prick !

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

We had a great time summoning the devil at a cross roads and tricking passers by into selling their souls. Treat this one with Ronseal wood seal.

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By *annersfirstMan
over a year ago

Camberley

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By *annersfirstMan
over a year ago

Camberley

"She’s dirty. Bit I wish she was dirtier…

I won’t spit on you,

You filthy bastard

An odd request but surely it's not the worst you've received.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Misanthropic and gobby. Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy slutty fuck slut that can suck the cum right out of u...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About as interesting as a bus stop

What time is the 69 bus to fucksville?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

She is quiet and shy but in bed she's a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God when she opened the door, what a beauty.

So chilled and relaxed over a drink.

She does the dumb blonde look well but has brains.

When it came to the bedroom, what can I say.

She's naughty very attentive, I thought when I whipped out my big cock she'd be impressed.

Then she says you call that a cock and whipped hers out and said meet she-rah. Now that's a cock.

Guys don't pass this one buy you'll not be disappointed.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"What do you think they really wanted to say about you?

Starting with my one and only veri:

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I met Fiddlesticks, he was 2 months late, brought his Nan with him because the bingo was shut due to mad Jim setting off the fire alarms.

Anyway when he eventually turned up he had just finished eating a packet of Frazzles and a Bombay Badboy pot noodle. He left to go to the toilet after 5 minutes and I haven’t seen him since.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Misanthropic and gobby. Avoid "

Well fuck, now I fancy you.

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

"Misanthropic and gobby. Avoid

Well fuck, now I fancy you."

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Awkward to chat to initially as unbelievably she is quite shy but a really nice woman, needs bringing out of her shell but when you do, she can fuck for England & is insatiable.

If you have the stamina she will go all night & make your fantasies come true.

Also the best cuddles ever

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Much more fun than i imagined it was going to be.

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